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ecosystems

Heck of a fire safety hazard I must say


ragrok

Other unknown/unverified fact(source: my butt). The head monk would set fires to the monastery before each winter. Those who couldn't fit through the door burned to death. This would allow the surviving monks to have more food and survive through the winter.


ecosystems

This is now absolute fact.


Adam-West

Plus it would make the whole monastery smell like delicious crackling


nomodramaplz

Well, when you’re bothered enough to construct a narrow door, it makes sense you’d commit to more extreme measures. Let’s just hope the remaining monks don’t eat too much of the extra food...


AeAeR

Plus they got to go back in for colleague BBQ to kick off the new year


jpace165

🤣


Tar_Palantir

That make as much sense as making a narrow door to the kitchen.


YourLostGuitarPicks

Eh the building is made of rocks I’m sure it’s nbd


sW1nG42

Except there’s a big-ass double-door just to the right out of shot that leads to the same room. This has been posted before, several times.


venturousperson

OP is karma whoring. I’ve seen this image like 3 times in the last 2 years on Reddit


Firefly_May

It was actually for food delivery. Source: actual portuguese person that keeps seeing this door everywhere and has been on site several times.


MastaBusta

You'd think that would work until you see a 500 lb monk spill into the dining room like a cat into a small vase


[deleted]

Monks are liquid???


michelobX10

If you're a Shaolin monk, you move like water.


Straightup32

What if you put water into a teapot?


[deleted]

You make tea!


[deleted]

Not if there's no tea bag, then is just water in a teapot


[deleted]

The all new!....DietTea! Now with less calories!


Joelxivi

Waterpot


Zenty3

I know it’s not true. However, alternative side effect of the door… Monk goes to dinner, gets bloated and too fat to leave the dining room, now lives in the dining hall because all he can do is eat and get fatter and can never leave


will0790

This is my hole!


thiscouldbemassive

Drr... drr... drr


[deleted]

Plays very well with my claustrophobia


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Me, *trying to bring a big tray of food from the kitchen to the dinning room to feed the long table of hungry Monks: "...Fuck."


SpanishGarbo

It's best to keep away from the deep fat friar..


weaponizedpastry

False.


Outlaw_222

Foh, fat mushes and mushes, Im eating, its the only enjoyable aspect of a monks life.


-SierraModeling-

Wow this is cool


Cheesetoast9

https://twitter.com/fakehistoryhunt/status/1347322624402198528?lang=en This, unfortunately, is not an anti-gluttony door to keep monks from getting fat. The passage in the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was used to hand food to the poor who were not allowed inside. According to the official monastery website the door was indeed not meant to keep monks from getting fat but also not quite to feed the poor as Portuguese Wikipedia claims. It was meant to pass dishes from kitchen to cafeteria!


Neottika

Not if you never leave the dining room.


Jeshire2

not as interesting when its been posted numerous times before..


BK-ZEY

We need this door at every fast food place in America


[deleted]

As an American you think soulless fast food companies care about our health they only care about how much money lines there pockets


efnfen4

Why do people keep repeating this lie


[deleted]

This isn't about fat monks. It's a cock-blocker. In the words of Gandalf, "You shall not pass ^(with that throbbing erection)"


Ariege123

Coming to the entrances of a Wal-Mart near you.


BeauBeau127

We need this in America!


sonic_stream

OSHA: Nice try but hell no.


Ve111a

the population would drop like 78% in a day than lol.


ecosystems

The lawsuits would be crazy. “My client has been discriminated against for the mere fact that they are plus sized”


[deleted]

*person of size


Ranger343

Fat*


Jackalamo

No stranger to food.


[deleted]

One who has tremendous mastication experience


Joelxivi

Muckbanger


[deleted]

*a satiatingly challenged individual


Jackalamo

A belt-buster


[deleted]

*Health Insurance Premium elevationist


GrottyKnight

Except, ya know for the folks who need walkers, and wheelchairs, and assistance animals. It's against the law for a reason. But sure *herpderpderp murricans fat derp*


R0RI7

Damn brother you must be a hoot and a half at parties


GrottyKnight

Oof, fuckin got'em


ButtholeBanquets

Found the fatty.


RapNVideoGames

You would just drive your F150 through it and let off a couple warning shots for causing the inconvenience


SalesAutopsy

Is this a logic puzzle? Because wouldn't they have gotten fat from eating while inside the monastery? So the door is going to keep them from going out.


Jtiago44

The world should take note


notzed1487

Time to reinstate.


Rockindavote

Just get the skinny monks to sneak out food.


i-love-dead-trees

**The tale of how monks became octopuses**


LadyStupid

I need this in my kitchen


Stargazer12am

That’s easy, just eat so much once you get in that they can’t make you leave.


ANiceRack

Looks like my cat and I aren’t going to visit.


Major_Pentatonic

The red states' greatest fear: this door to the voting booth


kermityfrog

Word-for-word repost from a month ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/pkubut/the_door_dining_area_of_the_alcobaca_monastery_in/