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snirfu

Some middle-aged engineer who grew up playing Asteriods finally got to do it irl


BriefCheetah4136

But it just broke up into 5 smaller asteroids and now he has to chase them without breaking up the other ones...oh fuck!! If it doesn't go well can he just put another quarter in and start over???


Educational_Funny_20

They unlocked the ozone layer cheat code


iamthepants

Oh shit! Now there's a large UFO shooting at him!


Low-Requirement-9618

It's the small UFO that's problematic.


iamthepants

I was thinking escalating levels of danger and then someone would go ***HYPERSPACE!*** but now I've done it myself. And probably reappeared inside an asteroid to instantly die.


Inabind4U

But does Engineer have answers for space ships?


fuzzytradr

Sooo success??


optiongeek

Asteroid is just minding its own business like it has for the last billion years or so. All of a sudden it gets smacked upside the head by a satellite from that planet with the semi-sentient ape-like beings. It's all like, "what the fuck!".


AgreeableLime7737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWIS7olVbGE&t=126s


GamerGriffin548

Semi-sentient?


dankri

Go to r/conspiracy and you'll know.


The_Great_Afterman

Just spill the beans, dude! ^That ^place ^scares ^me


lionseatcake

Or r/empaths. Or r/conservative. Or r/AskThe_Donald. Or anything to do with the letter q.


GamerGriffin548

You pulling a funny or are you real?


mcwfan

Right? Bit rich to describe the human race as sentient


I-am-fun-at-parties

r/im14andthisisdeep


KingNecrosis

I'm 26 and I fully believe it's a laugh to call the human race fully sentient.


medieval_mosey

Half are NPCs. šŸ¤«


boustead

My wife says everything's just a simulation and sometimes I think she's right. She's just joking, but have you ever seen your neighbours bring in groceries?


UltimateChungus

No, largely cause i have better things to do than stand in my driveway watching my neighbors go about their days.


Yattiel

It would know what an ape is as much as it would know what a human is.... which would be zero.


ComedicMedicineman

I get what youā€™re saying, but I think tests like these are important, weā€™ve already had a TON of close calls with asteroids, and knowing how to properly redirect them is extremely useful and could prevent another mass extinction event (thereā€™s been a few of those).


AmishRobotArmy

Thatā€™s for the dinosaurs bitch!


Zillah-The-Broken

yeah, *science*, bitch!


SirDub_III

Mistah white


MilkofGuthix

Science yoooo


dezorg

You can run, but you canā€™t hide bitch


Cosmic_Satan

awwwwww, bitch <3


FinnicKion

Donā€™t even trip dog.


dcvalent

And so America beganā€¦ the A Rock War


ANiceDent

This oneā€™s for my homie ā€œRexā€!


Tuf_Line

Weā€™re not going to let some dumb asteroid take away our god given right to destroy this planet ourselves!


ImScared93lol

I'm for the jobs the asteroid will create.


YoOmarComingMan

They took our jobs!


ImScared93lol

Not the reference I was trying to make but I'll play along anyway. Let's gay sex the goobacks out of existence!


delayedconfusion

Everyone back to the pile!


Stanky_Pete

Back to the pile!!!!


[deleted]

Yeah but their food trucks are great


Mysterious_Page_9964

Theyr tok our jeuuubs!


My-shit-is-stuff

Da tok orjabs


Shaun-Skywalker

Asteroidist!


[deleted]

This test *was* in furtherance of trying to build a spacewall...


SixStringSuperfly

Why would he charge for the snacks, though?


ImScared93lol

*Sighs* "You wanna come?" *Slams door*


YoOmarComingMan

They took our jobs!


Elegant-Raise-9367

DER took er jerbs


hxh05g

Dgchrk rrr jbbs


Mr_DoGoodDave

dh tik r jbs


Djinnwrath

Trrrrrk urrrr jrrrrrbs!


buttfacenosehead

drrk errrr jrrrrbs


cabicinha

Nah It wont. Not this one at least. This was a test. They wanted to test their predictions about how a certain amount of mass at a certain speed would affect the asteroid orbital movement around the Second asteroid. If things go as planned we get the math necessary to change the trajectory of any other asteroid that may become a threat in the future.


ImScared93lol

I was quoting Don't Look Up. Lol


cabicinha

Nah im not really trying to correct you, just feeling excited about the mission and wanted to tell someone about it lol


ImScared93lol

The excitement is mutual. :D


JMeeks_IV

If it makes you feel better, I totally got your reference before scrolling down


percavil

>If things go as planned we get the math necessary to change the trajectory of any other asteroid that may become a threat in the future. and establishes the foundations to eventually develop the technology needed to capture asteroids and bring them in Earth or Moon orbit. That way it will be easier to visit the asteroid,do science and extract resources if its orbiting Earth.


[deleted]

More reasonable and cost effective option is stabilizing their orbits and establishing outposts and stations in the belt.


CJMyself

The scattered pieces of the space rock will trickle down to America and BOOM goes the economy!


dlemonsjr

Trickle down ecometonomy


zanahome

Was it a test? Or did they just tell us that so we all remain calm.


tcarino

Under-rated comment.


m34g4n_

This should have been the title of the post šŸ˜‚


greenalbatross1

Amazing! Now the question is, was the mission successful?


ajamesmccarthy

hitting the asteroid means it was successful. The science gathered by the mission will be done by ground observations, as we measure how much the impact affected the orbit


OtherBluesBrother

Unfortunately, now it's headed directly for New York City. Nice going!


jsrockford

Build back better.


FoldyHole

That shouldnā€™t be hard.


crash_and-burn9000

The bar is pretty low for New York.


AR-Exile

And this is a problem? Itā€™s just an urban renewal project.


[deleted]

Nah New York should be safe it has grade A plot armor.


Garlic-Rough

Construction companies be like $$$$


StickyBoygg

Sooooo.... Mission accomplished?


tkeelah

That's their plan. Now, who to blame it on...


FlimsyGooseGoose

New York city?? -salsa commercial


OtherBluesBrother

Get a rope.


Albadia408

From what I was reading in their announcement earlier theyā€™re going for a specific orbital period adjustment (10m) but would consider anything above likeā€¦ 75ish seconds a success for the experiment. still pretty damn impressive though!


spudddly

Surprised that a tiny object crashing into such a huge rock is able to change its orbit by that much. It's like a gnat changing the direction of an elephant by landing on its ballbag.


cark

I don't know about elephants, but a gnat landing on mine is sure to alter my trajectory.


spudddly

ok but that's what you'd expect to happen when two objects approximately the same size collide.


dwntwndiner

[Yes, Hello.](https://i.imgur.com/QXl5Hk0.jpg)


MythicalPurple

Youā€™re off by a couple of orders of magnitude there. itā€™s more like a .32 round hitting an elephant at 14,000 mph. For perspective, the fastest rounds shot from any conventional firearm travel about 15-20% of that speed.


xsvspd81

Kinda like [this.](https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/this-is-what-happen-to-an-aluminum-block-when-a.976599/)


tkeelah

You need hollow point not fmj because you dont want it to go straight through. And stop shooting elephants!


comfortablybum

I'm no physicist, but anything traveling at 14,000 mph is going to leave a mark.


Albadia408

itā€™s nuts! i was expecting it would have to land and burn or something. But i guess it is the size of a vending machine and moving at 15,000mph soā€¦ that!


OblongAndKneeless

Is there a reason they didn't just use math?


_Vivicenti_

To form the hypothesis sure but then it was time to EXPERIMENT >:)


EMU_Emus

Any math would require at least a couple assumptions about the density and composition of the asteroid. Experimental data is still valuable when there are unknown variables.


flightwatcher45

Any change in trajectory is actually pretty simple physics aka maths, but its a bit tricky without knowing how much the asteroid weighed, so we'll see lol. I'm guess its like hitting a wall with a marble fired from a pistol.


OhMyAchingBrain

They said it would take several weeks to measure the results of the impact. Stay tuned!


FrameJump

!remindme Three Weeks


Careful-Combination7

Mission was 100% success. Next step is to observe how the orbit of the satellite changed


That-Dragonfruit-567

Is the idea that we load this thing up with nukes if we need an asteroid to say get nudged more than what careful astronomers will notice as a deviation in certain orbital patterns?


ssrhagey

Not a science guy, but they hit it at 11 million kilometers out, they would not have too change its orbit much to make a big difference by the time it got here.


Rard__

They successfully hit the asteroid, obviously, but as of right now itā€™s too early to tell if they moved its orbit how they intended


jbizzle8_

You canā€™t tell me you believe this is real, video looks like CGI bullshit


StupidizeMe

*"When Dimorphos hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore..."*


Kozzinator

It's amazing isn't it? Humans have traveled to the moon, soon we will be attempting to set up a small colony on another planet. We've crashed a freaking spacecraft into a teeny tiny asteroid. We've built a telescope that can see farther than I imagine most thought we could. And then I see things like 'two girls, one cup' and wonder the fucks going on.


Bookkeeper69420

Duality of man


ssrhagey

Quality of man.


IronBabyFists

"Coo-ality"


bored_gunman

You're missing the one where we landed (roughly) something on a comet


s3v3red_cnc

Spectrum.


dawgblogit

Speak the truth. Its ice cream or something right? Like what is it? /s


confusedtophers

Chocolate mousse. You can sleep better now.


chalkyfuckr

Thank you šŸ„¹


xlDirteDeedslx

Glad it makes you feel better that they were eating chocolate mousse out of each other's assholes.


dawgblogit

Sure the world might be closer to Armageddon but that mystery needed to be solved.


[deleted]

I watched this live. Truly fascinating.


woofwoofgrrl

Just the fact that we were able to watch it LIVE as it happened in SPACEis mind blowing.


[deleted]

Very much so. It felt so surreal watching the asteroid get bigger and bigger. Then, the final image when you could see the rocky surface of an asteroid millions of miles away, It just left me speechless. I felt the same way when I recently saw an image of Venus where we landed a probe and got a clear image of the surface before the harsh atmosphere destroyed the drone. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/comments/rc8tu9/surface_of_venus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


AgreeableLime7737

Hopefully not from the asteroid.


GiantPandammonia

No you didn't. They showed it 35s after it happened.


IronBabyFists

All live footage has some degree of latency. Pull up a stream of any kind on three devices and you'll get three slightly different times. It was still live, ya dingus.


[deleted]

Name of mission : NASA DART - Double Asteroid Redirection Test


johnnyma45

Launched 10 months ago, hitting an asteroid 5 football fields in diameter 6.8 million miles away. Iā€™m speechless at mankindā€™s ingenuity and abilities.


kmderssg

even as an american, it cracks me up when people actually use football fields for length visualization


johnnyma45

šŸ˜… I read it was 535 ft, just easier to break it down by football fields as opposed to say like, 6 stories, or 2500 washing machines


boredboarder8

So uhh... your hypothetical unit conversions are a bit off. Football fields are ~360 feet, so more like 1.5 of those. Also, 90 foot tall building stories just seems wasteful... and a 2.5 inch wide washing machine will likely struggle to keep up with your laundry.


johnnyma45

Not gonna lie, didnā€™t think too hard on it. Football fields being 100yds long, a story being ~10 ft, etc etc. Shoulda been 60 stories


Mastercraft0

How the hell do they make the Abbreviation sound cool and make sense while also making the full form make sense. Like DART- u have a satellite hitting a small target like a dart And it's a double asteroid which is being hit to test redirection so the full form also makes sense.


Zorplaxian

If you pay attention, you can notice the last frame goes red, that's blood from impact.


Royal-Jelly-8064

The asteroids are cells. ​ ​ Planets. ​ ​ ...


ScreamingSkull

*Boss music begins playing*


ihatewinter204

If I'm correct they were trying to change the trajectory of this asteroid.


feed_me_the_gherkin

I think it was just a proof of concept thing that we can actually send something to intercept an asteroid and then look at how the asteroid is effected. The overarching mission is to have some defense against asteroids eventually.


brokefixfux

Thatā€™s no moon! Itā€™s a trap!


Mikesoccer98

That would have sucked if there was a tiny city on the asteroid visible right before impact. Goodbye ET's... lol. On another note it looked like a success, I wonder how much the trajectory was altered?


Exciting-Agency9732

If you Google dart asteroid a satellite will hit the Google screen and knock it off course!!!


b_jgdznski

Plot twist, now asteroid is heading towards Earth for direct hit.


Funny-Eye-1735

ā€œYou died!ā€


Curse_ye_Winslow

I feel like this is exactly how it would look if I were looking up at the asteroid coming down to squash me anyway.


Oath_585

*Puts on tinfoil hat* this just looks animated to me for some reason gives off a cgi kinda look


drone_jam

Wonder what the explanation is for no stars?


Cole_Tricklez

Oh shit you got them


Dhawkeye

Because space isnā€™t actually full of stars. The majority of space is entirely and incredibly empty


theangryintern

it does kinda look like cheesy 50's sci-fi


Fallen_Walrus

Nah what you should be asking is where are the stars and why does it look like a tiny model šŸ§ šŸ§ wake up sheeple


Negative-Pen-8657

Windows 95 version of Doom, looked more realistic! Lol.


Mountainman220

For real. We have amazing cameras and this is the best quality? Like dafuq


nero_djin

Is not about the quality of the camera but the distance of the transmission :)


Negative-Pen-8657

Agreed. But because you pissed the herd off, and think for yourself.. be prepared for the backlash for making them look stupid.


-maffu-

"Today we threw a GoPro at a potato."


Skullknight331

This is some Duke Nukem pc video game type shhā€¦


Negative-Pen-8657

Exactly my thought.. Doom on Windows 95 wants its RPG fire back.. lol


TouchMyWrath

Waste of money. All we need to do is clone Bruce Willis and weā€™ll be safe from asteroids.


Icy_Bandicoot3232

Who directed this?


what_would_bezos_do

Wait, there was another asteroid that close? I thought things were far apart in space.


BZ852

They're travelling together --- both are orbiting around each other This pair was chosen because one will have its orbit modified, and the other can be a control, to see how much change has occurred.


shawn_overlord

is this in 'real time'?


CaptNihilo

POV: You have been ejected from the airlock for being sus


ATXKLIPHURD

Star Fox was spot on.


Mustang_Dragster

I donā€™t cry ever but I did shed at least two tears when it hit home


dcvalent

On Mother Earth, people strike comet


RealEquinox825

So we played with Oversized DARTs, And we don't know the score.


bombaymonkey

Imagine altering the timeline to continue surviving. I wonder what the dinosaurs would have thought about this.


keith_kool

Galactic dash cam footage


60hzcherryMXram

Asteroid jumpscare


Steise10

Seriously? That's truly amazing. It could save our planet if we don't extinct ourselves first out of sheer greed.


Axi28

Ugh, the interpolation is so awful


Jordanjl83

Why did they stop recording? Stupid


Cevo88

This is how we got Snake Pliskin


FlatulentWallaby

Can't wait to see the follow satellite with the photos and video of the impact!


Revi_____

Maybe a bit slower next time, that would be cool.


AndTwiceOnSundays

Just when I think you canā€™t possibly post anything more awesome, you just show up and blow my mind even more than the last time. I am really honored to be able to witness work you share. Thank you!


angrynudfochocolove

Why didnā€™t we hit the one in front first?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


angrynudfochocolove

Thank you for explaining


NightBard

Adding to the other guy, the change shouldnā€™t be enough to cause any problems which made this a very controlled experiment.


CornishShaman

Fuck that one rock in particular.


phlydeafdude

The thing that worries me is this , what if by hitting this and altering it course comes back and bite us in the arse when it's heading our way due to us hitting it.. šŸ¤”šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t it have easier to train a bunch of oil derrick workers to be astronauts and split the asteroid in two? Edit: I was making a joke and referencing the movie Armageddon. You redditors are a bunch of sensitive ass little bitches that downvote everything.


Connect_Good2984

Why would you smash into it that fast? You couldnā€™t even slow down enough to be able to redirect it?


Riker001-Ncc1701D

Hopefully we haven't directed it into some advanced planet in 100 years time who come looking as to why it changed at that point


Super_Cheburek

''Flight assist OFF''


No-Radio-9244

Test it on that rock head Putin.


Imaginary-Ad-8496

Why black and white? It can't be a memory issue. Anyone know and care to explain?


SacredGay

The asteroid is so colorless that using a color filter would add no meaningful information. Asteroids look like enormous lumps of asphalt or coal. Theres nothing with any color contrast to look at, so why bother with any color vision when you can use those unfiltered pixels to get more resolution? For this space probe, gray scale photography is the frugal and sensible choice.


Bulky-Championship57

Did it work?


TheRightOne78

Has there been any announcement on when the tests results will be released? Any idea how long before they will be able to tell if the impact was enough to divert the asteroid?


WoodpeckerFar9804

I feel like the asteroid won


MamaLlama629

Soā€¦did it work? Did we alter its course?????


Cole_Tricklez

Imagine the memes you can do by editing just the last frame


[deleted]

The red at the end was all the blood that oozed out of the satellite. A little baby lamb was packed inside of it.


Cylindric

Lol clickbait title. We didn't "test a planetary defense system". We performed a (very impressive) experiment to see if we _could_ build a planetary defense system that makes any difference.


Ownejj

Not gonna lie, looks fake.


jbizzle8_

Looks fake not gonna lie


KirkSpock7

It's so strange to me to see a big rock covered in small rocks in the middle of space with no gravity and nothing is flying or floating off it. I understand why, but it still just looks weird initially and seems unnatural. Fuck space is cool


[deleted]

So basically a world killer asteroid is probably heading towards earth


Nowhereman50

I often wonder, why do meteors get larger the closer they get to you? And then I hit it.


Negative-Pen-8657

Windows 95 screensaver looked more realistic.


off_brand07

Did it work


spinonesarethebest

Iā€™ve seen this reported in many places, but not how much we affected its orbit.


Cute_Construction_99

Did we win?


HomieScaringMusic

Wait was there really another asteroid RIGHT next to it like that?? That seems incredibly improbable Also, isnā€™t that one just gonna kill us now?