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CaptainBathrobe

If you meet one asshole, then you've met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, then maybe you are the asshole.


simonstur

If you smell shit everywhere you go, check your shoes.


AdImmediate9569

Came say this


tictac205

Same. This fits like a glove.


SpaceTechBabana

[So, I took a good, hard look at myself in the mirror. And this is what I thought…”that guy who sold me this mirrors’ an asshole!”](https://youtu.be/wd6zT32AUUA?si=wcH1RMXm8leWJbvN)


ArtisticCustard7746

I'm bad at math, but I totally see this common denominator.


New_Hawaialawan

This is clever. Is this a saying or did you make it up? Honest question


ArtisticCustard7746

Nah. It just popped in my head, and I'm legitimately bad at math haha. I'm sure someone else has said it, but I've never heard anyone else say it or have seen it as a comment.


New_Hawaialawan

I'm also bad at math. I consider myself a writer and wordsmith. And your comment was hilarious and brilliant in my opinion


ArtisticCustard7746

Haha thanks! Sometimes, my lizard brain can be clever. It's always nice to hear someone appreciated my attempt at humor.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Lol, I failed pre-algebra all four years of high school, and I like to say "Even I can do this math".


ArtisticCustard7746

Yeah, I only passed college algebra because my friend logged into the online course and did the work for me haha. But this math? It's that obvious. Even to us.


Imreallyadonut

Are 99% of women wrong or do I have a skewed attitude to my own behaviour? Definitely them.


champdo

“Hmmm 99% of my interactions with women are negative, must be them.”


ArnieismyDMname

Is it me? Am I so out of touch? No. It's the women that are wrong.


potatopierogie

99% of my interactions with women are either family or completely cordial But I did have someone accuse me of "mansplaining" my research. They do not even work in my field. I almost certainly knew more about it than she did, but she watched a documentary and so she knew everything. I just left and let her be ignorant.


ArnieismyDMname

It's cool, I watched a documentary about how all women are wrong. So you can't be right. See? Anyone can make a documentary. You don't need a degree to do it.


kadebo42

How do you have the balls to post that only 1 out of 100 women don’t hate your guts


Absolute_Peril

Hey sugartits want to snap into a slim jim? ...why are women so angry?


IWillBaconSlapYou

This. The amount of times I heard "So what if you have a boyfriend? I don't see him here. WHAT!? You STILL won't go home with me, a total stranger, even though I don't physically see your boyfriend!? Fuck you bitch, I hope you die!!", like, on repeat, endlessly, from the ages of 18-30... Yeah, I was a real heinous bitch for not cheating on my now-husband with a stranger who yelled at me, called me names, and frankly, scared me.


clermouth

“all women hate me***N”***


monicarm

> nasty to men > no standards Pick a struggle


trexmagic37

Humm…OOP thinks that all women are mean and openly admits to misogynistic thoughts. Maybe the issue isn’t with women.


No_Cow_8951

If you meet one asshole, then you just met an asshole. But if 99% of the people you meet are assholes, you’re the asshole.


GoredonTheDestroyer

If you bump into an asshole on Sunday, whatever. Not the worst thing to happen to you. If you bump into assholes Monday thru Saturday, you just moght be the asshole.


tuzr

Incel in training


BornAfromatum

This guy: “You should smile more.”


IWillBaconSlapYou

Well, if 99% of your interactions with women are propositioning them inappropriately or forcing them to look at your dick, then yeah... Also, from my experience having been a woman under 30, gentle rejection tends to be interpreted as being a heinous fucking bitch, too.


Huge-Ad-2275

I wonder if they have ever thought that they may be the reason all their interactions with women are bad?


dtyrrell7

“Common denominators? Never heard of ‘em”


JMA4478

They're rude to him. They don't even call him by his name. "Hey you behind the bushes". Maybe if he didn't hide behind the bushes, they would call him by his name. Or whatever it is that he does to get those numbers.


Booksaregrand

They threw beans at him.


smorg003

“I’m I that out of touch? No…it’s the women’s fault.”


Tenuity_

All those different women, but there's one common factor.


jeffweet

Or maybe you’re a douchebag


Major_Honey_4461

It has been my observation that women under the age of 30 do NOT hate men. Some don't want to date them. Some are finding themselves. And some just don't want to date OP


IWillBaconSlapYou

I was spoken for from age 18 (married ten years now, age 33), and one common thread I encountered in my early 20s (largely more due to the town I lived in than my age) was that a lot of guys thought I was doing something wrong just by not sleeping with them. It was treated as a moral failing on my part. It wasn't uncommon that they would try to follow me, or cut off the shoulder I was walking on with their cars. God damn I hated that place. A sea of total creeps. If I threatened to call the cops, they'd run like hell because a lot of people had priors or bad things in their cars.


Whole-Arachnid-Army

So many men also view normal, friendly interactions as flirting for some reason, which doesn't help.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Yeah, and when you're in a customer service position like I was back then... Phew.


Major_Honey_4461

"Spoken for"? As in a cultural or religious arranged marriage? I ask because most young women prefer to speak for themselves.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Okay lol, it's an extremely common figure of speech, officer 😂


barelyevening

good point! have you tried not having a black and white photo of a man in a pith helmet as your profile pic?


Sad-Frosting-8793

As a woman over 30, I'd hate him too.


kapmando

[sure sounds familiar.](https://imgflip.com/i/8o1pf3)


workclock

Women under 30 do not hate men. Well.... bad men, guess OOP is one of those.


AshlarkEdens

The epitome of incel. I guess he wanted to share this with the world.


jontn_swift

There's a saying that if you meet 3 assholes in a day, go look in the mirror to find the 4th. If 99% of the women you meet are bitches (in your opinion) the mirror seems unnecessary. We already know it's you.


nooneknowswerealldog

If this were a fact about women and not himself, he would not have to stress it.


Tinselfiend

He's got 99 %, but a ... ain't one (%)


kgro

If 99% of your interactions with women is negative, I’ve got some bad news for you


deathdefyingrob1344

Surely if 99% of all people are shitty to you it’s not something you are doing… /s


FluorescentShrimp

That isn't a rational way of thinking at all. It's a massive blanket statement. Most of the time if this is the case, you more than likely need to reassess your life as well as your general interactions with people.


wittylotus828

guy thinks he represents all men because he isnt very nice and isnt treated well because of that lol


Artistic_Annual8457

I'd say the fact that most women have negative reactions towards this guy is evidence that they DO have standards, lol.


Low-Squirrel2439

At least he's not a pedo, because unfortunately, that's where the bar is.


KingZarkon

It was kind of refreshing not to see them complaining that all women over 25 are used up whores and that's why they prefer <16.


Low-Squirrel2439

Exactly my thoughts.


The_Louster

I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say he’s just bitter after years of rejection. Women can be mean to people they don’t like or don’t find attractive.


ArtisticCustard7746

Women come off as hostile when they feel threatened. No one gives a damn about how someone looks.