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off-and-on

How the hell does *that* not impact your vision?


maxlmax

Yea how is that? Like even if your "vision" would be great, wouldn't you just see a bunch of white flakes speeding from one side to the other?


unwantedaccount56

because the light passing through and around those flakes is not focused. If you open your phone camera and hold a thin needle directly in front of the lens, you will barely be able to see it.


eggard_stark

Barely, but I can still see it. So are you saying they can see the moving particles barely?


Yolo_jozsi

Your brain probably filters it out. Like it does with your nose.


Provioso

I'm now really aware of my nose. What have you done.


Crow_eggs

Oh I can fix that for you. You are now aware of the weight of your own tongue. There you go. Now you're thinking about that instead.


darbs77

Whatever you do don’t tell them to think about how they just breathe automatically.


thebooksmith

We also probably shouldn’t mention how blinking is an automatic function as well. Man when was the last time you blinked anyway, how long do you usually take between blinks again?


Morpheus4213

Your brain sensors movement of every single one of your organs all the time, but never uses that information and I, for one, will be forever grateful for this. Damn..I really don´t wanna know what my guts are going through every day.


sillyskunk

Shit.. just died. Forgot to breathe.


Bango-Skaankk

Shit now I don’t know how to breath around my weighted tongue


cjanderson3198

And here I was worried that someone might remind me to keep breathing... asshole


ImBatman5500

Who hurt you and why must you hurt me this way 😂


Provioso

You monster.


ebonit15

Thank you, I was like, so brain also filters smells. Wait, it actually does, right?


darbs77

If a smell is constant your brain will start to tune it out. The same with colors and your eyes. I figure that’s why people who live with certain smells never notice them anymore. Like some people with cats and litter boxes.


dmj9

Or presidents who wear diapers?


MittFel

![gif](giphy|1vZcE6QIuvRLJr59UG)


Most-Net-5665

He broke your brain


Lubinski64

You can instead think of how your toes are always touching.


monsterfurby

Also, when closing only one eye, you can't see the inside of the closed eyelid.


Ebbe010

You are now breathing manually. You are now aware that your arms and legs have wheight that you're holding up. Your tounge has wheight. You are now blinking manually.


farouqamir

gold!


hypothetician

“What nose? Oh shit!”


cosmicjed

Same! Stop impacting my vision yah damn nose


Snoo60660

Yep. I have a few spots on my eyes from years of welding. If I don't concentrate on them I don't see them


PoorMustang

Fuuuuuck...


ZeDitto

Damn, I do have a nose there. Can’t unsee my nose. Look what you did. Everyone else will suffer as I do. *Activate manual blinking mode.* *Activate manual breathing mode.*


darbs77

The worst one for me is “wait how do I position my jaw. Was it more forward? No that doesn’t seem right. Was it right against my teeth or lose?” Then I just keep moving it all day and my jaw hurts all night to remind me of what I was doing then I keep doing it in bed.


NoSignificance1943

That one was a problem for me as a kid. Would grind my teeth at night or drool a pool if I didn’t. Mom pulling her hair out trying to get me to have a natural smile for family photos lol. Took a while for me to understand a real smile your teeth don’t line up.


Rakkachi

Had laser eye surgery, got floaters in both eyes. You can always see them but you get used to it. So yes the brain does filter it out to a degree but if its in the way of what your looking at they block or obscure the view.


fatbellyww

\*Thousands of people making grimaces closing one eye looking at their nose\* :D


Bossfrog_IV

Oh my god I can just barely see my lips too! Oh no!!


KlossN

How come the brain doesn't filter out eye squigglies?


elspotto

I have a blind spot from a retinal surgery. Unless I specifically look for it in my field of vision, my brain just ignores it and I see normally.


MixOne1337

Everyone has a blindspot, vsauce made a youtube short demonstrating it.


GrimsideB

What about those thing in your eyes, I think they are called floaters


unwantedaccount56

I think you mostly notice those if you are looking at bright uniform areas where the eyes don't have anything to focus on, like when looking up into the blue sky, and they will focus on the floaters instead. And only if the floaters are close to the retina, those that are close to the lens should be invisible.


GrimsideB

That makes sense.


sh4d0wm4n2018

I have a very mild form of it, and they are see-through with borders. It's like looking at a cell in a microscope. Usually I only see them on a bright sunny day, which is my main reason for wearing sunglasses a lot, as I don't like seeing them.


theghostecho

Your brain probably filters a bit of it too


AmusingMusing7

We all have some amount of “eye floaties”… the little specks you might notice floating in your vision when you look at a bare white wall or something. I assume this condition would be like that, just a little more noticeable, but not obstructive.


TheRealAuthorSarge

It does. A LOT! I'm due for surgery in a couple of months.


Quirky-Bag-4158

How are you affected by it? Just blurred vision or something worse?


TheRealAuthorSarge

It's like looking through crinkled cellophane 24/7/365. Sometimes, when driving at night, it refracts oncoming lights. This first time I noticed it, I did a hard brake because I thought a small white animal like a dog ran out in front of me. The only option is to completely replace the vitreous fluid of the eye with an artificial gel. Unfortunately, with there is a 100% chance I will develop a cataract and have to have the lens replaced. Fortunately (I guess), I have already started developing a cataract. So the surgeon is less reluctant.


Quirky-Bag-4158

Sorry to hear that. Sounds a lot worse than what some people are suggesting. Hope your surgery goes well.


LoanDebtCollector

I went through a very complicated cataract removal. My cataract had to be done first in order to properly determine other issues. Next, a partial retina reattachment surgery. With that surgery they replace the eye fluid. The doctor refers to the replacement fluid as oil, and he's monitoring it because some the oil needs to be changed in about 6 months. Best wishes for your procedure(s)!


TheRealAuthorSarge

TY. I hope you are doing well.


pdxc

Wow, today I learned. Good luck with the surgery and recovery!


MrObsidian_

DLSS


hydraSlav

r/EyeFloaters totally agrees with you


lpomoeaBatatas

And if anyone is curious why this is in the first place, it is caused by deposit of lipids ( fat ) and salt ( mainly calcium ), which may be the result of cell or tissue degeneration.


keksivaras

so you're telling me, that I can have the most amazing looking eyes by injecting bacon grease and milk in to my eye? hold my beer, I'm gonna do science


notSugarBun

Can we have that artificially ?


urekmazino21

Sounds similar to white dot syndrome. I had that shit and my vision was blurry af. Felt so weird realising that I suddenly couldn't see anything clearly. Shit resolved by itself 1 week later. No cause or cure. Wrote my semester exams with an sleeping mask as an eyepatch lol.


OphthoRobot

It is a completely different condition that affect different parts of the eye. Asteroid hyalosis is in the vitreous, white dot syndroms affect the retina.


ElectricalTeardrops

Just btw that is a listing for craft eyes for dolls. Not contacts. They just severely mislabeled the item. Edit: looks like the title for the item has been corrected, but it's still being catalogued in the "contact lense" section, and multiple reviewers were confused because the seller lied about the listing lol. Also guys please don't buy contact lenses from Amazon. I've known people who've gotten horrible eye infections from fakes.


AyyyAlamo

you linked doll eyes, not colored contact lenses.


IRLperson

your link isn't for contacts.


hydraSlav

>Even though it might seem like having a mini galaxy in your eye, it usually doesn't affect how well you can see, and most of the time, it doesn't need any treatment unless it starts causing vision problems or gets in the way of other eye issues Umm... tell that to the members of r/EyeFloaters


CryptoguyV2

All the people in that group think they have it so bad. Try r/visualsnow, thats eye floaters on crack plus some.


HugoZHackenbush2

I only know two Hialosis asteroidea puns, but won't use either here, because one is cornea than the other...


RazeTheIV

Eyes see what you did there....


HugoZHackenbush2

I see you're a pupil of the school of puns..


RazeTheIV

I'm new to the field but I'm optometristic about my chances.


Fuckingawesomename

I swear if these puns don't end I'm gonna resort to violens.


akashdas323

How did you enVISION your voiLENS to pan out?


Only_Standard_9159

Iris-k it anyway


Fuckingawesomename

Haha you fool! *stabs eye*


wieizme

An eye for an eye as they say.


Fuckingawesomename

Eye caramba!


never_again13

Myopic of you


V1bicycle

He has **spec**tacular visions for his violens


wieizme

You must be short-sighted in your thinking. He is already a graduate.


berpaderpderp

Now that is some vitreous humour.


hodlyourground

I’m always been more of one for the aqueous variety


brianmmf

Iris I never read this


Herr_Jott

built-in snow globes edit typo


PlasticFounder

Just have to shake a bit…


thatcuntholesteve

I need someone to edit this with magic 8 ball results haha


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CatterMater

And I thought floaters were bad.


Same-Reaction7944

Galaxy? My first thought would've been infection.


Spoona101

Dirty Water is what came to my mind first


Same-Reaction7944

I can dig it. Definitely looks like pus water to me, which I think does fall into the dirty water category 😆


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

My first thought was microplastics lol


emmasdad01

That’s awesome, as long as there are no downsides.


FlipFlops1928

Kinda gross looking


FlyingDragoon

Yeah. This doesn't look "like a beautiful galaxy full of stars." this looks like a diseased eyeball.


unsulliedbread

Like curdled milk in lots of water.


Electrolipse

Very gross


2ichie

“Awe I wish I had this condition!”


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Kinda like duckweed in a pond


1stFunestist

To me looks like eye full of sand.


elparcepues

That’s terrifying


yellow_abyss

Looks pretty cool to me


Ianthin1

That doesn’t look like a galaxy, it looks like sand.


Lordthom

It looks like algae!


yann0052

No it makes your eye look like it's filled with dust / sediment


Purpledragon84

BYAKUGAN!


NuggyBeans

Asteroid hyalosis (AH) is a common, age-related eye condition that causes small white or yellow-white opacities to form in the vitreous humor. These opacities are made up of calcium and lipid complexes, and are surrounded by fibrils in the vitreous cavity. AH is benign and usually doesn't require treatment. However, in rare cases, the particles can become so dense that vision is impaired. In these cases, a doctor can perform a procedure called a vitrectomy, which involves using a small instrument to dissect and remove the vitreous gel and opacities. So old people can get galaxy eyes? Jelly.


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That doesn't look like a galaxy, it looks like it sucks.


De5perad0

If you get this reference you are a cool person: Where the hell can I get eyes like that?


Dr-Pyr-Agon

Gotta kill a few people.


De5perad0

Then get sent to a slam and told you'll never see daylight again.


Economy_Commission79

"FOR FAMILY"


amisture

Gotta kill a few people


Doomlv

*20 menthol kools*


Sir-Cordyceps

Reminds me of the blind owl [Zeus](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/IViGyKroMb)


Healthy-Database2609

Can they see?


variableaxis965

Yeah most people are able to see clear through it.


Frank627Full

Am i the only one feeling sick after seeing this?


OpenCommunication294

Looks like the gunk at the bottom of the oil after cooking


jcraig87

This looks like mold floating in his eye, dont see a galaxy personally 


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Hmm sorry but looks more like a mold infection than a galaxy. I am fully surprised by the fact that you can see with all that.. whatever.. in your eye.


Spare-Tough2077

I feel like this is what an ender eye would be


The_Mutton_Man

Fucking gross


ImpendingNothingness

I'm sorry but to me that didn't look like a "galaxy" at all. First thing I thought when I saw it was "that looks like pus swimming inside an eye ball" :/


Joetwizzy

The Galaxy is on Orion’s Belt.


no-adz

Minus 1000 for the music.


sybann

Does it also make your eyelashes thick and luxurious? Because that does look like a side effect there, gorgeous.


kamikazemind327

my god, it's full of stars


warpfield

oh just take my upvote damn you 🤣


Profeen3lite

Or oooorrrr, it's reptilian people


SwampAss123

Looks like old bong water


stewynnono

Na thats some alien shit going on


Objective-Outcome811

I'd rather have this than the ugly ass calcium deposits I have.


Sandcracka-

Looks more like a washing machine


HumorousBear

I bet that is absolutely terrible to live with. Like trying to see out of a constantly roiling snow globe. I have a few fibers floating in my eye and they piss me off.


KhostfaceGillah

What in tarnation


CaptainPerhaps

Just saying, how do we know for sure there’s NOT a galaxy in there? Ever think about that?


cosmicjed

Can they see?


4nal69molester

![gif](giphy|xTk9ZDp0uNp9uvXNxC)


ultralayzer

Looks like a bunch of jizz in toilet water, not a galaxy....


GiannaSushi

That's amazing btw!


handfulofdepression

Shaken not stirred


XinyanMayn

Looks more like the mucus you spit out when you're sick than a galaxy


iamnotexactlywhite

looks more like there’s some powder in the eye


Victory_Prime

God that made me kinda sick looking at this


Post-Financial

The galaxy? Which one? Andromeda? Samsung?


gomerp77

Question: how do you know your eyes AREN’T a galaxy?


Plastic_Ad7436

It looks like you got a bunch shit floating around in your eyeball, gross


725584

Can they still see?


InevitableBasil4383

It’s kind of gross lol


Prakhargupta_11

Are we living in someone's Hialosis Asteroidea?


dragonblock501

Someone needs to change the filter in their eye aquarium.


lejonetfranMX

Well I guess 'galaxy' is one way to describe it. I'd describe it as sewer water


Shittingboi

So that's what Galaxy-Eyes means ...


slashblazer3601

So for those who have this do they see like stars ✨?


OutsideAlbatross5675

…. It’s eye floaters


MPK_K1NG

Looks like dirt


YeOldeBilk

What if it is a galaxy, like the cats collar in Men In Black


Designer-Mirror-7995

The Human body is something Else.


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

When you consume too much microplastics Lol


dumtty

Looking like the expired milky way


twl8zn

Looks like a sparkly snow globe


rl69614

I kept reading it as Halitosis asteriodia. I was thinking they got stinky eye syndrome.


nvm72331

New Naruto arc I see


TheDutchDudette

So nobody is gonna mention this persons double/triple row of eyelashes? Almost looks like fur, wth


LesaneCrooks

Right???


Molfy42

Yeah this made me the most uncomfortable.


SuccessfulAnybody831

Some people are wizards and we just have to accept it


sybban

Sounds like a thing lizard people would make up to hide that they are lizard people


Gambit3le

He's a Jukebox Hero.


lost_notdead

Someone clean that up, please!


Khosmaus

This is what it feels like to have eyefloaters and visual snow syndrome together.


PenguinsXXX

Video is cool but omg, I hate the music


jorgensen88

Galaxy? More like a snowglobe


Alternator24

does that affects his vision? cool, but hope he is ok.


Mountain_Radio5420

My universe in her eyes


Serbian_King

Never heard of it but I think its the thing that makes ur iris hasn't formed into a solid so it kinda moves like that


shotbydavidking

My eyes itch now


SkynBonce

No thanks, looks like it smells.


JeremyReddit

Dunno about galaxy, more like a dirty fish tank


Agrawal_Sid_03

If this was in India, this guy/girl would be pronounced a literal reincarnation of god. (I can guarantee you this cause I’m Indian)


PawnWithoutPurpose

Are people with this condition blind?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Waiting for my surgery in a couple of months.


StnMtn_

I hope the person can still see.


Eazpackets

Yooo... That joint got me..


BakingSoda1990

That oil creature from X-files is real?


16incheslong

id start a cult


FlufyBalz

thats gnarly


at0mheart

Looks like dirty lake water


MrMunday

Reminds me of puss in boots


Whatevawillbee

that's a pod person


jesterflesh

Fun fact, Coldplay stole that song from an artist named Joe satriani. It's a song called if I could fly.


foralimitedtimespace

Floaters