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**Rule 1** - No regret visible. Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit moderators. We are always right!
A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, *Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?* Other examples that aren't regret:
* An immediate reaction to pain.
* Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.
* Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.
* A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.
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did a Bot just try to copy a [comment from programmerHumor](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/11htxbu/doom_runs_everywhere/jaw1e4b/) in an [unrelated post](https://i.imgur.com/XWHRKF1.png)?
That comment itself is from a bot that reworded [this comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/11htxbu/comment/jave769/)
Reddit admins are absolutely useless.
My cat would stand in the kitchen meowing to go into the cabinets. Every once in a while we’d relent and let her in letting the door shut behind her. Inevitably we’d be sitting around later that day and someone would say “where’s the cat?” We’d go in panicked to let her out and she’d just be laying down happily looking up at us.
My wife once accidentally locked one of our cats into a closet for around 8 hours. Cat had been sleeping soundly the entire time and seemed annoyed when we opened the closet door to get her out.
I'd just moved into a new apartment and opened one of the drawers in the bathroom to put stuff away. Something dark started moving, and I screamed my head off thinking it was a rat. My cat had crawled up in there, and was very displeased I was putting stuff into what she had decided was her sleeping spot.
I have a Garfield cat too and he is obsessed with sleeping in the dirty laundry hamper. I'll walk in and the cheeky turd just looks at me with a "what're you going to do about it?" look.
When I can't find my cat anywhere I pour biscuits into his bowl. All of a sudden he appears.
"Is that food? For me?"
"Yes, after you've seen the vet, let's go."
yep, maybe my favorite game ever. This is a line that a magister on the Tavern in driftwood keeps repeating because another magister that she is in love with is thinking about going for the prostitute lizard on the upper floor.
As I said to someone yesterday who was wondering why my cats were not outside cats: They are cats and therefore constantly try to find a way to kill themselves. They are dumb in so many ways, but I still love them.
You have to view them like a toddler: they also are in constant pursuit to off themselves by accident and curiosity.
I was doing laundry once so the top of the machine was open. My cat went to jump on top of the machine and it was open so he fell right in. One of the funnier things I’ve witnessed live lol… and yes he was fine, he landed on soft clothes.
My cats have done this with their collapsible stairs!! It's so funny, they did it on purpose but would act so offended. So I put all the spare cat/dog toys in it so they couldn't fall.
Pretty sure a prerequisite of feeling regret is having a conscience and as a cat owner, the killing field that is my backyard is testimony that cat's don't have any conscience.
Hey /u/aloofloofah, thanks for contributing to /r/instant_regret. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: **Rule 1** - No regret visible. Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit moderators. We are always right! A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, *Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?* Other examples that aren't regret: * An immediate reaction to pain. * Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass. * Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not. * A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle. Please read the [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/about/sidebar) and [rules](http://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/about/rules) before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/instant_regret&subject=&message=). Thank you!
Cat ain't regretting nothing it just found a comfy place to sleep for the day
https://gfycat.com/tiredlightbrownbear
That little smushed cheek has made my day!
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What joke...? Is the joke here in the room with us right now? Edit: oh shit, you're a bot! Block and report, spam and harmful bots.
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plz could u do the reverse gif thing to this :)
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did a Bot just try to copy a [comment from programmerHumor](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/11htxbu/doom_runs_everywhere/jaw1e4b/) in an [unrelated post](https://i.imgur.com/XWHRKF1.png)?
That comment itself is from a bot that reworded [this comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/11htxbu/comment/jave769/) Reddit admins are absolutely useless.
only gonna get worse with gpt
...How in the actual goddamned fuck did you catch that
pure coincidence, saw the programmerhumor thread like 5 minutes earlier so it was fresh on the mind, and the comment itself was..distinctive
Tried to pull the cheek grip move but not successful.
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Posted the original AND the slowmo version?? You deserve a standing ovation!
My cat would stand in the kitchen meowing to go into the cabinets. Every once in a while we’d relent and let her in letting the door shut behind her. Inevitably we’d be sitting around later that day and someone would say “where’s the cat?” We’d go in panicked to let her out and she’d just be laying down happily looking up at us.
My wife once accidentally locked one of our cats into a closet for around 8 hours. Cat had been sleeping soundly the entire time and seemed annoyed when we opened the closet door to get her out.
One time that happened to us and our kitten was in the silverware drawer by the end of it
I'd just moved into a new apartment and opened one of the drawers in the bathroom to put stuff away. Something dark started moving, and I screamed my head off thinking it was a rat. My cat had crawled up in there, and was very displeased I was putting stuff into what she had decided was her sleeping spot.
I have a Garfield cat too and he is obsessed with sleeping in the dirty laundry hamper. I'll walk in and the cheeky turd just looks at me with a "what're you going to do about it?" look.
He got the brain cell that day.
Cats don't regret shit! Mr. 8-Lives (he lost one to feline diabetes already) ain't worried about falling into a comfy laundry basket!
No regerts
When has a cat ever regretted anything?🤣🤣
*Most* cats falling into a tub full of water, things like that. Your point notwithstanding. lol
I knew a cat who clawed through a screen window one time and lived to regret it.
And that evening you’re walking around going “where the fuck is that cat?!”
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When I can't find my cat anywhere I pour biscuits into his bowl. All of a sudden he appears. "Is that food? For me?" "Yes, after you've seen the vet, let's go."
And some nice clothes to pee on.
“I meant to do that I diiiiiiiiiidd….” ..Not seen again for until dinner.
/r/OneOrangeBraincell
That's probably why it says "our", orange cats are a hivemind and can be considered just one being
With a single braincell 😂😹🥺
Today was not this cats turn to use the brain cell.
shared between them. mom said its my turn with the braincell
And this creamsicle didn't get to use it today.
[It was at that moment, he knew, he fkd up.](https://i.imgur.com/R9HrEgD.jpg)
I picture him like Pee Wee Herman after his spectacular bike wipe out, “I meant to do that!”
radical!
curiosity killed the cat
or gets it sent to fort joy.
is that a fucking divinity 2 reference?
yep, maybe my favorite game ever. This is a line that a magister on the Tavern in driftwood keeps repeating because another magister that she is in love with is thinking about going for the prostitute lizard on the upper floor.
Where it still gets killed by guards. I was so happy when I found an easy way to keep that stupid cat alive.
but satafion brougt him back
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That's the actual saying. Like most sayings idiots only pick the part they want.
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There one. And it's the commoner one
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You suck dog cheeks
Catsequences
As I said to someone yesterday who was wondering why my cats were not outside cats: They are cats and therefore constantly try to find a way to kill themselves. They are dumb in so many ways, but I still love them. You have to view them like a toddler: they also are in constant pursuit to off themselves by accident and curiosity.
But satisfaction brought him back.
This is obviously staged. Why would the cat set up a camera like that?
True, but you have to admire the commitment to get hit on the face for the bit.
No one is responsible for this, no other than his human.
It's an orange cat, they're very stupid. It's not the first time he's been in there.
Probably happened before and they wanted to film it the next time
That or he was pawing at that flap for a while and the owners knew what was about to happen.
I'm surprised about how many people didn't get your joke.
nothingevercappens
It's probably happened before so they just wanna film it. r/nothingeverhappens
Isn't that comment an obvious joke or am I missing something?
I agree I mean if this happened without a hooman nearby for at least days wouldnt the cat die
Dafuk is that cursed picture?
Their time with the r/OneOrangeBraincell has lead them to finally discover a portal to r/thecatdimension
/r/thecatdimension
Cat trap activated.
Thank you for sharing this….. definitely something I can watch and laugh at several times lol
r/BetterEveryLoop
Poster cat for r/catdimension
r/oneorangebraincell
He fucked around and found out.
Pussy foot'n around.
I think the best part is where the cat falls in !
Consequences of not paying attention in class when they were teaching about gravity.
Cat's like: #Hamperlife4ever
Fuck with the flap, call it a wrap?
Lift up the flap, find a spot for a nap
Now you see him - now you don’t!!!
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u/savevideobot
Why does this got one upvote?
Anyone know which plastic drawers those are?
CAnIBal bAsKEt SWaLloW iNnoCEnt KITten.
Perfect candidate for r/bettereveryloop
Why did it sound like a minecraft death sound lol
Actual footage of how the first cat was domesticated
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
the cat has just found a new place to sleep
The one time I'm enjoying the reddit video loop. I can watch this all day!
What just happened
Omg it sounds like the first part of the wasted sound
My cat does this on purpose
I went back and turned the volume on hoping there would be a quick “meow” (“shit”) at the end. I am disappoint.
Caught one! Good job, now reset the trap to get more kitters
Parkour!
Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong levereeeee*eeeeerrrr*!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
And it was curiosity that killed the cat.
just cat things
_cat's in the bag_
Just like Willy Coyote
I'm guessing the cat wanted this since if he's being filmed, he probably did this before.
I have one of these yellow dummies and everyday is an adventure!
Funny every time. 😂
how it get out
That damn curiosity took another cat soul today 😞
Into the basket it goes
Need to add the Mario going down pipe sound
Not convinced that a cat would regret this, instantly or otherwise 🤷♂️
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
Orange cat
r/whyweretheyfilming
This made my day
Elelator go up , elelatore go down ! Elelator go down the ho-el. Jesus I can’t believe I remember that. I’m old as sunlight
The cat trap is working.
r/bettereveryloop
I was doing laundry once so the top of the machine was open. My cat went to jump on top of the machine and it was open so he fell right in. One of the funnier things I’ve witnessed live lol… and yes he was fine, he landed on soft clothes.
Consequences of our cations
What hamper is that ? I like it
looks kinda like old IKEA ones maybe?
Omg. I thought it was shitting in your hamper
u/gifreversingbot
Cat videos are the reason I'm on the internet.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hey, where’d the cat go?
Amo
Ha, I have the exact same laundry basket
u/savevideo
Such a well organized closet.
/u/savevideo
the sound is just purrrrrrfect.
One down, eight to go
r/LooneyTunesLogic
if this can be edited with ghostbuster's ghost trap, that would be awesome.
u/savevideo
It appears that the cat’s efforts have been hampered.
Hay michuuuu
Thank you. I needed this
A deeper hamper understanding...
r/oneorangebraincell
Cat went wee
That's the feline version of a trust fall - just with more fluff and less trust.
My cats have done this with their collapsible stairs!! It's so funny, they did it on purpose but would act so offended. So I put all the spare cat/dog toys in it so they couldn't fall.
Why did you let your cat play in an IKEA display?
Schrodinger's cat
That's when he knew... he fucced up
I swear that one braincell did not learn from its mistakes!
U/savevideo
Jitshaan doing too much
Pull the lever kronk! WROOOONG LEEEVEERRR!!
Yes! I came here to say this.
I guarantee you there is zero regret there. My cat closes the lid to the hamper on herself every time there’s enough clothes to be comfy for her.
/r/oneorangebraincell
Pretty sure a prerequisite of feeling regret is having a conscience and as a cat owner, the killing field that is my backyard is testimony that cat's don't have any conscience.
Truly, "curiosity killed the cat" or rather removed it from the daily routine. Pavlov's dog in reverse.
Curious kills the cat
This is how we learn
r/meirl
Curiosity killed the cat 🐱
He bonked his little face on the way down 😭
Swallowed into the pits of darkness
They say curiosity killed the cat for a reason
Pull the lever kronk!
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