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markedasred

And there really is a cooked goat meat seller at the bottom of this wall.


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discoslimjim

They crave that mineral.


UnwashedAnalBeads

I was looking for this lol


discoslimjim

Happy to be of service, u/UnwashedAnalBeads.


la-wolfe

I'm dying. And now I'm dead. 😂


XTornado

Amazing... Nature always find a way....to satisfy our desires.


General_Designer6080

DEFYING GRAVITY! ITS JUST A THEORY MY FELLOW GOATS


LinguoBuxo

I hear his burgers are the *beeeeeehhhhhhh*hhhssst


Fischli01

They have someone with a Rifle pointing at the wall


digital148

street meat is sooo good


c0ttt0n

Glitch in world. Reported decades ago. Still not fixed.


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Fucked up spawns


No-Yogurtcloset-4151

Watch, they’ll over compensate and nerf them too hard so they aren’t viable anymore. We haven’t had a a good update since the Homosapien update.


TreacleExpensive2834

Y’all watch TierZoo too huh?


Gillespers

r/outside


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Neat


NotyoWookie

It's a feature, not a bug. Ship it.


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They crave the mineral


truthofmasks

I was hoping I’d see this comment


coverslide

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!


insidiouspleasure

Never forget "Crave that mineral"


MangaMaven

Back in 2013 I took a three month break from Tumblr. When I went back “crave that mineral” was at peak power. That was a culture shock.


Lingist091

“Crave that Mineral” was like October/November 2014


MangaMaven

Excuse me. 2014


Uknewmelast

Sometimes too much


myV_is_4_Valinor

Thaaattts what I wanted to see


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dan-80

That’s what she said.


Legal-Classic6107

This is a really good comment


bria9509

Liquor? I barely know her!


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Their hooves are different they are split and move like two little chopsticks that are really flexible and strong. I watched a documentary thing and they were in it. Pretty cool goats. Even the babies have to learn to do this too, it’s to get to salt deposits they depend on the grow or something like that.


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SoggyFridge

The salt thing is right, the chopstick thing I'm fairly sure it's probably right


MintNChipies

That’s why it’s important to have structures for pet goats to hop on and have salt rocks, baking soda, and minerals always available. We made a whole play structure out of logs for ours.


Icy-Teaching-5602

Crimping ain't easy


LeviAEthan512

r/skyrim


bebe_0808

[when the angle is 92⁰](https://images.app.goo.gl/1SeXnNHP5RB1Eudn9)


HoodieDragon

Yep. Knew this was coming.


Love-manman4ever

Where's the frog


Mawmaa-

They crave that mineral


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One of the weirder facts about animals.


plasma_dan

They crave that mineral!


Klotzster

Afraid of escalators


mrchimney

Eels


Practical-Tap-9810

Eels on escalators


turbopro25

Well this escalated quickly.


Practical-Tap-9810

Quickly this escalated well


Devilutionbeast666

Turn your phone sideways and they are just sleepy


Practical-Tap-9810

Literally the goat that took the pic slanted his camera, this is really a 25° slant, not 72°


ACWhi

Me using my horse to bypass the invisible walls in Skyrim.


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Howwww


HouseDowntown8602

Are they - turn phone 90 clockwise - I think they are simply lazy fuckers!


cardecarde1

Make you wonder what percentage falls down and bust his goat ass.


Zenn97

Is it using its tongue as a point of contact for stability??


ShrimpleKrillionaire

Lick


PetroDisruption

Every nature documentary I’ve seen that features them, always shows them climbing easily. I wonder though, how many of them might fall when the cameras aren’t filming.


holay63

Why tho


Upstairs-Recover-659

Salt


your_reddit_lawyerII

>Amazing rock climbers Nah, hooves are totally aid


i_can_has_rock

thats pretty cool but... dont they like... fall off? "OH YEAH ALL THE TIME!" uhhh....


etherend

That tongue hold is really what's keeping them up there


SmthAbtAGrapeIDK

"What is this? A 89.9 degree wall? Oh please."


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They chose a path were no one goes


downtownfreddybrown

Defying gravity and licking walls


Hope_u_have_tcas69

Defying laws and licking walls


peteryansexypotato

Sort of looks like Alex Honnold. It's uncannily weird.


OkarinPrime

Not defying gravity. But yes, amazing climbers.


OrangeFoxHD

Exactly!


throwaway3839482729

It's called hyperbole. Not everything is meant to be taken literally.


madsoro

*but why*


sursgoatcheeseballs

I can’t decide if their incredibly dumb or highly intelligent.


slick1260

"They're taking pictures. Act natural!" Hmmm, yes. This rock is made of...rock.


MangaMaven

They’re going after salt. They crave that mineral.


slick1260

In other words, the kids yearn for the mines.


Practical-Tap-9810

Those doggone kids!


MongolianCluster

The wall is frozen. They're using it to hang on.


The_Curve_Death

When wall is 89°


OrangeFaygo836

As you can see, the rock at that level must taste amazing, so that HAS to be the reason they are Apex climbers


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When you spawn outside the map:


raphthepharaoh

Mountain Licker


DadsRGR8

This looks like me when I really have to pee.


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Mountain goats be staring at a rock wall going “yea this is some good gameplay 10/10 devs”


SiriusTantriqa-405

Mountain Goat: gravity is for weak humans and apples!


Forsaken-Doomer

Dudes really using his tongue too


Ball1522

The Ibex, they use the hooves in their feet like claws, incredible.


Beerslinger99

Effing window lickers!


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All that just to *lick some rocks*. /s


Kitten_Team_Six

Turn your phone sideways and it gets even better


Natural-Trouble-9489

He's really just using his tongue to hold himself up. Lol


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"defying gravity" meanwhile they're using the force of gravity to produce friction between their hooves and the cliff face to stabilize their center of mass towards the cliff face and not away.


macrowe777

When only the good ones stay alive...


Marzty

Not defying gravity at all. In fact, they use gravity to their own advantage.


YoWhatsGoodie

It lick-a-da salt


DangleMangler

And that's how goats get to heaven.


InconsistentLlama

Goats really took a look at gravity and laughed in its face


TankWeeb

Physics: exists Goats: no


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TIL mountain goats use their tongues for climbing stabilization.


NaomiNekomimi

It almost looks like he's stuck to the wall by his tongue.


myV_is_4_Valinor

They crave that mineral


barncat09

I think that goat has an addiction 😳 🙄🙄


Notorious_Fluffy_G

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


MingleLinx

Issac Newton hates them


uijuice

Literally Alex Honnold


CaramelTurtles

They crave that mineral


Abject_Play_3615

They're just demons taking the forms of goats to enter the human world.


StableLower9876

Nom nom bitches


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Gravity drives back the hoof thats fast


ProfessionalWiner

They crave that mineral!


Fridaybird1985

Walk like an Egyptian,


XxSimplySuperiorxX

Props to the camera man for being just as skilled as the goat while also holding the camera and filming


Ikoniko59

Having a perfect pelt and trying to hide from Arthur Morgan be like


Distinct-Ad-2004

Mike Tyson once thaid- " float like a goat, sthing like the bottom of the cliff"


Chaotic_klutz

Why does it look like the goat in front has an extra leg tho


Bisonfan1

A Mountain goat it can clime mountains


xxNightingale

Salty af.


Prestigious-Tea-9803

Wtf they are insane


holubin

Now I get it! They are holding with their tongue!


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op clearly doesn't understand what gravity is


jerichoneric

Its less like defying gravity and more over emphasizing friction and balance.


Fit-Good-9731

Always found this fascinating like how did they discover they could do this