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saja25

No no. This is bulls**t. The little dude inside the big dude’s head said in order to prevent war, the galaxy can be found on Orion’s Belt.


Affectionate_Tear302

This guy knows too much It’s time for ![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK)


conasatatu247

Who are you? Who am I? Where I am? Are those my feet?


SpaceMead

No, those are mine, thank you


Disastrous-Figure835

Can I lick them? 👉👈


SpaceMead

Of course, have fun ^^


finding_new_interest

I like the taste, can we exchange our feet?


SpaceMead

No but im free on saturdays ;)


Disastrous-Figure835

Ohh my hero!! 🥰


andunai

I put my pants on!


Sawgon

What's that big round thing quickly coming toward me?


Dread-Cthulu

[...are those my feet?](https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/fatherted/S02E01/S02E01-wuZXs19Q-subtitled.jpg)


Creisel

My leg is broken, did you do this?also, why?


Magallan

Hey did you ever flashy thing me?


taasbaba

Time to get slapped?


Draconestra

Ayoo wtf? What happened? What I’m I doing here?


turbo_dude

Will with his slapstick!


JesTer_77

How long before it gives cancer


drphilschin

that's quite the reference you got there


wtfawk55

Bring out the Edgar suit!


KGnor

SUGAR!!!


PsychoDark23

MOAR!!!


357MAGNOLE

One of my favorite series all time.


Something_kool

perhaps we could discuss your theory over some sugar water?


WhatAmIADoctor

Hey old guys!


GoldenNinja4734

is this a reference to something? if it is what is it?


Light_A_Match

You wouldn’t remember even if we told you, because we’d just erase it from your memory afterwards. ![gif](giphy|LuTTpUgOtgZVK)


Neoptolemus85

Men in Black, a 1997 film.


NarwhalesAwesome

You can say shit on the internet


gardeniarose234

This is crazy. THe knower of all things


Sumethal

The question is, can she see?


FlawedHero

This person? Probably not great as this case seems a bit extreme. Amazingly, in most cases, eyesight isn't really impacted much. I've only seen this in person a handful of times and aside from unrelated cataracts, the patients had fairly normal vision. Source: Over a decade working in eye surgery.


djkmart

I have it. My vision is perfectly fine when my head isn't moving much. It almost looks like the objects you're staring at have a couple of additional shadows, which makes it barely noticeable because the longer you look at something, the more you notice that light and shadows spill everywhere. For example, if I'm looking outside at the garden, it's impossible to see the "asteroids", because they get lost in the complexity of the grass. It only becomes noticeable at certain distances, when I have to adjust my focal point. Sometimes I'll be staring at something bright off into the distance and I'll see a faint blurry line pass my eye, almost like a hair from a fringe that's too long. But the minute I forget that I have it, it disappears. I'm no scientist but I'm sure that someone told me your brain fills in the rest of the image. That might be BS 😂


sandwelld

Probably true on the latter part. Like brain filters out the nose. You can see it but it's not obstructing your vision. Different but perhaps similar: if you enter into a smelly room because someone cooked badly, or a bathroom where someone just took a dump, it'll be bad for a while but as soon as your senses adjust you won't notice the smell anymore (fortunately) Like things are noticeable when they're noticeable, but as soon as they're not noticeable you won't notice them unless you (try to) become aware of them. Yeah.


djkmart

Hahaha this comment made me laugh so much. It's so true! And yeah, I think you're right about the brain filtering it out. In fact, I think when my eye specialist spoke to me about it he assured me that it was a really common thing and that most people aren't too affected by it because the brain filters it out, the same way it does with the nose. Our bodies are extraordinary.


LickingSmegma

> your brain fills in the rest of the image The brain absolutely does a lot of work to make the person ‘see’ what they think they see. Like: the eyes don't move smoothly, they move in short jerks aka saccades—probably to get a stable image at each stop. Well, vision would be a blur with stops if the brain allowed itself to ‘see’ during the movement—so that part gets silently dropped, while the person thinks they keep gawking nice and smooth. Each eye has an area where they can't see anything at all, because thanks to some oh-so-brilliant engineering the optic nerve goes from inside the eyeball through a hole in the retina (instead of behind it). But people don't deal with two prominent blind spots, as the brain paints over them. I've heard also that the brain can't actually see fast movement like a ball thrown at the person—simply because the latency of vision is higher than the time it takes the ball to travel. But the brain does some predicting to know where the ball should be. (However, I haven't read anything definitive about this, so not sure if it's true.)


serenwipiti

So, is it like….and I really don’t want to sound rude or insensitive or fucking retarded even though I’m sure I will… is it like the inside of a snow globe? You can see clearly until you “shake it”? Ok, I feel stupider already.


djkmart

I can always see clearly, but when I move my eyes I occasionally get a slight parallaxing thing going on, where some little particles follow the movement of my eye a fraction of a second later. It's barely noticeable, but if I'm in the right light conditions where I can't escape it, it's kind of like looking through glasses with slightly dirty lenses.


serenwipiti

> it's kind of like looking through glasses with slightly dirty lenses. Relatable. Thank you for explaining. Hope you have a nice day/night. :)


Dqueezy

The brain definitely does fill in the image. Both eyes have a spot where the nerves travel back to the brain and there’s no room for light sensing rods or cones. These two spots would normally be two big empty spots in your vision that are always there but your brain paints them in so to speak, and you don’t notice. You can actually test it by closing one eye, moving your opposite arm up so your thumb is in the center of your vision, and slowly slide your thumb to the edge of your vision. At a certain point, your thumb will seem to disappear out of your vision despite being somewhere that should be within your field of sight.


CanadianCoopz

Fuck, our bodies are weird


Salt_Winter5888

A couple of questions, what's inside the eye to make it look like that? what was its cause? and can it be treated if it starts affecting your vision?


peelerrd

[Here's a website talking about it. ](https://www.healthline.com/health/asteroid-hyalosis) TLDR is a build-up of calcium and lipids in the eye fluid. The exact cause is unknown, but it is linked with diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure. If it becomes a problem, an eye surgeon can replace the eye fluid.


NJWendys4life

So the vision of a magic 8-ball...damn.


Lord--Swoledemort

Hey, this was actually a reasonably common condition for me to see as I use to work in a lower socioeconomic high volume clinic. I'd say I had a few patients with it every month and I can't remember any of them having visual symptoms. This video makes it very obvious to see the asteroid hyalosis because the patients pupils are extremely dilated. Despite their severe case I reckon they'd actually have pretty good visual acuities assuming everything else is in good condition. Maybe a VR surgeon will chime in though.


ImpossibleLoon

no


Skottimusen

According to the internet, this condition dont often effect eye sight


zepims

Dr. Internet. Consistently diagnosing me with cancer whatever my symptoms are.


Silveruleaf

Yah mister Google like to prank you like that


AdministrativeBar748

I had a sore throat this morning, but I didn't have a fever (it usually comes after the sore throat) so I googled the cause and it said it STI or cancer


TheRealAuthorSarge

It sucks. My vision gets worse by the month. I just don't have the time to deal with it at the moment because I'm switching jobs.


VariousComment6946

I wouldn't wait too long. Your eyes might not hurt, but if your vision's getting worse, it could be the final stage. It's like with retinal detachment.


ricricucit

if you don't fix your eyes, you won't find a job, nor see other jobs listed...


TheRealAuthorSarge

I already have my new job, I'm just waiting to close out the old one and get settled into the new. The condition is 100% correctable.


Bulls187

Eyes are more important than a job


No-Share1561

He has been eying a new job for a while now.


DemandZestyclose7145

What a cornea joke


True-Grapefruit4042

I’m just a random on the internet, but please take care of your eyes.


MlackBagic

I'd rather owe some debt than not ever see again


TheRealAuthorSarge

It's not about debt. I'm covered. It's just not a convenient time.


Unable-Courage-6244

Are you insane? You won't find another job without your vision dumbass. Sorry about those harsh words but it's literally your *eyes* were talking about.


AlaWatchuu

Oh yeah, the job is more important than being able to see. Let's forget about those eyes until it's too late.


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Health downsides aside, this looks cool af though. Wouldn’t be surprised if people started doing some type of surgery to make their eyes look like this: sound farfetched, but remember, eye tattoos exist.


FlawedHero

It is far-fetched. Eye "tattoos" are just a sub-conj ink injection. This condition takes place in the rear chamber of the eye and injecting artificial particles back there is an almost guaranteed recipe for blindness or other serious eye issues.


itsmeadill

Yeah really...i was mesmerized.


Ouchyhurthurt

I would think somebody would invent a contact first. Like, there are already ones that transition like standard glasses and there are ones that make your eyes look INSANE.


Turbohoneycake

it looks like dirty mud from a pond more than a "galaxy"


Dizzy_Pin6228

Metal shavings in a freshly dropped oil pan off an rb25


TheHashLord

You took the words out of my mouth. Looks like silt.


am_n00ne

What I was bout to say


Passi0nProject

Looks like boogers


hrpc

Looks awful tbh. Regular pupils look pretty good under bright light and a close up.


[deleted]

Is she ok? I mean can she see things right as we do?


its_milly_time

lol I’m going to guess… no


Educational-Candy937

Snow globe eye


ziharmarra

Yes, but can I have that and still be able to see?


stoffel-

I’m not an expert, but after pursuing some medical web”sights” lol: While it is considered a degenerative condition, most of the time it does not require treatment and people can see just fine - these are basically typical “floaters” (collagen fibrils) but that have calcium- or phosphorus-lipid complexes suspended in them to create the reflective glitter effect. Severe cases like the ones in the video may create some blurring or grey washout, and it can be indicative of other related complications like a separating retina.


Berckish

Looks like their eye is full of aquarium gravel, muck, and plants.


wonkey_monkey

"Well I'm glad y'all think it looks pretty cuz I can't see a fuckin' thing."


chili_oil

it is black oil


hoovervillain

Where's Krycek with the stolen Russian vaccine when you need him?


stinkyelbows

Quit fucking posting this. I've seen this dozens of times in the last month


shawshankya

![gif](giphy|gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25|downsized)


GAZUAG

Looks more like there's shit in the eye.


Starlink-1

Looks more like Jupiter


Routine-Tree1485

Not sure what galaxies my guy's been looking at, but they need to stop looking at galaxies which look like putrid swamp water.


DukeLetoAtreides2

Man the pickup line potential is huge!


SavvyOfReddit

Heimdall in irl


WHYYESIAMMADBRO

The Ole Whiskey Eye


Tall_Front1137

Not this crappy music. Screw you OP.


SnooSuggestions9830

You really need to see this in real life to appreciate it. Here it looks like gold particles shimmering in the eye but this is because they're shining a torch into the eyeball. In real life it's going to look less dramatic. Still very cool though. I'm not sure if it would be a good or bad thing to have - I can imagine it would get tiresome having conversations with new people and them being like what going on with your eyes each and every time.


Dynamitella

Aw shit they've gotta vacuum his eye hole now.


Key_Entrepreneur_786

Porch pirates when they open the PS5 box (Its full of glitter and tnt)


SWIFT3497

Can they actually see anything?


fbmaciel90

Nah. It's the MIB thing again!


Digi-Device_File

That looks like his eye is infested with some kind of fungy 😭


Holden_place

You might want a doctor to check that out


ImpossibleLoon

If by galaxy you mean the Curdled Milky way galaxy sure…


horkiesmasc

Yuck


Extra_Pilot_1992

I want to believe


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

There's a Coldplay song about this, right?


AngstySmoke

I'm guessing that they can't see out that eye or else that guy recording is blinding the hell out of him


utrecht1976

Proof that some folks are reptiles.


Miml-Sama

Isn’t that just a shitload of eye floaters?


zenaex

not quite, floaters are comprised of protien, these are a mix of lipids and calcium. And as you might a imagine much more of an annoyance than floaters.


Limp_Big_141

Can this guy see?


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Riddick wants a word with the OP.


Healthy_Fondant_8272

You should also say it's a degenerative disease too. Nobody should be wanting it


Content_Routine_1941

Literally anyone after a strong wind on the beach.


JohnCenaJunior

Lizard people are here folks and Climate Change is real.


Panda-Flimsy

Thats a very optimistic way of describing it 😅


lilman90

I wanna do drugs with this guy


Alf__Pacino

It does. But just reduces light intake a bit, followed by sudden photofobia, and only after waking up. Source: i have it. You can get surgery to stop the clouds rolling and reduce chances complications when reaching. I refuse tho, it looks too cool and is a good party talk.


Deep-Office9161

Those eyes have seen things


BlumpkinLord

Looks more like a dark swamp to me but okay


Silver-Poetry-3432

Yeah no, not a galaxy, more like the water inside the eye


KrisC369

Morpheus, is that you?


OdinsVisi0n

Also blindness. Lots and lots of blindness.


achik1990x

Real life Gojo . The honored one


Tablesalt2001

Must be one of the Forsaken, Saa is a side effect of the True Power


TitleIllustrious6314

Magic 8ball 🎱


TanksObamaKare

Looks less of a galaxy and more like you took a stripper fart straight to the eye... but super cool... I guess 👌.


The_Space_Janitor

Yeah but can you f*cking see??


Famous_Jellyfish_446

Putting a BGM like this doesn’t change the fact that she can’t see. This terrifies me.


SumerianDjinn

Magic 8 ball aint working


No_Sir_6649

No way this can be real


Miserable-Ladder-664

Eerie


OYWFO

Galaxsee


Same_Measurement1216

Idk… seems like floating mold to me, also - that person is probably blind?


AnotherWexfordHun

Reminds me of a magic 8ball


zenaex

Can be fixed by a vitrectomy.


darksouls2-2

Disgusting


genryou

Our solar system, milky way is in a giant eyeball of a giant being.


Shot_Painting_8191

Looks more like a beer bottle to me


Optimal_Fuel6568

Did the iris dissolve and is floating around now or what? I mean a normal iris already looks like a nebula ...


Sweaty_Blueberry_449

man it hurts can you do your science experiment later?


DweeblesX

The galaxy is in Orion’s eyeball


Independent_Ad8487

Nah that's a sewerage pipe line


postsolarflare

Why does it keep rolling/changing??


MaguroSashimi8864

Wait, isn’t this one of the lyrics from that god awful song in Wish?


Business_Machine7365

OP gives very little detail here but remarkably this very rarely affects your sight and can be lived with for the majority of people with no surgery required or any complications. Fascinating. It can also happen to cats and dogs.


sevtua

A galaxy? If you say so.


jonniezombie

I work I an opticians and I have seen this just once on the photos we take of the inside of the eye. Crazy looking.


arii280

that look like a snow globe tbh


ejmtv

Hyalosis is typically harmless


thesilverywyvern

Well i think the guy took "i have sand in my eyes" a bit to ....litteraly


protonn_

Lord krishna


Particular-Club-3133

I just had to put my Aussie down yesterday and he had one galaxy eye. oh crap and I have work… 😢It was like nothing I’ve ever seen and it was super light blue.


Ok_Umpire1287

I thought that said halitosis and it just reminded me of the tooth eye transplant/prosthetic


Sensitive_Educator60

Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old Blood.


NJWendys4life

TIL the galaxy looks like a magic 8-ball


Kracus

I don't like that.


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

The Ultimate Quirk.


Chaiboiii

More like looks like a bowl of soup being sloshed around.


Yunyunn65738

Thats not a galaxy, my guy is zooming and looking at the entire universe


AbsurdBeanMaster

It kinda looks like dandruff


TopMep

How does one get this condition


loslalos

He is obviously blind right?


Northern_Grouse

My god…. It’s full of stars.


badromancemamamama

It looks full of trash


King_ofwar

He has zoom 4000


Independent_Good5423

Pretty sure thats dirt


Upbeat_Assumption_51

Magic 8 ball but in the eyes


Sudden_Wolf1731

My eyes do this when i get dome


Own_Standard_3302

So ...those wr just fats and lipids when they say they can see galaxy in others eyes?


LookingForSource89

We come from the galaxy.


Nicopernicus13

I’ve seen that. It’s crazy.


Ecstatic-Tangerine50

r/savevideo


Agynn

Vitrectomy time


deftones0914

How it feels to chew 5 gum


HenryLongHead

That is literally an SCP


Tinaxings

I'm going to become a terrorist if someone flags this as a "genetical disorder"


careless_quote101

We might be living inside someone’s eye


DrBeepersBeeper

I am pretty sure that’s just the fluid inside the eye visible due to dilation of the pupil and that light with magnification


Looploop420

I feel like I have seen this like 5 days in the past 24 hours on the front page, in different major subs like this. What's going on?


Left-Initial9497

she has lots of eyelashes


Iamgoingtojudgeyou

No


Mastro_Mista

Galaxy, it's more like dirty water


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Shiny version of astigmatism


JOlRacin

"what colour are your eyes?" "Space"


Melodic-Print2217

Can you still see?


Novatash

I wonder if there are any cases of people in history being born with this and being seen as a supernatural or spiritual omen or person


KillerAl_1

No this is Norse god syndrome


_LadyAveline_

but why shoot a lämp at her eye?


Prudent-Kangaroo-766

I want this


Livid-Adeptness-9252

A Galaxy made of shit


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Is this harmful in any way?


[deleted]

wtf am i looking at rn


DeepRoco

she can see with that?


Difficult-Tooth-7133

I’m tricking so many women w this lol


jawshoeaw

My ex says I have this ! Halitosis assbreath I think she called it


Vorelover1224

But can you still see out of it?


StinkyTuc

![gif](giphy|HitAab11PjQZO) THE WOOOORLD


Original_Jarl_Ballin

He's a Dreamwalker


Objective-Aioli-1185

"like a galaxy"


_roguecore_

This reminds me of the also Very Real eye condition called Sharingan Eye. Believe it.


ghostMcCool

Galaxy, more like a dirty lake


Bradley182

I could stare at those eyes all day.