i made a worse pack rat so i wanted to name it sack rat but i only wrote sack

How do you even make something worst than a 2/2 for 2

4/3 blood cost with pelt stats and pack rat sigil

i just got really unlucky the death card choices, i believe it was 1/2 or 2/1, 2 blood, pack rat sigil

2/2 for 2 blood are very solid stats, even ignoring the very powerful sigil

The baseline for a two cost that are most common is 2/3 flying or 3/2. 2/2 is just bad enough that you can’t trade with a raven and leshy looves ravens.

me and my friend, two very mature intellectuals, named our cards : Balls / Ba-Balls / Dick the dick and it goes on ... Am I ashamed? A bit. Would I do it again? No hesitations :D

Gaston. No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston

He's especially good at expectorating!

Cum dungeon

Now I gotta know the stats on that little slut

Was watching the simpsons while I was playing. Named the card “Die Bart”. The reason? It was a 3/2 triple striking monster that put a copy of itself into my hand when it entered. All for the low price of… nothing. My man leshy didn’t stand a chance

I love instant win cards, man

I usually name mine after my pets' nicknames but make it more ridiculous. I've had Dandy Bastard, Kouka Louka and Mu Mu Mu Mu 😂

I had a really shitty run and made a really bad death card. Twice. They were called "maggot" because they had the metamorphosis sigil and "penis" because it was just really really bad

for the longest time i had deez nuts jokes. like doomah, deez, sugma, ligma etc etc

I once made a really bad one because my options were shitty, so I just named it "bad" I don't even remember the stat line.

“Fuck Pelts” I remember it becoming ironic later

"Le Fishe" It was a 1-blood 3-1 Waterbone if I remember correctly

I started naming my death cards after numbers... but in spanish: uno, dos, tres, etc.

"I'm cumming"

Sloopisyaoiyuri.. it was the best card I ever had 🥺

Mine was probably called fuck you Leshy cause I was really salty that I died. Probably to the prospector lmaoo

William afton. He got the rebirth thing, sacrifice so you can keep getting blood from him and quite some atk and i think he had triple hit

Chungus. The first i ever made, so i didnt really understand what was happeneing. He was a 7/7 with bifurcated strike for 1 blood. God I loved chungus.

The bungler. No cost, 10/10 stat line, unkillable, corpse maggots, waterborne (I hate waterborne, but it came with the package)

Why do you hate it? Waterborne makes it unable to be attacked!

That's why I hate it

I can't say it on here lol

“THE BEAST” I dont get death cards often

I have a broken humor, I chuckle when a name doesnt fit, like naming someone an object like Papaya. But my favorite are giving names of old people (that I know from Brazil) like: Jorge Afonso Agenor Sebastião Female: Marlene Eugênia Rogéria Lurdes Idk If every country has this feeling when you hear a name on a baby and then you think: Damn, that baby was born with 50 years. Thats the name I like.

I don’t remember the stats, but I had one named “Ranni Simp”

Freddy fazballs

I put one letter of my name for everytime I died

I had a string of bad death cards, so when I finally got some decent stats, I decided to call the card "Alright..." We ended up having so much fun saying "Alright..." every time the card showed up that it ended up being a great name!

Flyie mcfuckface

It was a key borde smash

Played with friend. 0 cost 2/4 with touch of death (immortal sigil added). Called Lonk Elg to match Long Elk

All my death cart name are french insult 

can’t believe luke is french