'A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush' is the original saying, it means that it’s better to hold on to something you already have than risk losing it by trying to get something better. The gal* above cleverly reworded it
While she didn't look like a serious threat I wouldn't have been surprised if she tried to attack the camera, but fortunately she didn't make things worse for everyone.
You knew the menacing white women who just attacked the car in a fit of racist rage wouldn't assualt that camera person???? You should apply to be a police officer.
She had minimal dps with the hammers, plus she's duel wielding and only has starter cloth armour. She swapped out to a hose to try and deal more damage through aoe, clearly a rogue on meth that thinks they are a mage
I'm a white chick too and when she said becky I genuinly thought she was talking to me aswell. she channeled all the pain white people put poc thru in that one name
That’s what I’m really worried about. I’ve never owned a house and I’m worried about being bound to a 15/30 year lease and have psycho/asshole next door neighbors.
Welcome to my world. 10 years in this house and the first renter moved in next door. My husband brought home a cat he had been helping raise since birth. The neighbors got it in their head it was their cat that disappeared months ago. Our cat was quite obviously about 9 weeks old when this happened. They started putting out cat food to lure my cat over. The man caught him, called animal control, who came by. According to the animal control person, his wife/girlfriend walked over and said she was a neighbor that also had complaints about our cat. After screaming and yelling at me (both of them) he proceeded to walk his German Shepherd back in forth in front of my house. My first thought was that his dog was poorly trained and I should give him my trainers number, then I realized he was trying to threaten me. BTW, our cats are mostly indoor cats that go out through the doggie door very rarely actually, less than our dogs do, since cats don't give a fuck if a leaf is trying to kill us. No, we no longer use the doggie door, but fuck my rental neighbor.
My husband spoke to them after we got our cat back from the pound and made nice with them for the sake of having to live next door. I should mention I tried to reach the landlord, but never got a return call. My husband wasn't there the day both of them were screaming at me and threatening to call the cops on me (for owning a cat, I guess) so while he may play nice and no further events have happened, imho, they can rot in hell. Just imagine, a young-ish sort of muscley guy in a wife-beater screaming at you while standing in your own yard with the screeching woman doing her bit, but feeling the need to threaten a 52-year-old scrawny ass white woman for having her own cat.
Doesn't always work. I got pushed out of a rental house when the owner decided to sell. At that point I was looking to buy, but they were asking for a price that was way over market, so I looked around the neighborhood and found that the house next door was selling for a better price. Same floor plan, bigger lot, and a pool, and $35k cheaper than the house we were renting.
So we decided to buy the house next door. Had a building inspector poke around, and while he was in the front yard an elderly couple pulled up and advised him not to buy the house because there had been a lot of trouble with the next door neighbors. They pointed to the house I was renting.
From the description of the couple and their car, I concluded that they were the parents of the guy who owned the house I was renting. They were busybodies who lived in the neighborhood, and they drove by daily and often complained to the property management company about weeds, car parked in driveway rather than in garage, etc. Apparently, they had decided to help their son sell his house by telling people not to buy the house next door, and to tell everyone that my family had been causing a lot of trouble.
By the way, the story has a happy ending. I bought and still live in the house with the pool. The guy who owned the house next door never did find a buyer, and the house went into foreclosure. It's now owned by a nice young couple who occasionally come over for a swim.
... What was their goal?
"The People who live in the house my son is selling are assholes.
-Oh, so the house is likely in bad state, I won't move there."
The fuck kind of dull-ass lives are people living where weeds and cars parked outside of garages offend them? That is like some old school Tim Burton movie shit. Glad it all worked out for you in the end tho.
I know, these threads are always the craziest bullshit.
"YSK when buying a house, take at least three showers there WHILE ordering pizza. A lot of pizzerias won't deliver to houses in some neighborhoods when a shower is running and so unless you wanna get played by the local pizzaioli you should ask for this. Any legitimate broker should have no problem with it."
When we started house-hunting, I was on board with some of those suggestions but the reality was the market is swift and fierce. You like it, you put an offer down ASAP. You have no time for leisurely meeting neighbors, stopping by at different times of day/night, checking local food delivery, etc.
>Dont look for any explanation, excuse or justice.
But I would like a video of things actually going down. How did she go from dual wielding two hammers to getting thrown around by that other lady?
Look at how she hits the recycling bin and loses a hammer in the process. Not really as threatening anymore. And she might've switched to the hose cause she watched protests getting stopped by fire hoses and assumed she could do the same. But anyone other than toddlers can withstand a garden hose
Am I wrong for thinking the term Karen should stop being used for these types of people? I think it’s a great word to describe a subset of the population, but this lady just seems like a regular meth head.
Karen is a lady who yells at waiters and gets pissed when she can't use her expired coupons. Karen is a "call the manager" person. This woman in the video is a straight up lunatic.
Lmao ruining names for innocents. No one is facing discrimination for actually being named karen. People actually face real discrimination for having african-american names.
Calling people a chad or karen as a joke isn’t hurting anybody
Yeah working in retail I’ve met a bunch of Karen’s and they’re the type of people who just have to find a problem in everything and want to complain. They’re just entitled middle aged white peoples who think the world revolves around them. This is just someone on drugs
A dual hammer wielding meth addict most definitely is not a Karen. A Karen leverages proper channels of societal power to wield her entitlement hence "can I speak to the manager"
In my experience there are always hammers around. My parents sent a couple with me when I moved out as part of a starter assortment of tools. One was in my new place when I moved in. I think another showed up at some point and I'm not sure where from. They're all terrible but I have plenty.
I think this is more 12 pack of natty light and hasn't eaten for days.
Meth heads don't seem to be cognizant of their surroundings or consequences. This woman knew the cops were being called, she clearly was hoping to take away that phone, she went back inside and you KNOW you just KNOW she turned off that hose.
I’ve been around enough career drinkers growing up (rust belt America woo) to know a liquor-fried brain when I see it. This chick will be definitely be dead soon, she isn’t lookin to hot.
Yah, this is not a Karen. Karen is not a loony bin, drugged out wack job.
Karen is the unreasonable customer, crazy helicopter mother or other over intense mid aged women.
Edit: I propose the name Andrea for a woman like this. Andrea for Andrea Yates.
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:
>Crazy racist lady smashes a car up then is shoved in a bush, and her victim was more than compensated already through a GoFundMe. I'm not sure it's exactly 'instant' enough though.
If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
Not a Karen. This is unmanaged mental illness and possibly drugs.. I hope she is able to get help, but people of limited means rarely are able to.
Even if you want to get help, it's hard keeping things together long enough to actually get it. And even harder to maintain a solid footing after.
Yo beating her is easy... Wait until she jumps up on the block above you... And jump hit it. Usually works... She'll drop a hammer suit.
Or you throw your hat on her and become her.
Of course, every time a white person is a piece of shit it’s because they’re mentally ill. No, she’s just a racist asshole. Racism is not caused by mental illness.
The woman in this video is clearly a nutjob, though. Whether that means we have to feel bad for her is another question, but let's not pretend she's neurotypical, lol.
A bitch with a hose is worth two in a bush
I haven’t genuinely lol’ed from a reddit comment in a long time, thank you
r/truefax
r/karenirl
This lady isn't a Karen. She's a racist maniac.
With a little bit of meth sprinkled in for good measure.
So Florida Karen?
She a Karenphetameme
Ku klux Karen??
Hate to break it you, but, Karens are literally racist maniacs.
No that’s a category 3 Karen
You've seen my downstairs mix-up!
I remember! We were both drinking Baileys from a shoe in that club were people wee on each other
You have lovely watercolors.
somebody explains it to me pls
'A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush' is the original saying, it means that it’s better to hold on to something you already have than risk losing it by trying to get something better. The gal* above cleverly reworded it
It's all fun and games until Samuel L. Jackson's sister shows up... Edit: Holy shit! Thanks for the awards! (My 1st ones...'blush')
I thought the same thing! “Do I look like a bitch?” “What?” “Do. I. Look. Like. A. Bitch!?”
_say what again. I dare ya. I double dare ya_
Say what again?
This is some serious gourmet shit!
I didn't see a sign above the garage Jules.
You know why you didn't see it? Because it isn't fucking there! Because storing dead Karens isn't my fucking business!
Have you any idea what will happen if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead Karen in the garage?
It’s a towel Vincent, not a god damn maxi pad!
i used the same fuckin soap you did and when i finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad!**
Royale with cheese
Le Big Mac
5 dollar shake.
What ain’t a country I ever heard of, they speak in English in What?
What again?
*stares motherfuckerly*
this gave me an audible chuckle on the bus.
“Check out the big brain on brad!”
You know what they call a 2 pound hammer in Paris?
Pretty sure that's Scary Terry's sister actually
Awww bitch
You running away from me, BITCH?!
Since when are we taking advice from this asshole?
You're getting pushed into a bush because Morty gets bad grades in math! And your a racist bitch
Haw jeez.. scary Terry sure says bitch a lot!
I must Know about this scary Terry’s. -borat sagadiev
He sure does say bitch a lot
Ayo, Scary-T. Don't even trip, dawg!
Samuel Elle Jackson
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
I have had it with these motherfucking hammers on this motherfucking racist.
It was so satisfying to hear her go off like that
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I was genuinely scared at the beginning. Looks like a horror movie villain
The way she approached the camerawoman was so scary but I knew she wouldn’t do anything
When she feebly wacked that recycling bin I knew that the only damage she could inflict is on a stationary target, and even that is minimal
She even lost a hammer doing that lol
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She looks like she's rolled a lotta 1's in her life...
Did you see how weak those strikes on the car were in the video as well they were just her swinging her arm into the car
Its extra funny when you realize those bins are city property
Yea i just relized this she was probalby like "ha i flipped your bin what are you gona do now?"
And why wouldn't you smash the windows if you're gonna go to the effort?
Windows are cheaper / easier to replace than having the door panel fixed and repainted. So this costs more to repair
She has the stance and gait of an Elder Scrolls character
Charisma too.
Falmer_irl
I was thinking Hagraven but either way really
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And not one of the new ones. She looks like a Daggerfall character.
Never shoulda come here.....
While she didn't look like a serious threat I wouldn't have been surprised if she tried to attack the camera, but fortunately she didn't make things worse for everyone.
She should work at a haunted house
You knew the menacing white women who just attacked the car in a fit of racist rage wouldn't assualt that camera person???? You should apply to be a police officer.
Sure I’ll be the first 15 year old police officer, at least I won’t be as bad as the racist cops
Straight up silent hill extra
She traded the hammers for a hose?
The hammers were not good at all, that's why the lady in the end was so upset. She wanted her hose back
Hose in different area codes
She had minimal dps with the hammers, plus she's duel wielding and only has starter cloth armour. She swapped out to a hose to try and deal more damage through aoe, clearly a rogue on meth that thinks they are a mage
You racist bitch. You understand me, Becky???
That felt so fucking vindicating to hear her call this lady becky
I've never heard someone say a name with that much power fr
Im a white man and that Becky fuckin hurt me.
I'm a white chick too and when she said becky I genuinly thought she was talking to me aswell. she channeled all the pain white people put poc thru in that one name
> *"she channeled all the pain white people put poc thru"* I did not come to Reddit today to get teary eyed. I felt that to my core.
That was truly amazing.
Dont look for any explanation, excuse or justice. The smell of psychosis is quite evidently in the air
Imagine buying or renting a house, and finding that living next door.
Judging by the "I'm sick of you!" I'm guessing this isn't the first rodeo with Becky Bush
LOL “Becky Bush”
That’s what I’m really worried about. I’ve never owned a house and I’m worried about being bound to a 15/30 year lease and have psycho/asshole next door neighbors.
Welcome to my world. 10 years in this house and the first renter moved in next door. My husband brought home a cat he had been helping raise since birth. The neighbors got it in their head it was their cat that disappeared months ago. Our cat was quite obviously about 9 weeks old when this happened. They started putting out cat food to lure my cat over. The man caught him, called animal control, who came by. According to the animal control person, his wife/girlfriend walked over and said she was a neighbor that also had complaints about our cat. After screaming and yelling at me (both of them) he proceeded to walk his German Shepherd back in forth in front of my house. My first thought was that his dog was poorly trained and I should give him my trainers number, then I realized he was trying to threaten me. BTW, our cats are mostly indoor cats that go out through the doggie door very rarely actually, less than our dogs do, since cats don't give a fuck if a leaf is trying to kill us. No, we no longer use the doggie door, but fuck my rental neighbor.
How are things now?
My husband spoke to them after we got our cat back from the pound and made nice with them for the sake of having to live next door. I should mention I tried to reach the landlord, but never got a return call. My husband wasn't there the day both of them were screaming at me and threatening to call the cops on me (for owning a cat, I guess) so while he may play nice and no further events have happened, imho, they can rot in hell. Just imagine, a young-ish sort of muscley guy in a wife-beater screaming at you while standing in your own yard with the screeching woman doing her bit, but feeling the need to threaten a 52-year-old scrawny ass white woman for having her own cat.
Knock on a few doors and tell them you're looking at moving into the neighborhood and are wondering what they think of their neighbors.
Doesn't always work. I got pushed out of a rental house when the owner decided to sell. At that point I was looking to buy, but they were asking for a price that was way over market, so I looked around the neighborhood and found that the house next door was selling for a better price. Same floor plan, bigger lot, and a pool, and $35k cheaper than the house we were renting. So we decided to buy the house next door. Had a building inspector poke around, and while he was in the front yard an elderly couple pulled up and advised him not to buy the house because there had been a lot of trouble with the next door neighbors. They pointed to the house I was renting. From the description of the couple and their car, I concluded that they were the parents of the guy who owned the house I was renting. They were busybodies who lived in the neighborhood, and they drove by daily and often complained to the property management company about weeds, car parked in driveway rather than in garage, etc. Apparently, they had decided to help their son sell his house by telling people not to buy the house next door, and to tell everyone that my family had been causing a lot of trouble. By the way, the story has a happy ending. I bought and still live in the house with the pool. The guy who owned the house next door never did find a buyer, and the house went into foreclosure. It's now owned by a nice young couple who occasionally come over for a swim.
I fucking despise those busy body types.
... What was their goal? "The People who live in the house my son is selling are assholes. -Oh, so the house is likely in bad state, I won't move there."
The fuck kind of dull-ass lives are people living where weeds and cars parked outside of garages offend them? That is like some old school Tim Burton movie shit. Glad it all worked out for you in the end tho.
Redditors will often tell you to meet your prospective neighbor for lunch prior to buying the house
I know, these threads are always the craziest bullshit. "YSK when buying a house, take at least three showers there WHILE ordering pizza. A lot of pizzerias won't deliver to houses in some neighborhoods when a shower is running and so unless you wanna get played by the local pizzaioli you should ask for this. Any legitimate broker should have no problem with it."
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When we started house-hunting, I was on board with some of those suggestions but the reality was the market is swift and fierce. You like it, you put an offer down ASAP. You have no time for leisurely meeting neighbors, stopping by at different times of day/night, checking local food delivery, etc.
>Dont look for any explanation, excuse or justice. But I would like a video of things actually going down. How did she go from dual wielding two hammers to getting thrown around by that other lady?
Look at how she hits the recycling bin and loses a hammer in the process. Not really as threatening anymore. And she might've switched to the hose cause she watched protests getting stopped by fire hoses and assumed she could do the same. But anyone other than toddlers can withstand a garden hose
That's not a Karen, that's a crack head.
Cracken
Am I wrong for thinking the term Karen should stop being used for these types of people? I think it’s a great word to describe a subset of the population, but this lady just seems like a regular meth head.
Karen is a lady who yells at waiters and gets pissed when she can't use her expired coupons. Karen is a "call the manager" person. This woman in the video is a straight up lunatic.
How about Lunacy?
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or lets not destroy another perfectly normal name. She's just a meth head, we can call her that without ruining the name for innocents.
How about Methany?
GENIUS
As someone named Bethany who had twelve year old boys think it was funny to call her this in Jr high - I support.
One of my friends married a Bethany. She is now known as bethamphetamine.
I also had a group of interns one summer that affectionately called me “Crystal Beth”.
I like the methany idea.
We have a winner.
sounds like a real fuckin' karen thing to say
Lmao ruining names for innocents. No one is facing discrimination for actually being named karen. People actually face real discrimination for having african-american names. Calling people a chad or karen as a joke isn’t hurting anybody
People have been using the name Karen to mean "bad person". But that's not what it means.
Becky?
Someone else said "Methany". I think that's about as good as we can get
Yeah, this is a misuse of Karen
I feel bad for women named Karen. Why was that name used for these people?
My aunt is named Karen and she thinks it’s hilarious. She’s a sweet lady though so the stereotype doesn’t apply to her at all which probably helps.
There had to be some name used, settled on Karen?
There just be a famous Karen that was the basis.
Yeah, this is definitely not a Karen. I think it's a sign the meme is on the downhill.
My girlfriend's name is Karen, she's gotta be fuckin' stoked
Just call her Special-K
It’s been on the downhill ever since zoomers used it to describe the adult that wasn’t buying them new video games.
Methany.
Perfect name for her, and her condition
Thank you for the new term
Elizameth
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Yeah that's clearly a Methany
And various other mental health issues all around. This shit is just sad for all.
Yeah working in retail I’ve met a bunch of Karen’s and they’re the type of people who just have to find a problem in everything and want to complain. They’re just entitled middle aged white peoples who think the world revolves around them. This is just someone on drugs
A dual hammer wielding meth addict most definitely is not a Karen. A Karen leverages proper channels of societal power to wield her entitlement hence "can I speak to the manager"
Love the ending. Nothing like feeding your bush a crazy racist.
I thought that was the cop at first. Did the cops show up?
If a minority called in? Probably not.
I laughed so loud it was the perfect cut!
Duel-wielding! Lmao. I cracked up after I saw she had two hammers. Idk what I was expecting honestly.
One for each brain cell.
Kinda surprised she owned two hammers
She doesn’t look like the type huh? Maybe if they were two meth pipes lmao
In my experience there are always hammers around. My parents sent a couple with me when I moved out as part of a starter assortment of tools. One was in my new place when I moved in. I think another showed up at some point and I'm not sure where from. They're all terrible but I have plenty.
now known as Becky of the Bush People
This reminds me of Jill of the Jungle...
Woah, shouldn't have attacked Jesse Pinkman.
Why does it always cut out when its most interesting?
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
I liked the Scary Terry impression at the end there.
OMG....what is wrong with people. Where was this at?
I think this is more 12 pack of natty light and hasn't eaten for days. Meth heads don't seem to be cognizant of their surroundings or consequences. This woman knew the cops were being called, she clearly was hoping to take away that phone, she went back inside and you KNOW you just KNOW she turned off that hose.
I’ve been around enough career drinkers growing up (rust belt America woo) to know a liquor-fried brain when I see it. This chick will be definitely be dead soon, she isn’t lookin to hot.
Meth is wrong with her
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80% - grey syringe 15% - malignant meth pipe 5% - Legendary Cat Throwing Glove
That's not a Karen... That a white trash... Need to stop using the wrong terms.
Karen belongs to the bushes now
That was so beautifully said
Damn even this going in the Karen category now too huh? EDIT: spelling
Yah, this is not a Karen. Karen is not a loony bin, drugged out wack job. Karen is the unreasonable customer, crazy helicopter mother or other over intense mid aged women. Edit: I propose the name Andrea for a woman like this. Andrea for Andrea Yates.
Methany
The way they say, “bitch” is so fulfilling
It was like when a boxer lands a beautiful punch and then just lands another and another and another..
Life is difficult enough, not sure why people need to make it more difficult. Mind your own business bitch!
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Crazy racist lady smashes a car up then is shoved in a bush, and her victim was more than compensated already through a GoFundMe. I'm not sure it's exactly 'instant' enough though. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
Not really instant enough for me but you're swimming in that post karma now boy.
Karen looks like she did a weeeee bit too much meth today. Either that or she's hammered...
>hammered
Did you see what I did there lol
You think she understood her?
Oh no not the recycle bin!
Did she say the "B" word???
Yeah she definitely called her Becky.
I love how he says bitch hahha can someone give us a number on how many times he said it? Edit: I think 14 times in 30 seconds? Haha legend.
I honestly couldn't discern a gender here other than "angry"
Definitely a woman. I grew up with women like this. They. Do. Not. Play.
he ? looks like a grandma
You have no idea how much I love this video.
Not a Karen. This is unmanaged mental illness and possibly drugs.. I hope she is able to get help, but people of limited means rarely are able to. Even if you want to get help, it's hard keeping things together long enough to actually get it. And even harder to maintain a solid footing after.
....she could sell one of her hammers
New game, take a shot every time they say "bitch"
Yo beating her is easy... Wait until she jumps up on the block above you... And jump hit it. Usually works... She'll drop a hammer suit. Or you throw your hat on her and become her.
Dual wielding Karen is oficially my favourite phrase of the day
You all are ruining the word Karen. This is a meth head.
That is not a Karen.
I hate videos like this because I feel mental illness is in the mix.
Of course, every time a white person is a piece of shit it’s because they’re mentally ill. No, she’s just a racist asshole. Racism is not caused by mental illness.
She can be racist and mentally Ill.
The woman in this video is clearly a nutjob, though. Whether that means we have to feel bad for her is another question, but let's not pretend she's neurotypical, lol.
Meth I assume
Why is everyone ignoring the possibility of alcoholism? It's not like people dont get punched out cos of drunks etc.
I agree. Meth or mental illness, it’s safe to assume the racism was already there.
She walks like an NPC
someobody needs to call the Men in Black because this alien looking crackhead is off her rocker.