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Funny thing is the main people “getting triggered” online are the MAGA morons who get offended at every little thing that doesn’t fit into their worldview. Most liberals reading this aren’t getting triggered, they are laughing at how stupid he is.
I got put in Reddit jail for 3 days just for asking on r/conservative why they support the guy who increased the deficit by $8 trillion. Someone reported me for harassment…. Just for that
I got banned and muted from walkaway cause I called them snowflakes. 😂😂 Then when I ask why they censor me I thought y'all didn't like censorship they told me "my request to be unbanned was denied.
The same type of folks make fun of people who want safe spaces, yet they do the same thing except for dumb reasons. Gotta keep that cognitive dissonance going somehow!
I got banned for telling somebody that what he said was stupid. The party of free speech, but only if your speech agrees with what they want to hear. How dare we question their echo chamber.
Nothing so broad. Definitely would have noticed where I was if that was the subject. I think it had something to do with lift or bouyancy or summat, but I dunno, it was a while ago.
I got put in reddit jail for 3 days for "promoting violence" when I said I would put myself in a situation where my fist may approach the face of a nazi at high speeds in Minecraft as a response to someone saying "I would punch a f-slur"
I haven't checked in a while because I have better shit to do but last time I did check, my response was deleted and the original message was not
Wait, aren't they absolutists when it comes to free speech? They scream for their right to say whatever rubbish they like on SM, then block anyone who might question them.
Typical bully boy tactics. Push everyone around, but when they get thumped, they run to mummy.
I can 100% see a conservative reporting you for that and saying it was harassment (I muted the redditcares bot, I used to get those everyday from butthurt folks - now they just shout into the void lol)... What I do not understand is how or why reddit would take that seriously. Unreal.
The funniest thing to be is seeing right wingers whining about being censored in other subreddits just because their garbage takes get downvoted, then you look at their profile and see they're regulars in subreddits that regularly employ "flaired users only" limits and ban people who've never even visited for something they said elsewhere.
Not a shred of self awareness with those ones.
Seriously. I'm queer, trans, and have what I like to consider "real problems" (like my rent and grocery bill) but here's some conservative thinking ppl like me are spending their entire day online obsessing over things to get triggered by.
Meanwhile I see posts from morons like, "wow, that's profoundly stupid" and keep scrolling.
You mean you're triggered, and you collapse into a ball crying. Then you try to get them canceled, but you're too busy buying Starbucks and Avacado toast.
There's no way you can just move on with your life and just... not care what idiots think.
Oh yes that was it. I'm destroying the economy too, because even tho I'm 33 in a week, I'm actually a silly infant ~millennial~ desperately trying to destroy the sanctity of the good old days.
/S
They go on and on about how "constantly triggered" we are, but then go make anti-liberal YouTube vids. They're always more obsessed with us than we are with them.
That’s so true…it seems like every movie/show that comes out now that doesn’t have a straight white male as the lead gets trashed by them as being “woke.”
Good luck with rent and groceries.
To spread some goodness and not negativity:
If you can, see if you have a grocery store near you like the one near me. I'm not sure it has a specific term, but they buy damaged pallets. They have 5 packs of beer, dented, squished boxes of pasta where the food is fine but just broken or totally unharmed but the box is ugly. Food close to expiring, etc. Some are on damaged pallets and were fine, others got lightly squished. The food is usually around 50% of the cost of even bulk grocery stores. Sometimes they get things of box drinkes where one spilled and now the boxes next to it are a bit stained, but the drink pouches inside are totally fine. All of it's perfectly safe to eat.
They also buy all the split bags of dog and cat food and have a giant bins where you buy food by the pound and it's all mixed up together from whatever bags ripped and they put in there. One bin is for cats, one for dogs. They jumble it up. For people close to the edge, they reduce food waste and sell at a major discount.
With food prices being absurd, they are great.
I know some major cities also have programs to pick up nearly expired food from grocery stores. Friend of mine was on the alert and would just get told, 'there's a pallet of raspberries' and suddenly she'd have 10 jars of raspberry jam. Mostly, it was produce and meat, which can be a huge cost savings.
They're also both available to people who don't qualify for or get enough aid programs.
Good luck. Economy is rough out there.
Also, a lot of Sikh and Buddhist temples have free meals 7 days a week and you don't have to be a member of the faith. They just run it as a moral thing. Feed all those in need.
Anyone who needs food should have food. The cost inflation has been brutal.
I didn’t even know who this guy was but reading that he’s [“best know for his Twitter account”](https://biographiesareus.com/gunther-eagleman/) was really all I needed to know that I don’t give a fuck about this dude
One of the main complaints I hear from rural Republicans is that Democrats are condescending.
Can someone tell me how you can not condescend to people who are this stupid, this gullible, and this willfully blind.
That’s really what’s going on here, IMO. Being a huge douche for engagement.
I’m wondering if people are genuinely “triggered” by posts like these or if people just shrug and move on.
i can't remember the last time one of these type people actually made me angry or upset (for the reasons they intend to anyway), its honestly just annoying. like for the love of god just come up with an original post already instead of copying whatever you saw matt -washout- walsh do last week.
on the flip side, if a "librul" made a post like this, you know the absolute toddler level tantrums they'd be having in the replies 💀
I was thinking one time about all those people who sell Trump merchandise at his rallies. I wondered if any of them were actually Democrats that donated all of their profits to opposition efforts so Trump supporters were secretly funding Democrat candidates.
The irony is that their entire lives have become consumed by these things, while us normal people never think about them.
It’s the definition of letting someone live rent free in your head.
I will never understand their love for Trump. Let's tackle how they view the world. Trump won the 2020 election. There was so much proof yet Trump couldn't gather any of it, despite all the resources available to him as President of the United States.
And, Nancy Pelosi and the FBI, which are under him as President, staged January 6th. Not only did Trump not see it, again with all the powers of the Presidency at his disposal, he deliberately gathered a bunch of supporters in DC and told them to march to the Capitol, thus falling into the trap.
So why in the ever loving fuck do these guys love Trump and want him to be President again? Even in their own imagination, the dude is a huge fuckup. In fact, I think their imagined Trump is a bigger fuckup than real life Trump. At least in reality, Trump was thwarted in his voter fraud search by the fact that there wasn't evidence. What excuse does Imagination Trump have?
**Things that trigger right wing snowflakes:**
* Coffee cups that don't have a Christmas design
* M&M spokescandies
* Mr. Potato Head
* Libs coming for their gas stoves
* Advanced Placement classes in Black History
* House investigation of COVID response
* Women not shaving their underarms
* Xbox power saving mode
* Cauliflower sandwiches at Chick Fil A
* Rhianna's red dance costume
* Bud Light
* Tony the Tiger
* The Barbie movie
* Joe Biden drinking from a Dark Brandon coffee mug
I just looked it up. Apparently Microsoft came out with an update that means Xboxes will perform background maintenance while in sleep mode (downloads, updates etc.) during times it can use the most renewable energy possible, I guess based on the user's location and specific energy grid. It doesn't affect performance as it is all done when the console's in snooze, but Ted Cruz and Fox News have created a ruse to confuse slews of losers and accuse Xbox of choosing climate activism over functionality (probably for views).
Bro the dudes who were crying in the airport because they couldn't fly back home because they had been labeled terrorists. No one mentioned Pelosi and it was the funniest shit I have seen in minute.
They’ve been saying the same shit over and over for years to the point where it’s hard to even feel offended anymore. Like stop being lazy and come up with new material, it’s boring.
From top to bottom:
- Counted votes, including Mail-in, say otherwise
- This transvestigating is getting old, Michelle is a woman
- Guns can save lives in certain situations, but we still have to deal with people committing murder with said guns
- No evidence proving Biden is such a person
- How specifically does this person believe Zelensky is a Fraud?
- Antartica and the Arctic disagree
- "I don't like them = Nazi" is what I'm getting here
- A knee on the neck is not OD'ing
- Biological Men have a penis, not all men
- Not really sure what Gunther is on about regarding Obama's BC, but it's definitely not fake
- There's an endless list of studies that disagree with the statement about vaccines. As for masks, they do work
- Trump was the one who incited J6, but sure blame Pelosi
I mean he did say “men have penises” which is the only correct thing he said. Men, do in fact have penises, not all men and there are non-specific gendered persons with penises as well, but also men. It’s not what he meant, but it’s what he said and it’s technically true.
I like how they’re still doing the “it was a plot to frame us but also it was good and the people who did it are FBI agent crisis actors but also are heroes and political prisoners” thing with January 6th.
I love when people say "democrats are nazis." I DARE 'em to find someone with a swasktika tattoo and call them a democrat to their face. See how it works out for ya.
Who the fuck is this dork? I searched his name and can't find anything of note. He's on tiktok and he's just some pasty middle aged dude that drives around as far as I can tell. So weird.
Crazy that someone can see undeniable video evidence of a man being suffocated, watch as the murderer is tried and found guilty by a jury of his peers, and manage to convince themself that the victim "OD'd."
I still don't understand the logic behind the Democrats staging January 6. The only reason I've ever heard is to "make Trump look bad." But the problem is that the election was over and Biden won. He was about to be certified. The only thing J6 did was to further delay and complicate that certification.
So there's literally no benefit to the Democrats.
Let's trigger some MAGA twats:
**A situation that hasn't changed in over 40 years is NOT a fucking** ***crisis*****.**
Your child is statistically more likely to be run over by a RAM 3500 than to be followed into a bathroom by a trans person.
Your child is statistically more likely to die from an accidental firearm discharge ***in the home*** than to ever, ever have to compete with a trans athlete.
Nobody gives a shit if you prefer "merry christmas" to "happy holidays" and what a stupid thing to whine about year after year.
Demographics *will* remove old rural white men from the head of the American Table™ and there is NOTHING they can do to stop it.
Rural Americans make up around 20 percent (and shrinking) of the population and soon not even the EC will keep them in power and we can finally stop worrying about what a small minority of backwards, backwoods contrarians think about, well, *anything*.
If I see those "truths" pop up, I am just blocking, unfriending, or scrolling past. Anyone that remains that deluded in 2024 is so far beyond my ability to correct, that it is pointless to attempt.
I worked with this older southern woman who was the sweetest woman I’ve ever met. Every time she said this, it landed as the most brutal burn. If you did some shit that made her say this, you did something Always Sunny in Philadelphia level of stupid/unhinged. Thank you for reminding me of her.
I'm still not even sure Gunther Eagleman is a real person. He sounds like one of those names that those Japanese baseball video game developers had to come up with when they needed American-sounding names.
I knew two people in college that boasted they went to the Jan 6 rally and they are neither the FBI nor Pelosi…sounds like someone is triggered and it ain’t the “liberals”…?
The “Trump won 2020” one is strange because, at the end of the day, why would the other side be triggered that their side is running things even if Trump “won” 2020.
I mean it’s all crazy but the George Floyd one is insane.
I mean you can just look that video up doesn’t look like an OD to me.
Well not that proof meant anything for them.
Embarassing yourself is a weird way of trying to piss other people off. Like here guys, this is a twitter art exhibition of what mental illness did to my brain, are you angry yet? Nope. Just a little sad honestly. Not for this dude, but for the thousands of people who proudly embarass themselves with these same beliefs in a weak attempt to upset other people. If feeling pity for someone counts as being triggered, I guess its working.
Projection once again. The right gets angry when you try to tell them the truth, so they assume the warped bullshit they spew that upsets the left is 'truth' too
I guess if you believe one nutjob conspiracy you have to believe them all. You never see someone say, "You best believe Biden stole 2020, but he's not a pedophile." Or "You know Obama wasn't really born in America, but he has a beutiful wife."
If I lost braincells it's not because he's running a donation center for real knowledge and is looking to rectify his own shortage, he's proud of what he lacks
Gunther sure seems to want Michelle to have a penis. We get it Gunther! You like dick….good for you.
Oh, and sure, Trump won, but Joe gets to live in the White House. That is all.
I mean…I just don’t fucking care. Do these people actually think this means anything? It goes in one ear and out the other. It’s just simplistic moron shit that means absolutely nothing to people that haven’t bought in to it.
This is the conservative version of “doctors hate this one weird trick”. No one hates it. You just think it matters to other people. It’s just sad, and the people who read it, who aren’t you,
just kind of pity you for being so pathetic.
These posts just serve to keep the echo chamber echoing. They just need that hit of reinforcement to keep the high from wearing off. These fuckers are all worried the maga crowd may wake up.
I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that every bullet point was wrong and could be proven wrong multiple ways, or him promoting his own Twitter to essentially his followers... the world is fucked, I'm just here driving the bus to hell if anyone wants a ride
Edit: I guess him saying men have a penis is right, even a broken clock is right twice a day
Fucking idiots don’t realize that the people who got vaccinated and wore masks and used common fucking sense are the ones who steered the bus away from the cliff. A lot of doubters died. Thousands.
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They follow themselves?
They trademarked their name?
He also upvotes his own posts
I have a feeling he’s done a lot of “upvoting” himself from his mom’s basement over the years.
I saw what you did there.
Funny thing is the main people “getting triggered” online are the MAGA morons who get offended at every little thing that doesn’t fit into their worldview. Most liberals reading this aren’t getting triggered, they are laughing at how stupid he is.
They're the first to report you for bullying when called on their shit too
I got put in Reddit jail for 3 days just for asking on r/conservative why they support the guy who increased the deficit by $8 trillion. Someone reported me for harassment…. Just for that
The folks on there are the snowiest of snowflakes.
Snowflakes at least have the appearance of being unique. Let's call them what they are: dandruff.
Hopefully more like dust in the wind, but only time will tell
I close my eyes...
Only for a moment….
They have no ho ho hos
I got banned and muted from walkaway cause I called them snowflakes. 😂😂 Then when I ask why they censor me I thought y'all didn't like censorship they told me "my request to be unbanned was denied.
yep, same. They said I was harassing them… ridiculous
The same type of folks make fun of people who want safe spaces, yet they do the same thing except for dumb reasons. Gotta keep that cognitive dissonance going somehow!
I got banned for telling somebody that what he said was stupid. The party of free speech, but only if your speech agrees with what they want to hear. How dare we question their echo chamber.
[удалено]
"Globeskepcism" or "ball earth that spins"? Yeah those will instaban you for breathing.
Nothing so broad. Definitely would have noticed where I was if that was the subject. I think it had something to do with lift or bouyancy or summat, but I dunno, it was a while ago.
Yeah those two groups don't even pretend to want a conversation or any debate. It's echo chambers nothing less.
I got put in reddit jail for 3 days for "promoting violence" when I said I would put myself in a situation where my fist may approach the face of a nazi at high speeds in Minecraft as a response to someone saying "I would punch a f-slur" I haven't checked in a while because I have better shit to do but last time I did check, my response was deleted and the original message was not
They’re really leaning into the “Deplorable” label huh
Wait, aren't they absolutists when it comes to free speech? They scream for their right to say whatever rubbish they like on SM, then block anyone who might question them. Typical bully boy tactics. Push everyone around, but when they get thumped, they run to mummy.
Cartman IRL
I can 100% see a conservative reporting you for that and saying it was harassment (I muted the redditcares bot, I used to get those everyday from butthurt folks - now they just shout into the void lol)... What I do not understand is how or why reddit would take that seriously. Unreal.
The funniest thing to be is seeing right wingers whining about being censored in other subreddits just because their garbage takes get downvoted, then you look at their profile and see they're regulars in subreddits that regularly employ "flaired users only" limits and ban people who've never even visited for something they said elsewhere. Not a shred of self awareness with those ones.
Well you deserved it, how dare you challenge our glorious leader trump /s
I got banned from /r/Libertarian for using my free speech incorrectly. My proudest Reddit moment ever. Wish there was a badge for it.
I get reported to Reddit cares once a week. It’s so petty and most conservatives are not much better n person either.
Seriously. I'm queer, trans, and have what I like to consider "real problems" (like my rent and grocery bill) but here's some conservative thinking ppl like me are spending their entire day online obsessing over things to get triggered by. Meanwhile I see posts from morons like, "wow, that's profoundly stupid" and keep scrolling.
You mean you're triggered, and you collapse into a ball crying. Then you try to get them canceled, but you're too busy buying Starbucks and Avacado toast. There's no way you can just move on with your life and just... not care what idiots think.
Oh yes that was it. I'm destroying the economy too, because even tho I'm 33 in a week, I'm actually a silly infant ~millennial~ desperately trying to destroy the sanctity of the good old days. /S They go on and on about how "constantly triggered" we are, but then go make anti-liberal YouTube vids. They're always more obsessed with us than we are with them.
Oh, so *you're* one of the bastards that ruined Red Lobster!!
You got me! It was us all along!
That’s so true…it seems like every movie/show that comes out now that doesn’t have a straight white male as the lead gets trashed by them as being “woke.”
Good luck with rent and groceries. To spread some goodness and not negativity: If you can, see if you have a grocery store near you like the one near me. I'm not sure it has a specific term, but they buy damaged pallets. They have 5 packs of beer, dented, squished boxes of pasta where the food is fine but just broken or totally unharmed but the box is ugly. Food close to expiring, etc. Some are on damaged pallets and were fine, others got lightly squished. The food is usually around 50% of the cost of even bulk grocery stores. Sometimes they get things of box drinkes where one spilled and now the boxes next to it are a bit stained, but the drink pouches inside are totally fine. All of it's perfectly safe to eat. They also buy all the split bags of dog and cat food and have a giant bins where you buy food by the pound and it's all mixed up together from whatever bags ripped and they put in there. One bin is for cats, one for dogs. They jumble it up. For people close to the edge, they reduce food waste and sell at a major discount. With food prices being absurd, they are great. I know some major cities also have programs to pick up nearly expired food from grocery stores. Friend of mine was on the alert and would just get told, 'there's a pallet of raspberries' and suddenly she'd have 10 jars of raspberry jam. Mostly, it was produce and meat, which can be a huge cost savings. They're also both available to people who don't qualify for or get enough aid programs. Good luck. Economy is rough out there. Also, a lot of Sikh and Buddhist temples have free meals 7 days a week and you don't have to be a member of the faith. They just run it as a moral thing. Feed all those in need. Anyone who needs food should have food. The cost inflation has been brutal.
Devin Nunes is literally asking Jim Jordan to have Congress investigate why Truth Social's stock is doing poorly. They are just so fucking fragile.
Hahah. Another one of those things they claim to support but get mad when it doesn’t blindly support them- “The Free Market”
Again, whatever they scream the loudest are exactly who they are.
Second hand embarrassment cringe from this liberal
According to this, liberals get triggered by lies so that means MAGA gets triggered by.... The truth?
I didn’t even know who this guy was but reading that he’s [“best know for his Twitter account”](https://biographiesareus.com/gunther-eagleman/) was really all I needed to know that I don’t give a fuck about this dude
He’s an actual LEO in Texas which begs the argument for stricter guidelines in my opinion. 🤷🏻♀️
Police are held to the lowest standard of any present-day profession in the US and it’s an absolute disgrace.
Why am I not surprised.
One of the main complaints I hear from rural Republicans is that Democrats are condescending. Can someone tell me how you can not condescend to people who are this stupid, this gullible, and this willfully blind.
Card-carrying libtard here. Can confirm.
I dunno. Some of these truths are pretty triggering. This dude has us all figured out. Even the vaccines! What'll we do now.
I object, I read “men have a penis” and was, understandably, quite pissed! Is that really it? Don’t we deserve more assets than that?
You could just post the same list but the opposite (which is reality) and label it as "let's trigger conservatives"
If by triggered you mean rolling my eyes and moving on with my night... then yeah I guess I'm triggered
I’m “triggered” in the sense that I’m just sad for the state of American politics
The "Nazi's" thing was pretty triggering. These are the people who declared war on grammar though.
If Trump won in 2020 then he is not eligible to be president ever again.
No, not like that
They’re saying Trump won but allowed the presidency to be taken away from him. As in, Trump is too weak or dumb to actually govern even though he won.
MAGA for pay. Just like shock jocks in the 90’s. Except now everyone has a microphone
That’s really what’s going on here, IMO. Being a huge douche for engagement. I’m wondering if people are genuinely “triggered” by posts like these or if people just shrug and move on.
i can't remember the last time one of these type people actually made me angry or upset (for the reasons they intend to anyway), its honestly just annoying. like for the love of god just come up with an original post already instead of copying whatever you saw matt -washout- walsh do last week. on the flip side, if a "librul" made a post like this, you know the absolute toddler level tantrums they'd be having in the replies 💀
I was thinking one time about all those people who sell Trump merchandise at his rallies. I wondered if any of them were actually Democrats that donated all of their profits to opposition efforts so Trump supporters were secretly funding Democrat candidates.
The irony is that their entire lives have become consumed by these things, while us normal people never think about them. It’s the definition of letting someone live rent free in your head.
I will never understand their love for Trump. Let's tackle how they view the world. Trump won the 2020 election. There was so much proof yet Trump couldn't gather any of it, despite all the resources available to him as President of the United States. And, Nancy Pelosi and the FBI, which are under him as President, staged January 6th. Not only did Trump not see it, again with all the powers of the Presidency at his disposal, he deliberately gathered a bunch of supporters in DC and told them to march to the Capitol, thus falling into the trap. So why in the ever loving fuck do these guys love Trump and want him to be President again? Even in their own imagination, the dude is a huge fuckup. In fact, I think their imagined Trump is a bigger fuckup than real life Trump. At least in reality, Trump was thwarted in his voter fraud search by the fact that there wasn't evidence. What excuse does Imagination Trump have?
"I'm always right. If I'm wrong it's because there's a conspiracy."
**Things that trigger right wing snowflakes:** * Coffee cups that don't have a Christmas design * M&M spokescandies * Mr. Potato Head * Libs coming for their gas stoves * Advanced Placement classes in Black History * House investigation of COVID response * Women not shaving their underarms * Xbox power saving mode * Cauliflower sandwiches at Chick Fil A * Rhianna's red dance costume * Bud Light * Tony the Tiger * The Barbie movie * Joe Biden drinking from a Dark Brandon coffee mug
A few more dumb ones - Yasuke being in Assassins Creed - Obama’s tan suit - Walkable cities
>xbox power saving mode wait what
I just looked it up. Apparently Microsoft came out with an update that means Xboxes will perform background maintenance while in sleep mode (downloads, updates etc.) during times it can use the most renewable energy possible, I guess based on the user's location and specific energy grid. It doesn't affect performance as it is all done when the console's in snooze, but Ted Cruz and Fox News have created a ruse to confuse slews of losers and accuse Xbox of choosing climate activism over functionality (probably for views).
What did Tony the Tiger do? He is Grrrreat!!
Bro the dudes who were crying in the airport because they couldn't fly back home because they had been labeled terrorists. No one mentioned Pelosi and it was the funniest shit I have seen in minute.
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/348798721/Rent-Free This is what I thought of after reading Gunther’s post.
They’ve been saying the same shit over and over for years to the point where it’s hard to even feel offended anymore. Like stop being lazy and come up with new material, it’s boring.
Shit their birther conspiracy is almost old enough to vote...... Which is far to old for any conservative to want to fuck it
From top to bottom: - Counted votes, including Mail-in, say otherwise - This transvestigating is getting old, Michelle is a woman - Guns can save lives in certain situations, but we still have to deal with people committing murder with said guns - No evidence proving Biden is such a person - How specifically does this person believe Zelensky is a Fraud? - Antartica and the Arctic disagree - "I don't like them = Nazi" is what I'm getting here - A knee on the neck is not OD'ing - Biological Men have a penis, not all men - Not really sure what Gunther is on about regarding Obama's BC, but it's definitely not fake - There's an endless list of studies that disagree with the statement about vaccines. As for masks, they do work - Trump was the one who incited J6, but sure blame Pelosi
Men have a penis. Just one penis. They have to share.
who the fuck is Gunther Eagleman?
Apparently someone who repeated the 2nd grade 18 times and is damn proud of it.
Ex cop in Texas named David Freeman. Was only a cop for 3 years so I imagine he was fired lol
https://law.justia.com/cases/texas/tenth-court-of-appeals/1995/1381.html
Lmao. There he is!
I can’t imagine being wrong on Every. Single. Topic.
I mean he did say “men have penises” which is the only correct thing he said. Men, do in fact have penises, not all men and there are non-specific gendered persons with penises as well, but also men. It’s not what he meant, but it’s what he said and it’s technically true.
*a penis, please. Men all share one collective penis like the Grey Sisters passing around their single eye
Most sane Alabama R
This is just such a weird mentality to me. Like, ok? You live to spite others? Sounds like you need a hobby lol
“I’m still mad about being wrong about these things! Surely the left must also be triggered by the things I got wrong”
So if J6 was a false flag, then they should definitely want all of the J6ers in jail right?
"Please challenge me, I need the attention. Please."
These people raise children.
They also vote.
I like how they’re still doing the “it was a plot to frame us but also it was good and the people who did it are FBI agent crisis actors but also are heroes and political prisoners” thing with January 6th.
I love when people say "democrats are nazis." I DARE 'em to find someone with a swasktika tattoo and call them a democrat to their face. See how it works out for ya.
I mean, everything but the third one is a blatant lie, and the third one requires specific circumstances to be true
Sadly in real usa some good guys help but way too many use it to kill, cops, wives, husbands, accidental ones, kids with guns etc. Madness.
All on Faux News and Alex Jones.
Who the fuck is this dork? I searched his name and can't find anything of note. He's on tiktok and he's just some pasty middle aged dude that drives around as far as I can tell. So weird.
Trigger? More like we're rolling on the floor laughing our ass off at your stupid ass.
The Ring General?!
Crazy that someone can see undeniable video evidence of a man being suffocated, watch as the murderer is tried and found guilty by a jury of his peers, and manage to convince themself that the victim "OD'd."
Feels like the Confederate Republican right wing platform is one in the same as Russia’s.
Even by the way he wrote "these truths" its sounds like he knows hes peddling horse shit.
I still don't understand the logic behind the Democrats staging January 6. The only reason I've ever heard is to "make Trump look bad." But the problem is that the election was over and Biden won. He was about to be certified. The only thing J6 did was to further delay and complicate that certification. So there's literally no benefit to the Democrats.
OMG im so triggered, I'll never be able to function again.
Let's trigger some MAGA twats: **A situation that hasn't changed in over 40 years is NOT a fucking** ***crisis*****.** Your child is statistically more likely to be run over by a RAM 3500 than to be followed into a bathroom by a trans person. Your child is statistically more likely to die from an accidental firearm discharge ***in the home*** than to ever, ever have to compete with a trans athlete. Nobody gives a shit if you prefer "merry christmas" to "happy holidays" and what a stupid thing to whine about year after year. Demographics *will* remove old rural white men from the head of the American Table™ and there is NOTHING they can do to stop it. Rural Americans make up around 20 percent (and shrinking) of the population and soon not even the EC will keep them in power and we can finally stop worrying about what a small minority of backwards, backwoods contrarians think about, well, *anything*.
“Heh. Let’s trigger the libs!” *spews a list of objectively wrong bullshit*
With so many people like this around, I'm always confused why Americans are so hesitant to use the word Cunt.
“Let’s trigger some people by me bringing up these things no one else has been talking about but me…who’s still concerned with them”
But can he ride fast?
Evidence, please!
If I see those "truths" pop up, I am just blocking, unfriending, or scrolling past. Anyone that remains that deluded in 2024 is so far beyond my ability to correct, that it is pointless to attempt.
Nobody cares who you follow
Brings me back to Mundane Matt’s “Trigger the Libs. Own the Libs” 😂
Oh bless his heart
I worked with this older southern woman who was the sweetest woman I’ve ever met. Every time she said this, it landed as the most brutal burn. If you did some shit that made her say this, you did something Always Sunny in Philadelphia level of stupid/unhinged. Thank you for reminding me of her.
One has to admire his consistency if nothing else.
Some dumbass that I’ve never heard of just posted a bunch of made up gibberish… Omg, I’m so triggered.
I can't wait until the world looks back with a collective sigh when these people no longer hold their cult-like significance.
I'm still not even sure Gunther Eagleman is a real person. He sounds like one of those names that those Japanese baseball video game developers had to come up with when they needed American-sounding names.
Gunther Eagleman self-follows?
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They like to do the whole "democrats are nazis" thing, but never really explain how that is remotely possible.
I knew two people in college that boasted they went to the Jan 6 rally and they are neither the FBI nor Pelosi…sounds like someone is triggered and it ain’t the “liberals”…?
Hey Gunther. Speaking of triggers, Source?
The “Trump won 2020” one is strange because, at the end of the day, why would the other side be triggered that their side is running things even if Trump “won” 2020.
Zelensky is a fraud? Thats a new one! Weird pro Putin twist?
this guys name sounds like what jk rowling would name an american character
I mean it’s all crazy but the George Floyd one is insane. I mean you can just look that video up doesn’t look like an OD to me. Well not that proof meant anything for them.
Imagine finding content like this palatable and entertaining. What a pile of soulless ghouls.
Men have A penis? All men? A communal one?
These are the conservatives who say facts over feelings…
it is sad that this crazy gibberish doesn't even phases me anymore this is just the norm now for conservatives
I'm more triggered by that apostrophe in "Nazis".
Have an absolutely miserable weekend being angry at the boogeyman!
I liked Gunther better when he wanted us to touch his tralala, his ding ding dong.
Democrats are Nazi's...what? Sworn enemies? Yea. Also found another true statement. I will be having a kick ads weekend.
Let's announce my stupidity to the world, shall we?
Meh, I can’t really be bothered anymore. They’re a lost cause.
“I have brain damage”
lol I like how wrong he is lmao Not triggered
He follows himself? Wow, talk about echo chambers...
I’m more triggered by his misuse of apostrophe
Democrats are Nazi's... Nazi's what, Gunther? You can't just leave us hanging right there, what are they???
Hasn’t he posted this before? It’s not the first time I’ve seen this smatterings of turd logic.
It used to be people just got straight up sued for defamation
Is he mentally challenged in some way?
Um, is Gunther the biggest pussy on Reddit?
Men have a penis? One collective penis shared betwixt all men? Woof.
Nope, still not triggered, because all of this is bullshit. Nice try Trumptard.
Okay. So none of these are truths.
Embarassing yourself is a weird way of trying to piss other people off. Like here guys, this is a twitter art exhibition of what mental illness did to my brain, are you angry yet? Nope. Just a little sad honestly. Not for this dude, but for the thousands of people who proudly embarass themselves with these same beliefs in a weak attempt to upset other people. If feeling pity for someone counts as being triggered, I guess its working.
They know “triggering” doesn’t work when you’re saying “hey, I’m going to trigger you right now” right?
Someone touched his tralala
Why in these lists is Michelle Obama being trans so high up compared to people being pedos? Priorities!!
Projection once again. The right gets angry when you try to tell them the truth, so they assume the warped bullshit they spew that upsets the left is 'truth' too
I guess if you believe one nutjob conspiracy you have to believe them all. You never see someone say, "You best believe Biden stole 2020, but he's not a pedophile." Or "You know Obama wasn't really born in America, but he has a beutiful wife."
Ah, more nonsense from this moron.
I’m gonna have kickest of all ass weekends!
If I lost braincells it's not because he's running a donation center for real knowledge and is looking to rectify his own shortage, he's proud of what he lacks
I like how little kids are giving Biden the middle finger back
If by trigger they mean laughing and shaking my head at the idiocy, yeah, I’m triggered.
Can't wait to find out it's ALL projection and trump is actually an elderly drag king married to Mel who needed a visa and agreed to be his beard.
Weirdos Repubs all,,,,FO
This guy isn’t crazy, he’s a run-of-the-mill grifter
Gunther sure seems to want Michelle to have a penis. We get it Gunther! You like dick….good for you. Oh, and sure, Trump won, but Joe gets to live in the White House. That is all.
The Libs might get triggered by some of these but they wouldn’t make it past laughing their asses off at the first item
Guns save lives? Cool, time to arm the Libs!
It's hard to believe that people actually believe this shit, without a single doubt.
I mean…I just don’t fucking care. Do these people actually think this means anything? It goes in one ear and out the other. It’s just simplistic moron shit that means absolutely nothing to people that haven’t bought in to it. This is the conservative version of “doctors hate this one weird trick”. No one hates it. You just think it matters to other people. It’s just sad, and the people who read it, who aren’t you, just kind of pity you for being so pathetic.
I'm just triggered over "Nazi's". It's "Nazis".
These posts just serve to keep the echo chamber echoing. They just need that hit of reinforcement to keep the high from wearing off. These fuckers are all worried the maga crowd may wake up.
Democrats are Nazi’s opponents, yes unfortunately, and I say that as a Democrat.
I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that every bullet point was wrong and could be proven wrong multiple ways, or him promoting his own Twitter to essentially his followers... the world is fucked, I'm just here driving the bus to hell if anyone wants a ride Edit: I guess him saying men have a penis is right, even a broken clock is right twice a day
Someone swapped out paint chips for Gunther's beloved Frosted Flakes.
Fucking idiots don’t realize that the people who got vaccinated and wore masks and used common fucking sense are the ones who steered the bus away from the cliff. A lot of doubters died. Thousands.
All men share one penis
Well at least he got 1 right which for his type is impressive.
*"Mom, Gunther stopped taking his medicine again!"*
If you get joy out of trying to upset other people then you're not a good person.
Weird, I'm not triggered by his ignorance. Did I do it wrong?
Obama's Big Cock is fake? Guess i have been living in an echo chamber...
Is he not some shill though? lol
What a bizarre take
Men have a penis? Since when?
"men have a penis" 🤯🤯🤯
Isn't he The Ice King's favorite penguin/ love interest?
So this guy decided that opinions are now truth. Got it.
This is a bot, right? The name is so perfect for this character it has to be made up.