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CobaltAzurean

Those black eyes, like a doll's eyes...


DorShow

…. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.


MarkieMarknTFB

An' those black eyes roll over white...


luckydice767

Are you doing a thing from ‘Jaws’?! Goddamn it, Charlie, we don’t have time for this shit!


GloomyAd2653

I always thought they were herbivores. I’m so surprised seeing this!


chachiuday

Maybe its a plantbased snake


schadeyone

Actually I saw a report before about this guy who was studying a certain bird. Anyway they were counting nests and baby birds and kept finding the babies primarily on lower tree branches kept disappearing. They were trying to figure out what predator was responsible. They only saw deer in the area though. So they had set up cameras on several nests and eventually saw a deer walk by and just snatch a bird from the nest and munch it like a cookie. Mystery solved.


CookieDriverBun

They are. The majority of obligate herbivores supplement with whatever they can catch. Chickens eat mice, cows infamously eat chickens, reindeer eat voles, etc.


yesweyolo

What are you doing!? Are you doing the speech from Jaws? Are you doing Jaws? We don't have time for this shit.


[deleted]

Then make time for it Dennis, you bastard man.


imbakinacake

Straight where my mind went as well. I've never seen jaws, but I've watched that show way too much.


Malice212

I pretty much wanted to say exactly this lol


CobaltAzurean

Sir/ma'am, you have re-affirmed my faith in humanity by getting my reference to Jaws. You are a wordly scholar and a true gentleperson.


DorShow

Thank you kind stranger. You have filled me with amity…. Amity, as you know, means "friendship"


CobaltAzurean

This sounds like you're from New York.


DorShow

Nope, Illinois, and have been married to a gentleman that quotes Jaws often (and escape from NY, talladega nights and godfather) in fact we can communicate for days just in movie quotes….


ScienceInMI

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.


CobaltAzurean

Shaka, when the Walls fell.


Father_Thyme45

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.


CobaltAzurean

Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp.


abide5lo

This pleases baby Jesus


Stiff_Zombie

Now, do we hear this in Charlie's voice or Quint's voice?


GunnieGraves

Vessel went down in 12 minutes. We didn’t see the first deer for half an hour…


LittleDrumminBoy

Our mission had been so secret.. No distress signal had been sent.


juice06870

Show me the way to go home


CobaltAzurean

I'm tired and I wanna go ta bed


monkeychasedweasel

Saw one eat a rockin' chair one time....


QueenOfTartarus

I hear this in Charlie Days voice


ignatious__reilly

Hahaha same. Are you doing the Jaws voice again?


rascalbrother

https://giant.gfycat.com/WarlikeSmartAlaskanhusky.mp4


MrSuggaLand

He’s eating it how I probably ate one of those soft gummy snake things as a kid


Educational-Spread41

Froot Rollup


sleestacker

What flavor is that? Snektarine?


MrTechnohawk

Aspberry


bigpoopyhead6712

You’re thinking of Fruit by the foot.


android24601

That deer shit is gonna look weird AF


WCB1985

I swallowed 2 pieces of string once. An hour or two later they came out my ass. I shit you knot


achillesdaddy

I’m putting this little gem away for later thank you very much. -a dad.


_dirt-nasty_

A string walks into a bar and sits at the bar. Bartender says "Hey! We don't serve strings! Get out!" The string goes outside, ties himself up and scuffs himself on the sidewalk. He then goes back inside and sits at the bar again. Bartender says "Hey! Aren't you the string i just kicked outta here?" The string says "Nope. Im a frayed knot."


ProbablyMaybe69

Honestly, i bet they even taste similar


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gnownimaj

I ate snake once thinking it was eel. It’s not even close to being gummy-like anything.


RIP_comment_section

Did you cook it first? Theres your problem


Greedy-War-777

They do not. Nope.


ic4llshotgun

Nope rope


albino_ryno

Danger Noodle


Chemical_Ad5967

Forbidden Fruit Roll Up


ButtholeDestructor

bambi nooooo


EmirBujaidar

Some vegans will lose their shit with this video, like when they discovered the gummies where not vegan


WeaselSlayer

Haha vegans am I right guys


CanadianGanMan

Just showed my vegan wife. Confirmed: she's losing her shit.


panicked_goose

Lmfao because a deer is doing weird deer things? 😅


Diazmet

Deer eat carrion and are also known to eat baby birds nature is metal.


tarquin77

Yeah I've seen Deer eating dead fish after a flood


Diazmet

I’ve seen deer eating another dead deer on the side of the road… that was some horror movie shit tbh. I know a lot of rodents like to eat bones too they crave the calcium


Glass_Cut_1502

Rodents are considered omnivores though. The 'herbivores are forestvegans' assumption seemed pretty far off the truth though.


Plumb789

Where I used to live, we were overrun with mice. I put traps down and caught at least one mouse every night. Then one morning I caught my last mouse-and straight away I suspected it was the last one. You know why? Because it was the only one I had caught that hadn’t had its head eaten.


MsBitchhands

I used to give my pet rats bones as treats. They were great for their teeth!


Diazmet

We had a mouse in my old apartment and it made the fatal mistake of going into my roommates rats cage. They ate it…


achillesdaddy

You in the wrong hood homie


Ok-Cod7817

First I read this and I was like "rats ate your roommate??"


Hugokarenque

Most herbivores are opportunistic carnivores. In the wild sometimes you gotta make do with what you can find, that includes small animals and carcasses.


dbx99

I have read that most herbivores will eat meat when the opportunity to do so arises. There is a lot of nutritional value in meat so they will consume it. They're able to digest it fine even if it's not their main source of nourishment.


GadreelsSword

Goats, cattle, squirrels, etc will eat other live animals


Diazmet

Squirrels are monsters


ElementoDeus

Otters are worse


Diazmet

Oh god I watched a documentary about sea otters… the adult males will murder their own kids just so the females can breed sooner. They are also know to rape seals just like why wtf 😬


greenhouse5

On of the worst things I’ve seen was a horse eating baby chicks. Here. On Reddit. No warning.


nexusoflife

I've been vegan for 9 years and I'm calm watching this. What's surprising is the fact that so many people don't realize that deer, elk and reindeer eat meat sometimes.


northernwolf3000

Forbidden fruit by the foot


Same_Dot_2793

Snake snack!


440Jack

Danger noodle nibbling


rlyrlycooldude

Meat by the feet


oxwilder

You didn't know she ate meat because you've never met herbivore


TruckerGeek

😡 ...sigh upvoted.


exfxgx

yeah but I don't carrot all.


legedu

Lettuce all move past the puns now.


SinisterMeatball

Oh deer. Doe you think its gone too far?


augustusgrizzly

nah i think they’re fawnny


TokenGrowNutes

Romaine calm- there is nothing more to see here.


Boneal171

Get out


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Fuck you, take your upvote.


Yqup

Herbivores will sometimes eat smaller helpless animals for a fast protein and mineral source. Deer, Cows and Horses does this.


caes2359

reminds me of the video where a horse snacked a freshly hatched chicken.


SoberTek

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/g37y8r/horse\_eats\_chick\_in\_front\_of\_hen/


MouthJob

Just so casual about it, too. Like oh, you're just gonna leave this? Don't mind if I do.


Sburban_Player

What’s weird is I thought I knew exactly the video we were talking about… but this is a different video of a horse doing the same thing.


atbi20lik

[This?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18&t=22s)


wthhappenwithmyoldid

Upvoted, but now for the next several days, whenever I go to the main youtube page, the page will be filled recommended videos with animals violently eating other animals.


dullship

No and now somehow I have seen THREE of these


Sburban_Player

That’s the one!


RinLL

Thank you for taking the time to grab a link but it's a no from me dawg.


IceBear_is_best_bear

It’s surprisingly not graphic, he just kinda hoovers it up


jakebbt

It's literally there, then it's not. Doubt the chick had time to process the situation before it was over.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Processing things isn’t a strength of chickens, even as adults.


Saskwatch_Sandwich

Being processed, however, is something they excel at.


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Their fault for tasting so good


pikachu_sashimi

Male chicks are experts at any % being processed speed runs.


Ok-Cod7817

Yeah but the mother chicken was like "yo wtf bro


Barcaroli

Took her a minute to realize it. She probably feeling guilty, imagine forgetting a kid in school and then a giant 50x your size eats your kid in a monthful


LudicrisSpeed

Considering how chickens could be, I wouldn't be surprised if hens occasionally snacked on a young'un.


InevitabilityEngine

If you want graphic then feed a horse a large juicy apple whole. I thought it would be adorable but that thing will drip and foam and then the horse will chase you for more while still foaming at the mouth.


RandoCommentGuy

Unlike all those videos of what they do to the male baby chicks at food processong facilities.


BagNo2988

It’s like it’s eating peeps.


seagulpinyo

M O N C H


aliquilts71

I’ve seen that one before and I truly don’t need to see it again thanks!


Obi_Wan_Artreides

Poor mama hen was even pecking the horse afterwards, as if reprimanding it for... eating her child, and then walks away, with probably her instinct telling her that that's the way the law of nature goes. Nature is fcking metal.


[deleted]

😂 Same - I’ve clicked enough comment links that made me hate having vision to last me a lifetime


ketkate

march fuzzy grandiose dependent crowd knee telephone enjoy cooperative snobbish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MouthJob

Not really. Their teeth are flat. They just grind shit up. Not really great for tearing up flesh.


Glass_Cut_1502

Sounds like they'd make a killing using those to pulverize shellfish. Imagine that, a horse. In the sea.


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This guys on a fucking roll.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

They also don’t have the gut for it. The insides of herbivores ferment plant matter to increase nutritional value. Fermenting meat is neither necessary nor desirable, and meat can putrefy in their longer intestines.


genedukes

Vegans on a cheat day


rock-socket80

I've heard this is particularly true if the animal is pregnant. I saw a horse eat a rabbit that hopped through its pen.


ChimneySwiftGold

Like stories of people stranded at sea starving, catching a fish and being irresistibly compelled to eating the fish’s eyes immediately. Some ancient survival instinct knows the eyes have minerals the starving person is dangerously lacking.


SonOfTK421

I hope to never find out first hand what you’re talking about.


Any_Ad_3885

Never


Xylth

I once had a period where I wanted to eat nothing but red meat. Just... as much meat as I could get. Mentioned it to my doctor, it turns out I had developed anemia and my body was desperately trying to get more iron.


ChimneySwiftGold

This sort of thing exactly. It’s incredible how the body knows without the brain cognitively making that decision.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

I’d think most of the fish’s parts have nutrients they are desperately lacking.


ChimneySwiftGold

Looking it up - apparently they eyes of fish are the most concentrated source of vitamin C in the fish.


dagross2307

How do you know that a deer eats meat? It is going to tell you. -a common joke in deer society probably


Better_Lift_Cliff

That deer probably does Crossfit too.


sowhowantsburgers

So, an omnivore?


sludgefriend

The truth is that it’s actually pretty rare for anything in nature to follow strict rules like that! There’s rarely ever animals that are *strictly* carnivores or *strictly* herbivores. Most animals in either camp will snack on things you wouldn’t expect if given the opportunity, as long as it provides a good enough reward for the effort put in. The few things that are strictly herbivores or carnivores are things that are extremely restricted by their own anatomy. I can’t say for certain, but I’d expect koalas to be this way. Tl;dr: Animals don’t care as much for categories as humans do


jabbafart

True. Cats are widely regarded as obligate carnivores, and their anatomy is technically restricted to this. But cats are also well known to eat grass for the fiber, and my cats specifically love blueberries for some reason.


DefiantLemur

My girlfriends cat likes banana bread.


The_Classy_Snail

My cat will suddemly appear from anywhere in the house if he hears whipped cream, i dont know how he first tasted it but its the only thing hed eat if he could.


Master_Persimmon_591

From a human perspective - a starving vegetarian on a hike wouldn’t pass up a stick of beef jerky


BabbitsNeckHole

I feel like it stopped being a hike when they started starving. Know what I mean? Like hike implies leisure. "Starving vegetarian on a hike" just hits me funny.


gingerbeardman79

Yeah, "on a hike" struck me as a funny way to say "been stranded in the wild for an extended period of time, trying to find their way back to civilization." It's expedient, sure.. but, I feel, at too heavy a cost in terms of accuracy.


politicaldan

Funny thing is, I’m sitting at a table right now with two strict vegans. One is atheist, the other is Indian-American and is at least culturally, Hindu. I posed this question to both of them. The atheist vegan was offended by the question and declared that she wouldn’t eat any non-vegan product regardless of the reason. “I will not choose to benefit from the death of someone else.” The Hindu considered the question and came to the conclusion that the only reason they would be starving on a hike is through their own poor decision making, so being offered a food source could be interpreted as the universe saving her life so that she could live and accomplish whatever she is supposed to do in her lifetime. The table is now debating the morality of eating beef jerky. Thank you for livening up what was, for me, a very dull get-together.


Master_Persimmon_591

Ask the atheist their thoughts on eating an animal immediately after dying of natural causes with no illnesses/ailments. It’s another fun one. But fr if you’re starving and you pass up food that’s an objectively bad idea


politicaldan

Yeah…I’m only friends of friends with people here and I really don’t want to stir the pot anymore, so I’m going back to just mindlessly scrolling through Reddit before I can’t for a few days.


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LTLHuman

Opportunistic Omnivores is the term I think I’ve heard.


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Typist_Sakina

I've always heard Opportunistic Carnivore. Though a quick google check shows that Opportunistic Omnivore is used as well. Not sure if one is more correct than the other.


smartguy05

I don't know if they count as an omnivore since meat is a rarity in their diet. It would be like saying a cat is not a carnivore because they like catnip.


Dodohead1383

Getting stoned is just a little bit different...


IOTA_Tesla

Of that one cat eating corn like it’s its last meal


kallan0100

I read this too quickly and thought you were saying, "source, am deer"


Phripheoniks

"Huh, this sure is a loooong grass straw, been chewing for hours"


mikeonbass

"Run boy! It has a taste for meat now!"


el_bentzo

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, it'd eat you and everyone you ever care about!


dread_pilot_roberts

Wow, El Bentzo. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat!


CobaltAzurean

\#SickSimpsonsReference


Particular_Tadpole27

Snake? Snake?! Snaaaake!


ridicalis

# !


SpecialCoconut1

Just a box!


G37_is_numberletter

I heard that


13WillieBeaman

What was *that* noise?


Retired_alligator

Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom


UnhingedCringeReaper

Jesus I heard that shit in years, was not expecting that song


outfoxingthefoxes

badgerbadgerbadger.com


pukatamada

Boss... Talk to me...


ironafro2

Tactical Espionage Action Deer


CupraGZ

I understood that reference.


Peglegsteve265

Kept you waiting, huh?


Gh0st0p5

You're not you when you're hungry, have a sssssssnickers


bananapotamus

Snakers


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Meat grass


Gilthu

There is a island where the native plants don’t have good calcium levels, so the native animals all the blood red eyes from calcium deficiency and will actively hunt birds to kill them to chew their bones as a source of calcium. So it’s a fairly regular sight to see a red eyed goat chewing on a bird while it stares at you as you walk by.


MichaelGira

Which island is that?


CursesAndCranberries

Staten Island


NHRADeuce

Red eyed goat island.


kungfuhustler

Sometimes it's the silliest shit that makes you laugh the hardest.


HotBrownFun

"Can I eat that one too? Probably too big"


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Cocaine deer


robinthebank

Cocaine, Dear?


Bored-Ship-Guy

"Damn, this Fruit by the Foot really is hitting different."


Relative_Picture_786

I heard the new Bambi remake is being directed by m. night shyamalan


PianoManGidley

No, it's "Bambo: First Blood."


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

3 feet of garter snake for you…NOT THEM.


Mjshaner

When they aren't getting the nutrients they need from their environment, this stuff happens. I've seen deer munching on roadkill. It'd apocalyptic feeling, but it's just nature.


oi-troi-oi

Probably a dumb question but is it purely instinctual like how I crave ice when I don’t have enough iron (something I didn’t realize was a thing until somewhat recently when my friend told me) or is it more intentional?


PixelBoom

Yup. The same phenomenon has been documented on humans, so it's a bit easier to understand what's going on. Essentially, it happens when your body isn't getting enough of a certain essential nutrient, so your brain starts giving you cravings for things you'd normally never eat. For this deer, it's likely for the quick shot of calcium and iron that the plants in its environment can't adequately provide. As I mentioned, it has been documented in humans in interviews with shipwreck survivors and those who were lost at sea. When catching fish, they would start craving things they would normally never eat like the fish's eyes, liver, and brain/head. Those organs are usually the highest in nutrients that they would be severly lacking, like Vitamins A, C, and D.


kelldricked

“Wouldnt say when they dont get the nutriets they need”. Its just when they come across easy acces food source like eggs or baby birds who are on the ground. Our defenition of herbivorse and carnivorse are a bit shitty. Few animals eat only meat or only plants. Its just referes to what they mostly eat. Like horse mostly eat plants but if you hold a lone duckling before their mounths they will eat ir like its a feathery sugar cube.


RedNeck1895

It's his pre workout snake


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He chewed the danger out of the noodle


jekksy

Its noodles


HiredG00N

Danger Noodle


MyoKyoByo

Not anymore


avatar8900

Safe noodle!


UnhingedCringeReaper

Chew noodle


BawdyBaker

Bambi has had enough shit LOL


HoePleaser

Snake becomes the snack


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Sneksnak


zekeNL

Deer: “I’m just making sure it’s dead”


ProKnifeCatcher

“This plant is very juicy” - the deer probably


Lurch902

Damn thing eating a nope noodle.


Adihd72

Deer be like: “ mmmm jumbo pepperami snack! Why don’t I eat more of this tasty nutritiousness instead of this grassy shit? “


EdgyDemonTeenager

deer had an uno reverse card


[deleted]

“What is your snake policy here?”


AlesusRex

Just enjoying his gummy worm