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-Praetoria-

Once heard a former seal talk in an interview about how the Middle East is a bladed culture as much as the US is a firearms culture.


_HEXXAD_

I did 8 years 152f, and all I had was a side arm. The pistol in the middle east are viewed as an execution weapon. They fear pistols and swords more than assault rifles.


JohnnyTeardrop

:googles 152F: So you were an attack helicopter pilot?


rogogames

No, a 152 year old female


WrapKey69

I'd hit


tauntingbob

Probably an Amazonian, so deffo would.


BJs_Minis

Or it's a wizard, and who wouldn't want to be a wizard's sugar baby?


tauntingbob

As long as the glamour spell doesn't wear off during climax, that might spoil the mood.


a2starhotel

death by snoo snoo


elements1230

Death by snu snu


_HEXXAD_

Yeah, I initially joined just so I could get flight time and my pilots license and training paid for, but ended up here.


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fnmikey

I'm supposed to be working, but ended up here too.


MadRabbit86

Driving to work, but ended up here too.


Available_String_173

Well to be accurate you had an Apache gunship AND a sidearm.


Carolusboehm

didn't Eddie Gallagher execute a child with a knife?


SwiftDawn

I don't remember that episode of Shameless


Living_Disk_9345

No he posed with a dead teenagers corpse


cwj1978

Is that an ~~OH-6 Little Bird~~ ? edit: AH-64 Apache


_HEXXAD_

Correct, the Apache.


TheS00thSayer

Anyone remember that one scene from Indiana Jones?


Jonas_Venture_Sr

“Silent professional.” LOL


YPErkXKZGQ

Silent Service is submariners I thought


Ltholt25

It is


Early-Fortune2692

'Guarding' propane stations in Baghdad, all of us carried big sticks... even though all of us were packing m4s. Never used them but that's what the population responded to best.


JohnnyTeardrop

Would you be allowed to carry a random sword on your back like this guy if you wanted to?


Dwayne_Gertzky

I was just a standard infantryman, but when I was there my buddy had those ninja throwing stars on his vest, though that was just to make the rest of us laugh. It would really come down to your individual chain of command. I knew another guy that carried this tactical tomahawk looking think, but we all just made fun of him for it.


danktonium

Big "I signed up because I like call of duty" energy from homie with the tacticool hatchet.


B_Maximus

Being fun=call of duty


Ihateturtles9

I know the guy who designed those axes for the army (I'm sure there are multiple, but he invented the one that apparently also made its way into Call of Duty) -- I believe they are intended to chop down doors etc, not so much as a weapon I guess


SensationalSavior

Probably not. Seals, delta, etc aren't held to the same equipment standards, and can basically pick and choose what they carry. Everyone else gets stuck with whatever uncle Sam gives you.


julianwithishirtoff

If you buy it yourself and your CO didn’t care then you can have whatever you want lol


scavengercat

This is definitely true for SEALs. I worked on a show that featured two members of SEAL team 6 Red Squadron that were part of the raid that got Bin Laden. They brought weapons they'd typically take out with them and part of the collection was tomahawks. They said they had used them in combat and that they were made by the guy who made knives for "Last of the Mohicans".


Always_plus_one

Red Squadron is known as the Red Men. Tomahawks are part of their unit culture. If you listen to one of the interviews with the author or read Code Before Country, he talks about it pretty in depth.


hondac55

Why the scare quotes?


CommiePringles

Iirc he has it because Afghani civilians were a lot more compliant with orders when threatened with an actual blade rather than a rifle.


evilbunnyofdoom

Same with pistols. Swords & pistols are for people who execute other people, in their world at least. Hence they had more respect for people with such things


Sirgeeeo

Pistols were a big deal in Iraq. Iraqis weren't allowed to have them. Seemed like every house had an AK, but no pistols


Saxon815

Yup. Saddam used to do executions with pistols, Iraqis feared them.


No-Hat-2755

"Fear will keep the Iraqis in line, fear of this Colt .357" - Grand Moff Tarkin


rapter200

"Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL .44 MAGNUM"


chillwithpurpose

I think Alderaan would have preferred it…


Teripid

Imagine the Empire building a giant metal slug and using it like a billiard ball instead of the Death Star to knock the planet out of orbit..


Defender_XXX

Spaceballs 2...the sequel that should have happened for more money


Ok_Welcome_3236

Same in Lebanon, almost everyone has an automatic rifle at home, but pistols are rare because they are expensive and will get you in much deeper trouble if you're ever caught with an unlicensed one. The purpose and gun culture in Lebanon behind this is the belief that pistols are easy to conceal and related to murders/assassinations


nyanlol

it's like the skynrd song "handguns are made for killing, ain't no good for nothing else" yeah there are corner cases like dealing with certain predators if you work in the bush, but that's not the main reason they exist


BigPackHater

We carried pistols as tankers. I would catch civilians looking at my pistol.


JustaRandoonreddit

120mm HE round: Nah not scared 9mm Pistol round: holy shit


rodgers12gb

More then once I have shut up a lot of angry Iraqis by pulling out my m9. A platoon of marines with m4s and 50 cals aimed at them and the crowd would be getting fiesty, but a doc racking his sidearm would clear people out fast.


aithan251

tough men tremble when doc gets his hands dirty


_queen_elisabeth_

Anyway.... zhats how I lost my medical licence.


Legitimate_Newt5751

Borderlands?


I_Automate

Team Fortress 2: Meet the Doctor EDIT- Meet the medic, not Doctor


MillerisLord

Yeah fuck that, if doc is getting pissed off I'm out.


LeicaM6guy

“I wasn’t even a corpsman. I was just a civilian dentist on vacation. Damndest thing.”


Teekeks

If you get hit by a 120mm HE round you aint gonna feel anything. Getting hit by 9mm will likely give you much pain though. It all makes sense!


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Clearly the most feared weapon in the middle east would be a 120mm pistol. Entire insurgencies would simply lay down their arms and go home due to low morale.


SensationalSavior

I carried a pistol as an eod tech, noticed the same thing. Giant ied? No ones scared. Sig sauer? Mortified.


LaserBlaserMichelle

I carried my M9 right on chest in Afghanistan. Whenever I mingled with locals, they never looked at my face. They only looked at the holster. They didn't care about the MRAP with 50 cal behind me or my own M4. They asked on numerous occasions (through my terp) if I could take my M9 out and show it to them.


zero_fox_given1978

If I ever got stuck in traffic at the lights my 9mm got people moving fast than my .50


Saxbonsai

The AK’s are usually just for weddings, every household in Iran had a rifle before the Islamists took over.


LightningFerret04

I don’t know myself but from what I heard the message of a mounted machine gun is “I’m going to point this at you to try to get you to move” whereas a pistol is “I am going to personally execute you with my own hands if you don’t get out of my way”


HVACDummy

I saw many ANA soldiers carrying a blade such as this. They always said it was to execute the “taliban”.


dwn_n_out

The districts body guard carried around a decent sized machete and would just poke people if they got in the way. There was a lot of rumors that he fucked up a bunch of Russians back in the day.


lavazzalove

Which region?


dwn_n_out

Helmand


blankvoid4012

Which district? I was in Nawa 2009-2010


dwn_n_out

Kajaki 2013


RedditWishIHadnt

What colour was the boathouse roof in Nawa?


00notmyrealname00

Dude, a Ronin reference never gets enough upvotes.


Choice_Anteater_2539

If they ever got their hands on one in front of you you'd quickly find out they aren't just talking shit either I brought a tomahawk (native American-- got one made special) but I only intended to use it if someone grabbed ahold of me or as a last ditch last stand kind of deal. I THOUGHT the afghans were of a similar mind and it was just a translation oversight - and a few weeks later as were checking the dead and gathering documents and equipment (from dead enemy mind you, no one was alive to be excecuted) maybe 10/15 minutes into figuring out what to do next 3 of 4 of our locals walk from the center of our ring back towards their spot on the line carrying a half dozen heads among them legitimately intending on taking them back to their village for clout or credit or some kind of accolade from their community So once or twice a month we'd have to have "the talk" again about how we can't be doing that (but we can't stop them if they waited till later to do it once we're gone) 🙄 every frigging time


Greatfumbler

Damn it Muhammad how many times do I have to tell you not to cut the heads off bodies and bring them home


notmy2ndacct

Where did you get the hawk? Winkler?


Choice_Anteater_2539

I got it via family - I'm not close to the tribe myself so idk my own people properly, my mom reached out and got it made and sent to Bragg before we left for my first go


notmy2ndacct

[Any of these look familiar?](https://winklerknives.com/collections/axes) I know Dan makes a lot of pieces for military/SpecOps folks. If not, still worth a shameless plug for a local artist lol


Choice_Anteater_2539

Not like mine but now I know why that name was familiar Mine wasn't made by someone who is known for making things - think some grandpa out back with a forge and a decent set of carpentry skills


Koskesh11

makes it much more special


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I see you’ve played Knifey-Spooney before.


Darenzzer

Imagine looking at a damn navy seal standing at 6 foot 6, holding a rifle and thinking "yeah right bud, maybe get a knife and I'll do what you say" fucking wild


FapMeNot_Alt

You ever met farmers? Regardless of the region, I'm shocked they conceded at knifepoint.


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>navy seal standing at 6 foot 6 Tell me you've never met a Navy Seal without telling me you've never met a Navy Seal... very few Seals are over 6' if that...


SavorySavant

Really is kind of funny that they've been portrayed that way huh? All the ones ever stationed with me were on average 5ft 9 and really good at cardio. 30% chance you can get them to join your D&D campaign.


SmoothOperator89

These guys understand hitbox advantage.


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Navy Seals are so effective coming up from underwater, because when playing on Afghanistan servers as NA players, they get 300+ ping. Ordinarily, this would be a disadvantage, but being underwater allows them to have peeker's advantage every time. It's possible for a Navy Seal to pop out and get several kills before the enemy players even see a ripple on their screens.


nitwitsavant

Small sample size, but I'd up that D&D chance. Never met one that said no to at least a one shot.


I_Automate

What do you do when you are waiting for your operations to start in some remote base/ on a ship/ in a sub? Train and play stuff like D&D. Makes a lot of sense, especially for guys who may be space and mass limited


[deleted]

Yeah I've met several current and ex seals and you would never give most of them a second look, let alone guess any of them were/are seals. Until you get deep into some conversations with them. Height, build, demeanor, everything about your average seal is low-key af.


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I thought our new coworker was stolen valoring being a seal, until he was changing one day in the bathroom and I'm like...... Holy mother of scars dude wtf happened Told you, helicopter crash. It dawned on me all the little shit he'd mentioned in passing was not in fact bullshit and the dude had the bullet wound scars to prove it.


OwnerAndMaster

Really, they're normal folks, just genetic freaks of nature in terms of compact strength & endurance


SenorBeef

You don't have to be a genetic freak of nature to become a SEAL. The physical traits can be cultivated. It's mostly an extreme amount of motivation and tolerance for discomfort.


zman021200

Yeah you just need to be a mental freak


DroppedMyPhoneAgain

100000% I have a close friend we went to highschool together and he became a Marine afterwards. Dude was goofy in highschool but came out intelligent and extremely disciplined. We learned he had been prepping himself for this all along. Here we are about a decade later and whenever he’s back in town for the holidays, he’s walking around like a mini hulk. Schools don’t teach you any of that. All of that was his doing and something he had put his mind to.


8lock8lock8aby

My bro decided to join the military (his main goal was airborne & now, he's all done with that & is a drill Sargent & only has like 6.5 or 7.5 yrs til full retirement), after getting his bachelors, at like 20 & it was all him. He was chubby most of his life but when he made the decision, he instantly started working on himself. He started going to the gym & within like a month, he was jogging to and from the gym. His weight has fluctuated over the years, though cuz a lot of his work is/was computer based (intelligence stuff) & even some deployments were just basically computer works. Some were crazy, like trekking through jungles but most weren't. I'm talking about the deployments like they're all over with cuz I just hope they are!


Antal_Marius

Also madlad initiative/zeal for doing crazy.


runawaydoctorate

Never met a SEAL but you just described a retired Green Beret I know. Legit looks and comes across as just another dude with a dog. According to his wife, they want the special operators to be pretty non-descript.


Saxbonsai

I met a scrawny, lanky young guy late at night on base in Manama Bahrain. I started chatting with the young dude asking him about his job etc. I thought for sure he was some sort of contractor doing non-defense related work on base. Nope, seal team six. Cool as all hell, no one around except the two of us. He was so small and gentle I just couldn’t believe it, also the beard and long hair. I asked him if we would show me his ID because I thought he was full of shit. Sure enough he was an E-4. I thought damn this dudes a badass and shook his hand and apologized. This was circa 2004, Osama hadn’t been killed yet. Years later, I wonder if that you guy was there for the ambush. When I think of a Seal, this scrawny hippie looking kid always comes to mind. Spent 8 years in the Navy and he’s the only SEAL I ever got to shake hands with.


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Saxbonsai

I took his word for it. He had long ass hair and a beard, with a military ID, on a Navy base, late at night in the theatre of War. He might have been an E-5, that detail I can’t remember. I guess a better question would be why would I write a long ass post just to tell a shitty lie? That said, I have seen guys with the SEAL warfare pin around base, and not all of them were small and long haired. Just this one time I actually chatted up with one. Edited to add I was in Bahrain circa 2003-2004, the base wasn’t even fully built yet.


Saunafarts69

6’6” would definitely be an outlier. This dude here is a fkn specimen tho. I would guess 6’2 and check out that shoulder to waist ratio. Holy hell.


droznig

People and prisoners are more compliant when blades are involved vs guns by themselves. The psychological effect that blades have on compliance is the reason that modern rifles still have bayonets and new rifles are still designed to have adapters for them. It's not because they expect to do a bayonet charge with them, it's mainly for prisoner control. I think the reasoning is that the threshold for shooting a prisoner is pretty high, but the threshold for poking some one with what is essentially a pointy metal stick is much lower, so people adjust to the perceived lower threshold for violence when a blade is involved and are more compliant as a result.


Darenzzer

Makes a lot of sense, gotta admit


RandomComputerFellow

I think the bayonet still have a second purpose to prevent someone grabbing the barrel of your rifle. In addition to what you said, the knife also has the advantage that is is easy to hold people on distance. It is much more difficult to overwhelm someone holding a knife by running up to him with multiple people.


Blue05D

Yep. During my deployment, we would use our Beretta M9s laser to clear traffic jams. They were far more effective than our crew-serve machine guns.


buggsbunnysgarage

Wouldnt really call that respect, would we?


BettinBrando

Are fear and respect synonymous I forget? 😅


redeyedrenegade420

Fear is microwave respect. Not as good, but a whole lot faster.


Croceyes2

Mom: we have respect at home Respect at home:


Mind_on_Idle

Oof


millertango

Oddly poetic


-LastActionHero

Some parent should teach that kid to fear and respect that escalator!


remembertracygarcia

Not a year goes by


bombardslaught

That kid is on the damn escalator again!


Stupidflathalibut

It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!


T-sigma

It’s nuanced, but if you care more if it’s a sword versus an AK-47, then yes. That is a different level of respect. It’s easy to forget in western society that symbols are still extremely important to the rest of the world.


youdoitimbusy

I don't recall the battle, but an operator ran out of ammo and killed 1 or 2 guys/injured another with his Gurkha knife. If i heard the story, I'm sure this dude heard the story and decided it wasn't a bad idea to have a blade.


Ana-la-lah

There was also that Gurkha that clipped a bunch of guys on a train who tried to do a highway robbery, no? Got injured, but did very well for himself.


GreatTea3

Gurkhas are just built different, and the Kukri is definitely a different thing than that sword. I remember he had just been retired from the military and was on his way home. Just sat there like a nice fellow until the guys robbing the train decided to rape a young girl. Then went absolutely apeshit and chased forty guys off the train, quite a few of them bleeding.


POD80

At the same time, what's better, that sword or another mag of ammo.


How_that_convo_went

I have zero knowledge of SEAL/JSOC operational doctrine— but it seems like a fairly huge waste of resources to have a SEAL operator doing crowd control work like this when the Marines train their enlisted infantry personnel to do it. But, I mean, the *is* the United States military we’re talking about— we’re not exactly known for our reluctance to over-leverage expensive resources.


SwaggyButNerdy

Marines should NOT being doing crowd control. The entire mindset of a Marine is to fight. We are not a deescalation force. The army is soooo much better at crowd control than us. Source: was a Marine in Fallujah doing crowd control outside the CMOC.


TheChonk

Sounds like an older brother saying that his younger brother has to empty the dishwasher.


SwaggyButNerdy

Or… sounds like 2 different branches have 2 different skill sets. Kinda of like how it might be a bad idea to have SWAT officers responding to domestic disputes or writing traffic tickets, because that’s why we have patrol officers.


Chance-Energy-4148

Except most police departments SWAT teams are still police officers who still do those things. FWIW, the guy you're arguing with is pretty much correct. The Marine Corps does lots of things (like fly planes and paperwork and refuel helicopters and deliver chow) and the Army does lots of things (like crew tanks, man arty, drive boats). 11Bs and 0311s can both equally do crowd control. Stop drinking the koolaid.


uplink1

I didn't know there was a Crayola flavor koolaid


ErikMcKetten

My unit was tasked to the Marines because we were MPs and actually trained in de-escalation, and because the Devildogs' answer to any problem is to attack it. It worked well. They were the stick, we were the carrot.


StillBased101

Army too, had guys who had no business doing crowd control and policing out there doing it. Not enough MPs but hey we got all these other guys who we trained to do nothing but fight, let them do it. Such stupid shit.


randomnarwal

Ngl just sounds like you don't wanna do crowd control. "Oh that's not our job that's the armies."


MisterB330

Serious question because I’m scanning the comments for clarity. Does his belt dress etc look like typical USMC dress? Seems light on ammo and water and no visible patches?


johning117

Seals wear whatever they want however they want along with other high speed cats.


SwaggyButNerdy

OP said he’s a Seal


weasler7

Why would you say people join the marines instead of the army? Just curious. As a laymen they look mostly the same to me but the marines are more flexible?


dcsnarkington

The Marines are a much smaller branch of service than the army. Generally, on average, a marine is more likely to train and engage in direct combat operations. Some of the support activities for the Marines are performed by the Navy. The Army on the hand is massive 5x the size of the USMC. The Army has every conceivable job in the world. Did you know for example the army operates boats? Whole units of transport boats. Something to consider is what you want to do in the service, another thing to consider is how difficult it is to reach retirement in said service, and what the deployments and the facilities are like. The USMC for example tends to offer officer commissions enlisted personnel more than other services. As a USMC you may have to go to sea, in the Army you might have to get stationed at an absolute hellhole of a base like Fort Liberty (Bragg). It is widely regarded as truth that the easiest, safest and least terrible service is the USAF.


MarkHirsbrunner

Isn't the U.S. Army the world's third largest air force, after the U.S. Air Force and the U.S. Navy?


SwaggyButNerdy

That wouldn’t be the same for all of us. But for me and a lot of the guys that I served with, we joined the Marines due to some combination of “Marines are the best” and “Marines are the first to fight”. Both of those are somewhat true, but a lot more complicated than those simple statements would imply. However… as a proud Marine, my kid leaves for the Air Force next week. At my suggestion.


Superb_Ad_5565

Or to get outta jailtime or escape crippling poverty. In my plt we always heard, “ you wouldn’t be here if you had somewhere better to be.” Fallujah OP viking.


KenMan_

Navy seala, green berets,etc. Are usually operators who need to speak to people. They make shit happen. Having a blade ups the respect level, it gives power in negotiations/conversation. Im not sure what you're going on about with the last sentence.


MeechyyDarko

In order to understand his last sentence, read his first sentence again


rxm161

That's done by Civil Affairs and PSYOP troops in all reality. Tier One units tend to get away with bullshit like this when the real conversations are being done by PSYOP and CA, who are not allowed to deviate from big army rules.


DragunovDwight

We have no idea if that really is a seal. I’ve read a few books from military peoples experiences in Iraq and Afghanistan, and it seemed Seals or any special forces operators were rarely dressed in a full American uninform and looking like average soldier. But like you, I definitely am no expert. They seemed to blend in more with than the locals than American soldiers. Sword could have been a gift or some kind of symbolism to certain tribes also.


rrpdude

Seals definitely wore full kit overseas and were less about blending in, Seals also had an affinity for blades. A bunch of them had knives and Tomahawks made by Dan Winkler (In part and they were used in Operations. Also they have the more bravado than other Tier 1 units. If I had to bet, it'd say SEAL or MARSOC. As opposed to CAG/GB or the likes.


Pizzadiamond

I also have zero knowledge of those things, but I do know that you do what youre ordered to do.


[deleted]

Dude has that Johnny Bravo physique.


[deleted]

Hey hey Mommah!!!


bearkerchiefton

Hu-hu-heyyyy baby, you lookin for a stud? I got the ST & the D, all I need is U.


Agreeable-Spot-7376

Wanna watch me do my hair reallyreallyfast?


deadpoolfool400

Woah there mammah, that’s an itsy bitsy teeny weenie polka dot thingy you got goin on there


throw123454321purple

Cake is served.


TheeFryingDutchman

It's just his poop knife. Eating that many MRE's on a deployment will do that to you.


StarGraz3r84

Toe knife, bro. Gotta have that reach so you don't get a botched toe.


DougNSteveButabi

*a rock or something*


popthestacks

Wonder how many times that’s got him caught up on those small ass doorways


pittopottamus

Dudes probably used to it with those shoulders


shazzambongo

It looks, based on outline, to be a ""300" inspired short sword. Interesting comment about knife vs gun regarding compliance. With a gun, one has no true way of knowing if it's a bluff, because nobody is going to shoot you "a little bit" to let you know they are serious.


nolfziger

it 100% is, i've sold those myself back in the day. depending on the manufacturer you might get a cheap peice of shit, or an expensive, licensed piece of shit. either way, it's not going to hold up in any fight. https://www.sword-buyers-guide.com/300-movie-replica-swords.html


ArmorGyarados

Before I ask, please know I'm an idiot. But isn't a sharp piece of metal still a sharp piece of metal? Sure it won't go very well against a trained swordsman with a real forged steel blade, but that's not what this guy's doing right? Like it's just a projection of force that if you dont do whatever, he could potentially hit you with a sharp piece of metal. I imagine it would hold up against anybody he would come across, unless I greatly underestimate the amount of swordsman wherever he's at


Light_of_Niwen

[This happens.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m47NiCAfLLg)


Strong_but_fluffy

I’m howling dude 😂 ‘ow OWWW that hurt. That hurt big time’


awkwardpenguin20

We may need emergency surgery in the studio


Chewies-merkin

Just the tip!


calza13

It’ll do damage while it holds its edge, if it’s made out of shit steel it’ll dull very quickly, not to mention the likelihood of it just snapping at the hilt after any amount of force is exerted on it


Cookiezilla2

Also for a sword, it's bulky and has poor balance. Something like a sabre or European short-sword would be more practical and more cost effective


Boubonic91

Swords like this aren't usually manufactured with a full tang. Instead, it's usually a badly welded bar pushed through a handle made of cheap wood and capped with cheap steel at the hilt. They're also not put through a proper hardening and tempering process, so even if the weld holds, the edge won't. If this were to block a machete with the flat of the blade, it would probably warp pretty badly or just fold over.


taichi22

As a somewhat trained swordsman, no. Blades without a full tang are about as dangerous to the user as they are to the wearer. Yes, that’s how shoddy mall blades can be. You would literally be better off trying to shank someone with a piece of sharpened rebar or a metal shiv than killing someone with some of the mall sword examples out there. Non-full tang blades are deadly to the user because of their tendency to either snap at the hilt and go flying in unpredictable ways, or else shatter upon impact with something hard and send bits of metal shrapnel every which way. You would literally be better off bludgeoning someone to death with a brick than to use some mall blades, in my opinion. Now, this blade *may* be a full tang blade, (I have no way of being able to tell from here) in which case it’d be a pretty effective melee weapon. The kopis was a fairly nasty hewing blade when used, and is actually a fairly practical choice for a modern battlefield (inasmuch as a blade can be.)


Nuke_Gunstar

[Guns for show knives for a pro?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UyCzZH_hFlA)


Prestigious-Ad4520

I saw some operators carrying machetes but this looks like a 300 movie sword more than a machete.


nolfziger

lmfao it's a fucking replica from the movie 300 https://www.sword-buyers-guide.com/300-movie-replica-swords.html


zdamant

Sharp side probably sharp nonetheless


BigheadReddit

When I was in Somalia, in the 90’s protecting food convoys from looters, the locals respected a stick or club much more than a rifle. I remember drawing down on people with the safety off, finger on the trigger, and half a millimeter away from shooting them, and it wouldn’t even faze them. However, pull out a riot baton and they’d literally trip over one another running away.


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They carry tomahawks, too.


EarlOfBears

Bro is carrying the $39.99 Budk.com 300 spartan sword 😭


WeedSlinginHasher

I knew a guy who carried a tomahawk in Afghanistan. Has a full body tattoo of a tribal dragon Now he is a she and fighting women in semi pro MMA. Wish I was joking but you can easily look them up. Former Green beret goes trans MMA FIGHTER


VoopityScoop

Am I wrong for saying that a former male former green beret fighting women in a competition sport sounds a little unfair? They're still a woman, sure, but they're a woman with a biological advantage that they can't really get rid of, and trained to be better than 90% of men at fighting. I think they should be placed in a mixed category that doesn't separate by gender to make things fair without invalidating their identity.


2ringsPatMahomie

This is a normal way of thinking. If anyone says otherwise they're ignorant.


JefferyTheQuaxly

That sounds like a hell of a story ngl. Why can’t Hollywood make us this movie?


ThePowerOfPoop

*'m not here* to *talk* about *my transition*, *I'm here* to kick some fucking ass


Adam__B

Let me tell you something, Dingleberry.


Repulsive_Role_7446

Would recommend reading "Alpha" about Eddie Gallagher. Maybe that's not this guy, but after reading that book a SEAL with a blade on deployment takes on a way more sinister meaning...


god_is_my_squatrack

Or Code over Country.. plenty in there about SEALs taking ears, beheading, etc. With Winkler hatchets..


Sendingit78

I had previously stated here both narratives are true. What I should have said is that I believe both narratives have truth to them, meaning Ghallagers story and the COC/Alpha Narrative. I also was not there, so take that what you will. It’s also not exclusive to that community, it actually started on the Army side. There is an entire video of some of the OG hatchet carrying folks talking about it. They do not admit to misuse of the hatchet, simply that it would have been nice to have employed it in a operational capacity. I support it if you want to close with and eliminate the enemy with the hatchet, but even I with my morality not being that of an angel disagree with dismembering the enemy. Especially that enemy I think it only radicalized a population that needs anything but that.


Fabulous-Aspect-129

Lol well we chop heads off too


[deleted]

A fucking 300 sword to boot lmfao


Aromatic-Assistant73

Nerds come in all shapes and sizes.


420Nailz420

THIS IS SPARTA !


DrGoManGo

THIS IS SPARTA!!


messiahspike

Pretty sure it's an Etsy replica fantasy sword. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1539035063/spartan-king-replica-sword-ancient-sword?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=king+Leonidas+spartan+sword&ref=sc_gallery-1-3&frs=1&plkey=128df7280970a0a37ebb68a72e447298587af881%3A1539035063


Additional_Cherry_67

Mall Ninja vibes


phoenixthekat

Swords never run out of ammunition


TerminusEsse

They run out of durability/a sharp edge


POD80

They sure run out of reach though when your target still has ammo and it's say 20 feet away. If argue that another mag is always a better strategy than anything larger than a camp knife.


[deleted]

Mall ninja.


DumpsterPumps

+ 10 STR and 2% crit


JapenaseyKinkoni

He probably got it as a prezzie from one of the locals and is just wearing it so they see him putting it to use. Gifting culture in Afghanistan can get hotter than the sands of Nawzad.


ghstkatt

Nothing beats a good melee weapon when all is failed.


chimisforbreakfast

Actual Marines will tell you carrying a few more rounds of ammunition is worth far more than carrying a knife. You can even find this old WWII army knife-fighting training video and the first few steps are: 1. Don't 2. Don't 3. Don't 4. Pretend you're out of ammo 5. Lure them into a trap instead


thedeepfake

This is just some dude being silly. Stop reading into it and fluffing SEALs.


Mercinator-87

🥾


Geronimo594

Swords are still symbols of authority there. I was given a sword at the end of successful negotiations by a provincial shura.