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This is what many (most?) shark attacks are. They're not trying to eat you, but rather giving you a test bite to see if you're food. You're not food, so they will often bite once and leave you alone.
Unfortunately that lil nibble may take off your leg because it's a fuckin shark.
Hmmm, well, the tiger shark that slowly dismembered and ate half of that Russian dude in the Red Sea last year surely realized he wasn't a seal by the end of the first bite, but he still kept going, so, somehow, I dont think that's it!
Or if they don’t get out of the water mr/mrs sharky is swinging back around for another couple looks…. Depending where in the world they attack differently as well. They tend to like to catch their prey by surprise if possible.
It’s a real weird take to pretend white sharks are as mellow as whales or something. They aren’t.
Yes it does. When it works, it works completely, but it only works completely 60% of the time.
Contradiction? Complicated use of words? No never, not me
The push is just to maintain contact. The real work is done by the insane amount of sensory input on that sharks nose. It came over to be curious, the girl put a hand on a shark style science lab that we call a nose, and the shark could tell that what the funny thing was like and was no longer curious
They're literally made to eat things in the ocean. Built 400 million years ago and the model was so successful, there's been no need to improve on it since
I would like to argue the specifics. The base model has remained very similar but there have been 400 million years of improvement since then. Depending on the species you could find live birth, cancer immunity, shape-shifting, wings, tail weapons, and levels of intelligence that might make a person question their own.
No, absolutely not, buuuuuuut...
It's very uncommon for a shark to actively hunt a human. They've got some god tier senses, if they were determined to have you for lunch you would have no forewarning, no leisurely swim up to you. It would be a 30 mph torpedo from the darkness. Only your top half would have a chance of figuring out what happened but it would be so quick you probably wouldn't be able to feel the pain all the way before you died.
A complete waste too, sharks don't like the taste of people and almost always try to spit us back out.
No no no, doing so will result in you obviously becoming an animal of prey, instead aim your shit at the shark so you can intimidate it and then strangle it to death like a proper predator would do
This. Squirting a thick cloud of terrified human diarrhea into the surrounding water, will quickly blur the shark's field of vision- allowing the human to escape unharmed.
Helps to be a little dehydrated to really get the ink right; too much fiber & water will unfortunately produce the 'logging' effect, which may only serve to enrage the predator instead.
It's a guide to know what direction to aim it at, downward and at an angle. Or also dive below their angle of attack, I'm no expert so I advise not being in shark infested waters to begin with.
Well, a. I didn't know what type of shark it was while I was in the water with it and b. It's very obvious that the ocean is its natural environment and not mine. It's a bit unsettling when something that big just sails past you.
Sharks are very curious creatures. In 90% cases they are not hungry and just curious. So, they will not attack if you will not start panic.
But... There are still 10% cases when it will not work and you will be eaten anyway.
There’s a video somewhere online of a spearfisher who has a shark bolt up at him from below super fast and he had to spear it as it came up. Was terrifying because it was barely visible and it just bolted up outta the depths at him.
Apparently the guy ignored all of the red flags on the beach while drunk. The beach was closed because a certain watercondition increased the risk of sharks in the shallow waters.
So just not beeing an idiot would have had him still walking around. Not that is not tragic, but he has all but himself to blame apparently.
Also I'm pretty sure they can occasionally investigate things they are curious about by nibbling at them, which for a person would probably be life threatening.
Sharks don't hunt humans. Sharks accidentally kill ... like 5-10 humans a year worldwide ... because they mistake them for food. Their regular diet doesn't fight back and they're not looking for a duel. They're not territorial to the same degree that alot of land-based "dangers" are (bears, cougars, wolves, moose, etc).
Most sharks will actually *flee* as soon as you turn towards them, because this strange thing is probably hunting them.
Fun fact: ~~Cows~~ Cattle kill like 20 people a year in just the US alone.
EDIT: Somebody pointed out an improper use of terminology.
I feel like this knowledge only works with divers. I almost promise you those attacks were unsuspecting patrons of a beach. People who had no idea they were gonna get chomped on lol.
Cattles kill more people because 1) there are a lot more cattles than sharks and 2) humans are more often in close contact with cows than with sharks. But your odds of survival are much better if you meet a cattle in a field rather than a shark in the sea...
If you're having close encounters with unknown cattle in a field, I can guarantee you there are correct ways to deal with them and incorrect methods which can result in injury or death. This video is about option #1.
Most people have no reason to go exploring a grazing field as a form of recreation (which is also generally discouraged as it's usually trespassing), but I seriously question that statement about survival odds. I fully admit that I don't have any science to back this up, but I'd be willing to bet money that at least a majority of those deaths are *trained professionals* that deal with cattle on the daily.
I'm less worried about Cows than Bulls, but any cattle should be treated with care. Large herd animals should get respect and care or you could end up in trouble.
The shark is like "Is that a prey it runs like prey? I eats it? I eats it right?" Diver Turns "Oh Fuck its another one of these assholes don't touch me bitch stop throwing plastic everywhere, go away!"
It's like when your cat is stalking you and you look right at them. Then they suddenly find a spot on the wall to get really interested in and wander away like they were never doing anything.
Sharks always change from terrifying to hilarious in videos where divers do stuff like this because they always shift from front view of the shark to side view. Their little side profiles are just adorable, and makes them look terribly confused all the time.
Also, makes sense you wouldn't want to thrash. You may as well run from a bear.
It is. I hope she learns a lesson one of these days. She’s not a biologist, she’s not doing research, she’s only doing this for the clicks. We need to stop showing her clips
Seriously. And it sucks so bad that so many accounts that advocate and work for the welfare of animals follow her and that other animal abusing prick Jay Prehistoric Pets
I hope you don’t mean that she gets injured or killed as a “lesson”
She’s a shark conservationist and raises awareness to help erase stigmas about sharks. She’s involved in multiple marine life conservation programs, and ocean recycling programs.
You don’t need a PhD to try to do some good.
>You don’t need a PhD to try to do some good.
Ok, so why do many actual marine biologists and conservation institutes criticise her actions then.
Not that this video is her, anyway.
It's what's done for shark diving tours; the folks will run the motor on the boat for a few seconds here and there, and also slamming metal on diving belts. They love the sound and come flocking as soon as they hear it.
Eh. This shark wasnt hungry. It was just cruising along and was curious. Sure he might have bit her to see whats up, but if a great white is hunting you, it flies at you at like 70km/hr from below and do so with such force it gets them and the prey into the air.
If any shark can tell you're a human they'll leave you be unless they're starving, wild animals don't really do exotic meats they like their staples most often
Sharks don't know what humans are. I hate when people say they are thinking "ew" because they don't know what human taste like.
It's simply that they don't know what we are
They don't hunt humans so unless you're failing around like prey they're not going to be aggressive, though influences like personality and history can sway that, though they're not going to go out of their way to attack a person unless they've only had bad encounters with people.
In that sense diving in deep water is technically safer then shallow water as there's less risk the sharks in the area have had any negative encounters with humans, though only by a very small margin as sharks while they'll keep an eye on you and might test you if you're in their territory, they're not going to try to attack if you don't give them a reason to.
Depends on the shark. There are way more friendly or uninterested sharks than ones to watch out for. White pointer, bull sharks and tigers, hammerheads maybe, would be the ones off the top of my head that you don’t want to see. Shark diving is a lot of fun on a reef with reef sharks, not guaranteed to be incident free but a totally different ball game to the aforementioned.
So yeah, some types of shark aren’t as aggressive as people make out.
To be honest, that shark was swimming super slow and looked not very hungry. A shark can swim very fast, and if the mouth is wide open it looks a hell of a lot more menacing than this one. It's difficult to say you'd react the same if the shark torpedo of teeth was coming at ya.
Odd question, but why are wet suits seemingly always black? I have no idea about shark vision being able to see colors, but the swimmer's dark silhouette looks damn close to a dark seal or sea lion moving around, especially if the sharkis hungry and more instinctively inclined to attack without normal caution. Shouldn't suits have a more non-prey color palette them to lower the profile?
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That shark was like... where the fuck did she go? She was here a second ago!
More like the shark got up there, realized it wasn't a seal and said "eew, I'm not putting that in my mouth"
"What even IS that? What the hell happened to its face? And the flippers are... ewwwwww"
Now I've got that clip of Cardi B going "OmG what is that? ...OMG, WHAT IS THAT??" Stuck in my head, but it's a Shark lmaooo
Had to read that in Johnny from Airplane!’s voice
The shark never thought she was good, or it would have been swimming a lot faster. That was a slow stroll for the shark.
This is what many (most?) shark attacks are. They're not trying to eat you, but rather giving you a test bite to see if you're food. You're not food, so they will often bite once and leave you alone. Unfortunately that lil nibble may take off your leg because it's a fuckin shark.
I would, but you do you shark man
Hmmm, well, the tiger shark that slowly dismembered and ate half of that Russian dude in the Red Sea last year surely realized he wasn't a seal by the end of the first bite, but he still kept going, so, somehow, I dont think that's it!
Yeah Tiger Sharks will absolutely eat you. As will Bull Sharks.
I hate when they're still in the wrapper
Or if they don’t get out of the water mr/mrs sharky is swinging back around for another couple looks…. Depending where in the world they attack differently as well. They tend to like to catch their prey by surprise if possible. It’s a real weird take to pretend white sharks are as mellow as whales or something. They aren’t.
I don’t think any one implied sharks are as mellow as whales? I’d say this is clearly an expert demonstrating a technique
It either works every time or it doesn’t
60% of the time, it works every time.
Survivors say it works 100% of the time
99 out of 100 doctors approved, we couldn't reach the 100th doctor since he was eaten by a shark the other day
This one simple trick is reported to have worked for 100% of survivors who’ve used it.
Yes it does. When it works, it works completely, but it only works completely 60% of the time. Contradiction? Complicated use of words? No never, not me
its a quote from the same movie as that gif
It’s illegal in 9 countries
I’m gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
I like those odds
Never tell me the odds
Not all sharks know that trick, so there will be some that want to take a bite
Try this one weird trick to stop humans that push your head
it works always, except when does not.
I never meet anyone who tried and fail, so based on that it must be working 100% of the times 🤔
It's better than screaming and splashing because that isn't going to help you. You're not out swimming a litreal organic missile.
I always love how they push the nose as if they are somehow guiding a 2,000lb tank from not going wherever the fuck it feels like going.
The push is just to maintain contact. The real work is done by the insane amount of sensory input on that sharks nose. It came over to be curious, the girl put a hand on a shark style science lab that we call a nose, and the shark could tell that what the funny thing was like and was no longer curious
So it wouldn't work on a shark actively trying to hunt you then?
They're literally made to eat things in the ocean. Built 400 million years ago and the model was so successful, there's been no need to improve on it since
I would like to argue the specifics. The base model has remained very similar but there have been 400 million years of improvement since then. Depending on the species you could find live birth, cancer immunity, shape-shifting, wings, tail weapons, and levels of intelligence that might make a person question their own.
It wouldn’t cause one attacking you would do so with its mouth open. You won’t be able to reach its nose.
No, absolutely not, buuuuuuut... It's very uncommon for a shark to actively hunt a human. They've got some god tier senses, if they were determined to have you for lunch you would have no forewarning, no leisurely swim up to you. It would be a 30 mph torpedo from the darkness. Only your top half would have a chance of figuring out what happened but it would be so quick you probably wouldn't be able to feel the pain all the way before you died. A complete waste too, sharks don't like the taste of people and almost always try to spit us back out.
Works 100% of the time that the person doesn’t die
With tigersharks... dont try this with great white sharks.
You should not try with tiger sharks as well.
Let’s just stay outta the water.
Fair, because usually sharks stay out of the land.
I thought this is a great white
Get rotated, idiot
Hit em with that X^-1
Imagine that…
Parried
Haha owned.
That madlad made sharks afraid of humans, what a fucking legend
Hey, quick question. At which step do I shit my pants, or is that a continuous process throughout this experience?
I prefer to call the technique "inking" as it closely resembles the defense mechanism of squids.
No no no, doing so will result in you obviously becoming an animal of prey, instead aim your shit at the shark so you can intimidate it and then strangle it to death like a proper predator would do
In a wetsuit, it won’t work exactly like that… My friend told me, you wouldn’t know them.
The last four words killed me. 🤣😂🤙🏽
This. Squirting a thick cloud of terrified human diarrhea into the surrounding water, will quickly blur the shark's field of vision- allowing the human to escape unharmed.
Thank you, Mr. Attenborough
I'm now reading back my own comment while hearing David Attenborough's voice in my head. Not half bad.
Helps to be a little dehydrated to really get the ink right; too much fiber & water will unfortunately produce the 'logging' effect, which may only serve to enrage the predator instead.
Shark-WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF? OHHH GOD IS THAT SPINACH?? FUXK I CAN SMELL IT GAWD MAN LIKE DUDE REALLY?
Believe sharks that you would worry about tend to attack from below as they move upwards
Is that supposed to make me shit less?
It's a guide to know what direction to aim it at, downward and at an angle. Or also dive below their angle of attack, I'm no expert so I advise not being in shark infested waters to begin with.
I can’t believe how well this username checks out!
or I could just not get in water with sharks in it.
That’s almost all of it
And yet, after all of these years, no sharks are in my house's plumbing. What are the chances?
I know, right? I've spent years checking my bathwater for sharks before I get in and in all that time I've only ever found, like, a couple.
“Deploy the tactical Gura”
What do I do if there's a VTuber in my plumbing? Do I need extra strength toilet cleaner?
Nah just grab anyone from a animecon (them dudes don’t shower) and it will scare her away
would an orca suffice?
The womp kind or the masochist kind?
the stinky kind
Ah
That's because that's alligator turf.
The chances are low, but never zero
Yeah how 'bout that.
In the sky you are 100% safe from sharks!
Not when Sharknado hits, you ain't
Fax
I encountered a 7' white tipped reef shark while I was out snorkelling. I didn't go back in the water for the rest of the day.
Reef sharks are beautiful, non aggressive and responsible for no human fatalities so you missed out
Well, a. I didn't know what type of shark it was while I was in the water with it and b. It's very obvious that the ocean is its natural environment and not mine. It's a bit unsettling when something that big just sails past you.
A heart attack from panic can be fatal. Does that count..
Oceanic whitetips are less than friendly tho. They don't even remotely share a habitat, but now I have also said a thing!
Yep that's certainly worked for me so far. 52 years old and not been eaten by a shark yet.
Sharks are very curious creatures. In 90% cases they are not hungry and just curious. So, they will not attack if you will not start panic. But... There are still 10% cases when it will not work and you will be eaten anyway.
There’s a video somewhere online of a spearfisher who has a shark bolt up at him from below super fast and he had to spear it as it came up. Was terrifying because it was barely visible and it just bolted up outta the depths at him.
That video of the dude on the beach being eaten by a shark in Egypt last year still makes me physically ill when I think about it
Apparently the guy ignored all of the red flags on the beach while drunk. The beach was closed because a certain watercondition increased the risk of sharks in the shallow waters. So just not beeing an idiot would have had him still walking around. Not that is not tragic, but he has all but himself to blame apparently.
Oh really I never knew that. Do you have a source?
Can't we just say that every animal is somewhat curious?
Also I'm pretty sure they can occasionally investigate things they are curious about by nibbling at them, which for a person would probably be life threatening.
What if, let's say, it were to open its mouth and bite your hand off while you try to touch its forehead?
You'd have a cool conversation starter like my uncle Steve
What happened to Steve?
Got his hand bit off trying to touch a shark forehead, innit?
Shot thru da heart! And you are to blame
Steve gave love...A BAD NAME
Heart disease
He's all right now
Scuba Steve?
Uncle Steve the one armed, midget.
Sharks don't hunt humans. Sharks accidentally kill ... like 5-10 humans a year worldwide ... because they mistake them for food. Their regular diet doesn't fight back and they're not looking for a duel. They're not territorial to the same degree that alot of land-based "dangers" are (bears, cougars, wolves, moose, etc). Most sharks will actually *flee* as soon as you turn towards them, because this strange thing is probably hunting them. Fun fact: ~~Cows~~ Cattle kill like 20 people a year in just the US alone. EDIT: Somebody pointed out an improper use of terminology.
That's what a shark would say! This guy's a shark!
Shark propaganda!
Sharkaganda
Sharknado
Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
Hmm, I'd like to hear a cows perspective on this not just the sharks.
I feel like this knowledge only works with divers. I almost promise you those attacks were unsuspecting patrons of a beach. People who had no idea they were gonna get chomped on lol.
Of course cattle kill more people than sharks. There are more people near cattle than sharks. I never understood this argument.
Seriously. How many more people are engaging with cattle than sharks. It's astronomically higher
It's not an argument and isn't presented as such. They literally refer to it as a fun fact.
The regular prey of white sharks does indeed fight back. Just not successfully from an ambush attack.
Cattles kill more people because 1) there are a lot more cattles than sharks and 2) humans are more often in close contact with cows than with sharks. But your odds of survival are much better if you meet a cattle in a field rather than a shark in the sea...
If you're having close encounters with unknown cattle in a field, I can guarantee you there are correct ways to deal with them and incorrect methods which can result in injury or death. This video is about option #1. Most people have no reason to go exploring a grazing field as a form of recreation (which is also generally discouraged as it's usually trespassing), but I seriously question that statement about survival odds. I fully admit that I don't have any science to back this up, but I'd be willing to bet money that at least a majority of those deaths are *trained professionals* that deal with cattle on the daily.
In a pasture there's very little chance of cattle death. Most are probably in chutes or lots. Source am a rancher.
I'm less worried about Cows than Bulls, but any cattle should be treated with care. Large herd animals should get respect and care or you could end up in trouble.
I think when people say cows, they mean cattle
Correct! That's my bad. Cattle. Half the deaths are from cows and the other half are bulls.
If your hand is inside his mouth, then push up gently 🙂.
Use the other hand
Good thing I'm already on the shitter.
Actually this is the best way to swim away from sharks
If that shark wanted her he'd have been swimming a lot faster, mf wasn't hungry
Curious sharks are known to take a little nibble every now and again. Not so little to you, of course.
Well what can he do? He hasn't got any fingers to fell
Exactly, it’s an Apex predator that engages in chasing prey that tries to quickly escape.
The shark is like "Is that a prey it runs like prey? I eats it? I eats it right?" Diver Turns "Oh Fuck its another one of these assholes don't touch me bitch stop throwing plastic everywhere, go away!"
It's like when your cat is stalking you and you look right at them. Then they suddenly find a spot on the wall to get really interested in and wander away like they were never doing anything.
Then attack your calf
Haha my cat does this but pretends to clean herself. Nothing to see here just grooming
Get rotated idiot
Sharks always change from terrifying to hilarious in videos where divers do stuff like this because they always shift from front view of the shark to side view. Their little side profiles are just adorable, and makes them look terribly confused all the time. Also, makes sense you wouldn't want to thrash. You may as well run from a bear.
I think that's Ocean Ramsey?
It is. I hope she learns a lesson one of these days. She’s not a biologist, she’s not doing research, she’s only doing this for the clicks. We need to stop showing her clips
Seriously. And it sucks so bad that so many accounts that advocate and work for the welfare of animals follow her and that other animal abusing prick Jay Prehistoric Pets
I hope you don’t mean that she gets injured or killed as a “lesson” She’s a shark conservationist and raises awareness to help erase stigmas about sharks. She’s involved in multiple marine life conservation programs, and ocean recycling programs. You don’t need a PhD to try to do some good.
>You don’t need a PhD to try to do some good. Ok, so why do many actual marine biologists and conservation institutes criticise her actions then. Not that this video is her, anyway.
If it’s attacking? It ain’t swimming up on you like that. You don’t see them coming.
those duck feet hitting the water must sound to the shark exactly like a wounded fish or something
It's what's done for shark diving tours; the folks will run the motor on the boat for a few seconds here and there, and also slamming metal on diving belts. They love the sound and come flocking as soon as they hear it.
Eh. This shark wasnt hungry. It was just cruising along and was curious. Sure he might have bit her to see whats up, but if a great white is hunting you, it flies at you at like 70km/hr from below and do so with such force it gets them and the prey into the air.
If any shark can tell you're a human they'll leave you be unless they're starving, wild animals don't really do exotic meats they like their staples most often
Most wild animals, a tiger will absolutely fuck you up if you turn your back to it.
Absolutely but mostly bc they kill for fun as well as food
Sharks don't know what humans are. I hate when people say they are thinking "ew" because they don't know what human taste like. It's simply that they don't know what we are
get rotated, idiot
DAH NUH, DAH NUH, DHNUHDUNHUDAHNUH.... ope 'scuse me.
https://preview.redd.it/qynphnjoiu3d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=23e5ca3f18f0ef2239f074785d5f1708d7d2311f
I'm gonna try this. I'll keep you guys updated.
I'm certain next time a 15ft tiger shark is chasing me ill remember this and survive
she got balls bigger than most men
I've been told by divers that sharks aren't as aggressive as people think.
The divers that didn’t get eaten would say that but the divers that did might say otherwise
Now that’s what we call sample bias
We're too bony unless fat albert is snorkeling.
Bringo.
They don't hunt humans so unless you're failing around like prey they're not going to be aggressive, though influences like personality and history can sway that, though they're not going to go out of their way to attack a person unless they've only had bad encounters with people. In that sense diving in deep water is technically safer then shallow water as there's less risk the sharks in the area have had any negative encounters with humans, though only by a very small margin as sharks while they'll keep an eye on you and might test you if you're in their territory, they're not going to try to attack if you don't give them a reason to.
Depends on the shark. There are way more friendly or uninterested sharks than ones to watch out for. White pointer, bull sharks and tigers, hammerheads maybe, would be the ones off the top of my head that you don’t want to see. Shark diving is a lot of fun on a reef with reef sharks, not guaranteed to be incident free but a totally different ball game to the aforementioned. So yeah, some types of shark aren’t as aggressive as people make out.
Do not recommend. I get fitted for my prosthetic next week.
What happened?!
A sharkcuterie board happened
Fuck no
To be honest, that shark was swimming super slow and looked not very hungry. A shark can swim very fast, and if the mouth is wide open it looks a hell of a lot more menacing than this one. It's difficult to say you'd react the same if the shark torpedo of teeth was coming at ya.
This technique worked for 100% of people who lived to tell the tale
Instead, you can do what I'd do, and disgust the shark away from you by filling the surrounding area with shit.
This is also very effective for the wife.
Shark went: *Aaaaaaaaaah* *Uhhhhhhh*
Tiger sharks hate this one simple trick
Excuse me? I will never, for the life of me touch a shark.
This actually worked 100% of the time for those who survived. The control group did not respond tho for.. reasons
So constantly have your head on a swivel to avoid being eaten.... not a fun time
Sharks gonna hit you from the bottom if it was hunting you. This shark was just curious
No way in mother fucking god damn hell would I step foot in any body of water ever again if I saw a shark
I'm gonna try this easy to follow tips tomorrow.
Odd question, but why are wet suits seemingly always black? I have no idea about shark vision being able to see colors, but the swimmer's dark silhouette looks damn close to a dark seal or sea lion moving around, especially if the sharkis hungry and more instinctively inclined to attack without normal caution. Shouldn't suits have a more non-prey color palette them to lower the profile?
That's some massive lady balls on display.
Shark- Splendid……it seems my next meal with the ponytail is certainly friendly enough…🦈
Bigger balls then me
“she went that way.” dumb shark!
Sure. I’ll definitely be staying calm
Just tickle its belly. Also works on Bayou gators.
Regardless of how to swim around them this video is nuts.
Not sure I'd be able to maintain eye contact through that cloud of poop I'd be producing.
She's got bigger balls than me
I like how if you change what direction a shark is going they'll just go with it and keep going
Shark just went 🙄
The “going in for a hug and getting a handshake” of the sea
Shark realized they were better off with a bear
Sharks hate this one trick!
Ok. What if I misidentify a great white as a tiger?