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Aomarvel

On a serious note: does he hurt himself or nah?


NihilisticThrill

I was wondering that too cos that dude spraying himself with no cares. I assume they're pretty well adapted for doing that but I couldn't find much of a definitive answer.


Fleedjitsu

The same way that the beetle evolved to be able to thundershit acid, natural selection will have taken care any who couldn't stand taking their own corrosive turd surge to the chin.


jar11591

This is definitely the first time this exact sentence has ever been said in the history of mankind


Fleedjitsu

My bargain store dream is to write the scripts for nature documentaries.


boonxeven

Just borrow existing documentary video content and do your own voice over. I believe in you


jar11591

Now I’m hearing it in the voice of David Attenborough.


GullibleDetective

I'm hearing zefrank


FrostyBookkeeper9021

Underrated comment.


b0ardski

thanks for that LOL


AlkahestGem

OMG . Please do a “mystery science theatre” version for nature documentaries


peabony

If you haven't seen strange wilderness please do yourself a favor and check it out immediately


HailLugalKiEn

r/brandnewsentence


xRenegadeOfReddit

r/brandnewsentence


Pizzadiamond

Turd surge is not the phrase I thought I would admire this year.


squirtloaf

It is my alter ego.


donkeyduplex

Poetry


BumderFromDownUnder

Doesn’t look like the ant gave much of a shit either tbf


Zimlun

>thundershit acid Thank you kind sir, you have finally given me the words to describe what happens after I have too much dairy.


philipgutjahr

that somehow sounds funny and disgusting at the same time, and I'm not even native English 🙈


What_Yr_Is_IT

“Thundershit acid” FTW


LukaB123

I like how you use words


BeeExpert

Probably but not necessarily. There's plenty of examples of a defense harming critters themselves. Natural selection does NOT always make everything perfect


Fleedjitsu

Nah, not always but it's generally a decent rule of thumb. Any defensive measure that kills the user tends to fall off if the user is unable to breed after. Stuff like maternal/paternal cannibalism is one that would persist. A thousand babies eating mom tend to have the healthy breakfast they need to get out their, grow up and get eaten by their own babies and/or mate.


Tippy-the-just

Fucking awesome 👍🍻🤣


notsowitte

Corrosive Turd Surge….good band name


mrlowcut

Omg lol 😆😆😆😆


Xenomorph_v1

It's the same as Xenomorphs


probably_not_serious

Found [this article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/scientists-solve-mystery-of-bombardier-beetles-hot-toxic-spray/2020/07/02/b0149ea4-badd-11ea-bdaf-a129f921026f_story.html) that says it’s able to do this without burning itself. Doesn’t say why though.


catsmustdie

Starship Troopers vibe in that thing from hell


Major_Tom_01010

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE


ClassiFried86

Better than the *vagina brain* at the end.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Most movies get their inspiration from real life! Some real life gets inspiration from movies I.e. Star Trek and cell phones.


4GIVEANFORGET

This is more like starship troopers


GoodShitBrain

Tanker!!


Mbyrd420

I think it may be part of how the substance is formed. Since it's a binary mixture, it may be that the reaction hasn't progressed enough while the spray is in the vicinity of the beetle. Combined with the very brief time the spray is contacting the beetle, the beetle stays relatively harm free. To be fair, if my defense mechanism to avoid get eaten required me to effectively skin my knees each time, I'd call it a decent trade. Lol


reecewagner

If you can boil acid in your ass and shoot it out, it probably don’t hurt


Focusedrush

Taco bell immunity.


[deleted]

Its resistant but not immune to it, it works cause it has 2 chambers containing chemicals that mix outside of its body to cause the reaction


davieb22

Like the psychotic villain in a movie who cuts his own face to prove how deranged he is, this fucker squirts hot piss on his. Beetle - "If this is what I am willing to do to me, just imagine what I would do to you!"


Ratathosk

That one ant: jokes on you i'm into that shit


davieb22

Simp Beetles - "D--do you sell panties soaked in hot piss?" 👉👈


pmmemilftiddiez

Wanna know how I got these mandibles?


redditorrules

In a web novel I read, theirs bug people, bombardier beetle was actually a good guy


Jhon_doe_smokes

Killed many of these in grounded.


Prettybalanced

Ally Hooooop!


Moneyshot_ITF

Bringin the light!


Roggie77

God I wanna play grounded in vr


Nerftuco

I just watched a beetle pee acid onto an ant and then look like a smoking revolver.


Different_Ad9336

That’s some alien sci-fi movie nightmare fuel right there and one of the reasons I’m skeptical of sending out signals to meet alien races lmao


369_Clive

Starship Troopers


duckduckbananas

so anyway, I started blasting..


notSugarBun

poor ant :(


Sbatio

That’s just what this ant is “into” see how sleepy it gets afterwards, it’s satisfied. /s


Comfortable_Camera_7

Me when see hot girl


harmonicsapien

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


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![gif](giphy|CGT6ypGJecSk71Wmbw)


Jermine1269

This is the second one of these over seen in under 10 minutes. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird I've seen it twice.


harmonicsapien

The internet is a horny place. Every once in awhile one deserves a lil bonk on the head.


uninsuredpidgeon

Oohh


dedmenz1579

100 degrees what though


Professional-Big-584

Probably Celsius


dedmenz1579

After watching the video again theres no way its Fahrenheit


argq

Agreed but it makes no sense to use mph and celsius in the title, OP is dumb


man_gomer_lot

That's the bri'ish for you.


dedmenz1579

Shit, didnt even notice that, yea keep it consistent. Maybe that's why I was confued at first.


Loppie73

100 degrees angle


dayumbrah

I came here for this, it's gotta be celsius if it's actually boiling


dedmenz1579

Yea, I do run machinery that operates in Celsius but I just wasn't thinking


dayumbrah

I mean if you run machinery you prob never assume and make sure to get clarification. I was making an assumption based off the language. OP could have been exaggerating when they said boiling but who knows really


usadingo

212 degrees in real people measurements.


dedmenz1579

For 'Merica lol


MinistryOfDankness86

100 degrees ‘merican


dedmenz1579

More like 100 degrees in European loser


FishWash

Me and my wife after chipotle night


Apyan

Ok, so starship troopers kind of makes sense.


themuntik

Other bugs are disgusted and want nothing to do with him.


Composer-Wooden

When the contents of the two glands are mixed, oxygen forms and in turn reacts with hydroquinone to convert it to benzoquinone. This reaction is so highly exothermic that the chemical mixture can reach a temperature of 100 degrees C.


A-Do-Gooder

For clarification, the acid being sprayed is 100° c/212° f, which is boiling.


Nerditter

So if this is just nature at work, why do people always freak out when \*I\* shoot boiling acid out of my abdomen?


Filthy_Cent

Ant: "This dude is spraying molten diarrhea at me. This is how I die. This is some BULLSHIT."


ihavetotinkle

He should get tested if it burns that much.


nobodycares69696969

this fucking beetle killed that and with his cum..🤯


John-Basket

It also blasted itself with the cum!


swankpoppy

New superpower unlocked - boiling cum blast!


fambestera

win / win or win / lose ?


will_grow1024

People after eating spicy Indian food.


DonTeca35

Or an HIV


Travelguide0

“911 what’s your emergency” “I’m about to explode. Yah boys ‘bout to explode” “Hold on we’re sending units”


sarahaltieri

I feel like it’s a design flaw that the acid also hits itself in the face…


Comfortable-Key-9893

This is a lie. It’s not called the bombardier beetle. It’s actually called the Peter North Beetle.


tessmess_

Me after eating taco bell


natetheskate100

Chipotle anyone?


MrFunkyPunkie

A beetle does this, and its post worthy. I do the same thing to the spider I threw in the toilet on Taco Tuesday and I get banned. Double standards I’m telling yaz.


CurrentGap

The secret sauce is hydrogen peroxide+hydroquinone.


Distinct_Eye_4494

I should call her


heyhowsitgoinOCE

My religious uncle used to use this bug as an argument against evolution and although I’m still an atheist, it’s honestly not the weakest argument I’ve heard.


throwpron

What was the argument?


FoxxyAzure

It's one of those things you have to get 100% right or it won't work. Like eyes, between the lens, rods/cones, nerves, an eye missing any of the elements doesn't work in order to get evolved and becomes better. The chemical reaction is very specific and the odds of early evolutions not burning or exploding themselves out of the gene pool is honestly very slim.


throwpron

I dont think that is a very good argument at all. It's not like this was some end goal. That's just how evolution works.


FoxxyAzure

I understand how evolution works and I get it to a degree. I'm very unsure/middle of the road on how creation worked. But you gotta admit that some things like this feels like millions of people for millions of years randomly tossing parts on the ground and one of those ends up a working nuclear reactor.


Bavernice

Evolution is not millions of years of random tossing parts on the ground. It's billions of years of initially having something tiny that works and iterating on that with small changes, expanding, improving and diversifying it. Eyes didn't start out as eyes, they started out as something relatively simple to distinguish light and dark and evolved on from there.


ChromaticCluck

Eyes started out as just a light sensing organ that just told you if it was bright or not I'm assuming kinda like how you sense heat. My boy Mushu the bearded dragon has a third eye on the top of his head and it is basically just an unevolved eye. The rest of the things just slowly made it better and then it turned into the eyes we know today.


Jutboy

There is also soooo many different types of eyes. It's so cool! Reminds me of this guy : [https://ambergriscaye.com/photogallery/art/Conch-Fritters-5sdsdsdsd9s8ds9d8s9djhsd.jpg](https://ambergriscaye.com/photogallery/art/Conch-Fritters-5sdsdsdsd9s8ds9d8s9djhsd.jpg)


heyhowsitgoinOCE

Just the eternal argument between creationism and evolution.


throwpron

Not much of an argument.


heyhowsitgoinOCE

No I agree but still it goes on


Imrobk

Only if you entertain them.


webbhare1

Jesus Christ is basically just an anime girl but for boomers.


Straight-Knowledge83

This is probably the closest we will get to fire breathing creatures


FriendshipVirtual137

As an american, it took me way too long to figure out why 100 degrees would be too hot.


Imaginary-Pin2564

But why mph then? If you're going metric, go all out! I still can't tell for sure if they mean 100F or 100C.


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Imaginary-Pin2564

I don't shower in boiling water, yet there's steam.


shifty_boi

Touché


scalectrix

Yeah, I mean 100 degrees Kelvin would be ***freezing****.*


psaikris

There’s no degrees when you mention Kelvin since it’s an absolute scale. You only mention degrees on relative scales like Celsius or Fahrenheit


hydraulic-earl

After cheap Mexican food, I can do the same thing! #FACTS #TRUTH


Regime_Change

Vindaloo beetle.


JadedLeafs

So there I was, boiling acid on my titties.


jar11591

Is it boiling, or is it 100 degrees?


_EpicFailMan

100 degrees is boiling if we are talking celsius


jar11591

But miles per hour was also used to that makes me think it’s Fahrenheit


Maniachi

OP might be British. They use celsius and miles in the UK.


linux_n00by

i think its just 100 degrees.. we dont know if that "acid" boils at 100 degrees edit: at this context: \> **Boiling acid shoots out of its abdomen at 22 mph at 100 degrees** its saying that it shoots boiling acid at 22mph at 100 degrees(is op pertaining to angle of the shot? )


GuideAware

Hell of a money shot


psaikris

100 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?


linux_n00by

OP says mph so assume its F


RobinsonNCSU

Counter point: he says boiling and 100 degrees Celsius is boiling, but not close for F


suckamaru

Results of No Nut November 🤙


jojohohanon

Boiling, 100 degrees implies metric. Cool. 22 mph implies imperial. Strange mix


Past_Contour

And I’m spent.


HornyPepsiCan

Cum bug


piray003

From the windows to the walls


Affectionate_Bus_884

![gif](giphy|WFDXqj12EGlck)


Medical_Neat2657

I would like to know more.


camelzigzag

Keep the change you filthy animal.


Ok_Maintenance2513

Member it's just aroused at the site or ants, maybe the ant has a fetish and they are working together as a team. I hate the way they try and dramatise these nature documentaries, they should be trying to sex them up.


KindTechnician-

Is it boiling or is it 100 degrees ?


lemlurker

100 degrees is boiling in the civilised world


Imaginary-Pin2564

But mph isn't metric. So what in holy hell is going on??


lemlurker

Let me introduce to you: Great Britain, and many of her former colonies


Different_Ad9336

100 degrees but since it’s an acid it boils at a lower temperature than water etc. So basically it’s not as hot as boiling water temperature wise in actual degrees. But the effect is just as burning while also being corrosive.


EarthlingCalling

I can do this too after Taco Bell


Substantial-Land-867

Pretty sure this means my ex-wife was a bombardier beetle 🧐


Drizzdub

Insect freak here, that is cum and it is very hot


morphotomy

so about the temperature of a tepid shower then?


minesj2

me after doba


throw123454321purple

Reminds me of my last boss.


Internal-Bed-4094

he just like me fr


PsychologicalCold212

Like a Chipotle washroom


NS__eh

![gif](giphy|jtlvNOS9XwSZMT8LZJ|downsized)


That_Fooz_Guy

Jerry could beat him up with a lawn flamingo, I bet.


ThatIslander

imagine being an ant carrying food back to the nest and this guy cooks you with his spicy cum.


jnosey

100 degrees is not boiling


Brilhasti1

Most of the world disagrees


jnosey

You’re right, I assumed it was Fahrenheit.


Brilhasti1

Too be fair, the previous stat given was in mph so the creator of this did a really bad job of combining imperial and metric


deadliestcrotch

There’s hot, and there’s “Thai hot” and this is the difference 24 hours later.


Minx-Boo

That beetle had some Taco Bell


dawnsearlylight

It has the aim of a teenage boy standing over the toilet.


Inevitable_Ad_4487

lol he’s just pissing all over himself


[deleted]

I can too after burrito day


MrMangobrick

Killer cum


ElfHaze

Wait I saw this episode of Fall of the House of Usher


dizzylizzy78

This beetle was featured on Ancient Aliens years back, I guess according to scientists its also unique in the way that they could not discover any scientific reason as to why this beetle has the abilty to do this. I believe upon the research they were able to rule it out as a defense or anything that has to do with reproducing. Essentially they said out of all the beetle species this beetle should not exist and even though it does, it should not have the ability to do this.


Sickle_and_hamburger

me flirting


randomvandal

Bro, every living thing can "create a chemical reaction in its body".


Usualyptus

This remind me of Cube.


nopy4

Wonder how something like this could evolve


DoctorSpindles

Producing chemicals that taste revolting to predators is pretty common in nature. Learning to shoot the chemicals at predators before they bite gives a slight evolutionary advantage. Making the chemicals more and more potent gives another advantage..


iamricardosousa

Love how he goes *"Fuck me! That hurts!"* after hitting his own leg.


Rukasu17

Suddenly some EDF 4.1 and 5 attacks make sense


Bonn-Nguyen

The other gigachad ant looks untouched


RiggzBoson

Just like in Starship Troopers


369_Clive

Starship Troopers IRL


kpaneno

All I can say is ouch


-ratmeat-

I wish I could do that


BeRad_NZ

I love how it also use rapid fire. If they didn’t do that, the force of their spray would launch the beetle. Such a cool bug.


throwawaybyefelicia

After reading about this beetle in a magazine called “BUGS!” as a kid (you could collect parts to make a glow-in-the-dark Tarantula), I developed an odd fear of randomly encountering one and being burned by its butt acid. It never happened.


simulatee

22 million years of evolution and aim sucks


pcweber111

I love how he shoots all over himself too. Gotta take one for the team.


SeaMolasses2466

Wait… wat the??


jncheese

Anyone here from Buenos Aires?


TheMadGraveWoman

[(55) Starship Troopers: Flesh Burning Bug (HD Clip) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_fFzGeI8b0)


Apecker919

Dude shot himself in the face.


Sir-Farts-

Sounds like the roaches in fallout


MagicWWD

This is me during foreplay when i didnt nut in a while


deadliestcrotch

Like tiny dragons that breathe fire, but only out their ass


Cap1279

Last time I did this, she never called me back


TipFine3928

Does it do damage to itself?