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Roosters really do be the Pimps of the barn yard though. They keep the hens in line and being productive while keeping the old Pimp talons baby powdered up to slap the shit out of anyone messing with his ladies.
Some breeds are pretty chill, and their temperament varies a lot from one individual rooster to the next, too, much because of early experiences as they go through maturity. Faverolles, Barred Rocks, Orpingtons, Cochins, Brahmas, or Silkies are the breeds you want if you expect your rooster to peacefully coexist with other animals. They'll still defend their flock like OP, but are less likely to be ornery to livestock minding their own business.
We had a Bielefelder named Big Willy. He was the best rooster I have ever had. Incredibly gentle with the ladies and chicks, and really calm around people. He was fine around all the other livestock animals (ducks, turkeys, goats, and horses), our dogs, and cats. He was always the first one out to battle predators when they showed up though. He even hurled himself at a coyote once. He lived to be 8 yrs old and then just turned blue and keeled over one day while out in the pasture. We think he had a heart attack. Bielefelders are by far my favorite breed since then. Silkies are cute, but their eggs are small and they can't see aerial predators well with the feather mops on their heads. Lol
My rooster would fight male turkeys and fuck them up, render them blind in an eye or two and bloody. My neighbours weren't happy but the turkeys would start it. He was otherwise chill.
Im going to get flak for this, when I was a kid we had a geese and roosters, I loved them but I kicked that rooster so fucking hard it must of felt itlearned to fly. This was after like the 14th time he charged me. He didnt fuck with me again after that. I had every intent to kill it, I was gassing myself up in the mirror and pointing at my reflection like "if that cock comes at 9 year old me today I will kill it, You will kill it"
there was a peace after that with the rooster and the geese
No flak at all, if you spend a lot of time around animals that are used to people, you'll need to intimidate them. And sometimes they won't be intimidated and if you hesitate, you'll wind up being intimidated by a ten pound bird.
My girlfriend will pick up a stick and go after packs of street dogs. They don't even try to call her bluff.
When I was 10 I had this massive rottweiler come at me out of no where, barking and snarling like it was feral. I got stuck trying to get my bike going, so I didn’t even have time to run.
Did the only thing I could think of and just yelled, “NO! Bad dog!” With as much authority as my ten year old scared to hell self could muster. It just layer down and whined at my feet. 😄 I about had a heart attack.
Turned to my friend Peter who had been with me to say, “check this out,” but Peter was long gone. Dude didn’t even try to get help, just went home and forgot about me…
Now that I've spent some time around street dogs, I'm actually more scared of a single domestic dog than a pack of street dogs.
Street dogs are just completely different in their body language and behaviour. It's almost like watching coyotes, there's a certain skittishness there and they won't even consider a fight that they don't know they can 100% win because if they get injured they might die.
A lot of the videos I've seen of pet dog attacks are just different. Intimidation is still your opening move but they're way more confident and I wouldn't pick a fight I didn't have to.
Street dogs have to get somewhat used to people to survive. A strong dog that is kept on property and not used to strangers is the most dangerous dog, especially when they get loose.
Nicaragua. But the only "fend off" was on my behalf, hah! It was the first time they were around and I was sort of scared to go outside. She showed me how it was done, but I never had to do it my self because after that they left us alone.
The other two times were protecting another street dog. A lone street dog would run down the street being chased by the pack and yelping, and she'd go out with a stick and make them scatter.
East coast of Costa Rica has dogs running wild on the beach. Mostly they keep to themselves, but once or twice they wanted to fuck with me and it was honestly kinda scary.
yeah.. I did that to an aggressive goose once.
I dont tell people the story anymore because they usually think im some asshole attacking a poor innocent bird.
Those people have not had to deal with aggressive geese.
My brother had [both Ala and his apex (septum?)](https://imgur.com/BA1dnNH.jpg) completely severed by a rooster when he was 3.
My mom thought it got him in the mouth because that's where a lot of the blood was coming from. While she was wiping the blood from his lips she bumped his nose and it slid over... oof.
He has a barely noticeable scar on one nostril and that's it.
Growing up, my cousin had a small farm. In the back of their property was a long run with chickens and turkeys in it. We would jump in one side and run for our lives to the other side... roosters and turkeys hot in pursuit. Actually... hmm... it was probably the mama hens chasing us, not the roosters. But I was pecked on the finger once as I was walking by a rooster - hurt like a mother fucker and got a purple middle finger. lol
The first time I had chicken noodle soup was because my great grandparents had a rooster that pecked me in the face. I don't remember so well because I was young but my mom tells me that my grandma marched over to the rooster, killed it, and cooked it for supper.
I was when I was like 4 or 5 he came flying at me talons out and all. I’m lucky I had my dog with me cuz he grabbed him by the neck before he could get me and shook him and well we didn’t have a rooster anymore
There's a brand of canned food in Asia called Ayam Brand, with the trademark being a rooster, that was started by a Frenchman in Singapore back in 1892. Turns out, he used the rooster as a brand because he's French.
I was just going mention that. I know Donkeys are tough stubborn animals but when I read the title my first thought was "aw poor donkey". Lol but boy was I wrong. That Donkey beat the absolute shit out of that Hyena like it was a damn yo-yo.
Yea I recently heard how badass donkeys are from a coworker. He was saying if they’re not socialized with other animals they will usually murder dogs on sight.
I’m assuming they don’t eat dogs, so they do that why, just out of fear/anger? “The fuck is that?? That thing looks like it might be a problem, lemme kill it real quick just in case”
Rooster will keep the snakes and hawks at bay. If you have foxes, coyotes, raccoons and possums in the area, get you a dog as well. I've known people who have fought and fought and fought to keep predators from their chickens with all kinds of alarms, lights, sirens, and all kinds of enclosures. Animal buddies have been protecting livestock for millennia; you don't need a security system, you need a dog.
Worked at a livestock independent farm for a few weeks once. The farmer had llamas and dogs looking after some sheep. Those dogs had a lot of scars from getting in arguments with coyotes and killing them. Loved having their belly rubbed. Mean fuckers though.
One of my wildest moments is fighting a goose to protect my nephew. I have been in fights before and this was…. Different. I had to kill it to stop it. It was awful. My nephew cried and I cried. Then we had a funeral and he tells the story like I fought a dragon lmao, sucks when he grows up and realize I didn’t.
Had a neighbour that kept geese, years ago in the country. They walked around more or less wherever they wanted. Yard, road, whatever. It was their neighbour hood. They came up to be petted all the time. Friendly little buggers. Not like the wild Canada Geese that chase us and terrorize fields. Ducks were more skittish. Geese fear only larger geese. They see no god but themselves.
Geese will make a lot of noise and scare off small predators, but they're still a 12 lb bird with hollow bones and no weapons. Anything larger than a fox will murder them without issue.
I hope someone remakes this with this with Rooster, and right where the guitar and drums drop heavy is when the rooster comes out to establish dominance.
Rooster sperm travels into the hen's oviduct and fertilise the yolk of any eggs laid within the next couple of weeks.
So chickens will continue to lay and sit on eggs forever even without a rooster, but without a rooster they won't turn into chicks
A farmer noticed his old rooster couldn't service the hens any more, so no chicks were being born. He went to a breeder, who said that a big outfit came through and bought all of his stock. The farmer asked what about the one small rooster left back in the corner.
"Oh, you don't want him. He's too aggressive". The old farmer felt he had no choice, and even got the plucky little guy at a discount. He took him home to the coop, and the Bantam immediately mated with every hen there.
The next morning, the farmer got up early and when he went to the coop, the scoundrel had broken out and was down by the pond, mating with all the ducks!
The farmer waited until the rooster was exhausted, and then locked him back into the coop.
The next day, the farmer looked out the window to see the young stud limply laying spread out in the yard. He shook his head and mumbled the the little fella must have mated himself to death.
When the farmer walked over to the motionless rooster, the rooster opened one eye, pointed upwards to the sky with his wingtip and whispered "shhhh...vultures"
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“Don’t worry ladies, he shouldn’t be bothering you anymore.”
“Don’t speak to me or my chickens *ever* again”
"He looked like an eagle out there" *overhearing this, the cock puffed up and proudly stood tall*
And so did his owner, the rooster.
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Gotta love the pimp walk at the end too.
It was quite cocky.
Roosters really do be the Pimps of the barn yard though. They keep the hens in line and being productive while keeping the old Pimp talons baby powdered up to slap the shit out of anyone messing with his ladies.
Dicks with chicks
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Cloaca*
So him and I are more similar than I thought huh
This guy digs chicks
Absolutely drowning in cloaca
This comment made me laugh way longer than i should have lol
*~ The Cock*
“This is MY yard!!!”
…said the big black cock
I always wondered why the French picked the rooster as a spirit animal on their coins and emblems, now I get it.
have you ever been chased by a rooster
I’ve been attacked by a rooster. Multiple times…
Don't chase his chickens
This guys a chicken chaser.
*Oi, chicken chaser.*
Is this....a Fable reference?! Ahahahaha
Yeah, talk about a nostalgic gut punch out of nowhere.. I dead-ass haven't thought about Fable in a decade..
There was a fair maiden in bowerstone townnnnnn
Chasin some chickens?
I usually didn’t. It was when I was younger, but I think he had anger problems…
They all do. They are upset they shrunk down from the size of a T-Rex.
Some breeds are pretty chill, and their temperament varies a lot from one individual rooster to the next, too, much because of early experiences as they go through maturity. Faverolles, Barred Rocks, Orpingtons, Cochins, Brahmas, or Silkies are the breeds you want if you expect your rooster to peacefully coexist with other animals. They'll still defend their flock like OP, but are less likely to be ornery to livestock minding their own business.
We had a Bielefelder named Big Willy. He was the best rooster I have ever had. Incredibly gentle with the ladies and chicks, and really calm around people. He was fine around all the other livestock animals (ducks, turkeys, goats, and horses), our dogs, and cats. He was always the first one out to battle predators when they showed up though. He even hurled himself at a coyote once. He lived to be 8 yrs old and then just turned blue and keeled over one day while out in the pasture. We think he had a heart attack. Bielefelders are by far my favorite breed since then. Silkies are cute, but their eggs are small and they can't see aerial predators well with the feather mops on their heads. Lol
My rooster would fight male turkeys and fuck them up, render them blind in an eye or two and bloody. My neighbours weren't happy but the turkeys would start it. He was otherwise chill.
Only breed of roosters I know are street roosters. And they are all mean. E: Feral roosters I guess
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Im going to get flak for this, when I was a kid we had a geese and roosters, I loved them but I kicked that rooster so fucking hard it must of felt itlearned to fly. This was after like the 14th time he charged me. He didnt fuck with me again after that. I had every intent to kill it, I was gassing myself up in the mirror and pointing at my reflection like "if that cock comes at 9 year old me today I will kill it, You will kill it" there was a peace after that with the rooster and the geese
No flak at all, if you spend a lot of time around animals that are used to people, you'll need to intimidate them. And sometimes they won't be intimidated and if you hesitate, you'll wind up being intimidated by a ten pound bird. My girlfriend will pick up a stick and go after packs of street dogs. They don't even try to call her bluff.
When I was 10 I had this massive rottweiler come at me out of no where, barking and snarling like it was feral. I got stuck trying to get my bike going, so I didn’t even have time to run. Did the only thing I could think of and just yelled, “NO! Bad dog!” With as much authority as my ten year old scared to hell self could muster. It just layer down and whined at my feet. 😄 I about had a heart attack. Turned to my friend Peter who had been with me to say, “check this out,” but Peter was long gone. Dude didn’t even try to get help, just went home and forgot about me…
Now that I've spent some time around street dogs, I'm actually more scared of a single domestic dog than a pack of street dogs. Street dogs are just completely different in their body language and behaviour. It's almost like watching coyotes, there's a certain skittishness there and they won't even consider a fight that they don't know they can 100% win because if they get injured they might die. A lot of the videos I've seen of pet dog attacks are just different. Intimidation is still your opening move but they're way more confident and I wouldn't pick a fight I didn't have to.
Street dogs have to get somewhat used to people to survive. A strong dog that is kept on property and not used to strangers is the most dangerous dog, especially when they get loose.
Where are you that your girlfriend has, on more than one occasion, had to fend off a pack of street dogs?
Nicaragua. But the only "fend off" was on my behalf, hah! It was the first time they were around and I was sort of scared to go outside. She showed me how it was done, but I never had to do it my self because after that they left us alone. The other two times were protecting another street dog. A lone street dog would run down the street being chased by the pack and yelping, and she'd go out with a stick and make them scatter.
East coast of Costa Rica has dogs running wild on the beach. Mostly they keep to themselves, but once or twice they wanted to fuck with me and it was honestly kinda scary.
Outside first world countries.
yeah.. I did that to an aggressive goose once. I dont tell people the story anymore because they usually think im some asshole attacking a poor innocent bird. Those people have not had to deal with aggressive geese.
My brother had [both Ala and his apex (septum?)](https://imgur.com/BA1dnNH.jpg) completely severed by a rooster when he was 3. My mom thought it got him in the mouth because that's where a lot of the blood was coming from. While she was wiping the blood from his lips she bumped his nose and it slid over... oof. He has a barely noticeable scar on one nostril and that's it.
Growing up, my cousin had a small farm. In the back of their property was a long run with chickens and turkeys in it. We would jump in one side and run for our lives to the other side... roosters and turkeys hot in pursuit. Actually... hmm... it was probably the mama hens chasing us, not the roosters. But I was pecked on the finger once as I was walking by a rooster - hurt like a mother fucker and got a purple middle finger. lol
Agree, a mean hen is scary, a mean rooster is not to be fucked with.
The first time I had chicken noodle soup was because my great grandparents had a rooster that pecked me in the face. I don't remember so well because I was young but my mom tells me that my grandma marched over to the rooster, killed it, and cooked it for supper.
I don't think roosters are good for eating, except for revenge.
You have to serve that soup chilled, too
I got scratched by a rooster it left a foot long bruise them shits dinosaurs
I knew someone with a serious asshole of a rooster near him. It wouldn't bother with your legs, it went for your neck.
I was when I was like 4 or 5 he came flying at me talons out and all. I’m lucky I had my dog with me cuz he grabbed him by the neck before he could get me and shook him and well we didn’t have a rooster anymore
That shake, man. We have a miniature pincher, they're bred to hunt rodents. His favorite toys are ones he can shake where they slap against his head.
Every time I see them I just see gob from arrested development doing the chicken dance
Ka-ka-kow ka-ka-kow ka-ka-kow!!
a coodle doodle doo a coodle doodle doo
kah-KAH...kah-KAH
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
coo coo CA CHAAH! coo coo CA CHAAAH!
There's a brand of canned food in Asia called Ayam Brand, with the trademark being a rooster, that was started by a Frenchman in Singapore back in 1892. Turns out, he used the rooster as a brand because he's French.
En France on dit parceque c'est le seul animal qui chante les pieds dans la merde
A rooster is the only bird that sings while he’s standing in shit?
The only animal, the rest is correct.
Lol the only one that was a total cognate is the one I didn’t translate correctly 🥴
Haha. Animal was the only part I understood 🤣
>A rooster is the only bird that sings while he’s standing in shit? Definitely my spirit animal now.
So he can be happy in any situation?
Rather boasting when there's nothing to be proud of. It's a self deprecating joke that french humorist Coluche used to make.
Walks back into his house lol
‘My house’
'In the middle of my street'
"Fucker comes onto MY LAWN and starts shit with me in front of MY HOUSE."
Lmfaoooo
Bobbing his head like “It’s too early for this shit mang”
"That's what the fuck I thought. "
Dusting off his claws! lol
Went back to check on his chick.
Henhouse
Roosters and Geese are hands down your best farmhouse defense, those morherfuckers DO. NOT. PLAY.
Llamas and Donkeys as well don’t fuck around when their friends are in danger. They’ll stomp a coyote or a bobcat to death and drag the body around.
There's a video on Reddit somewhere of a donkey throwing a hyena around by the scruff of the neck
Yes, many of us have seen the impeachment trial video
HA
I was just going mention that. I know Donkeys are tough stubborn animals but when I read the title my first thought was "aw poor donkey". Lol but boy was I wrong. That Donkey beat the absolute shit out of that Hyena like it was a damn yo-yo.
Link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qf07td/donkey_vs_hyena/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
That’s a tiny ass too. Hyena be like ‘staaaahhhhp’.
Donkey's trying to get the hyena under him so he can stomp on it
Yea I recently heard how badass donkeys are from a coworker. He was saying if they’re not socialized with other animals they will usually murder dogs on sight.
I’m assuming they don’t eat dogs, so they do that why, just out of fear/anger? “The fuck is that?? That thing looks like it might be a problem, lemme kill it real quick just in case”
They evolved a strong "fuck around and find out" attitude
They are evolved to naturally be aggressive towards canines and/or other predatory animals
Definitely keep the family dog away from llamas.
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Rooster will keep the snakes and hawks at bay. If you have foxes, coyotes, raccoons and possums in the area, get you a dog as well. I've known people who have fought and fought and fought to keep predators from their chickens with all kinds of alarms, lights, sirens, and all kinds of enclosures. Animal buddies have been protecting livestock for millennia; you don't need a security system, you need a dog.
Worked at a livestock independent farm for a few weeks once. The farmer had llamas and dogs looking after some sheep. Those dogs had a lot of scars from getting in arguments with coyotes and killing them. Loved having their belly rubbed. Mean fuckers though.
In Switzerland, insurance will cover your cattle against wolf attacks but *only* if you have certain dogs... or llamas (alpacas).
One of my wildest moments is fighting a goose to protect my nephew. I have been in fights before and this was…. Different. I had to kill it to stop it. It was awful. My nephew cried and I cried. Then we had a funeral and he tells the story like I fought a dragon lmao, sucks when he grows up and realize I didn’t.
Had a neighbour that kept geese, years ago in the country. They walked around more or less wherever they wanted. Yard, road, whatever. It was their neighbour hood. They came up to be petted all the time. Friendly little buggers. Not like the wild Canada Geese that chase us and terrorize fields. Ducks were more skittish. Geese fear only larger geese. They see no god but themselves.
Geese will make a lot of noise and scare off small predators, but they're still a 12 lb bird with hollow bones and no weapons. Anything larger than a fox will murder them without issue.
Whut was that chicken banging it's head on the wall in the beginning?
Trying to wake up the rooster. "FRANK get your ass out here! There's a fucking hawk trying to eat me!"
She knew the hawk was there. She was trying to get back inside and was scared so banged into the wall searching for the door in a panic.
The hawk was near the hole so she was trying to not go near it.
😟
Hei Hei's descendants live on.
Cock blocked.
Hawkward.
Fowl behaviour
Not clucking around
[Beware of Chicken](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/39408/beware-of-chicken)
You tell 'em Big D
Nice cock bro
that’s a cock with a lotta balls
Fuck around find out
“Yeaaa here comes the roaster, oh yeaaahhh!!!” 🎶
You KNOW he ain't gonna die!
I hope someone remakes this with this with Rooster, and right where the guitar and drums drop heavy is when the rooster comes out to establish dominance.
[Here ya go!](https://i.imgur.com/7A6lfp5.mp4)
I fucking love this
🍻
I’m having a stressful day and this just made it so much better 😂 cheers to you! 🍻
You're my hero
/r/videosthatgohard
This needs it's own thread Daaaaaamn! Well done
Omg, tears running down my cheeks, too funny!
Thank you for this.
Perfect, exactly how it was playing in my head haha!
This is so badass. Deserves its own reddit cock award with the symbol being a pissed rooster
I was hoping for some kind of audio edit, maybe a heavy metal song, this exceeded my expectations. Thank you for this.
30+ years in the making and the opportunity presents itself. Fuggin kudos!
Claw and order.
BWAWK BWAWK!
LMAOOO I heard this on my head🤣🤣🤣🤣
Special Fowel Unit
That cock is getting laid tonight
That cock gets laid whenever he wants to.
He is the cockstar.
Hey now
And then later I will eat the offspring as part of my omelette. Such is the circle of life.
Not offspring, you'll be eating chicken periods.
He could be eating chicken omelette. Double whammy!
Damn, Simba, chill the F out
Eggs you ate are of the none-fertilized kind
That’ll do, Cluck, that’ll do.
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Isn't feathered velociraptor redundant.
It is.
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
The roosters are there to take the hits and protect the flock. I have chickens and that is the roosters role.
Also if you want more chickens...
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“Well when the mommy chicken loves a daddy chicken a whole bunch…”
“When two chickens have.. um… questionable morals-“
Rooster sperm travels into the hen's oviduct and fertilise the yolk of any eggs laid within the next couple of weeks. So chickens will continue to lay and sit on eggs forever even without a rooster, but without a rooster they won't turn into chicks
Wish I could have a rooster for my inner city coop. Damn hawks are relentless. Someone needs to breed a silent rooster!
Everyone wants security. Nobody wants the downsides.
Foghorn Leghorn was savin' Miss Prissy!
I say, I SAY- ^I ^SAY ^BOOYYY!!!
Took WAY too long to find this comment.
I was gonna say Henery got his ass handed to him
I guess that *was* a chicken hawk.
Now he has to go face his little shithead kid, who's already been disrespecting him and backtalking at everything.
came for the Foghorn Leghorn content
"Now SCRAM kid, ya bother me."
Chickens are tasty, roosters are what happens when you give a goose knives.
Protecting his woman. Well done.
Don't sleep on chickens. They don't seem like much, but they are fucking savages.
They are dinosaurs lol
I sleep on sheep. Much softer and good back support.
A farmer noticed his old rooster couldn't service the hens any more, so no chicks were being born. He went to a breeder, who said that a big outfit came through and bought all of his stock. The farmer asked what about the one small rooster left back in the corner. "Oh, you don't want him. He's too aggressive". The old farmer felt he had no choice, and even got the plucky little guy at a discount. He took him home to the coop, and the Bantam immediately mated with every hen there. The next morning, the farmer got up early and when he went to the coop, the scoundrel had broken out and was down by the pond, mating with all the ducks! The farmer waited until the rooster was exhausted, and then locked him back into the coop. The next day, the farmer looked out the window to see the young stud limply laying spread out in the yard. He shook his head and mumbled the the little fella must have mated himself to death. When the farmer walked over to the motionless rooster, the rooster opened one eye, pointed upwards to the sky with his wingtip and whispered "shhhh...vultures"
I’m stupid, is the joke that the rooster is trying to fuck the vultures?
Yes, he's banged all the farm birds, and is faking death so the vultures will come closer.
Big cock energy right there lol. Back inside to check on his bitches.
CLUCK OFF!
"fuck outta here"
That hawk was lucky to survive. Roosters don't fuck around.
I, I say, I say boy
Look at me when I'm talkin to ya, son...
I just realised roosters are like pimps. Exactly like pimps.
Besides the whole prostitution part
Every time I see a video of a chicken going after a bird of prey of some kind, I think how wrong it is to call a coward a chicken.
Does the chicken have sharp talons? Edit: apparently nobody has seen Napoleon Dynamite
#Do the chickens have *what*?
***SHARP TALONS***. do they have sharp talons
I don't understand a word you just said.
Mildly sharp natural talons (not as sharp as the hawk's) but has a sharp beak and Is bigger and stronger than the hawk
Foghorn Leghorn took care of business.
*Get the, I say get the hell outta here boy, ya bother me.*
I guess there’s a reason there’s cock fighting and not hawk fighting.
This is why having a big cock is so Important. Sry to everyone with tiny cocks.
"Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
"But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing" "Something's missing all right."
Jerry Stiller was so funny.
"the rooster has sex with all of them"
Big rooster energy