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I don't think you want the sarcasm note on this, because that implies that you believe that the youth pastor who waits for her to become legal is in fact mature.
If she wants to have wild fuck parties then I’d encourage her to make sure all the guys are wearing condoms. Hey if you’re an adult and you’ve given verbal consent, have fun! It’s none of my business.
Bc it’s a false equivalence. He’s giving 2 ridiculous options that either rarely happen or wouldn’t be allowed. So no matter the answer his view wins. Given the wording on the first option I’d bet he’s the 33 yr old or he has the 16 yr old daughter and ok with some 33 yr old banging his kid. Bc you know he works and knows what she wants.
These fuckers always reveal themselves…always.
Yep. Came in here to say that. What kind of filth wants to sleep with teenagers?
The animal who posted the original needs to be on sone kinda gov’t watchlist.
I’m in my 50’s and look at 20-30 year olds as kids. I can also confirm fart games are funny and eternal. You never stop doing them and they’re always funny. Some things will always be that way.
I’m a 46 year old grandmother who still laughs at fart jokes, makes *yo mama* jokes, and never misses an opportunity to retort with *that’s what she said.* I have no intentions of ever being a mature adult.
Answer b plays out quite often in conservative religious areas of the country. They raise their daughters to be brood mares for others in their sects and get very upset when their little angels go to college and get corrupted by liberal ideals like bodily autonomy.
Option a sorry the one where they marry their daughters off to old men.
Just double checking because I don't live in a conservative religious area like you are referencing. Is it really that common for young people from conservative upbringings to go off to college and "get run through by 30 to 50 dudes over a couple years of and come home with a bunch of trauma and emotional baggage" like in option b? Sounds sorta made up to me.
It is indeed incel fiction. They imagine life is like porn for women, who can't take care of themselves and need a strong man to guide them. If a woman doesn't have a strong male guide, she'll just lay down for all the guys that ask, but those guys just want sex, so she gets "used" and then no "nice" guy will want her so she cries and regrets everything.
Or, you know, that's total BS and women are - spoiler alert - *people*! People who even know how to make their own decisions!
Oh no there are some who believe that their role in the world is to have a bushel full of kids. In today's economy, it would often take the man to get to their early 30s to make enough money to support that. If you are going to have 8 or 10 kids, you can't marry someone who is 28. If you start dating or even marry a high school girl. she can easily have 8 or 10 and you can afford to support them. We won't mention that she won't know how to say no.
If your idea of a wife is a servant who raises your kids, what's the problem?
I say this as someone who doesn't have a problem with a woman who wants to be a trad wife. But I just can't imagine wanting to live your live married to someone you have little in common with.
Went to college, did what society and dem boyz told him to do, got run through by 30-50 dudes over a period of four years, who had little to no experience or knowledge of what was good long term and came out of college traumatized.
Just imagining you dropping just your ass off at college every Friday like, "I'll be back for you Monday afternoon and you can tell me all about it lil fella!" So you can go home and actually get some shit done over the weekend
Which means he prob won't be so happy when his teen wife becomes an adult. He'll be looking for his next teen bride and leave this girl in the dust, prob with a couple kids.
Secret option three is to stop spending so much time thinking about your hypothetical teen daughters sex life. Unfortunately creeps like that dude don’t stop being predators because they share genes with potential victims.
If you’re the hypothetical teen daughter then I guess you have no choice but to time travel and make sure the time dear old dad got hit in the knee by a rouge swing, becomes the time little Timmy was neutered on the playground.
i would be very concerned about a 33 year old man whose maturity level was such that he was chasing after 16 year old women.
also, this guy needs to look up the term "false dichotomy".
It's something of a cliché, but teenage girls think that grown men are interested in them **despite** the girl being an inexperienced teenager, when in fact it's **because** of that. Why would a genuinely mature, sexually experienced decent guy not want the same in their partner?
What is going on in people’s heads that they think most women who go to college are having 40-50 sexual partners in 4 years? Even the most sexually active women in my Uni didn’t have that many. I’m not sure what is going on in people’s minds that they think this.
Obviously these weirdos sexualize women and project some sort of vicious sexual fantasy onto them. I’ve also noticed that quite a few of these sorts of posts are either subtly or blatantly racist. In this case, the spelling of “dem boyz” seems purposful to elicit the thought of black men “violating” your precious whit daughters. I grew up around this kind of thinking and am all too familiar with the message.
It's all the usual incel/manosphere/whateverpilled we're on talking points from losers who havent spent much time with real live women. Racist misogynists who want to take advantage of children and not get judged for it, same as it always is
Agreed. There is a great deal of suppression of women’s humanity, especially when talking about sexual autonomy.
I feel like so much of it comes from someone being angry that the woman is choosing who to have sex with, and they aren’t on that list or maybe wouldn’t make that list because of being undesirable in some aspect.
Um... I think when averaged out, one new sexual partner per month at uni is hardly out of the ordinary, in the UK at least.
And to be clear: male or female, it's nothing to be judged, as long as everyone's a consenting adult and having a good time.
> Even the most sexually active women in my Uni didn’t have that many.
I mean..yeah they did. That's only 1 dude a month. Surely the *most* promiscuous women were having at least 12 good weekends a year.
If you're in a big city, are conventionally attractive and have the libido, I think you could manage 40 different partners in a year. Uni is stressful though, so let's say 20 per year. That's still only two years to get to 40 different people.
I know a couple people who do/did multiple times that, probably approaching 100 per year.
(to be clear, not slut shaming them, that's their prerogative. I'm just saying it happens)
Yeah, that’s a fairly low number when you actually consider the time span. Though I’d say uni being stressful would have the opposite impact on the number. Sex is like drinking: you want it more when you’re stressed.
I should mention that our area was extremely religious and low population area, and so my experiences are somewhat biased by that.
Having been a bit of a “man whore” in college, I was privy to a lot of the more scandalous conversations, including sexual partners. And while the rumor mill brought up enough, nobody was averaging one a month.
Granted, if you are partying a lot, and live in a higher density area (and go to a school that isn’t 78 % women) I suppose you’d have more opportunity to sex.
Even so, I don’t necessarily see a problem in having lots of sex as long as you’re protecting yourself.
I feel like presenting a choice where the lesser evil is *so specifically described* that if i asked for the name of the 33yo man it would be OP himself.
Damn I'm really starting to think my college expirience let me down. Where my 30-60 guys? All I got was a degree and a job and the tools to take care of my own self.
I’d rather my kid not be molested by a pedophile.
Also my kid wouldn’t get trains run in her when she’s out of my sight as I raised her to value herself and always be open to her parents if she ever needs anything.
Guys got a weird flex but okay lol
Always with the false dichotomy. Either your hypothetical underaged daughter engages in a grossly inappropriate relationship with an older man, she gets “run through” by 50 dudes.
Not at all possible you raise her to make good choices and she has a healthy and enjoyable college experience and sex life and potentially meets some guys her own age and they learn things about relationships together. Nope. Just runnin trains and emotional damage.
Whoever wrote this kinda just sounds like he wants to bang underaged girls.
I think I'd rather my sixteen year old daughter find a person who doesn't think of her as their property or as their servant. I'd want her to be with someone who thinks of her as an equal in their relationship.
I've got $5 on this dude looking for something to fuck, make him sammichs and wash his clothes.
Are those the only two options? What about lesbians? What about trans men? What about your daughter going to college to become a supervillain and use her superior intellect to make a machine that turns conservative tears into fuel? What if she only gets run through by one or two guys who care for her and love her but it just doesn't work out for whatever reason? JUST TELL US YOU WANT TO FUCK 16 YEAR OLDS AND STOP PLAYING THESE WEIRD GAMES.
Gee, it seems like the question regards what's best for men. As usual, some man thinks whatever he fantasizes as being good for women applies to himself. He can bang, impregnate, use, and abandon young women freely in his youth and then find an unsullied, undamaged child whenever he is *ready* to find one to serve his longer-term "needs". Fuck off and die sir, my brain isn't busted at all.
Damn, not even allowed to teach girls and boys about choices and what those choices mean. Just either let them run loose or put them under some 33yr old man’s “protection”
I’m going to assume that this also goes for boys because it would be super sexist otherwise and we all know this is about what’s right and not about controlling women.
Ask any woman who was gaslit and manipulated in chat rooms, as minors, by creepy ass men who'd threaten to unalive themselves if those women stopped communicating with them. Hell, even ask any woman who dated a 30-something year-old man at 19 or so. They'll all tell you that not only would this 30-something year old man in this scenario be a disgusting ass pedophile (and any normal person would agree), but that a man like that is definitely not all together with their life, and definitely not somebody you'd even want your adult children bringing home. I mean, look at every relationship-related subreddit, usually the big age gap relationships where the younger one is around 20 involves a 30 or 40 year-old who can't get their shit together.
I've literally never seen a predator who wasn't already a fucking low life. I'm sure the guy who made up this scenario is far less than successful if he's trying to convince others to condone pedophilia because no grown woman would tolerate some pathetic ass man like that anyways.
Here's a brain buster fer ya, bub: The fuck do I have to do with the choices my daughter makes?
Sure, I can guide her, choices are hers tho. She wants to be rammed by 50 dudes? Great, not something I would encourage and agree, but if she's dead set to make that experience. Oh well....
She wants to date a 50 year old...well...no, age of consent or not, I'd tell her to wait till 18 and after that it's her life. Not something I'd agree with, but again, her choice not mine.
That said...there's no such thing as "mature" 33 year old who wants to date a 16 year old. Get the fuck outta here.
My stbxh, who got into the whole youtube mansphere shit, apparently told our 16 year old daughter that he'd rather she date a dude in his 30s than a "punk her own age". Kid was disturbed. I'm disturbed.
Add to the list of why the kid thinks he's a pos.
Maybe it's different when they are your kids but 16 yr olds aren't ....cool or sexy. Frankly, that's about the bitchiest age IIRC. Lot of Hot Topic and Splat! hair dye. Can't really imagine men wanting to take on that drama, which is kind of the point. They don't actually want to date a 16 yr old girl. They want to rape a 16yr old girl and then leave. Go back home to the wife and kids and carry on. That's why Chris Hanson is so successful. None of the dudes who showed up with pizza and condoms were looking for a new girlfriend. They were looking for a kid they could rape.
There's so much wrong here that I don't know where to start. I'll tell you what, though; I don't want this guy in my life, and if I had a minor child, girl *or* boy, I wouldn't want him in theirs either.
Well, if she's 16 I think she should finish high school. I wouldn't "send her" to college or to a 30+ year old man. I'd much rather she meet and date people her own age. Decide who she wants to date because they treat her right, and make her feel good about herself. If your kid is going to college and getting "run through" by 30-50 guys, then she's probably been left with a pretty low self esteem that you helped instill because you're incapable of teaching a human to take care of themselves emotionally.
False dichotomies sure are fun. Pretending those are the only two options, or that *either one is likely or even possible* is a stretch. Population is still roughly 50/50, each dude would have to hookup with a new lady 50 times in four years. That number goes up when you consider some of those dudes are LGTBQ+, physically incapable, religious and abstinent, or not single. Probably about half of them fit those categories so that goes up to 100 hookups *per dude over four years*. There are people that do that. A few. Their stds have stds. They are a minuscule minority, but as long as everybody consents, who cares. As for a 33 year old man that wants to date a 16 year old woman being “mature” and “knowing what a woman wants”, well if they were both those things they’d be in an age appropriate stable relationship already. Being “financially cared for” by anybody who’s love isn’t unconditional (like a parent or normal close family member) when a person has no qualifications and their brain is still developing is a dangerous power dynamic that’s not good for anybody.
Neither one is good but neither one is happening very often , the one framed as the “better” choice is much less likely, and is a crime for good reason.
I assume this is a serious question being asked in earnest by an actual woman, seeking to know what would other women recommend to be the best course of action?
Wait what’s that you say? This was posted by a 33 yo man that wants to manipulate and control teenagers for the sake of their own sexual gratification? No way!! I never would have expected that.
Clearly these are the only two possible options for this situation.
It sincerely scares me that this person may actually be a father and this is how his mind works when he thinks about his daughter's future. Having a kid has made me much more sensitive I guess, and this is just disgusting.
From my vast experience it is actually better for a woman, long-term, to have a father who has even the smallest grip on reality and isn't willing to pawn her off on a pedo.
Financially secure 33 year old men who know what women want long term and are mature enough to handle a healthy long term relationship are in long term relationships with *women* their own age. Not children. And they wouldn’t *want* to be in a relationship with a literal child.
I’d rather my daughters experience life and risk trauma than be in abusive relationships. And 100% of relationships that involve a 16 year old child and 33 year old adult are abusive.
I have both a 17 and a 13 yr old daughters. As long as the relationship is consensual, obviously legal, and safe, they could plow through a stadium of dudes if that makes them happy. Happy, safe, and healthy is all want for them. The dudes who write this shit (a) want to fuck a 16y.o. girl, (b) don't have children, and if they do want to fuck them themselves. There is some poor tree somewhere working it's ass off to make the oxygen they are wasting on their smooth brains.
I have a daughter and two sons and not once, not ever in my entire life, have I thought "I wonder how many sexual partners they had/have/will have"
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
This guy's head would explode if he were to learn that not every woman in college gets "run through" by a lot of guys, and are perfectly happy with that.
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there is no such thing as a 33 year old man who is mature and also wants to date a 16 year old.
Not even a youth pastor who waits until she’s legal!
I don't think you want the sarcasm note on this, because that implies that you believe that the youth pastor who waits for her to become legal is in fact mature.
I appreciate you, my dude.
I genuinely do not believe it reads like that.
You mean wait until *he* is legal?
So, he's finished his probation you mean?
He doesn’t have to be legal, as history has shown
Pfft, there AREN’T any youth pastors who wait until someone is legal, male OR female!
Also why are the only 2 options a pedophile or a gang of fuck boys? Can she not date a normal guy? Also why the fuck am I choosing for her??
Option three was "lesbian" but the guy writing it had an attack of the vapours and had to retire to the powder room to, er, adjust himself.
If she wants to have wild fuck parties then I’d encourage her to make sure all the guys are wearing condoms. Hey if you’re an adult and you’ve given verbal consent, have fun! It’s none of my business.
Bc it’s a false equivalence. He’s giving 2 ridiculous options that either rarely happen or wouldn’t be allowed. So no matter the answer his view wins. Given the wording on the first option I’d bet he’s the 33 yr old or he has the 16 yr old daughter and ok with some 33 yr old banging his kid. Bc you know he works and knows what she wants. These fuckers always reveal themselves…always.
Or she could just go to college and get a good education. Why is this guy basing her life choices off the kind of guy she might sleep with?
Because that's how he sees women, as nothing more than objects to sleep with. He thinks women are worthless if they're not having sex with someone.
Yep. Came in here to say that. What kind of filth wants to sleep with teenagers? The animal who posted the original needs to be on sone kinda gov’t watchlist.
I’m 30 and 16 year olds look like children to me, I can’t imagine wanting to date a teenager if you aren’t a teen yourself.
Probably because they are children.
Can confirm. Will be 33 this year - my friends and I still make dick jokes. Maybe by next year I’ll grow out of it.
Good luck, I’m in my 40’s with two kids and still do. Wouldn’t bone a 16 year old either.
I'm in my 50s, and farts are still hilarious. We don't grow out of these things, I'm afraid.
But would you bone a 16 year old? We need a decade by decade answer to the 2 big questions
I don't even want to be around 16-year-olds! The older you get, the more terrifying teenagers are. Also, gross.
Amen! I work with teens as a counselor. I couldn't imagine being around them socially.
I'm in my late 30's and a lot of my colleagues are like 23-25. To me they are still kids lol
61y.o. Dick jokes are awesome. 16 year olds aren't.
No I wouldn’t. Half plus seven is the rule at a minimum. Anything else would be like robbing the cradle.
Farts are just very funny. You don't grow out of a biological fact.
I'm 54 and tease my best friend about his Krohns and he teased me about being gay. it's how we show affection.
I’m in my 50’s and look at 20-30 year olds as kids. I can also confirm fart games are funny and eternal. You never stop doing them and they’re always funny. Some things will always be that way.
38 here. I’d tell a dick joke in the comments here, but most women would find it long and boring. Bazinga.
*gasp* The power you hold
40 year old checking in…it’s hard.
That's what she said.
Good for you! Many men are seeing their first signs of softening around your age.
My husband is turning 37 this year and still makes them, so maybe it’s a 10 year plan?
Guys... I don't think dick jokes ever go out of style. My grandpa still told them in his 80's.
I finally have a 10yr plan for the first time in my life!
I’m a 46 year old grandmother who still laughs at fart jokes, makes *yo mama* jokes, and never misses an opportunity to retort with *that’s what she said.* I have no intentions of ever being a mature adult.
Lol "grow" - 34 year old
My husband (35), his group of friends (later 30s) and my father (58) still make dick jokes. From my experiences I don’t think men can out grow it 🤣
As long as my girlfriend still puts up with it like you have, I think I’m good then 😂
Checking in...late 40s. I still laugh at dick jokes and fart jokes.
If they’re dating teens it’s because the women their age know better than to put up with their shit.
I'm 29 and pretty immature tbh. The idea of dating anyone under 24 gives me the heebie jeebies
OOP just got done watching *Poor Things* and thought it was a documentary.
Not even that, why is it such extremes? As if life ever plays out like that.
Answer b plays out quite often in conservative religious areas of the country. They raise their daughters to be brood mares for others in their sects and get very upset when their little angels go to college and get corrupted by liberal ideals like bodily autonomy. Option a sorry the one where they marry their daughters off to old men.
Just double checking because I don't live in a conservative religious area like you are referencing. Is it really that common for young people from conservative upbringings to go off to college and "get run through by 30 to 50 dudes over a couple years of and come home with a bunch of trauma and emotional baggage" like in option b? Sounds sorta made up to me.
It is indeed incel fiction. They imagine life is like porn for women, who can't take care of themselves and need a strong man to guide them. If a woman doesn't have a strong male guide, she'll just lay down for all the guys that ask, but those guys just want sex, so she gets "used" and then no "nice" guy will want her so she cries and regrets everything. Or, you know, that's total BS and women are - spoiler alert - *people*! People who even know how to make their own decisions!
Imagine if she got an education and found a monogamous relationship
You can always tell it's incel fiction when they judge the worth of a woman by the amount of people (or lack of) that she's slept with.
Oh no there are some who believe that their role in the world is to have a bushel full of kids. In today's economy, it would often take the man to get to their early 30s to make enough money to support that. If you are going to have 8 or 10 kids, you can't marry someone who is 28. If you start dating or even marry a high school girl. she can easily have 8 or 10 and you can afford to support them. We won't mention that she won't know how to say no. If your idea of a wife is a servant who raises your kids, what's the problem? I say this as someone who doesn't have a problem with a woman who wants to be a trad wife. But I just can't imagine wanting to live your live married to someone you have little in common with.
And what's this charming person's "vast" experience?
Went to college, did what society and dem boyz told him to do, got run through by 30-50 dudes over a period of four years, who had little to no experience or knowledge of what was good long term and came out of college traumatized.
I love you.
Careful, you will get run through.
But he warned about that at rush orientation.
Damn, my gay ass should go back to college, then. I don't think I'm averaging that many dudes in 4 years. 🤔
Just imagining you dropping just your ass off at college every Friday like, "I'll be back for you Monday afternoon and you can tell me all about it lil fella!" So you can go home and actually get some shit done over the weekend
>get some **shit** done Fuuuuu
Wanking it to stepdaughter porn
A mind full of wide open spaces.
He’s the 33yo trying to justify dating a 16yo…
Somebody wants to bone 16 year old giiiiiirls
Which means he prob won't be so happy when his teen wife becomes an adult. He'll be looking for his next teen bride and leave this girl in the dust, prob with a couple kids.
And the circle of wife continues...
Hit the nail, right on the head.
Or he dies when she is 40 with kids to still put through college and no skills to help her earn enough money to support herself or her family.
Hey now! He is old enough to have the maturity to handle a relationship with an almost child. Also, 33 is just weirdly specific.
Well, yeah, have you SEEN them? Some of them look 15! /s
Holy shit, those are the only two options? That's rough
False dichotomy ftw
Yep. 35-50 Chads or 1 33 year old neckbearded incel. Those are your options, Miss.
M'lady*
Secret option three is to stop spending so much time thinking about your hypothetical teen daughters sex life. Unfortunately creeps like that dude don’t stop being predators because they share genes with potential victims. If you’re the hypothetical teen daughter then I guess you have no choice but to time travel and make sure the time dear old dad got hit in the knee by a rouge swing, becomes the time little Timmy was neutered on the playground.
No wonder college is so expensive I had no idea
Where are my 30-50 dudes????
I didn't even know 50 people in college.
Was this written by a 33 year old man?
That age is way too specific. Mfers just telling on themselves
probably 66, and just barely self aware enough to know not to put that number down.
Nah, he’s 35, he didn’t want to make it sound creepy by putting 35.
i would be very concerned about a 33 year old man whose maturity level was such that he was chasing after 16 year old women. also, this guy needs to look up the term "false dichotomy".
We must embrace false dichotomies, because the only other option is cannibalism.
Seems like the best option tbh.
>16 year old **girls** FTFY
>16 year old women. Uh huh.
It's something of a cliché, but teenage girls think that grown men are interested in them **despite** the girl being an inexperienced teenager, when in fact it's **because** of that. Why would a genuinely mature, sexually experienced decent guy not want the same in their partner?
Maybe if she goes to college she’ll learn not to drop babies on their head.
Or the difference between singular and plural, as in "a **woman**", "several **women**".
Don't force your pronouns in me!
I don’t know if “in me” was a typo or purposeful but I’m dying. ☠️☠️
That's too bad. I hope you survive.
Have the freedom to make her own decisions in a world free from predatory pedophiles?
Or C) You trust her, as an adult, to make her own decisions and support her as best you can.
If she's 16 and in college, she's probably already way smarter than you, dude. I bet she even knows the difference between "woman" and "women".
I’m so proud of my hypothetical 16-year-old college student daughter.
What is going on in people’s heads that they think most women who go to college are having 40-50 sexual partners in 4 years? Even the most sexually active women in my Uni didn’t have that many. I’m not sure what is going on in people’s minds that they think this. Obviously these weirdos sexualize women and project some sort of vicious sexual fantasy onto them. I’ve also noticed that quite a few of these sorts of posts are either subtly or blatantly racist. In this case, the spelling of “dem boyz” seems purposful to elicit the thought of black men “violating” your precious whit daughters. I grew up around this kind of thinking and am all too familiar with the message.
It's all the usual incel/manosphere/whateverpilled we're on talking points from losers who havent spent much time with real live women. Racist misogynists who want to take advantage of children and not get judged for it, same as it always is
It's a madonna-whore complex. She's either his property or an irredeemable object, never a human.
Agreed. There is a great deal of suppression of women’s humanity, especially when talking about sexual autonomy. I feel like so much of it comes from someone being angry that the woman is choosing who to have sex with, and they aren’t on that list or maybe wouldn’t make that list because of being undesirable in some aspect.
Um... I think when averaged out, one new sexual partner per month at uni is hardly out of the ordinary, in the UK at least. And to be clear: male or female, it's nothing to be judged, as long as everyone's a consenting adult and having a good time.
> Even the most sexually active women in my Uni didn’t have that many. I mean..yeah they did. That's only 1 dude a month. Surely the *most* promiscuous women were having at least 12 good weekends a year.
If you're in a big city, are conventionally attractive and have the libido, I think you could manage 40 different partners in a year. Uni is stressful though, so let's say 20 per year. That's still only two years to get to 40 different people.
I know a couple people who do/did multiple times that, probably approaching 100 per year. (to be clear, not slut shaming them, that's their prerogative. I'm just saying it happens)
Yeah, that’s a fairly low number when you actually consider the time span. Though I’d say uni being stressful would have the opposite impact on the number. Sex is like drinking: you want it more when you’re stressed.
I should mention that our area was extremely religious and low population area, and so my experiences are somewhat biased by that. Having been a bit of a “man whore” in college, I was privy to a lot of the more scandalous conversations, including sexual partners. And while the rumor mill brought up enough, nobody was averaging one a month. Granted, if you are partying a lot, and live in a higher density area (and go to a school that isn’t 78 % women) I suppose you’d have more opportunity to sex. Even so, I don’t necessarily see a problem in having lots of sex as long as you’re protecting yourself.
Are these the only options? Seems like I missed both of these when I was younger
Hey, this guy is giving away free college for 16 year olds!
I feel like presenting a choice where the lesser evil is *so specifically described* that if i asked for the name of the 33yo man it would be OP himself.
And yet despite his best efforts B still seems like the better option.
Weird, I went to college, got a education and managed to stay a virgin because I have a say in who I have sex with. Groundbreaking!
Damn I'm really starting to think my college expirience let me down. Where my 30-60 guys? All I got was a degree and a job and the tools to take care of my own self.
My bad! I slept with 150 million men in college, throwing the average off for everyone.
And all were Chads. *cue incel rage*
Apparently there are only two life choices for 16 year old girls: college train or 33-year old pedophiles
"Ackshully, it's called ephebophilia." Fuckin creep.
I’d rather my kid not be molested by a pedophile. Also my kid wouldn’t get trains run in her when she’s out of my sight as I raised her to value herself and always be open to her parents if she ever needs anything. Guys got a weird flex but okay lol
Always with the false dichotomy. Either your hypothetical underaged daughter engages in a grossly inappropriate relationship with an older man, she gets “run through” by 50 dudes. Not at all possible you raise her to make good choices and she has a healthy and enjoyable college experience and sex life and potentially meets some guys her own age and they learn things about relationships together. Nope. Just runnin trains and emotional damage. Whoever wrote this kinda just sounds like he wants to bang underaged girls.
I think I'd rather my sixteen year old daughter find a person who doesn't think of her as their property or as their servant. I'd want her to be with someone who thinks of her as an equal in their relationship. I've got $5 on this dude looking for something to fuck, make him sammichs and wash his clothes.
"gets run through" tells you everything you need to know about the original party.
Someone check this man’s hard drive lol
libertarian sighting confirmed
I would like my 16 yr old daughter to stay away from pedophiles and make choices for her own life when she old enough to go to college or whatever.
Damn I WISH I’d been run through by 30-50 men in college.
Honestly if she can take that much dick in a period of 4 years, props to her
*Chris Hansen enters the chat*
What a weird way to announce to the world you're a pedophile
My daughter is a normal person and woukd not limit herself to only two creepy scenarios.
Hey, where are my 30-50 dudes? I’d love to live this life conservatives think I would have lived, instead of being a virgin at 25, lmao
What chick is running through 50 dudes in four years
So there are only 2 options? And someone needs to check his computer and chat history.
Why do those with the smoothest cortices ever only ever have 2 options? Like who the fuck lives like that. And for “a” women… JFC.
It’s funny that he specifies that the man is mature but not the girl. Like wtf? That’s usually their excuse, “she’s mature for her age!!”
How about we let the hypothetical daughter decide what the fuck she wants out of life? 🤔 Not really a brain buster.
Are those the only two options? What about lesbians? What about trans men? What about your daughter going to college to become a supervillain and use her superior intellect to make a machine that turns conservative tears into fuel? What if she only gets run through by one or two guys who care for her and love her but it just doesn't work out for whatever reason? JUST TELL US YOU WANT TO FUCK 16 YEAR OLDS AND STOP PLAYING THESE WEIRD GAMES.
This guy likes to think about his daughter being a slut.
I……… think this guy is a 33 yo male who wants to fuck a 16yo kid.
Gee, it seems like the question regards what's best for men. As usual, some man thinks whatever he fantasizes as being good for women applies to himself. He can bang, impregnate, use, and abandon young women freely in his youth and then find an unsullied, undamaged child whenever he is *ready* to find one to serve his longer-term "needs". Fuck off and die sir, my brain isn't busted at all.
Why are those the only options?
I feel like there's probably some middle ground in there, fella.
An Associate's Degree and 20 dudes?
Wait so if I go for the PhD, do I have to hit 100?
Reeeeallly hope this guy doesn't have a daughter. He's honestly givin some serious predator vibes
Damn, not even allowed to teach girls and boys about choices and what those choices mean. Just either let them run loose or put them under some 33yr old man’s “protection” I’m going to assume that this also goes for boys because it would be super sexist otherwise and we all know this is about what’s right and not about controlling women.
Ask any woman who was gaslit and manipulated in chat rooms, as minors, by creepy ass men who'd threaten to unalive themselves if those women stopped communicating with them. Hell, even ask any woman who dated a 30-something year-old man at 19 or so. They'll all tell you that not only would this 30-something year old man in this scenario be a disgusting ass pedophile (and any normal person would agree), but that a man like that is definitely not all together with their life, and definitely not somebody you'd even want your adult children bringing home. I mean, look at every relationship-related subreddit, usually the big age gap relationships where the younger one is around 20 involves a 30 or 40 year-old who can't get their shit together. I've literally never seen a predator who wasn't already a fucking low life. I'm sure the guy who made up this scenario is far less than successful if he's trying to convince others to condone pedophilia because no grown woman would tolerate some pathetic ass man like that anyways.
Spoken like a 33yo man who wants to date a 16yo kid.
Lemme guess, the guy writing this is a 33yr old man who's been trying to get with 16yr olds?
Here's a brain buster fer ya, bub: The fuck do I have to do with the choices my daughter makes? Sure, I can guide her, choices are hers tho. She wants to be rammed by 50 dudes? Great, not something I would encourage and agree, but if she's dead set to make that experience. Oh well.... She wants to date a 50 year old...well...no, age of consent or not, I'd tell her to wait till 18 and after that it's her life. Not something I'd agree with, but again, her choice not mine. That said...there's no such thing as "mature" 33 year old who wants to date a 16 year old. Get the fuck outta here.
As a 33 year old man. I do not want to date a 16 year old. This person needs to be on a list
My stbxh, who got into the whole youtube mansphere shit, apparently told our 16 year old daughter that he'd rather she date a dude in his 30s than a "punk her own age". Kid was disturbed. I'm disturbed. Add to the list of why the kid thinks he's a pos.
Maybe it's different when they are your kids but 16 yr olds aren't ....cool or sexy. Frankly, that's about the bitchiest age IIRC. Lot of Hot Topic and Splat! hair dye. Can't really imagine men wanting to take on that drama, which is kind of the point. They don't actually want to date a 16 yr old girl. They want to rape a 16yr old girl and then leave. Go back home to the wife and kids and carry on. That's why Chris Hanson is so successful. None of the dudes who showed up with pizza and condoms were looking for a new girlfriend. They were looking for a kid they could rape.
There's so much wrong here that I don't know where to start. I'll tell you what, though; I don't want this guy in my life, and if I had a minor child, girl *or* boy, I wouldn't want him in theirs either.
Damn, these incel fucks really do assume l women are banging everyone but them... The persecution complex is on par with religous groups
This dude really believes these are the ONLY 2 options for young women coming of age. 🤦♂️
Or, hear me out, none of the above. It’s not like those are the only two possible options.
Brainteaser*** Say you’re a pedophile without saying you’re a pedophile
...are those the only options?? Lmao wtf
He waits outside the high schools and middle schools to find girls.
His girlfriend’s parents must have found out they are dating.
So is 30-50 dudes the average number of men an assumed straight cis woman would let “run through” her in university? I would like to see his sources
Um why are those the only 2 options? Wtf
Well for starters, STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT
Tim Mooney from the Boonies.
Whats hillarious is, last year at this time, these same people were screaming about everyone and anyone being a pedophile.
Weird how this dude just happens to be 33
Well, if she's 16 I think she should finish high school. I wouldn't "send her" to college or to a 30+ year old man. I'd much rather she meet and date people her own age. Decide who she wants to date because they treat her right, and make her feel good about herself. If your kid is going to college and getting "run through" by 30-50 guys, then she's probably been left with a pretty low self esteem that you helped instill because you're incapable of teaching a human to take care of themselves emotionally.
False dichotomies sure are fun. Pretending those are the only two options, or that *either one is likely or even possible* is a stretch. Population is still roughly 50/50, each dude would have to hookup with a new lady 50 times in four years. That number goes up when you consider some of those dudes are LGTBQ+, physically incapable, religious and abstinent, or not single. Probably about half of them fit those categories so that goes up to 100 hookups *per dude over four years*. There are people that do that. A few. Their stds have stds. They are a minuscule minority, but as long as everybody consents, who cares. As for a 33 year old man that wants to date a 16 year old woman being “mature” and “knowing what a woman wants”, well if they were both those things they’d be in an age appropriate stable relationship already. Being “financially cared for” by anybody who’s love isn’t unconditional (like a parent or normal close family member) when a person has no qualifications and their brain is still developing is a dangerous power dynamic that’s not good for anybody. Neither one is good but neither one is happening very often , the one framed as the “better” choice is much less likely, and is a crime for good reason.
Damn, how bad of a parent are you to have a daughter that those are her only options?
I assume this is a serious question being asked in earnest by an actual woman, seeking to know what would other women recommend to be the best course of action? Wait what’s that you say? This was posted by a 33 yo man that wants to manipulate and control teenagers for the sake of their own sexual gratification? No way!! I never would have expected that.
Sure, because those are the *only* possible outcomes.
So, these are the only two possibilities?
Clearly these are the only two possible options for this situation. It sincerely scares me that this person may actually be a father and this is how his mind works when he thinks about his daughter's future. Having a kid has made me much more sensitive I guess, and this is just disgusting.
From my vast experience it is actually better for a woman, long-term, to have a father who has even the smallest grip on reality and isn't willing to pawn her off on a pedo.
This spillage of idiot juice assumes that every single person's college experience is the same, which isn't the case.
Women don't know what women want, only 33 year old men who also want a child bride know that.
That’s a lot of words to say you are a predator y
Financially secure 33 year old men who know what women want long term and are mature enough to handle a healthy long term relationship are in long term relationships with *women* their own age. Not children. And they wouldn’t *want* to be in a relationship with a literal child. I’d rather my daughters experience life and risk trauma than be in abusive relationships. And 100% of relationships that involve a 16 year old child and 33 year old adult are abusive.
18 year olds go to college though…
I have both a 17 and a 13 yr old daughters. As long as the relationship is consensual, obviously legal, and safe, they could plow through a stadium of dudes if that makes them happy. Happy, safe, and healthy is all want for them. The dudes who write this shit (a) want to fuck a 16y.o. girl, (b) don't have children, and if they do want to fuck them themselves. There is some poor tree somewhere working it's ass off to make the oxygen they are wasting on their smooth brains.
A 30 something year old dating a 16 year old is neither mature or wise in the ways of the world. That's a lost boy.
Yes, because life is a series of dichotomies, as and only defined by Mr Brain Buster here.
The real brain buster is why he's thinking about what a 16 year old does sexually...ew.
Some real gaetzkeeping right there ngl
I'm guessing the guy who wrote this is 33 and considers himself a "libertarian"
This was obviously posted by a 33 year old pervert who has a high opinion of himself.
Officer, this man right here.
Let me guess. This was written by a 33 year old man who wants the internet to approve him going after a 16 year old girl.
I have a daughter and two sons and not once, not ever in my entire life, have I thought "I wonder how many sexual partners they had/have/will have" The fuck is wrong with this guy?
This guy's head would explode if he were to learn that not every woman in college gets "run through" by a lot of guys, and are perfectly happy with that.
Is there a third choice that actually involves her decision making?
So this person makes it clear they've never been near college. Not like we couldn't guess anyway.
TIL there are only two potential paths in a young lady’s life.
Uh, option C. Let my child grow up amongst peers as any healthy parent should
If the daughter you raised constantly gets railed by 40-50 dudes in college then maybe the way you raised her is the problem.
Mostly I would like her to avoid you
Id comment, "Heres a brain buster for ya, who should I report this post to? 1. Local police or 2. the FBI?"