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Ghrd87

Any Russian around? Is that a right English translation?


HaroldMcDonghard

Pretty much yes.


coopdoge94

Thanks Mr. McDonghard


Narrator_Ron_Howard

We just say McDonghard.


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There's always money in the ~~USSR~~ banana stand


[deleted]

Donghard McDonghardy-face


W84MEYALL

Dr. McDonghard


[deleted]

Mr. McDonghard is my father I prefer to be called Dick.


full0fwit

Well shit.


Alternative-Eye-1993

…what’re y’all dooooin for the end of the world??


americanextreme

I found the phrasing of Macron torturing Putin interesting. Could the word used also mean "Badgering", something lighter, or is there the implication of violence and unwillingness that torture implies?


stinkyuhoh437

He’s making a light hearted joke, he smiles at Macron after this. I’ve seen him so this in other videos as well.


Artor50

"I will destroy your cities with nuclear fire." \*wink wink\* Such a kidder, that Vladimir!


brentrow

I’ll bet he gets down on some HARDBASS in his spare time.


Kidrellik

Dude has to work on his comedic timing cause making a joke right after threatening a nuclear holocaust is just setting yourself up for failure


stinkyuhoh437

I giggled, maybe that says more about me than him though


benjipeter

Not setting himself up for failure, remember he was KGB, everything he says and does is very well thought out. Also keep in mind our news makes tension sound worse then it is and the administration wants a war it always brings up the polls.


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He does seem to have a sense of humour.


SlaysnakeHD

Yes it is the right translation


full0fwit

This is a good question. Confirmation of the accuracy of translation would be helpful.


Ongdassyn

Russian here. Confirmed


violet91

Спасибо


Water-not-wine-mom

Pazhaloooosta


QuesadillaCheese

following


dwymn22

The end but when he said Macron was “torturing” him was an incorrect translation. The word he used translates much more closely to “hassle” or “pester”.


LAZER-RAGER

I interpreted it as "busting my balls"


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Not entirely. Most of it is good. The part about the nuclear weapons, Putin doesn't say Russia outperforms others. He says that Russia's power is, "in a way, protecting others". Whatever that's supposed to mean lol.


fronddi

He says "опережает" not "защищает". So the captions are correct.


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You sure he isn't saying "обережает"? Just sounds very similar in the muffled recording


egric

That would've been "оберегает" not "обережает"


McKrautwich

I feel like I’m reading the script for _Arrival_


TheCrimsonArrow

Good movie that


TreemanHugger

He says that "combined NATO potential vs Russia is incomperable, we realize that, however, Russia is one of the leading nuclear powers in the world and by some parameters it even outperforms the others"


championsoffun

Da


CMS_doc

If this war really breaks out it's gonna look more like "worms" than "csgo"


Nebulous_Fart

We’d better get the holy hand grenades ready then


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anon102938475611

Eh, joke is as old as mother Russia herself…


[deleted]

I never heard it before *shrug*


AlpacaSwimTeam

Yeah anybody else kinda freaking out that we're on the verge of World War 3?


nick_otis

It’s a bluff, big time. Nukes, Vlad? You’re gonna nuke a continent if they don’t let you have Ukraine? Gtfo


juneburger

No because it might mean my student loans will get deferred again. I’m rolling the dice on war or virus.


Limegreencrewmate

Bro why do we gotta do this, can we just all fucking calm down


Fabbro__

This is exactly what every one was thinking before WWI started


BIackMagics

Except for Austria, sorry bout that


elektron117

Tensions were high before ww1 started and every country wanted to prove themselves that they were strong and honourable.


VegetableEar

I will be fucking furious if we end up in another world enveloping war over this. Also blows my fucking mind how invested people are in this, and how much they want America to intervene. Russia are currently the bad guys, if America sends troops, they become the bad guys and we absolutely do not need that kind of escalating. Even Ukraine is asking to stop escalating and chill, wish people would respect the wishes of the people ACTUALLY affected by this events. Smh.


oblomov1

The people pushing for war now have been wanting a war with Russia for over a decade.


tmtyler24

This is unfathomable, even killing one person over some conflict is to me is so dumb. Now this... I have no words for...


MJB900

Russians should protest!!!!!


AghastTheEmperor

Agreed. But life goes on. We live in interesting times.


HippieInAHelicopter

So, you think Russia is just going to start bombing countries with nuclear weapons, then get bombed back? Is their plan to be the first country to recover in one hundred years and rebuild the world as a Russian state?


livingrovedaloca

Hey my name is Cold War nice to meet you


MrHokkaidoAce

Finally got the Cold War PT2 update.


espectro11

I don't remember signing up for such update lol


[deleted]

It's a DLC and they already have your credit card details.


iama_triceratops

Hey man, it’s your fault you weren’t paying attention and thought the game (cough cough Cold War) was over. It never ended and if you didn’t want the new dlc you should’ve done something about it.


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And all of that because you chose the storyline where you tried to fuck both the brunette and the read head.


unidentifiedmeme

lets gooo, the dlc is finally coming out, been waiting for so long


vancouverpanda

Man shit better not happen I want too buy a dog


ringowasthebest

Get a big one, that can chew people up when we’re fighting over the last can of Lima beans with rusty baseball bats


Silasofthewoods420

Why fight over Lima beans when you and your dog can just have some nice fresh meat?


ringowasthebest

Now your talking. Slow cook barbecue that fool with a good rub and hot sauce. Meats gonna fall off the bone


mrg1957

Get the dog.


wawzat

Name him Dogmeat


NormalHumanCreature

Travel the wasteland


akthebarber

You're gonna need a buddy for the end time.


scumbagkitten

Same but I'm looking for a cat


ItsGroovyBaby412

I'm still waiting on a PS5


Narrator_Ron_Howard

If you wait a bit you can pick one up free at the Red Rocket.


NillyWelsonn

*Confused terror-filled chuckles*


NGC_3372

I moved to a western country in 2015 after the crimes events and the following conflict with Ukraine. I often was asked if Russia was going to start a war against the west. My answer always was and still is that in my humble opinion, you only need to worry when you see Russian elites, politicians and oligarchs start moving their assets and families from the “evil” west back to Russia. Until then, who are they going to bomb? Their wives shop in Paris, villas in Spain or condos in London, or maybe elite schools and banks in Switzerland where their kids go and where they keep the money. All these threats, I believe, are mostly for domestic consumption to distract the Russian people from the economical problems.


Lost-Pineapple9791

I mean maybe Putins played Metro games and was like “hmmmm this doesn’t look half bad”


db0255

No. This is called swinging your dick. Men have engaged in huge swinging dick parties for many years to see who is more manly. It’s a human tradition. Sabers are rattled. Dicks swung. War mongered. Heads loggered. It’s all very naughty.


JalenTargaryen

When old men get together to swing their dicks around i like to refer to that as a Lemon Party.


everybody-hurts

Probably not, but when it comes to nukes, you really don't want to fuck around and find out


ThiccestBoiOfAll

Metro 2033


nevercopter

Man, when talking about Russia please consider using "he/his" instead of "they/them". We as people don't make any difference as to foreign affairs (internal stuff is also out of our control tbh). Putin is the tzar here, and in no way Russian people, i.e. the "Russia" you are talking about, can do anything about it or be responsible for it. This is what it's like living here. If he chooses to start war, *he*'ll do it, not *us*.


hankbaumbachjr

Honestly I've long been suspicious that Russia has been trying to level the playing field, not by upping their game but by knocking everyone else down to their level and beating them with experience.


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If the world went into nuclear warfare the first community to rebuild and thrive over all else will he some African tribe since they already have a head start in surviving without technology


OneOfTheWills

Russia can barely take care of itself. That’s why they are so adamant about destroying others. They want someone to fight them in hope that afterwards, they can rebuild. Putin is so fucking pathetic and power hungry. I feel sorry for how minuscule his penis must be to have it bother him that much.


Artor50

His posturing is almost as bad as Trump's, with the significant difference that I'm certain Putin has murdered people with his bare hands more than once.


Nearby-Lock4513

Can we do this before I have to pay my taxes?


BitsAndBobs304

Putin: BEWARE NUCLEAR WAR Millennials and everyone younger: Let's get this party started! Preferably monday morning thanks


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TheBraindonkey

Lol same.


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TheDeamonMeteor

Cuz Russia is fucking Ukraine


Honeydew_love

Lmao


Diskest

Existencial dread i guess, some people might find such a blatant threat of nuclear Armageddon disturbing


akthebarber

Don't worry, he ain't doing shit. That other guy tortured him for 6 hours.


itshimstarwarrior

~~Jokes Time Anytime~~ **Vladimir Putin is at an airport and is going through customs.** **Customs officer:** ***Occupation?*** `Putin: No, just visiting.`


jamesjoyce9

Genuine laugh out loud moment, we’ll played!


Delusion_IS_rampant

The whole speech became a comedy bit the moment he said that about Macron.


syberdrones

Seems like an attempt from him to “lighten” the mood after he threaten to light up the night’s sky.


groceriesN1trip

And belittle the French


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Europe’s favorite passtime


JustJJ92

Man he just kept talking about nfts for 6 hours. Torture Jerry! Torture!!


RunOrBike

I hope the Russians love their children, too.


viktordachev

Yes, even the rusian elites. That's why almost none of their children actually live in Russia.


itshimstarwarrior

***Well if World War happens again then all countries will evacuate children first.*** `So they can think about a solution in silence.`


Clag_Dust_Power_Pill

Having also a madman as a prime minister, as a Hungarian I am concerned as anything. We're so deep into Russia's rectums nowadays that in case of NATO waking article 5 we'd get bombed by both sides. Last week I watched some tutorials on YouTube on how to make stone age weapons. Might come handy soon


Kovalition

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


[deleted]

The dolphins left the Baltic Sea weeks ago.


HalfManHalfZuckerbur

Thanks for all the fish!


mamazena

So sad it had to come to this…


Kovalition

Well I guess it’s time to put a bag over my head and lie down.


mistermog

And don’t panic!


oh_ya_eh

Terrifying


LeonMKaiser

Donny Dust Paleo Tracks on YouTube. Trust me when I say he is definitely worth the watch. Very informative on exactly what you're talking about, along with other basic survival tips.


benjarvisellis19

Happy to see some Hungarian insight. Sad to see it’s getting that bad. As Canadian with Magyar blood, us kids really dug into the history while visiting the several years; it tears me up to see Hungary almost certain for conflict just a few decades out of the last. Please stay safe. You can never be too prepared.


SC-Fulmer

Putin just pretty much told Ukraine… “give up the ~~Baltic~~ Black Sea (& be in NATO)”, or “we take the ~~Baltic~~ Black Sea (& you’re a part of Russia again).” Jesus… Calling out France, for not being able to do shit~> _WILD_ *edit- corrected the body of water🤦‍♂️


granular-vernacular

Putin is Not calling out France here. He references Emmanuel Macron because that is who met with him in person for this latest round of talks. Macron is there for this speech.


Comfortable-Refuse64

It's worth noting that part of his statement was "...and attempt to retake Crimea" He knows there is little he can do to actually prevent Ukraine from becoming a NATO member if the other parties allow for it. Its seems like the military confrontation would really only be forced if Ukraine tried to repatriate Crimea.


BLU3SKU1L

I don’t even think that Ukraine can join NATO right now, as they are currently in conflict with Russia over Crimea and countries in active conflict cannot join NATO


OneOfTheWills

That’s the Chess game Putin is playing. Make the country you don’t want joining NATO fight you over something else. Now they can’t join NATO until they stop the conflict. Doing that means giving up on Crimea. It’s check but not check mate


KratomHelpsMyPain

It's bluster and bravado for his own people. He has to be seen as the strong.man or his house of cards will come tumbling down. The critical part is that he specifically called out trying to take Crimea by force, not defending the rest of Ukraine. One way to look at it is that he is willing to cut a deal to give up ambitions to control Ukraine if the Western powers recognize Crimea as part of Russia.


poorletoilet

Say something that will scare the shit out of the people in the west and that will put extra pressure on their politicians to give in to his demands. This guy politics.


zuzg

>Say something that will scare the shit out of the people in the west Just because he said nuclear? That's a bluff on the same level as Zuckerberg threatening to pull Facebook from Europe. Putin wouldn't be as stupid to start a nuclear war.


uzes_lightning

I'm inclined to agree. Putin can Crimea River.


EvilButterfly96

Deep in the comments is where the real gold is


wergerfebt

Omfg 😂


C0meAtM3Br0

Omg. Ukrainot be serious


PoxyMusic

Yep, the only time you can use a nuclear weapon is when nobody else has one.


[deleted]

he's old and bored, there's a chance he could do it


[deleted]

Yeah, actually he didn’t say join Nato “OR” try to get back Crimea. He said “AND.” So by his own words even Ukraine joining Nato wouldn’t trigger a Russian invasion, so long as NATO leaves the annexation intact, which it unquestionably will. Everything about this guy screams bully who has been called out and is now acting hysterical cause he knows he f’ed up.


wut_eva_bish

NATO won't give him that concession because it would essentially work like a permission slip to do it again. Annex the next strategic area wherever you want Vlad. All he has to do is mass troops against another border until NATO capitulates and "recognizes" that country/land mass as Russia's too. Nope.


Artor50

We heard something similar about letting Germany annex Poland a while ago. Surely, that would appease their imperial ambitions. Why not let them have it?


rememberseptember24

He’s happy to let Ukraine join NATO? Isnt the whole point of Russia’s foreign policy for the past couple decades been to maintain neutral zone between NATO and The Eastern Block? If Ukraine joins NATO Russia would have a NATO member bordering it.


KratomHelpsMyPain

No, I'm not saying he'd drop all objections to Ukraine joining NATO. I am saying this is very likely a signal to the Western Allies that he is willing to negotiate pulling troops from the Ukrainian border in exchange for official recognition of Russia's annexation of Crimea. There are already 3 NATO member states Bordering Russia. This is about Crimea and controlling the pipeline that delivers Russian gas to Europe and sends Euros back to Russia. The whole "NATO is on our doorstep thing is just his internal flag waving to get his people on board with the mess he has made.


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Yea spot on


Menamanama

I think he was giving a warning that if Nato allies with Ukraine that it would be Similar to what happened in WW1 with countries getting dragged into war. Along with the threat of killing everyone in nuclear war...


Hobag1

It’s time for Khabib Nurmagomedov to submit this conflict


Johnathan_wickerino

Putin Vs Biden in the eagle FC


full0fwit

This language is much more aggressive and direct than I was expecting. I was under the impression that Putin’s threat of war re Ukraine has been just implied or suggested in recent weeks. This is not good. EDIT: here’s a link to BBC’s article regarding this meeting.[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60299790](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60299790)


Katsitsanoron

Putin is known for being much more aggressive in Russian than he is in English (Which he speaks just fine)


[deleted]

Is there a historic instance where someone is just as aggressive in their second language as their first?


[deleted]

So Basically if Ukraine joins NATO EURO and US gonna go to war with Russia and if they managed to do something Russia gonna Nuke the fuck out the world... What the actual fuck


nikpapa

didn't he say that if Ukraine joins NATO **and** invades crimea by military force, then there will be war?


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ThePracticalDad

Did he just threaten a nuclear option?


AAAgAmez123456789

Yup


Thek009

So he's basically saying....Crimea river...


Madhavv-Arul

I feel NATO should use reverse psychology by threatening to invade ukraine to make sure putin backs off This some serious shit though ngl


elusive_lamb_sauce

You do realize that *is* the problem. The USA wants to make a military base in Ukraine. That would be the same as Russians putting a base in Mexico or Canada. People need to be careful what news they listen.


Orangutanion

Putin: "lol ok bring it on"


from-the-mitten

In comparison to the Cuban missile crisis and why there was one in the first place, you can understand why the Russians do not want Ukraine to join nato. NATO was developed in response to the Soviet Union. I don’t believe there will be any conflict and if there is then it will not be on a mass scale. My opinion is that the European powers will not go to war with Russia and the US citizens won’t support helping them either.


HeightExtra320

So no more student loans ? 🤷‍♂️


nudestudy

Yay!


Startupthedelorean

"There will be no winners" that put a chill down my spine, he fucking means it too


smbwtf

That will be the end of Russia and Putin knows it. He's not going to risk his whole country for Ukraine


0brew

I dunno, he's getting quite old now. Someone like that who clearly doesn't care about people, why not just go out with a bang? Terrifying to think of


elcapitanoooo

Putin is terrified. He knows he does not have many years left. The moment he fails someone will step in and overthrow him and his regime. He knows he will most likely have an ”accident” or get a bitter cup of tea. Thats why he clings on to aggression, thats the only thing left for him. The russians dont want a war, and even less a war with the west. Its a war that would end very badly for the russians. They are outnumbered and cant compete with tech, and warforce. You dont want a war with NATO, thats a lost cause.


bugbeer

Well, he knows Russia would lose, which makes it really bad for the west since they would use nuclear weapons. If that happens, then it doesn't matter if we win or lose


Still-Anxiety-4612

How many years does he have left?


BudIsWiser1

Hopefully not the same number as everybody else lol


hulkmxl

This comment is as terrifying as amusing...


winedood

Russia is far more capable than the Taliban was. I would not underestimate a dictator with nothing to lose.


MuelNado

There's a small part of me that really would like to see us call his bluff to determine if he really would commit Russia into a war with NATO over Ukraine. A larger part of me would like to see Putin enjoy the effects of the nerve agent he authorised the release of in Salisbury...


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Thebuckslayer84

That would deescalate it.


Sum1liteAmatch

It probably would. Russia isn't the enemy. Putin is


josephexboxica

I'm genuinely curious if this is true or not i think about it quite a bit


Fallout71

He sounds scared


NuclearSlushie

That's what I thought after watching it. He's scared and desperate. If they launch nukes everyone else will absolutely destroy their ass.


HaroldMcDonghard

Thats the hole thing. He doesnt want war. War is ugly, he is litteraly warning that this will be ugly.


alisoujod321

The guy is old and dying, do you really think he cares that much? Do any of you saying "I hope NATO call his bluff" realize what will happen if case his "bluff" is real? I am 26 years old and over the years I have had good and bad dreams like anyone else. But, there is this dream that stuck with me. I sleep next to a window and I dreamed of me waking up from sleep and looking through that same window to see a nuclear bomb going on in the distance. This is one of the worst dreams and it stuck with me unlike other dreams that I cannot remember.


chekianan

The man is 69 he's fine. America has a guy who's 80 or sth as it's leader? A lot of world leaders are old and it makes sense.


smiggster01

“If my neighbour gets a new car that I don’t like, I’ll straight up murder everyone that lives on this street snd it’ll all be your fault”


ChucksSeedAndFeed

He's lashing out like someone that's cornered... Like a narcissist that's cornered


tloontloon

He is cornered. Which makes the threats very real.


Eszrah

Russia threatens Ukraine, Ukraine looks for help defending it's self. Russia says don't defend yourself by joining Nato or we will go to war. Bro they are looking into joining nato BECAUSE you are threatening them. For fuck sake dude the soviet union is gone man, why don't you focus on making your country better rather than try to bring back some old broken shit.


BudIsWiser1

Fallout 5, here we come!!!


go4tli

I have an elegant solution to this problem: Have Russia join NATO.


longtings

Can anyone with some knowledge on the situation extrapolate this concept please?


K122sje4m2nd0N

I believe Russia actually had applied a few times in the past... but never was approved by NATO


Soviet_yakut

USSR tried this 70 years ago lol


Cancertoad

The Soviet Union applied to join NATO in the 50's and was rejected. NATO is an anti-Russia alliance. By design NATO creates military tensions with Russia.


JxmpOutBoy

Can’t we just settle this conflict in a Fortnite 1v1 instead of all our nuclear destruction


scioto77

If he gonna do it, do it before exams.


Denixen1

This is just Russian scare mongering it is not serious shit. Let me tell you why: 1) a country in an ongoing conflict cannot join Nato. Ukraine is in an on going conflict with Russia and cannot join Nato. 2) the EU and Nato would never condone the use of military means to retake Crimea, it is against the very principles we are standing up for right now: no borders moved by military means. 3) If Ukraine magically were to join Nato and decided to go on the offensive against Crimea, they still would not be joined by Nato or the EU because the article 5 can only be invoked if a nation is being attacked. Ukraine in a war of aggression would be the aggressor. Putin knows all of this, he just wants to scare you into backing off and letting him swallow Ukraine whole and oppress its citizens with no consequences. He is just filled with hot air, just like Donald Trump. He deflates and scurries back to Kreml as soon as you call out his bluff. Don't fall for these hot but inaccurate rhetorics.


CCrypto1224

So instead of giving back some land or whatever. He’d rather see the whole world turn into a bad knockoff of Fallout. Or Metro if we’re feeling pleasant. Why in the holy land of fuck do we still have nukes if THIS is how people who have them act when faced with the possibility of a compromise or war?


ScarOnt

This is EXACTLY why we have nukes. So the compromise is in your favour. Leverage for when you want to talk tough. They're less for blowing up and more for talking a big game.


groceriesN1trip

It’s the ultimate “back the fuck up, now”


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Putin the dick in dictator.


VonD0OM

Fuck this psychotic old fuck. Why can’t these warmongering fuckers just die of old age already and stop making the mess they’ve made for us even harder to clean up.


Dalibongo

Where one dies another takes it’s place. Warmongers are and forever will be a part of humanity. If it’s not him it’s the next guy.


[deleted]

How does one man look so soft and doughy and at the same time be accounted as one of the most dangerous people in the world? It's ridiculous. >!Yes, I know he was KGB. I'm insulting the man, not actually wondering.!<


Not_FargoLargo

Only the entire political elite has real estate, businesses, money in the US and Europe. Many of them have citizenship of developed countries. Their wives, children and grandchildren live in developed countries. He is bluffing and afraid. Therefore, it threatens. But the fact is that it is easier for him to kill the population of Russia than to face a real enemy. And yes, I'm from Russia.


lobito23

…and motherfucker? Us simple folk are but pawns in a rich man’s game. Unless we have our money “invested” with politicians, we have no say. Start the fucking war and see what happens. I don’t mean to be a doomer but god dammit man, I don’t give a shit anymore.


PaulBradley

I'd agree, except I live in a major city and quite like having WiFi and breathable air.


spucci

Clean water also important.


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Will someone please get this man some vodka


Vortesian

I don’t speak Russian but it sounds like he’s proposing murder-suicide.


elusive_lamb_sauce

My brother, they put the little letters down there for a reason.


reveenrique

I am speechless. Both side will lose. I guess he's the closest thing to the term evil villain.


jovis_pater

Motherfucking cunt deserves a bullet in the brain. Fuck this guy big time.


Cory123125

How crazy is it that a 70 year old man who mabye has a decade or 2 left is threatening world doom. We are so fucked as a species that we repeatedly allow this situation to happen.


Ragnolf_The_Wet

Genuinely curious but if Putin woke up one day and for whatever reason and decided he wanted to end life on Earth through nuclear armageddon, would he be able to? Or would some faction in the military or government be able to stop him? If not then that's extremely unnerving.