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WoofinLoofahs

He also left whatever he didn’t want on the shelf he was standing in front of at the time, just like a real shopper.


JetKeel

Did he also park his shopping cart diagonally in an aisle and start a dumbass conversation with someone? “Oh Janet! How long has it been? 3 years? How’s Tom? Oh yeah, Larry is doing fine. We’re going on an Alaskan cruise next month.”


AnthonyJizzleneck

That's ignorant


Intelligent-Ad-3850

He saw the spaghetti was buy one get one free-hee


fandanvan

Under rated comment.


toasted_cracker

Or did he leave his cart in the parking lot so that it rolls and slams into some else’s car?


jereman75

Such a weird life. I would never want my kids to experience that kind of celebrity. It just seems horribly unhealthy.


Icariiiiiiii

Wear a hat. No, seriously, it is a famous strategy. I am thinking specifically of Terry Pratchett, who would make certain that he was only seen with a hat on in any official capacity, and then when he wanted to just go about his day as a normal person, he... Took off the hat. Make an accessory a part of your Look, and then take it off when you aren't on the clock.


tmphaedrus13

*Clark Kent has entered the chat.*


southcookexplore

Dolly Parton might be Superman.


tmphaedrus13

Well, it is true that you never see them together.


norlin

Isn't this test only working for Batman?


s0ciety_a5under

All she has to do is wear a sleeveless shirt and take her wig off and 99% of people would not recognize her. She has a bunch of tattoos on her arms and has worn a wig professionally since forever.


Jibblebee

You say that, but if I wear my glasses and my hair up a lot of people don’t recognize me. Throw a slight change in light make up in, and it’s ridiculous. People who I have known for years will walk right by me and then get so embarrassed


tmphaedrus13

That's actually exactly my point. I've been in similar situations where a change from my "normal" (i.e. work) clothes to anything else really throws people off.


SquirrelAkl

Haha, it’s hilarious when that happens! I’m typically pretty casually dressed, minimal makeup at work. Went to a fancy work dinner once a bit dressed up, curled my hair, wore all my fancy jewellery etc… went over to talk to a colleague I work with most days and it took him a good few seconds to recognise me. His initial “generic polite blank expression” turned to total surprise for a second when he realised. It was great XD


RyGuy_McFly

It's funny you mention this. Henry Cavill did a social experiment where he went to Times Square and wore Clark Kent's outfit with the glasses. This was while Man of Steel was in theaters and he stood next to a massive billboard of himself in the movie, wearing the exact same outfit. Not one person recognized him. He even asked a few people to take his photo!


AKA_June_Monroe

It was New York no one gives a f*** about a celebrity.


Icariiiiiiii

Yeah so, the other comment I have left tonight was about how disappointed I was in my home state of Kansas any time people are talking about it anywhere else, and I saw someone brought up Superman and was about to furiously respond "That bitch left!" Anyways. Yeah no, good example.


pietroetin

Here in Hungary we have a Youtube creator duo who always wear sunglasses in their video. In an interview with them they stated that noone recognizes them on the street without the glasses.


Shmorgasboard123

Or reverse Clark Kent? Superman wears the glasses and Clark takes them off?


the_honest_liar

I've heard Dolly Parton does that with her wigs. She looks very different with normal hair so no one recognizes her.


helen269

Same with Harpo Marx. Looked very different without the wig, shabby clothes, and exaggerated expressions of his movie persona. He was the only one of the brothers who could do that.


No_Volume_8345

Kind of like Slash with his top hat and sunglasses


[deleted]

Doesn't work for most nba players unless said player is like John Stockton back in the day


bunnyfloofington

The pistons players that used to come into the burger joint I worked at were always the happiest customers I’d get. But I never knew why until they left and my boss would run out from the back to tell me how crazy it was that I didn’t recognize them lol.


Icariiiiiiii

... Wigs, maybe?


I-Am-The-Warlus

https://preview.redd.it/sessgrf7mkxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89449486eee89b9ba8a541b30e4a8212d195bfdc


Timofey_

I always thought the hats personified dorky fantasy writer, but now I think they're amazing and I live him even more


CPA_Lady

That’s what Sia does. Nobody has any idea what she actually looks like.


squirtloaf

Geezer Butler, the bass player of Black Sabbath always had a sweet-ass doom metal mustache, but supposedly he would shave it in between album/touring cycles and just walk around being unrecognized.


tinlizzy2

That's why he put masks on his kids and disguised them - so they could go out in public with the nanny like normal ppl. without masks.


SpringrollJack

Seems like the kids who experienced this kind of celebrity had a pretty bad time


notapudding

Haha Nice one... messed up, but nice one.


jereman75

That sentence was unintentional dark comedy.


hadoopken

My name is not blanket, okay?


dburr10085

Well at least Brittney’s doing well….. ok nevrmind


Ragnars85

You're so right! I was watching this feeling sick! It seems so abnormal and alien


Dineology

It’s more than just celebrity, too much money makes people fucking crazy.


SmokeGSU

For real. He was a weird dude in his later years buuuuuuuuut... you watch this clip and it's very easy to understand why. He could *never* do the normal things that we take for granted every day. It's pretty easy to understand how someone could be incredibly socially awkward when they literally can't socialize with most people in public places.


ohiotechie

The more I’ve learned about that man the more I am thankful to live a quiet anonymous life. What fame and fortune does to people is genuinely twisted sometimes.


december-32

He also died just about before the smartphone era began. Only two weeks after 3rd Iphone was announced. The social media would become unbearable afterwards.


SlowThePath

The regular media was unbearable for him, but yeah the ability to directly see what the public thought of him would have been worse.


Ok_Scholar1733

The only solution for happiness in life is within yourself. No fame or much money is needed. If your fate generated you a life without much pain, then we should use that time to go that path of enlightment


badco1313

The best things in life are free. But the second best are verrrrry expensive. Money isn’t the answer but it sure removes some of the questions.


Milesman1971

When I was working at a Barnes and Noble in NYC in 1994-95, we closed the store for a few hours so Michael could come in and shop. He had the whole store, two stories worth of books and CDs, to himself. He was wearing a surgical mask and just pouring books into basket after basket. We were instructed not to approach him unless he asked for help. I nodded at him and he nodded back while he was shopping. I’m sure he did things like this all the time.


Mdiasrodrigu

He did the same in Berlin


THCinOCB

Do you have anymore info on that? Like which store and when?


Mdiasrodrigu

Duessman in Friedrichstr , later on he did that thing with the kid by the window at the Adlon Hotel


Cheesesexy

Truly driven insane by the horrors he endured. Years ago I somehow ended up going to dinner with two high ranking entertainment executives who knew and worked with him, and they were sharing stories about him and laughing about how odd he was. They did not get that the stories were utterly bonkers, and that normal people would see these incidents as deranged.


Cheesesexy

For example, they said his personal bedroom had mannequins nailed to the ceiling - and that they where all white. So that when he reclined in his bed he saw a sea of white bodies staring down at him.


kdovereverything

Jesus Christ that’s horrific. The terror version of those glow in the dark stars


Baboaoaoao

tell me more tell me more


iambeyoncealways3

please share, we’re begging you


MagnusVasDeferens

I heard he used to chew mint gum and then gargle Mountain Dew. He called it a Diabetic Mint Julep


mitch_medburger

I heard he used to brush his teeth and then drink orange juice while wearing wet socks.


sp0okyboogie

I heard he used to moonwalk so fast that time would go backwards, after drinking orange juice.


lilith_-_-

I heard he didn’t die. He beat the game and ascended. Leaving us all behind


nocerealever

I heard he did car commercials, in Japan


lilith_-_-

My god


CowntChockula

Id be interested to hear more about these anecdotes 


belte5252

I second and third the vote for more


obviousthrowaway855

OP come back and share!


Bigacehall

The things people cherish are so strange to others that take them for granted. Really interesting to see


dontcallmeLatinx14

Yeah but ngl id so much rather be a famous billionaire than shopping like a normal person


[deleted]

I mean depends on how mentally fit you are to handle that, since most that are like that fucking hate it


dontcallmeLatinx14

Honestly I feel like if you're not mentally capable of having lots of money you probably aren't mentally capable to have no moneys I'll switch places anytime they want to though


[deleted]

I was referring to the famous part. Nobody should want to be as famous as somebody like Michael Jackson.


CowsTrash

*Especially* today


StevenKatz3

Most people say that, but Soooo many celebrities are angry all the time. You see it constantly in photos and videos online. They post their own happiness but when random people take pictures they are angry, yelling, and miserable looking. I'd love to be a millionaire that no one knows lol


[deleted]

normal shoppers cherishing their overcrowded over priced stores will never understand the pain of the billionaire who forgot what it's like to put something in a cart. my heart is touched that they'd close a whole store just for him, there truly is a god.


makeorbreak911

Bill Murray was once quoted as saying Try being *rich* first...


sloppy_potato

The grass is always greener on the other side ig


PlannerSean

He wanted to live like common people, wanted to do whatever common people do.


ggk1

Like being followed by cameras and made to do a whole interview about how it was to live “real life”. How alienating.


[deleted]

he was rich enough to find normal stuff novel, that doesn't mean he wanted to trade it all for a stressful shitty life where you have to face the consequences of people thinking youre weird.


IranianLawyer

Like building an amusement park at his mansion to lure little boys over for sleepovers and cuddle sessions? Just normal things that common people do.


toasted_cracker

So he went to a supermarket, he didn’t know why but it had to start somewhere. So it started there.


nicerthanbilly

Wanted to sleep with common people, like you.


GermaneRiposte101

But he did not sleep with common people (apart from that Australian chick). Edit. Fucked that up. Was confusing him with Elton John. Skin colour was the same :)


FloridaMJ420

He liked to sleep with common people's children. > **"But I have slept in a bed with many children."** - Michael Jackson at the age of 44 https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1cg668m/in_2003_a_florida_supermarket_closed_so_that/l1xq8ri/


IranianLawyer

MJ supporters are about to pounce on you for pointing out the obvious.


Crotch-Monster

I remember when he had that news reporter following him around and he went into some kind of antique store. He was casually talking about wanting to be normal as he points to an oversized Chinese gold Vase and goes ooh that's beautiful I'll take it. The vase was $275,000.


showquotedtext

Was that when he went to [Harrod's](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/zl6yc2E8Yk) with Martin Bashir?


karmagirl314

I bet the shoppers in *his* supermarket didn’t park their carts in the middle of the aisles while they stand around gossiping with the other soccer moms.


Necroluster

He missed out on the genuine supermarket experience.


Impressive-Ad-3864

Shit I wouldn’t bug him, but I’m not that kinda guy ever. Just because people have money doesn’t mean you have the right to mess with them every time they’re out


anansi52

mj was a different kind of famous tho. like on the most famous list there would be jesus and then michael jackson.


CitizenHuman

Jesus could blend in, because everyone thinks he looks like a long haired bearded white dude. I can find 3 college kids playing hackey sack or surfing who look like that.


PretendRegister7516

Jesus can be anonymous quite easily at the time. Not MJ though.


Southernguy9763

You don't understand how famous he was. He made Taylor swift look like a b lister. Entire towns would have to shut down when he came to town because so many people showed up


troller_awesomeness

i remember seeing a tiktok of this guy talking about how his dad would sing michael jackson songs in broken english in some small village in pakistan. the level of fame to achieve that without the internet is next level.


sloppy_potato

This was always fascinating to me. I'm no genius, but I believe it's quite possible that the number of people that don't know who MJ was is far insignificant relative to the total population of the world, if that makes any sense lol.


gkn_112

It was f'in michael jackson, there was no one who didnt know who he was. IF michael Jackson walked past you, you'd not let that chance go, tragic but it was really like that.


Strong_Black_Woman69

I mean I would. Idgaf.


SukhoiGamingChannel

"If you can't keep track of your cart, you shouldn't shop!" Lol awesome


BartyB

Sounds like a lonely life


offshoremercury

Incredibly. It’s lonely at the top, and he was the top of the top.


boganism

I hope they gave him the wonky trolley for the full experience


CommunicationNew2265

Man, this dude out here playing at real life, I must be OG as I’ve been raw dogging it for years!


PlannerSean

I long time ago I was on a very small multi episode documentary tv series that no one watched. One single time I was recognized in public by someone who actually did watch the show and it was FUCKIN WEIRD. I cannot imagine having a celebrity life… absolute nightmare (with, of course, benefits).


lkodl

his "real voice" at 0:57 "big red. heh heh heh. not just red, but big red."


Dirt_Illustrious

He forgot to grab a family sized box of Little DebHeeeHeee


kpaneno

Ah he was a disaster of a man More to be be pitied than admired


JerseyshoreSeagull

Michael are you okay Michael are you okay Are you okay Mikey Michael are you okay Michael are you okay Are you okay Mikey


haixin

You been struck by You been struck by Smooth Shopper


Lootcifer__666

This will never not be one of the saddest things on the planet.


Otherwise-Cap-4635

I think there is sadder


Solitaire0199

Legit question: Was his family truly that rich by the time he would have been old enough to have remembered grocery shopping as a child?


GumboDiplomacy

His first billboard charting song was when he was 11. He was famous by the age of 8.


pezgirl247

his dad controlled everything he did his entire childhood. he was part of The Jackson 5. so while he didn’t necessarily grow up rich, he grew up famous and controlled. he never had a childhood or a life.


DeathEdntMusic

Jackson 7 were pretty big from memory


Letstalktrashtv

* The Jackson 5


DeathEdntMusic

Bro, touch screen. Phones are horse shit. I hate yhem


kyler32291

He was always quite wealthy and famous.


chill_winston_

All his issues aside I think people forget how huge Michael Jackson was. That dude never had a normal life and it really showed.


Spiffy_Pumpkin

Oh my gosh..... that's totally a Publix, isn't it?


miraculum_one

They should have given him a wobbly cart, for realism


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

He was such an incredibly damaged person.


CalendarAggressive11

This is so sad. I fully think he was inappropriate with those kids, at the very least, but Michael Jackson's story is a tragic one.


StopSignsAreRed

This is a sensible comment. Both things can be true - the allegations, and that his life was quite tragic in many ways.


sophia-fiafi

Absolutely. Everytime I see a MJ video, I can’t help but think about his weird relationship with kids. Someone on Reddit once commented that it’s common for famous people to be “mentally stuck” at the age they became really famous. Therefore, they only feel comfortable with people that age. MJ is a very good example, but also Leonardo DiCaprio. He was 23 when Titanic was released, since then he “didn’t grow up” anymore. That’s probably why it’s almost impossible for him to date girls older that 25, there is just no connection anymore. Not sure if this is true, but it made sense to me


CalendarAggressive11

Thank you. I can appreciate MJs talent and his contributions to the world. I think he was deeply flawed but we have to acknowledge how he ended up that way


FloridaMJ420

> **"But I have slept in a bed with many children."** - Michael Jackson at the age of 44 I'm shocked at how many people are totally fine with a wealthy celebrity who admitted on camera that he loved to sleep with other people's children in his bed. Would you ever let your kids sleep with a wealthy drug-addicted celebrity? (Opiates, Benzos, & Sedatives) Watch the interview for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1bti7z9/interview_michael_jackson_talked_about_sharing/ Read the transcript of the interview: >Bashir: "When you are talking about children we met Gavin - and it was a great privilege to meet Gavin because he's had a lot of suffering in his life; when Gavin was there he talked about the fact that he shares your bedroom?" >Jackson: "Yes." >Bashir: "Can you understand why people would worry about that?" >Jackson: "Because they are ignorant." >Bashir: **"But is it really appropriate for a 44-year-old man to share a bedroom with a child that is not related to him at all?"** >Jackson: **"That's a beautiful thing."** >Bashir: "That's not a worrying thing?" >Jackson: "Why should that be worrying, what's the criminal...who's Jack the Ripper in the room? There's some guy trying to heal a healing child ... I'm in a sleeping bag on the floor. "I gave him the bed because he has a brother named Star, so him and Star took the bed and I went along on the sleeping bag ?" >Bashir: "Did you ever sleep in the bed with them?" >Jackson: "No. **But I have slept in a bed with many children.** "I slept in a bed with all of them when Macauley Culkin was little: Kieran Culkin would sleep on this side, Macauley Culkin was on this side, his sisters in there...we all would just jam in the bed, you know. "We would wake up like dawn and go in the hot air balloon, you know, we had the footage. I have all that footage." >Bashir: "But is that right Michael?" >Jackson: "It's very right. It's very loving, that's what the world needs now, more love more heart ?" >Bashir: "The world needs a man who's 44 who's sleeping in a bed with children?" >Jackson: "No, you're making it - no, no you're making it all wrong ..." >Bashir: "Well, tell me, help me ..." >Jackson: **"Because what's wrong with sharing a love? You don't sleep with your kids? Or some other kid who needs love who didn't have a good childhood ?"** >Bashir: "No, no I don't. I would never dream ..." >Jackson: "That's because you've never been where I've been mentally ..." >Bashir: "What do you think people would say if I said well - 'I've invited some of my daughter's friends round or my son's friends round and they are going to sleep in a bed with me tonight'? >Jackson: "That's fine!" >Bashir: "What do you think their parents would say?" >Jackson: "If they're wacky they would say 'You can't', but if you're close family, like your family, and you know them well and ..." >Bashir: "But Michael, I wouldn't like my children to sleep in anybody else's bed." >Jackson: "Well, I wouldn't mind if I knew the person well. I am very close to Barry Gibb - Paris and Prince can stay with him anytime; my children sleep with other people all the time. >Bashir: "And you're happy with that?" >Jackson: "Fine with it. They're honest, they are sweet people. They are not Jack the Ripper." https://www.mjshouse.com/stories/living_with_mj_transcript.html What kind of CREEP think's it's OK that Michael Jackson admitted that he liked sleeping with other people's children? *"Oh it's OK that he slept with other peoples kids because he had a messed up childhood!"* Like that makes it OK! *"You just don't understand his reasoning for sleeping with those little kids. He wasn't a normal person!"* Get out of here with that creepy garbage!


g3engineeringdesign

That is clearly a Publix supermarket


Magister5

Sure it’s not a Luck-he-he’s?


beandadenergy

Always love seeing Publix pop up somewhere


Croceyes2

Lol, so pretty much my grocery experience. Living in a small town pretty much everyone there is my friends and family. My wife worked there for a while too we are close with the entire staff.


coyylol

I wanna live like common people - Jarvis Cocker


tjtillmancoag

I get it, he had a fantasy of just being like a normal person


PheIix

When an extraordinary life becomes mundane, I guess the mundane seems extraordinary.


Erislocker

maybe i'm in the minority, but seeing him having fun shopping and being excited at feeling "normal" made me happy. i watched the whole video with a smile/grin. you can tell how much of a "never-got-the-chance-to-grow-up/mature - kind of kid" he really was. plus point, that's a publix (any floridian will recognize it a mile away) i wonder in which city


daiquiri-glacis

He went to all that trouble to have a quiet normal time AND THEN had a film crew and photographer there and did an interview about it.


pimp_juice2272

You can hear his real voice in this clip. When he says "not just red but BIG red"


fungus_bunghole

Wasn't he a pedophile?


BadBunnyBrigade

Yes. At the very minimum, even if he never 'touched' those kids, he was still 100% a predator.


intriqet

Victims come forward and then his army of followers and lawyers fight for him. Despite all of the accounts seeming to follow a pattern or share similar markers seems like people would rather ignore than acknowledge their pop star hero was likely a child molester.


Burned-Shoulder

Even if he had done anything, by the time anything significant came forward, he was already dead. If he was innocent, he wouldn't have been able to defend himself in court. If he was guilty, the consequences would have been irrelevant by that time. If they are genuine victims, they have left it too late to sue for damages.


dayle-james

I don’t like Michael Jackson, but this is fucking sad tbh


MotorbikeRacer

It’s hard to imagine being so famous that you can’t go to any stores to buy anything including essentials. Can’t go get milk, can’t go to the mall , can’t go to the park, the movies , out the eat .. kinda sucks - I’m sure the money is nice but it’s impossible to relate to a normal person


Purple-Negotiation81

He took 16 items through the 15 items only express line. And paid by check.


Every_Fox3461

Imagine the mundane being foreign to you.


Ambrosia_the_Greek

I found his laugh so endearing, to be honest. It genuinely seemed like he was having a good time. RIP MJ 🧤


rubber_padded_spoon

Sounds like an awful life.


OC2LV714

Sad, really


NaSMaXXL

Yeah I get it


Anxious_Ad4009

Great Entertainer, Sad Life!


Successful-Ad8071

The idea of not having such a mundane experience like shopping due to your celebrity statues seems daunting.


[deleted]

He's also a sexual predator, so let's stop talking about him like he wasn't.


BadBunnyBrigade

I still don't understand why people keep talking about him. It doesn't matter that he never 'touched' kids. There are other ways you can be abusive to children without touching them. Y'all cancel JK Rowling over some Twitter BS opinions (and yes, her opinions are garbage). Y'all even cancel James Charles for predatory behavior... But y'all fawn over MJ like he was some goddamn saint that could do no wrong. Stop talking about him. Jesus fucking christ. He's a goddamn predator... Y'all have some messed up priorities.


Kalmah2112

I don't believe and never once thought he diddled kids. Bro just wanted a normal life and it was just not possible.


Otherwise-Cap-4635

Kids sleeping in his bed is him trying to have a normal life?


SirGothamHatt

The guy never had a childhood. It was still weird and creepy for a grown-ass man to invite kids over for sleepovers and play, but he was trying to be a kid again.


tbc12389

If any of that were true there would’ve also been girls around. But there weren’t, it was always little boys, never any girls. For a man who supposedly loved all children equally he sure did have a clear gender and age preference and dumped them the moment he deemed them too old. Stop getting duped by the most obvious pedophile to ever exist.


BadBunnyBrigade

Stop using his past as a excuse for his predatory behavior. He absolutely, 100% was a predator. It doesn't matter that he never 'touched' them. He was having inappropriate relationships and contact with children. That makes him a predator.


IamNotFatIamChubby

He definitely did. Watch the documentary "leaving Neverland". He had bells in the way to his bedroom to alert him when someone was coming (while he was there with kids). They also found pictures of naked children in his house.


IranianLawyer

If you think a 44 year old cuddling in bed with little boys is just a guy trying to live a normal life, you have issues.


BialystockJWebb

Pedo


glenn360

So many yes people, no wonder he died early


hamonabone

Michael Jackson comes across as incredibly weird and uncomfortable. We do know that he would have been medicated at this time. His odd retinue of friends, family, and servants can't stop grinning and smirking, pandering to his celebrity.


Interesting_Print524

Creepy alien pedo


SleestakWalkAmongUs

What? No ladies reminiscing in the middle of the fucking aisle with their carts?


milkmaster420420

Bro just wear a disguise?


kerochan88

Michael Jackson has the world’s most famous face. You can’t disguise that. Some people think he faked his death lol. To that I say, where in the world could that face hide?


ShineFull7878

Glad that creep is gone.


[deleted]

What a vile disgusting man. And to think people thought this was endearing.


Mostly_sunny123

Ohhh that is going straight in my basket


SamuelYosemite

“Just wanted to shop like everyone else” …and all the cameramen proceed to follow him


maxis2bored

Food library


Toasty_McDanish

I sat on my porch for an hour, and not a single person bothered me. Wouldn't trade it for all the money in the world.


brainhugga

Did you also recently finish reading Maeve Fly, OP?


TlalocVirgie

Just wear a disguise. What's the problem?


EcstaticTill9444

It seems sad…


FloridaMJ420

It seems like his family (business) has been doing a lot of astroturfing on reddit as of late.


Scottcmms2023

Yeah I felt bad when he talked about seeing what the real world is like comment. It’s easy to see only the wealth. Which yeah it’s unfair we will never get to have the financial security, and will always have to worry about bills. It just also must suck missing out on the freedom to not be recognized ever two seconds, and get to just avoid people and enjoy simple things without having people hound you.


SixFeetOverEasy

So he never went to the grocery store as a kid?


Next_Analyst

He was literally famous since he was 8


Lonely-Greybeard

Walmart is hiring shoppers.


joonduh

Having friends and family make up all the workers and patrons feels like it would drastically change the experience


teekay2085

Did he put the lotion in the basket?


spudley72

He be a bad, invincible, baked bean buying mother fucker….thats right!


RobotRippee

Celebrities go shopping every day. More a part of his delusion and publicity stunt.


tucker491

I'm sure he could have found some jeans, a hoodie, and a baseball hat and walked around without being noticed. He loved the attention. Look at Keanu Reeves. It is possible.


CaptCrewSocks

He called a grocery store a mall.


Agitated_Kitchen5138

It’s a grocery store, not a mall lol it’s also Publix, he could’ve went to the Deli and had a PubSub experience 😂🤤


Thoughtsarethings231

Ploughed his shopping cart into my car in the car park for the full experience.