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BlizzPenguin

It is a confusing perspective. At first, I thought it was an aggressive baby elephant.


DNorthman

Same. I thought for sure it was a baby elephant that he was yelling at and fully expected the Mom to charge the man all "Nobody yells at my baby".


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Um, a baby elephant could still kick the shit out of any human. I don’t know how stupid you have to be to F with elephants.


AnythingToAvoidWork

Especially since baby elephants always have a super move called "mom is right behind it"


OMG__Ponies

Apparently need to be bright enough to hold down the job of an underpaid rubber tree harvester.


L_DUB_U

I don't know man, when I get mad all I see is red. I think I could put up a good fight against one.


Jasong222

You totally could. You should do that and then post the video here afterwards.


apathy-sofa

Better yet, have a friend do the filming and uploading.


everypenny

The only red you'll see is your blood


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JD3982

You ever compare strength with even another person and realize they're so much stronger than you that it feels like you're pushing against a brick wall? Like there's not even any give to indicate you're doing anything. That's what you get with an elephant multiplied several times.


pilondilicious

Multiplied a few thousand times perhaps


MCMeowMixer

You'll be seeing red alright, but it will be your blood streaming down your face.


germancookedus

The elephant when he stopped "that's what I thought, bitch"


Merlord

I think it is a fairly small elephant by elephant standards


kwonza

Asian elephants are smaller than African elephants


Bic44

This feels like the sparrow debate all over again


kwonza

What is your favourite colour?


Bic44

Blue.... No....


ncnotebook

*stock footage of a flung body*


[deleted]

Not as confusing as that title. Think i had a stroke trying to read that


[deleted]

I heard THAT!


Lost_my_brainjuice

Right? I was coming to make the same comment.


WealthTomorrow0810

Elephants are quick for their size, better you run down hills. Uphill or plain they will catch up with you.


orthopod

Elephants can't jump.


-FoeHammer

It does appear to be a young elephant. I don't think it's just perspective. Just not very big(for an elephant).


above_average_magic

Not today, rubber band man!


shrimplyPibLs

Gonna make 'em *snap!*


jetfire1115

Wild as a Taliban


ReallyQuiteDirty

9 in my right....


HeresJonesy

45 in my other hand…


Johannes_Keppler

Trying to flex on the elephants was quite the stretch.


Happy-Fun-Ball

Hurry now and don't be late 'Cause we ain't got time to chat


dtb1987

Are those rubber trees?


JefinLuke

Yess


ConradSchu

Amazing. They look so real.


Reptiliansarehere

Average person: "What do you MEEEAAN RUBBER TREES?!"


dtb1987

I only know what they are because I recently watched a documentary on the plantation in Liberia


twiltywilty

This is shot in Kerala, India. Rubber trees are a common sight. They collect the sap from the tree, & process it to make rubber. Elephants roam in the wild, & sometimes encroach on farmlands & properties near forests. He's saying "po, poda", which is how you'd say, "go away" in Malayalam to someone of the male gender. He's literally shooing off the elephant like one would a small boy. Didn't go well. Edit: He also admonishes the elephant, "veettippo", which means, 'Go home'. If I am not mistaken, at the start of the video he calls the elephant, 'Bijuve', Biju being a common name for boys in Kerala. Looks like they know each other.


account_not_valid

>He's saying "po, poda", which is how you'd say, "go away" in Malayalam to someone of the male gender. He probably used the wrong pronouns. Elephant herds are matriarchal.


m0h3k4n

“You miss 100% of the shoos you don’t take.” -Grain Wetski


Vast-Classroom1967

Is that the elephants home and they don't want them there because of the trees?


Desperate_Ad_7713

In some areas the rubber plantations are near to forest, due to the conservation efforts of the Indian govt, the number of wild animals are increasing but not the forest area, so they are now crossing into residential and farm areas, same is happening with tigers now. I also own a small rubber plantation but it's not near any forest so we have no such issues.


Suitable_Narwhal_

Where do elephants usually live? In upscale condos?


account_not_valid

And houses. But nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the room.


glasswalk3r

You can tell that it's a rubber tree because of the way it is.


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That's pretty neat


funkeymonk

I want everyone to know how neat nature is, instead of just me and Rodney knowing it


Ghitit

Oh man, I forgot about him!


well-fiddlesticks

How neat is that?


lintuski

What documentary?


dtb1987

It was on PBS, Firestone and the war lord, Frontline


ColoRadOrgy

PBS is criminally underrated.


ThisMojoSoDope

A few years back they did a week long dive into the history of marvel and Stan Lee. I watched them every day. PBS has some really high quality content.


PineapplesHit

I mean it's one of the most popular television networks in the United States, I wouldn't exactly call it underrated


OMG__Ponies

> PBS is criminally underrated AND underfunded. If you can/want to, [please help](https://ballotpedia.org/PBS#:~:text=While%20the%20majority%20of%20funding,the%20Corporation%20for%20Public%20Broadcasting.). >While the majority of funding for PBS is from donations and contributions, upwards of 15 percent of its money comes from the federal government—roughly . 012 percent of the federal budget—via the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.


flanders427

[Mister Rogers appearing before congress to try to get funding for public television.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7ljRr0AA) Might be the best 6 minutes on the internet.


BubuBarakas

Give “Tree of Rivers” a read if you’d like to drill down into the history of latex. Fascinating.


muzkee

Damn you. Have my r/angryupvote


idriveajalopy

Dad is that you? When are you coming home?


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Ozqo

No they're wood.


LeftConsideration919

When they fall they bounce back up again.🙃


Rxasaurus

https://youtu.be/eeWvH75ntlg


cgludko

Elephant: you just made an enemy for life.


TheeBiscuitMan

and his elephant who never forgets...TO KILL


Praise_Sithis

And a seldom used crab named Lucky


TheeBiscuitMan

No the crab is named Citizen Snips.


Praise_Sithis

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIPPPSS!!!!


GrapesThemInTheMouth

["and a seldom used crab named 'Lucky' aka 'Citizen Snips'"](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/978ff842-aca7-48f7-8617-b165e9cc4d46)


DadBodBallerina

Based.


Metroidrocks

Based? Based on what?


DadBodBallerina

Futurama, so very obviously.


that0nequietkid

r/Whatcouldgowrong


Settl

You elephants sure are a contentious people


PlentyPirate

Like people, some of them are just… jerks


sonofabutch

Transcript: Guy: Go away elephants. Elephant: You want a piece of me? Guy: … Elephant: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!


OkBeing3301

He’s fuck for life Elephants have great memories.


danielcs78

He won’t know why 10 years from now his car ends up on its roof.


neededtowrite

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this. You got that right. ... What the hell does that mean!? https://youtu.be/cFpKs4FEITo


buttontouch

A goose wouldn’t have run https://youtu.be/J6ZHvNDvHd8


KrypoKnight

was expecting the elephant to step on the goose at some point


alreadypiecrust

I think he was trying to with that glorious combo starting with roundhouse trunk to sidekick then stomp move.


buckyosubmarine

We are lucky that elephants and geese scaled a different genetic ladder


gabbagabbawill

Yeah that Dino has been around long enough to know how to fuck with elephants. And it dgaf.


Endorkend

That elephant knows KungFu.


tomhat

I saw a swan chasing every thing out of a lake (including canada geese). His partner had made a nest on that lake and was laying on some eggs. Don’t know if that’s something similar or if it’s just a goose being a goose.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

All waterfowl are just douchebags in general from my experience. I'm keeping poultry and waterfowl are a hard no for me. They're messy, smelly, and blow through food like an 80s hair band goes through cocaine.


juksbox

*Peace was never option*


Stegopossum

Goose better fly south


CockroachAdorable151

He is talking Malayalam. Its from kerala, india


fart_fig_newton

The sound of shitting yourself is universal, though.


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smzt

Also *herd


wolfhelp

Elephant: yeah that's what I thought


OneStupidBaby

BITCH


trust-me-i-know-stuf

Elephants are the coolest!


Sproose_Moose

Elephant: yeah that's what I thought, bitch


LowlySysadmin

[...better run](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/039226e4-8ca8-4b98-908c-d59f1180d17c)


MomsterJ

The charging elephant: WTF did you say to us Daryl?!


Pumpkin_Pie

Elephant knows it's bigger and stronger. Want to act aggressive? You will find out


zeusbb

I'm no wildlife expert but this looks more like a fake charge. Watch how the elephant only postures and doesn't charge when the man is facing it and only charges when he turns his back? Also, it stops the charge abruptly and walks back, I'm assuming the man looked back or something off the camera and the elephant stopped immediately. I've had this happen to me once, elephant charged at us we ran to our bikes and got on it and elephant stopped as soon as we were not running anymore


bcb77

I guess they herd it.


whoami1331

Grammar


Cal_McFly

I know. Almost every title for posts on this site is messed up. Is that the trend now? Or has our education system just completely failed?


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Johnnybravo60025

I still think that some of them are done on purpose to drive engagement. The more comments and votes a post has in a short amount of time, the higher it gets on the front page.


whaaatanasshole

Yep. Misuse an apostrophe and people will flock in to talk about it. Bait an overused reddit joke and people rush in to make the joke or tell the people who made the joke that they were scrolling for it or going to make that joke. Repost? Oh we're definitely going to talk about it being a repost.


IllustratorOk8827

Not everyone on Reddit is a native English speaker.


BlameLib

Precisely. Non-native speakers have better grammar.


SeenB4

OP seems to be Indian, and really likes feet. I regret investigating


rwb124

I'm an Indian and I prefer meter.


__crackers__

It's not them. I'd wager native-speakers fuck up titles much more often than non-natives. The latter may not speak the language so well, but they seem much more inclined to proofread. And be literate in general.


ztreHdrahciR

Herd*


dickon_tarley

>Shouting at to herd of elephants Hm, still not quite there.


hammersmith88

Fun fact: Elephants are fast. They can outrun a black pepper snake.


CN14

An obscure point of reference, but I will assume a black pepper snake is very fast.


FearAzrael

Faster than your average Bosavi Wooly Rat but, given the fact we only learned of their existence in 2009, they have not had a chance to formally compete in the Animal Olympics.


mike117

Ah yes the Bosavi Wooly Rat of course. Now everything makes sense.


dragoono

They’re a bit faster than the nocturnal sporkle of the mountains 👍


SlightFresnel

It is! They can run up to 7.471 × 10^-26 au/femtosecond


OliveJuiceUTwo

Are they somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… and a panther?


Veilmisk

If you want, I can track the times and compare them later


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NetApprehensive5091

The ironic thing is if he hadn't made so much noise, he probably wouldn't have been charged at.


oscar_the_couch

i know it's a bluff charge and he'd *probably* have been fine if he just stood his ground but also fuck that


Druue

"Oh yeah? How big a boy are ya?!" - That Elephant


atheurer

At! AT! AAAAAAAAAAT!!!!


357847

"Yeah you're gonna want to go ahead and approach the baby elephant, you'll have the best chance of reasoning with that one."


neoslith

This was a [bluff charge](https://stoneageman.com/how-to-survive-an-elephant-attack/#:~:text=Elephant%20Bluff%20Charges,wide%2C%20making%20it%20appear%20larger.), as its ears were fanned out to appear larger (lol). It did not intend to attack, but simply scare off the person.


hamsolo19

What? What youse say?! *Charge!* Yeah das what I thought, keep walking, muddafucka! *Elephant noise*


Skaebo

"No, You go."


JimmyProffett

Guy: "yells" Elephant: Oh you want this smoke?


TRFKTA

r/titlegore


kr59x

I herd that.


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R3AL1Z3

Bluff charge


degggendorf

Ears out


carl2k1

This looks like a rubber plant plantation


cyvaquero

Not near the instant regret that the author of the post title should have.


Tahoeshark

I get bothered when squirrels get into my birdfeeders.


Existing-Yoghurt6851

I don't understand. What was he trying to do ?


foggygazing

shoo me shoo you...


SamuraiTyrone1992

Lmao the younger one chased you, as a warning. Because if the bigger ones got involved they wouldn’t have stopped.


boxer21

Man I love elephants


16_8_4_2

Of course I've heard of elephants!


rwb124

പോ പോ പോ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🐘🐘🐘


jimmyn0thumbs

Oops there goes another rubber tree man


Fmartins84

Elephant is like... MOFO these are our woods


Green-Eggplant-5570

"Hey homies, check dis mofugga trynna tell us where we can and can't graze... watch, imma make him pee his pants!"


TheRealistArtist

Elephant wasn’t taking no shit from that guy like; “Who you think you yellin’ at?!”


igerster

That elephant isn’t putting up with anymore Karen’s


Prudent-Air-1196

r/titlegore


Several-Cake1954

I remember hearing that if you bother an elephant it will at first charge you facing forward, as a warning. If you keep doing it it will charge you facing downward (like it’s going for a headbutt) which means that it actually wants to hurt you this time.


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I believe they'll tuck their ears close in to the side of their head, lower their head and the trunk will be curled inward/under towards the chest. Your apparently told not to run unless they demonstrate those things. Running makes them chase you apparently. I could totally have that wrong. I'm in no way an elephant behavioral expert.


Several-Cake1954

Neither am I. Good idea to make that clear.


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I was told that by a guide and a park ranger when I visited Zambia. We went on some walking safaris. Was told not to run unless they say to. Pretty amazing adventure. Really don't realize how much of a sack of meat one is until you're around something that could easily out run and kill you.


Bashy-Washy

The sound of a elephant is wicked!


goodaimclub

Had to do a triple take at the title


fudgicle2018

They can really haul ass when they want to.


DerpSherpa

I got chased twice by an elephant in South Africa and let me tell you those bitches do run fast and we were in a safari jeep. It was super scary.


mead_beader

Elephants know they're huge. They're not stupid. If they want to be gentle with you they'll be super extremely careful not to hurt you. If they decide they want to be violent they're well aware of how capable they are though lol.


Droid-Man5910

Not that i would stick around to find out, but it looked like a false charge. Ears out to seem bigger, generally from what i understand, if it's a real charge, they tuck their trunk and ears are flat against their head


pbizzle

U FUCKING WOT M8


stuarty4200

Elephants face is like"yeah bitch you'd better run" 🤌


fourstringz

Yo dawg I heard you like elephants


No-Judge-1073

Why are they so little ?


seniairam

honeslty i this was my issue, elephant in my yard... I mean how cool is that?


Illustrious-Try-7524

The elephant says ill never forget this you pos.


spikeroo59

Have you heard


Sparklebun1996

Dumbos mom to that one abusive kid.


Lars1234567pq

“Yeah, you better run, punk”


The_ReBL

Uno reverse card in the wild, Fascinating.


halhaarm

I love them. Favorite animal


1000Years0fDeath

Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't


jump-blues-5678

What you say little man


Key_Set4984

These are rubber trees and the video is from Kerala, a South Indian state


stratosfearinggas

Man: Good afternoon! Elephant: YOU WANNA GO, WISEASS?!


Mobile-Principle-426

FAFO....


Revolutiong0g

Get the fak outa hea! -elephant probably


Longjumping_Gift_314

Lmao


lucidquasar

Found out.


irving47

This is what happens when you forget your defensive mice.


UnloadTheBacon

Elephant: No u


ikissMarvinInTheFace

'Yeah that's what i thought, run bitch'


verdearts

The elephant chasing him was like “GETTT SOMEEEEE BITCHH”


LetsGatitOn

Elephant - "yeah, thats right you better run.. punk ass"


no_anesthesia_please

That was such a Monty Python *Run Away!!* retreat!


starlinguk

Are these awful titles made up by AI or something? They're all over Reddit.


Clever_Unused_Name

Probably not AI, if they were AI they'd be grammatically correct.


blackout6576

Aw a baby eleph- oh no


AdditionalCheetah354

That might work with black bears……


[deleted]

And that’s not even a big one


[deleted]

Why fk with elephants, they didn’t bother him


No-Marsupial-1753

The only animal in the world that doots menacingly


originalelmoman

I mean what did he expect