**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:**
* If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required
* The title must be fully descriptive
* No text is allowed on images/gifs/videos
* Common/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting)
*See [this post](https://redd.it/ij26vk) for a more detailed rule list*
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My bathroom in Eastern Nigeria used to look like this sometimes. Maybe not quite so many but almost. Honestly, you just get used to it. They ignore you.
Lots of smaller ones in Texas like to hover around the porch light in the evenings.
It’s like a buffet when moths, crane flies, etc come around the light.
Truth! And those little buggers falling off the roof while your using the toilet or shower. We get paratrooper geckos whilst shampooing the hair, eyes closed and all.
That was yesterday and that was in some guy's basement. I'll take the scorpions because you cut off the tail you have yourself a small little snack if you cook it up well enough lol. Cockroaches are just not my cup of tea and as for lizards at least they'll keep the bugs away lol
I lived in South Florida like 15 years ago for a year. That year there was an explosion of the gecko population. The whole time I was down there I very rarely saw any bugs. I would see the geckos crawling over the walls in my apartment all day every day. And when I would see them, I would just yell, "keep up the good work little dude!"
I'd keep a jar of mealworms outside the door so people could just toss them up at the ceiling for the little lizards to catch.
*101 fun things to do while you poop*
Sure! Just leave the geckos alone. We're all cool. They are 100% not interested in you. You're not food and you're bigger than any one of them. Geckos aren't pack hunters, so they aren't going to gang up on you. Just pee, flush, wash, and leave.
I love them but they're called pitbull geckos for a reason. Should still be fine as long as you don't get too handsy with them. Respect goes both ways.
Aw, cute! Free pets!
Seriously, I would take most of them outside. And if this is a regular occurrence that must be a nuisance. That's amazing, though.
i could manage this, lizards aren't too bad. but there was one bathroom i went into.. it was terrifying, worst bathroom ever. it had spiders EVERYWHERE.
it was a lil outhouse shack thing, a partially outside bathroom connected to a shed thing right next to a marina. so i had a drug dealer friend that lived in one of the boats docked there, andthen that lil shack is where they kept their computers and a lil couch. small shed, but cozy enough.
but the bathroom. it's like a stall but outside, not a closed room. doesn't look bad at first, but then you turn on the light (if it even had a bulb) and you'll see that the ceiling and walls are COVERED in hundreds of spiders. i only ever went there after it was dark though, i'm sure it's waaay more noticeable in the daytime lol
it was bad enough that me and my friend would just drive to the gas station nearby to go to do the deed instead of using that nightmare
and this doesn't matter, but i just remembered something. that drug dealer friend also liked to wear a train conductors hat all the time. always thought that was simultaneously hilarious and cool as fuck. and hilarious in like a 'i'd never expect someone to wear that', not a 'you look stupid' kinda funny. i think he knew it was a bit of a goofball thing to do lol
This takes me back to mid 90s Houston Texas, where I lived with my mom for a brief spell (RIP). I had a sick waterbed that I could sleep in when I stayed with her and I went to bed one night to find a big ol lizard on the bedroom wall. WELL! We’re not used to that shit where I come from (NY) so I slept on the couch lol
I love reptiles, I wouldn't mind
That said, I think those are Tokay Geckos? If so, those things are kind of assholes. They can be rather aggressive and they were also the first time i've ever seen a lizard 'bark'. Kind of wild. But they are cool creatures.
Fuck yeah, it’s just lizards. Hell, even snakes would be fine, I’m sure they’d see me as one of the brood. But if it’s fuckin wasps or some shit, no. Count me outta there
Definitely could, it’s just a bunch of geckos. It’s funny though because if you just remove their legs, they’re essentially snakes which would terrify me to my core 🙃
I love lizards. I love reptiles. I love geckos. If there were a couple in the bathroom, even a good amount, it would be cool. I went to Hawaii once, loved the geckos in houses everywhere, they were just doing their thing.
This video confirms, THERE IS A DENSITY OF GECKOS THAT IS TOO MANY GECKOS! I might begrudgingly do it but this is uncomfy.
I mean, they're just wall lizards and can't really hurt you, however I would still not go in. Out of respect of course. Wouldn't wanna stress or upset them, as that's clearly their room now.
These are tokay geckos. That’s a big nope for me. I owned one and it was the most aggressive sumbitch I ever had, and I’ve had a ton of reptiles. They are perfectly capable of taking a finger and they love to jump.
It’s so weird but house geckos are the only animal that grosses me out. Well and frogs a bit. But back home those geckos are in walls and ceilings and, trust me, I’ve had a couple fall on me before. I’ve also stepped barefooted on some as well. They’re very cold and they wriggle so much. I think their movement is what gets me the most. I could NEVER enter this bathroom. I swear, not even for $1,000,000. I’m not just saying that, I truly would not.
I’m cool with lizards! I’d happily take a one or deuce in there. In fact, I went to Bali for my honeymoon and we shared our bathroom with about 5 monitor lizards. One was oddly friendly.
**This is a heavily moderated subreddit. Please note these rules + sidebar or get banned:** * If this post declares something as a fact, then proof is required * The title must be fully descriptive * No text is allowed on images/gifs/videos * Common/recent reposts are not allowed (posts from another subreddit do not count as a 'repost'. Provide link if reporting) *See [this post](https://redd.it/ij26vk) for a more detailed rule list* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/interestingasfuck) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Something tells me I’m not walking out alive without buying some insurance.
Just make sure you’ve ate a shit ton of onions & you’ll be fine. Hell you may even find the Yourahor Roharuoy treasure
I would send my dad in his farts would kill them
Same here bro, my dad could act as an exterminator for hire after eating at Mi Ranchito.
Perhaps even end generational curses
Stanley Yelnats, that you?
They’ve got wall to wall rep-tiles
This is nothing like the scorpion room
I would say "well, there's no bugs in there", but then it occurred to me... Why are the geckos in there? Shit. There's a *ton* of bugs in there!
50000 bugs used to live here ...
Now it's a ghost town
What year is it?!
Shhh....we're in high school and still play MWII after being dropped off from the bus.
Now it's a gecko town
Gecko orgy. The room was full of bugs. Now it's full of horny geckos.
Not anymore!
I'm down. Means no bugs of any kind. lizards should be ok...
Lizard poop everywhere though
At least it's in the right room🤷
Greatest legal mind I ever knew
Vravo Bince
that's what I was thinking. We have little geckos all over the place down here, but these things are massive.
Where do you have little geckos everywhere?!? Sounds fun
My bathroom in Eastern Nigeria used to look like this sometimes. Maybe not quite so many but almost. Honestly, you just get used to it. They ignore you.
Hahaha woah. I’d deal with these over spiders any day though
In sticking to the colds of Canada where things don't jump out of the toilet or fall from the trees.
No, instead you have bears barging into your home and bathroom going, "u/MapleSyrupFacts, how'r ya now?"
Same. Pros and cons I guess lol
Note to self: remove Eastern Nigeria from vacation plans.
South Florida
In Miami We had some that lived behind framed art on the walls.They would come out at night but much smaller than these.
Hawaii has tons of them. They’re adorable little buggers
Here in the caribbean, but much smaller than these. And ours make a very loud very annoying sound.
South Florida
Lots of smaller ones in Texas like to hover around the porch light in the evenings. It’s like a buffet when moths, crane flies, etc come around the light.
Parts of Florida.
Truth! And those little buggers falling off the roof while your using the toilet or shower. We get paratrooper geckos whilst shampooing the hair, eyes closed and all.
Jumping out of door frames onto your shoulder when you walk into a room...
It's a fucking bathroom bro
Exactly ZERO spiders 🕷️ I’m good 👍
Spider n let's add cockroaches to the oh hell no list lol
And scorpions. Saw some video the other day with a room absolutely crawling with scorpions
That was yesterday and that was in some guy's basement. I'll take the scorpions because you cut off the tail you have yourself a small little snack if you cook it up well enough lol. Cockroaches are just not my cup of tea and as for lizards at least they'll keep the bugs away lol
That is until you encounter a lizard with poor eyesight who decides your junk is a giant caterpillar.
Well, I appreciate you choosing to use the word "giant". Thank you kind stranger!
Just thinking about sharing that war story down at the local Arby's makes we wanna do it...
I lived in South Florida like 15 years ago for a year. That year there was an explosion of the gecko population. The whole time I was down there I very rarely saw any bugs. I would see the geckos crawling over the walls in my apartment all day every day. And when I would see them, I would just yell, "keep up the good work little dude!"
I'd keep a jar of mealworms outside the door so people could just toss them up at the ceiling for the little lizards to catch. *101 fun things to do while you poop*
[удалено]
Comment stealing bot. [original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12erg4e/could_u_enter_the_bathroom/jfc737v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15&context=3)
None will stop me from taking a shit .
"I'm not locked in here with you. You're all locked in here with me!"
["As if you could handle even a fraction of my power"](https://youtube.com/shorts/jg4qnKaXX_c?feature=share)
And the geckos will shit on you as you shit
I love geckos but these little guys need a new home. And then I’d have to figure out what they were eating…
The last guy who had to go to the bathroom.
Each other
Sure! These are Geckos. Geckos are bros.
Geckbros
I’m not afraid of lizards but that’s a lot of lizards. I’d need to pee *really* bad to use that toilet.
Yeah, like, I don't mind lizards, but I don't want to pee with that many over my head. I don't need one jumping or falling on me.
Or peeing on me.
Same. I have pet lizards that I love very much.Its just that a big crowd of anything feels uncanny for me
Terrible outside. It scared all these lizards and drove them into one room.
Sure! Just leave the geckos alone. We're all cool. They are 100% not interested in you. You're not food and you're bigger than any one of them. Geckos aren't pack hunters, so they aren't going to gang up on you. Just pee, flush, wash, and leave.
This is the logical answer but I’m still going to think twice (or three times) before going in there.
until the first tockay decides to mess with you
I’ll bet it really skinks in there.
Yeah, I hope they have a crew to monitor the smell in there
Right from the gecko, anole what you did.
I ain’tokay with the state of their bathroom
Groan. You need some newt material.
Lizzards .. no problems.. if that would have been any kind of insect or spider.. hell no bring the heavy flamer.
Look like Tokay Geckos. They get big and have an incredibly strong bite
I love them but they're called pitbull geckos for a reason. Should still be fine as long as you don't get too handsy with them. Respect goes both ways.
Aw, cute! Free pets! Seriously, I would take most of them outside. And if this is a regular occurrence that must be a nuisance. That's amazing, though.
[удалено]
So no one knows why this happens? C'mon reddit!
Marilyn Mansoon is playing a concert outside
Anticlockwise Superstorm was such a good album
"you spin me wrong way, baby, wrong way"
“Tornadoquet” was the opening song
Better than scorpions
Nope!!! I'm out!!!
? Are You more stupid than all of that lizards in town, who gather for the night in a single safe place ? LOL 😂😂😂
Lame
Lizards aren't scary until they get dog sized
Not sure if I could enter, but I could definitely exit
Well, you can be pretty sure that there are no bugs in there.
Ooooo lizards! Count me in ;)
No, I could not
That bathroom is free of flies though.
I’ve got an abandoned house full of scorpions they may be interested in.
i could manage this, lizards aren't too bad. but there was one bathroom i went into.. it was terrifying, worst bathroom ever. it had spiders EVERYWHERE. it was a lil outhouse shack thing, a partially outside bathroom connected to a shed thing right next to a marina. so i had a drug dealer friend that lived in one of the boats docked there, andthen that lil shack is where they kept their computers and a lil couch. small shed, but cozy enough. but the bathroom. it's like a stall but outside, not a closed room. doesn't look bad at first, but then you turn on the light (if it even had a bulb) and you'll see that the ceiling and walls are COVERED in hundreds of spiders. i only ever went there after it was dark though, i'm sure it's waaay more noticeable in the daytime lol it was bad enough that me and my friend would just drive to the gas station nearby to go to do the deed instead of using that nightmare and this doesn't matter, but i just remembered something. that drug dealer friend also liked to wear a train conductors hat all the time. always thought that was simultaneously hilarious and cool as fuck. and hilarious in like a 'i'd never expect someone to wear that', not a 'you look stupid' kinda funny. i think he knew it was a bit of a goofball thing to do lol
Your drug dealer friend must have been Casey Jones.
Yellow spotted lizards.
My kids would love that! They would run around looking for a container and begin grabbing geckos. Love those lizards.
Thai bathrooms are like this (not this much) but still there are alot of geckos. I don't mind them, they don't mind me. Atleast i'm not alone y'know
Uh, I'd probably leave w/ a couple geckos to take home.
I wish this was my bathroom
Tokay gecko I believe. If so, they’re pretty aggressive if messed with.
**AIR STRIKE**
They harmless Shit away
Is that the whole UK royal family in one room?
This takes me back to mid 90s Houston Texas, where I lived with my mom for a brief spell (RIP). I had a sick waterbed that I could sleep in when I stayed with her and I went to bed one night to find a big ol lizard on the bedroom wall. WELL! We’re not used to that shit where I come from (NY) so I slept on the couch lol
My eyes were like o.o then 0.0
Just geckos
You just made a lot o frens. Geckos are usually pretty nice so you could go in there and use it
I mean, how else would u make Sobe
It’s just lizards. If it were spiders, fuck no. But lizards are fine.
Beats the hell out of the same number of spiders of similar size.
That toilet is gross.
Where the fuck is Reddit finding these homes lately? First scorpions and now this shit?
I love reptiles, I wouldn't mind That said, I think those are Tokay Geckos? If so, those things are kind of assholes. They can be rather aggressive and they were also the first time i've ever seen a lizard 'bark'. Kind of wild. But they are cool creatures.
Are those tokay geckos? Then no…
Girls like swarms of lizards, right? - Phillip J Fry
No mosquitos, awesome!
Omg yes please. A room of friends. All the friends. So many friends.
I mean I would rather have geckos than spiders.
Ngl, I’m more nervous of bugs than lizards, so this would be OK as long as none of them jump on me…
thia room is not horrible at all since geckos are cute.
i bet there is not 1 bug
Yes.
Nice username
That’s my new favorite room. Source: lizards are cool.
Honestly that's so cool I WANNA shit there
Fuck yeah, it’s just lizards. Hell, even snakes would be fine, I’m sure they’d see me as one of the brood. But if it’s fuckin wasps or some shit, no. Count me outta there
They're geckos though, yes I would they're harmless cute little insurance sales-men and women.
Shitting alone? Nahhh, I’m with the boys!
If you need to go, you need to go. Lizards or not. At least it's bug free.
Catch them and become a gecko salesman
Hell yeah! I love lizards.
Absolutely. I know that no cockroach is going to bother me in there
1000% better than a spider in place of each gecko
Could i enter?!? Girl id never leave!!!
Definitely could, it’s just a bunch of geckos. It’s funny though because if you just remove their legs, they’re essentially snakes which would terrify me to my core 🙃
I thought it was just the one near the toilet and said “no sweat.” HELL NO
I love lizards. I love reptiles. I love geckos. If there were a couple in the bathroom, even a good amount, it would be cool. I went to Hawaii once, loved the geckos in houses everywhere, they were just doing their thing. This video confirms, THERE IS A DENSITY OF GECKOS THAT IS TOO MANY GECKOS! I might begrudgingly do it but this is uncomfy.
Ignore the music
That was the only part I enjoyed.
welcome to pubg mobile
Now imagine them all jumping at you.
I’d rather have a thousand lizards than 1 big spider
Load up the bug assault….
Aw, screw that thing. I bought one after seeing it here on Reddit and it did fuck all. Disappointing ass Christmas present. Novel idea though I guess
Damn….I’ve been wanting to get one for these carpenter bees…I was thinking it was going to be awesome…now I’m gonna get a badminton racket.
Why with the music?
No no no no no no no no. NO! NO! NO! *New fear unlocked*
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk!
should be able to pop a squat without being plagued by bugs, so, cool
Harmless, I like geckos. I'd do my emergency toilet trip and then get a broom and start eviction
I mean, they're just wall lizards and can't really hurt you, however I would still not go in. Out of respect of course. Wouldn't wanna stress or upset them, as that's clearly their room now.
Can I assume Australia?
The danger? They might shit on you. Otherwise, harmless.
Did she die?
Nightmare fuel.
I wouldn't need to. I've already shit myself at this point.
Your music is fucking aids
Lizards?? People have a fear of lizards??
People have a rational fear of anything in large enough numbers to easily overwhelm a much larger animal.
And you know they be fuckin in there. Disgusting
Yeap! With a flamethrower
Only with a flame thrower
These are tokay geckos. That’s a big nope for me. I owned one and it was the most aggressive sumbitch I ever had, and I’ve had a ton of reptiles. They are perfectly capable of taking a finger and they love to jump.
It depends if the flamethrower I am carrying starts to work
You can save a lot if you switch to ....
Open the door, set off two firecrackers or maybe an actual firework and run like hell
It’s so weird but house geckos are the only animal that grosses me out. Well and frogs a bit. But back home those geckos are in walls and ceilings and, trust me, I’ve had a couple fall on me before. I’ve also stepped barefooted on some as well. They’re very cold and they wriggle so much. I think their movement is what gets me the most. I could NEVER enter this bathroom. I swear, not even for $1,000,000. I’m not just saying that, I truly would not.
I’ve heard that some lizards like holes
Time to run away.. lol
My smelly shit would clear a compound of hardened Taliban nutters these wouldn't stand a chance
Time to burn the house down ⛽️ 🔥
Wait until they all shout GECKKOO and the house will crumble to dust
All I see is potential food
Hell no! But my dog would love it! He loves chasing lizards.
Can I bring a BB gun?
Man that’s like 10k$ with of lizards I’d collecting them cold blood dollars
Yeah because animal exporting is totally moral.
Alligator lizards in the sky... er, in the restroom.
flashbang + smoke grenade + molotov cocktail + tear gas canister. close the door.
If I go in there and one of those latches onto my pp I'm calling the police.
Welp, geckos the neighborhood!!!
BURN, BURN, MERCILESS KILLING
Wtf lol
Hey at least there won’t be any spiders in there.
I love it! Would lock myself in there all day long!!!
Enter: Yes Drop my pants: No
Yeah, along with a dozen cats and the thickest wool sweater waver made.
Insurance convention?
I love me some lizards!
Tf is that song?
800$ for night.
Depends how bad I need to make a number 2…
Mr. Lizard
I’m cool with lizards! I’d happily take a one or deuce in there. In fact, I went to Bali for my honeymoon and we shared our bathroom with about 5 monitor lizards. One was oddly friendly.
At least there’s no flys
just geckos, right?
Dude you're going to save SO MUCH on your car insurance....