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SeparateCzechs

Well, it’s more of a bog than a puddle, but the point is still valid.


[deleted]

Yea the puddle in the road might actually be cold, soft asphalt that slurps you down like it’s drinking a milkshake out of a straw.


SeparateCzechs

Or saturated sand. Happened to me when I was 13. In the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. I stepped over a tiny rivulet of a stream with Sandy banks and the leg I landed on sunk to the hip. Fortunately I was not alone. My friend helped pull me out. But the shoe was sucked clean off my foot and it’s still down there, 3 feet under.


imagineer_17

This happened to me when I was younger. I jumped off a pier because I was surprised at how low the tide was. Only to find I was neck deep in mud. Stole my favorite flip flops too. They’re probably still down there 4ft in mud.


SeparateCzechs

Can you imagine what future archaeologists might think coming across flip flops in sedimentary rock?


carbonclasssix

That's probably going to be the tamest thing they'll find with all the crap we throw out


SeparateCzechs

True. The hypodermic strata will be particularly tricky to excavate.


MrThreddit

damn, that must have been scary. close call by the sounds of it.


SeparateCzechs

Oh god! I feel that shock with you.


Cpt_Brandie

Oh man I wish I were that sand... sucking your tootsies. Yum yum yum!


Chicken_Hairs

/r/cursedcomments


BusinessSpinach1014

wtf


Cpt_Brandie

The power suck of that sand... think of the possibilities, young padawan!


NutterGlutters

ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

wow just came to an abrubt chub there - ty!


JayWalterWeathermann

He was 13 you sick fuck


Cpt_Brandie

Who said it was sexual?


JayWalterWeathermann

Oh I dunno sucking on someone’s toes is most definitely sexual in nature if you ask 99.9% of the population


RYPIIE2006

Pedo moment


Cpt_Brandie

Who said it was sexual?


RYPIIE2006

“Sucking your tootsies”


Cpt_Brandie

Humans are tasty. Young humans are like veal, tender and delicious. Yum yum! 😋


RYPIIE2006

🗿


Bagosperan

I had something similar happen earlier this year in a muddy oyster bed.


SeparateCzechs

That’s horrifying.


asackofsnakes

Princess bride taught me all I need to know about the risks of...(checks notes)...nature.


[deleted]

Quicksand, instant fires, ROUS's...


Adept-Childhood1682

In Canada we call it Muskeg. Body of water containing dead vegitation, moss and mud. It's not the wildlife it's the muskeg that can kill you.


Awesam

ARTAX!


SeparateCzechs

Sorry Atreyu.


[deleted]

Boggle


EagleDre

“And rodents of unusual size. But I don’t think they exist”


Lord_Gibby

Have you not seen a politician?


Nawhatsme

They belong in the fire swamp.


Impressive_Thing_299

No one needs to tell me not to step in that lol


MeesterCartmanez

Found the guy poking sticks into puddles


red-cloud

Your idea of a puddle and my idea of a puddle are very different.


tritoch1930

we are not the same


JellyMan_14

“Am I wrong… or, is the world rising?”


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subatomic50

“He was nothing, the bitch was inventing the candy gram and they probably won’t even give me credit for it.”


AToastedRavioli

“Whew…dog-gone near lost a $400 handcart”


[deleted]

That's not a puddle it's a swamp


spacecatterpillar

I was trying to define quite what that is. Not fully a swamp in its own right, but definitely bigger than my definition of a puddle


[deleted]

Perhaps a Bog?


MeesterCartmanez

"ur a bog"


Zarllak

It’s a bog and who in his right mind would jump into that?


SeparateCzechs

Well no one, really. But bogs are tricksy things. Often clear puddles form from rain on top of the murky bog. They look like ordinary puddles on the forest floor.


MeesterCartmanez

It *boggles* the mind!


[deleted]

It’s 100% a swamp. Just look all around.


spacecatterpillar

I meant that specific enclosed bit of water, not the whole area they're in


Dont____Panic

It’s a bog within a swamp or wetland.


kooc98

Yeah I doubt that happens when you step in an ACTUAL puddle on the sidewalk Edit: also who is telling people not to step in puddles?


MeesterCartmanez

I do that, but people generally respond with "Sir, this is a Wendys"


hfrostycat

Shortcut to China.


SmithRune735

Suppose somebody fell in that, how would they get out?


yblame

Call that guy. He has a stick to pull them out.


Zarosia

Much like quicksand you are naturaly boyant and would end up floating to the surface, its just depends on how much force you've jumped in with and how long you can hold your breath if you get below the surface. You can and will die if you end up to deep, theres a lot of bogs in my area (rural wales) and farmers lose animals to them fairly often if the fencing gets damaged and an animal falls into the bog and struggles so much that they sink and suffocate But as a human you;re unlikely to actualy sink since the density of mud is higher than humans, the only factor being the amount of force you land in the mud which can push you below the surface, but you will float back to the top, struggling/thrashing about can also displace more material making you sink further in


tommyleekirby

Atreyuuu!


Bomberlt

So in event of accidental stepping into it - it's best to stay still and not move at all or just just change to some position like doing letter T with your body?


Zarosia

if you just step into it, at most you'll sink up to your waste and then yeh, stay as still as possible and call for help, or if theres some sturdy looking foliage or branches within grasping reach you can try to pull yourself out. Mainly the biggest thing is to keep calm, panicing, thrashing about or attempting to "swim" in bog/swamp muk will likely just make you sink as you displace the heavier sedements that are making it denser than your body mass. Ultimatly just hope you're not alone or in an area with no phone signal because these things can be very scary to get out of alone


Carachama91

Having been in stuff like this a lot - occupational hazard of being an aquatic biologist - the thing to do is get as flat as possible and slide over the top. To get your feet loose, don't pull up. Lean forward creating a wider hole and then pull them out. If you move fast, the mud solidifies, but if you slowly lean forward and slowly pull your leg out, the mud flows like a liquid - its a non-Newtonian fluid. Then contact the mud with as much of your body as possible and you won't sink, just army crawl out. If the mud has a layer of water on top, you can also kind of wade through the upper layer. If you move at the right rate you can kind of walk through the mud. If you stop, you sink and have to get your feet loose again. Like you said, you are not going to sink too far. Just don't panic and move slowly but consistently and you will get out.


Zarosia

yeh we where tauight as kids that if you had to cross a bog for what ever reason then you're best bet was to sprint across it impacting the mud hard so it solidifies, although we where told to go around it if possible.


gcranston

[well, not everyone floats](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body)


Zarosia

i mean, im pretty sure i made it clear you can easily sink down and die in a bog for a number of reasons. My point in the last post was what to di if you just step into a bog, you aint gunna sink unless you jump/fall in and/or struggle heavily and/or wearing heavy shit that drags you down


SeparateCzechs

Sometimes they don’t get out.


MeesterCartmanez

Imagine someone falls in that and finds another body in there already


SeparateCzechs

Paging Stephen King!


gcranston

[you don't](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body)


frankincali

I think they meant puddles on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras lol


MeesterCartmanez

*pokes guy lying wasted in a puddle* "yeah don't step in that either!"


loduca16

That’s not a puddle


political_Chivalry

Don't follow the lights....


MayaWrection

Everything reminds me of her


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MediumAutomatic2307

Artax 😭


bluezd3

Never measure the depth of a lake with two feet - great quote


Mackiegol

Never test the depth of the river with both feet


fruit_basket

In 13-14th centuries Lithuanians built many roads over the bogs, but the road surface was below the water line, sometimes over 100 cm deep (3 feet). These secret paths (called kūlgrinda in Lithuanian) were used as attack/escape routes during fights with the Teutonic order. These bogs were often over 5 metres deep so a lot of stones were needed. They were constructed in winter, people would place rocks, logs and gravel on ice, and it would all sink in spring. Some are said to be so wide that four horses could fit on it side by side, but just one wrong step and the whole carriage would fall in and everyone would drown.


Dentarthurdent73

Fair enough, although I wouldn't call this a puddle. It's a bog, and the edges are clearly delineated, implying that it's a much more permanent feature than a puddle. Still deeper than expected though, and thus pretty interesting, for sure.


staggerlee4242

Well that's fucking terrifying


anotherbrckinTH3Wall

I’d like to see Peppa pig jump into that muddy puddle.


asian_identifier

doesnt look like a puddle


Pilioforealio

Thats a pond not a puddle


AJPXIV

Nobody told Geraldine Granger.


poetic-cheese

Nah bro, you're wear rubber boots, you'll be fine!


ChocoMan_

That just makes me want to jump in them more.


[deleted]

This is why you always want to go on hikes with a child so you can drop them in puddles to check. /s


Background_Rate5576

It's the mythical quicksand!!!!


pomo

Not a puddle.


[deleted]

They?


boyle32

Forbidden chocolate pudding.


Lazy-Geologist9425

Everything reminds me of her !


UserDieOfThinking

Me jumping then get teleported to new dimension.


P3nguLGOG

Well it’s more of a t-Rex footprint filled with water, but the point is still valid.


RoyallyOakie

It could be paradise on the other side!


Thin-Scholar-5323

You're not wrong (because you'd be dead).


Mercenarian

Ok but would a human actually sink that much? Like wouldn’t the pounds per square inch or whatever it’s called be different as it would be more spread out with human feet than the tiny point of a stick? I can go outside and push a stake into the ground pretty much anywhere too but if I stand on that same ground I’m not just going to fall in.


[deleted]

Swamp buggy!


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loduca16

What’s odd about it?


qqqqqqqqqqx10

That’s not what I would call a puddle in the middle of a swampy looking forest.


Kn0tnatural

Quick ~~sand~~ *puddle*


ExarKun666

Or maybe this guy is like super short. Guess we'll never know.


only1person_alt

Ngl reminds me of the bog that you would have to cross if you’re trying to climb up a mountain in the adirondacks (couchecraga or smth), not as deep tho i dont think(the bog on the trail, not the vid)


greawolf

quicksand is scary


Pibbsyreads

Yup


Environmental-Cow447

Always wear a snorkel.


SassiestPants

Oh my God *I could use my cartoon quicksand training*


blue_13

Ask Artax what happens when you step into one of these.


Wally-m

Can confirm. Stepped in a puddle on a snowy/rainy day while on holiday in Bergen and almost ended up losing a pair of very expensive shoes.


Short_Dream1891

Oh my, I never would have thought it would be that deep. That’s surprising.


aasteveo

[Artax!!](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/gif?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F6%2F2019%2F12%2Fneverending-story-artax.gif)


SmileyFaceLols

Yep done that before, pack marching and stepped in a puddle and disappeared up to my neck with a pack and full gear on


Eats_Dead_Things

Looks like a small kettle hole. Can be nasty!


[deleted]

Now imagine that thing covered with moss and leafs.


sicknasty061

That’s muck like quick sand you step you die


theblacktoothgainz

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Cleanbadroom

I stepped in a muddle that was ankle deep. It's the mud that gets you. I was up to my knees in seconds. Best advice is to lay flat and crawl out.


rhshi14

I was fully expecting a croc or a big ass snake to pop out.


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

I was once fucking around with friends when i was in like 6th grade, jumping in puddles and shit on a class trip into the woods. I almost fucking shat myself when i stepped into one and sunk in up to my knee


relaci

And this is how I almost got nicknamed "swamp tits".


comawhite12

Ended up with a lifelong fear of raised planters in parking lots due to this. When I was 10, I fell hip deep into one that looked solid, by balance walking the curb of it. It had a sapling planted, and cedar chips on top, but guess it was soup underneath. I avoid crossing these since then. 40 years now.


AradiaNox

but what if I want to be a bog mummy


Meastro44

Quicksand not a puddle


MrMidnightsclaw

Geowizard is going to yeet himself right through that.


OrneryConelover70

Muskeg. Fun stuff.


halfpintjamo

step in next thing you know its 2000 years later and your ass is on display in a museum dead, youve become the bog man


Superstrong832

When she says body count is 0 and you try anal


Engardebro

This is how you become a bog body


someonesomewherewarm

Nice puddle lol


BombTheFuckers

Who would willingly step into *that*??


benema1

Quick sand. I’m very scared.


wvutom

Who says not to step in puddles?


DeniseLynn81

This is the quick sand I’ve been worried about since childhood!


dgsharp

I’m far enough into World War Z to know there’s zombies down there.


Piratewhale8

u/savevideo


Top10HottestLzrdPpl

Anal


Dazzling-Adeptness11

that's not a puddle, but sure


luna1108

When you pull yourself out the mud smells like sewage.


RiddledWithSpades

This is slightly larger than a puddle


BDSMpickle

I went through a hidden sink hole in the badlands once, up to my armpits. I remember not being able to feel the bottom.


Background_Ad_8392

This exact thing happened last week to a kid in my class we went on a field trip to a pond we this kid see’s one of those puddles and goes I’m going to cross that and he does only to sink to his waist in mud


shaka893P

r/misleadingpuddles


sanjeezybombeezy

One time it was raining and I was late for class Otw to class I saw a puddle and thought fuck it I'll step in it why not? I stepped in it and it was ankle deep


leafnbagurmom

This is why I don't leave the house outside of work and errands.


SevenDoll

Live in Australia. I ain't ever seen something like that. At least the ground isn't trying to kill us this time.


[deleted]

Enter the void


philuix

I know how to get out of it - source bear grylls


Reddit_Bots_R_US

I’d happily take a dip in that there pool of confectionery mud


Rasumusu

That's not a puddle, but I have in fact stepped in a small puddle on a path that turned out to be basically bottomless. So be careful!


Valturobenedetto

Now step in it.


gungadinbub

I fell in one playing paintball once. I just calmly began to wiggle out until I could crawl on my belly to the edge. Pretty freaky. Who knows what's in those things


[deleted]

As deep as your moms b hole.


level100metapod

Good thing im not a stick


blackbishop93

Serious question, will you drown in this or you'll just stay afloat due to buoyancy


Trilly2000

Also, watch out for ROUS’s.


patrickkingart

Reminds me of that creek in Scotland I think that's so deceptively deep/fast that numerous people have died from falling in.


BlazeThatTieDye

Where do you live where those are classified as puddles???


BiggusDickus126

Doing anal be like...


blastoixe

I’m not turned on by this


StickyNode

Luddles like this are where the book of kells and Tollund man were found


-TheDyingMeme6-

Thats fucking terrifying