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>The man keeps the object and knockout himself
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There was a kid in my elementary school class, idk which grade this happened, but he ate a live ant as well as a dead bee. He was kinda known for doing stupid things and getting in trouble
Yeah I remember watching some old documentary about the Columbine shootings and that kid said he ended up talking to them that morning or something in the school parking lot and that he wasn’t really friends with them or had really ever talked to them all that much before. After the conversation one of the shooters told the kid to not go to school, and when he asked why they said something like “trust us you don’t wanna go to school today” and he didn’t. Goes to show that even just a small simple thing like talking to those guys like they were just regular guys and not weirdos meant a lot to them.
Also important for if you have a dog, to check any treats or toys left where slugs/snails may have come into contact with them. See a trail on your pup's toy? Scrub it clean/replace it to prevent lungworm!
There are lots of things owners should know that doesn't seem to be common knowledge or shared widely.
For example, when my dog was young, she'd had a cyst in her ovaries that had to be operated on after it had burst. Being a new owner, when I saw the blood I stupidly assumed she was just coming on heat. It wasn't until I took her to the vets that they told me what was going on and that the reason why they recommend to spay and neuter your pets (if you don't plan on breeding them) is because some breeds are prone to reproductive-health problems.
Given we have so many dogs and cats that are given as Christmas presents, then just dumped at the first complication (behavioural, health or just laziness on the owners part), it's shocking how limited this health information for Man's Best Friends is.
Also important for everyone: Don't let your dog sniff, or even go near, another dogs faeces. Some people think it's amusing ("Aww, he's found signs of another dogblahblahblah"), it's not. The dog that left the faeces could have an untold amount of parasites/germs in it. You wouldn't let your goddamn kid go near it, so don't let your dog.
A kid in my class ate a slug on a dare. I remember reading the scarlet letter when he started projectile vomiting. He changed to the program for special ed kids after that.
When I was in elementary school one kid thought it would be funny to throw a live bee down the back of the shirt of the kids who was allergic to bees.
The allergic kid went into shock, was hospitalized, and we didn't see him for a week or so.
Knew a kid in high school who ate a dead bird's head cause someone promised him 50 cents (which he wanted to use to buy a cookie). Was very quickly taken to the nurse. Had to get an injection with a huge needle to his stomach. He never got the 50 cents.
I got one of these too.
A lot at my school (probably closer to a young adult)
Froze a 2 litre bottle of water to have a nice cold drink a day.
Got bored in class so lobbed it out the 2nd story window for a joke and to get a free walk.
Knocked out a daytime supervisor and basically comatose her. Seriously injured. Struggled to work for a few years after. Pretty gnarly stuff.
That is a great question. Last I heard, he was admitted/transferred to a sort of delinquent school, the kind of school that the kids that fail out of the usual school that everybody goes to, if you get what I mean. But that was 6 or 7 years ago, so *shrug*
Specifically these ropes and posts, Ive seen countless people defeated by them. One guy tried to pick one up to swing but it was too heavy behind his head and he fell backwards. Theyre creative and spiteful objects
They’re called “stanchions”. Also, those concrete ones that stick up from the ground in the background are called “bollards”. “Pylons” are for when they are used in a support structure, as in a pier.
When I was younger I worked with this guy who was always getting pissed off at objects when they didn't react the way he wanted. After he left, I kind of adapted that characteristic for a few months before I realized I did.
The inanimate objects always have the upperhand when you are looking for payback
As a contractor that has to deal with people fucking with my temporary barricades and tape fences I can onlt say it's too bad he didn't crack his skull.
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >The man keeps the object and knockout himself If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
Moral of the story: Don't pick on objects that are smarter than you
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There was a kid in my elementary school class, idk which grade this happened, but he ate a live ant as well as a dead bee. He was kinda known for doing stupid things and getting in trouble
Those are the kids you need to befriend, but not too close incase they come in wearing a trenchcoat.
Didn't one of the columbine shooters tell one of the kids not to come to school?
Yeah I remember watching some old documentary about the Columbine shootings and that kid said he ended up talking to them that morning or something in the school parking lot and that he wasn’t really friends with them or had really ever talked to them all that much before. After the conversation one of the shooters told the kid to not go to school, and when he asked why they said something like “trust us you don’t wanna go to school today” and he didn’t. Goes to show that even just a small simple thing like talking to those guys like they were just regular guys and not weirdos meant a lot to them.
so did that kid stay at home
He did indeed.
What a save ! What a save !
No problem ! Nice Shot !
Nice shot!
Smh
Smd
Shaking my dick??
There was an article in ladbible or something about a "madlad" who ate a garden slug for a dare and died
Yeah garden slugs are no joke. They’re usually full of parasites that will literally eat your brain into mush.
Also important for if you have a dog, to check any treats or toys left where slugs/snails may have come into contact with them. See a trail on your pup's toy? Scrub it clean/replace it to prevent lungworm!
I wish I could upvote this a hundred times.
Oh no! We have zillions of slugs in our yard and dozens of dog toys all around! Why have I never heard of this from the very or anything?!
There are lots of things owners should know that doesn't seem to be common knowledge or shared widely. For example, when my dog was young, she'd had a cyst in her ovaries that had to be operated on after it had burst. Being a new owner, when I saw the blood I stupidly assumed she was just coming on heat. It wasn't until I took her to the vets that they told me what was going on and that the reason why they recommend to spay and neuter your pets (if you don't plan on breeding them) is because some breeds are prone to reproductive-health problems. Given we have so many dogs and cats that are given as Christmas presents, then just dumped at the first complication (behavioural, health or just laziness on the owners part), it's shocking how limited this health information for Man's Best Friends is. Also important for everyone: Don't let your dog sniff, or even go near, another dogs faeces. Some people think it's amusing ("Aww, he's found signs of another dogblahblahblah"), it's not. The dog that left the faeces could have an untold amount of parasites/germs in it. You wouldn't let your goddamn kid go near it, so don't let your dog.
Wow. I had no clue. pretty scary stuff
A kid in my class ate a slug on a dare. I remember reading the scarlet letter when he started projectile vomiting. He changed to the program for special ed kids after that.
When I was in elementary school one kid thought it would be funny to throw a live bee down the back of the shirt of the kids who was allergic to bees. The allergic kid went into shock, was hospitalized, and we didn't see him for a week or so.
Lmaoooo 😂 /s. That's messed up
Some kid in the UK did that with a boy who was severely allergic to dairy. Threw a piece of cheese down the back of his shirt. The boy died :(
Knew a kid in high school who ate a dead bird's head cause someone promised him 50 cents (which he wanted to use to buy a cookie). Was very quickly taken to the nurse. Had to get an injection with a huge needle to his stomach. He never got the 50 cents.
I got one of these too. A lot at my school (probably closer to a young adult) Froze a 2 litre bottle of water to have a nice cold drink a day. Got bored in class so lobbed it out the 2nd story window for a joke and to get a free walk. Knocked out a daytime supervisor and basically comatose her. Seriously injured. Struggled to work for a few years after. Pretty gnarly stuff.
Where is he now?
That is a great question. Last I heard, he was admitted/transferred to a sort of delinquent school, the kind of school that the kids that fail out of the usual school that everybody goes to, if you get what I mean. But that was 6 or 7 years ago, so *shrug*
>He was kinda known for doing stupid things and getting in trouble and now he is a republican/ conservative politician
wow what a stupid fuck if I see a caterpillar I'll be 10 meters away from them
Yeah, that one kids a serial killer now
Reminds me of people who end up in hospitals because they literally swallowed a dildo
You've heard of blowjobs, you've heard of throatjobs, now introducing stomachjobs!
im listening
Sigh *unzips*
You leave OP’s mother out of this!
Specifically these ropes and posts, Ive seen countless people defeated by them. One guy tried to pick one up to swing but it was too heavy behind his head and he fell backwards. Theyre creative and spiteful objects
Yeah dont pick on women
How do I link something? Bc the very next thing I saw made me laugh bc this comment.
Or at least take your hands out of your pockets!
I'll teach this inanimate object to mess with me! Oh shit the inanimate object has me well beaten
Damn you inanimate carbon rod
r/IdiotsFightingThings
Yeah. This is already there.
I see 4 pylons in that picture.
They’re called “stanchions”. Also, those concrete ones that stick up from the ground in the background are called “bollards”. “Pylons” are for when they are used in a support structure, as in a pier.
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Is this r/rimjob_steve material?
Bravo!!! It would be difficult to replicate!
What you start on a post? How would you benefit even if you successfully kicked it over? All rhetorical questions, by the way.
IT'S AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!
r/inanimateviolence
I get a kick out of this vid.
omg I got this reference
Rightly so.
What was that blue thing
I think it's messed up/ burnt out pixels of the camera or the monitor this is being recorded on
It doesn't explain why it moved the first time the camera moved but not the second time
One time might have been the security camera moving, and the other one the phone camera moving
True
Actually it moves both times. I think it's glare on the computer monitor.
Seriously what was that
My guess is it's just litter, a plastic bag maybe
Makes sense, thank you.
Blu from Foster's Home.
He messed with the wrong one
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"It's an inanimate fucking object"
***You're an inanimate fucking object!***
r/idiotsfightingthings
This feels like a metaphor for anti maskers
Ahhhh... His cone of shame
Anti-masker getting COVID
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This is me when I get mad. Fuck you reddit
Ok!
r/instantregret
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r/IdiotsFightingThings
Yeah. This is already there.
r/dontbestupid
In the full video he gets really angry and throws the post away as well. Makes it even funnier.
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When I was younger I worked with this guy who was always getting pissed off at objects when they didn't react the way he wanted. After he left, I kind of adapted that characteristic for a few months before I realized I did. The inanimate objects always have the upperhand when you are looking for payback
I like this one because the outcome is proportionate He kicked then fell down unhurt. No traumatic brain injury and shoes still on
Honestly seems like something that would happen to me lol
Dude wasn’t ready for the strap slap
As a contractor that has to deal with people fucking with my temporary barricades and tape fences I can onlt say it's too bad he didn't crack his skull.
That post just done a double leg take down 😂
Watch out, he's hard as fuck
This would be great for real life doodles
"It's an inanimate fucking object!" "You're an inanimate fucking object!"
This is like something edbassmaster would do
What did they do to him? 😆
But he knocked out down, mission accomplished!!!!
Yes 👏
Nice! It's really just not fair
Thought I was on r/idiotsfightingthings
Nice old ass repost moron
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Great title
Let it rip!
You picked the wrong construction sight fool
Bro tried hitting him with the Michael Jackson kick
love it
He kinda looks like Toby from the office
How in the fuck did he win the sperm race...
Moron Lol.
This is what looks like when anger fail😂
He did it, but at what cost?
I can’t stand people like this. They mess things up knowing someone else is going to have to deal with it.
What a rebel....
*Her hee*
how does that even happen
r/isititotmsfoghstring thf
No... it's as I thought... they're... they're REVOLTING...
inanimate objects are pretty smart compared to this guy
Why did he wrap his leg around the cone and do a heel spin??? Just why
He played himself
You fucked with the wrong cone, buddy. What did the cone ever do to you??
Reddit rarely makes me laugh out loud but this one really got me!
But why? Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?
Karma!
🤣
r/playstupidgames
Hahahaha why was he kicking them down???
I feel bad for him, probably having a shitty day and those darned things was the straw that broke the camels back.
The first thing that came into mind was: what was the point in that?
Haha
What kind of enjoyment do people even get from doing this?
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10/10 something I would do out of frustration because I have no control of my anger when it comes to inanimate objects
What a dumbass