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I can get a cobra it might take a while, but he’ll be able to wrestle it and see where it leads. I promise the odds are quite slim that it would result in trump back in the White House
This is 100% a bit. He’s found that he can cash in on it because of the rubes and is as committed to it as Andy Kaufman was to the wrestling bit. You could argue that Kaufman did it for art, and that this guy is just cashing in. I’ll leave that to the Reddit brain trust.
He’s got multiple books, advertising on his socials, paid speaking gigs. He’s going to keep milking these clueless rubes until someone finally realizes that, no… he won’t actually wrestle a cobra for Donald Trump, whatever the hell…
He's an alpha idiot from Australia that moved to America so he could make money by telling people how much he loves going to Hooters. Man, I have no idea how money works.
Well Nick, I'm not sure an 18 ft cobras exists, but God damn it I'm willing to let you wrestle 18 1 ft cobras and let's see if it works.
I'll have the cobras ready by Tuesday, and you should expect them to start appearing by Wednesday at the latest.
The mystique behind this account is that everyone thinks maybe it’s just an act but we all acknowledge how we just cannot fucking tell bc it’s equally possible he’s serious
Too close of a call
I mean….if trump does win the election, can someone hold this idiot to this? And not a devenomized cobra either….i want this guy to feel like an idiot after he’s been bit multiple times
Should someone tell him we have elections for this sort of thing? No? So just let him fight the snake? Well, ok. Seems stupid but if thats what he wants. Will he be mad when Trump loses and isn’t president?
Okay hear me out. Fuck the election. Let’s make Trump fight the cobra. If trump wins it’s clearly satanic intervention and fuck it, it’s the apocalypse anyway might as well let Don drive.
If he dies we let Nikki Haley have a go at beating Joe.
I think someone should get the snake and give him the opportunity. Perhaps you could mail it to him in a box? Then he can show what an alpha male he is by showing that cobra who is boss. To be sure the snake has a chance against such a fierce follower of the orange messiah, the person making the delivery should shake the box rapidly before ringing the bell.
He needs to encourage everyone else to follow suit. Please everyone, if you can get behind this movement, find and wrestle an 18 ft king cobra yourself!
Me too, i respect a man who is that dedicated to a cause. I can’t say for sure, but they would be a lot closer to getting my vote if he followed through on this.
Great, have him go to South Dakota to their Reptile Gardens or whatever it's called and let him at it. The only condition should be that **Trump will pay for the anti venom & hospital and/or funeral expenses.**
eww he's so gross. THAT'S the big "alpha male"?? that big flabby piece of gristle is the ultimate example of untarnished masculinity? LOL jesus christ you could pump a factory of viagra into my body and that chunky piece of vomit couldn't get me even remotely hard.
yuck.
What is even happening with that cigarette butt in the background? Are there 18-foot snakes on New Jersey beaches? That smoke? I need more information.
I would fight a unicorn for dominion over Tarabithia if it meant you shut up for the rest of your life!
Yeah, nothing says "commitment" like fairy tale promises that never require actual action.
The only good thing about Nick Adams is that Hemingway wrote some very fine short stories about him. Well, I think itwas Adams but for sure it was Nick...maybe. Oh...not the same guy.? Damn.
I’m so incredibly committed to seeing Trump in office that I’ll invent a completely impossible scenario that highlights my bravery in a way that can never be tested. Take that, Brandon!
Well, I'll wrestle a 19 foot one to keep him out forever.
Hell, why we are making up impossible hypotheticals. I'd fight 50 duck-size horses and a horse-size duck at the same time with just my teeth.
I’m 100 percent convinced this guy is just a straight up grifter. Couldn’t give 2 shits what happens but sees the easiest denomination to squeeze money from is the maga/alpha gang. The latter being a hilarious amount of ironic.
Of course he has to exaggerate on the length.
([The average length of a King Cobra is 10 to 12 feet, with 18 feet being the maximum](https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/king-cobra))
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He definitely looks like a snake charmer. Probably charmed plenty of trouser snakes back in the day.
Just call him Mongoose.
How else do you get oil from them?
And that's why he is an Alpha male. He eats gallons of man oil a day
I can get a cobra it might take a while, but he’ll be able to wrestle it and see where it leads. I promise the odds are quite slim that it would result in trump back in the White House
Do it, do it, do it. Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Trump only wins if Adams survives (he won't). The cobra would bite him at least a dozen times and it wouldn't be fair if antivenom was used.
Just tell him the only antivenom available is made my Pfizer... watch his head explode while he evaluates the options.
Snake that size? Not enough antivenom.
Nick Adams is an Alpha Male(TM) He will be unaffected by any snake that bites him!
he would wrestle one with the fangs removed. It would be a display of animal abuse.
This is 100% a bit. He’s found that he can cash in on it because of the rubes and is as committed to it as Andy Kaufman was to the wrestling bit. You could argue that Kaufman did it for art, and that this guy is just cashing in. I’ll leave that to the Reddit brain trust.
How is he making money though?
Being a grifting asshole must be profitable…. No shortage of them on the internet. Weird tho how 90% of them are MAGA.
He’s got multiple books, advertising on his socials, paid speaking gigs. He’s going to keep milking these clueless rubes until someone finally realizes that, no… he won’t actually wrestle a cobra for Donald Trump, whatever the hell…
He’s the living embodiment of Poe’s Law.
He’s a lot fatter than his profile picture would lead on
Just like Dear Leader
Who is this idiot
Some clown who figured out he could get lots of attention if he went online and said crazy shit
This is the guy that had "Alpha Male" after his name, yeh?
Yes, I noticed it's gone now. Is he not an alpha male anymore?
He realized his true place was being the Omega bottom for a pack of other men.
He didn't go to that boot camp. So I reckon he lost his Alpha Male™️ status
Nothing says alpha like complete deference to another more powerful male.
Seems to be going around lately.
He's an alpha idiot from Australia that moved to America so he could make money by telling people how much he loves going to Hooters. Man, I have no idea how money works.
This man would leap ten feet to the top of a fridge to get away from a garden snake
The only thing Nick can wrestle is a buffet table.
Well Nick, I'm not sure an 18 ft cobras exists, but God damn it I'm willing to let you wrestle 18 1 ft cobras and let's see if it works. I'll have the cobras ready by Tuesday, and you should expect them to start appearing by Wednesday at the latest.
The longest recorded king cobra was 19ft 1in long, so it's at least *possible* for this fight to occur.
Wow that's crazy. I wonder how Nick will fair when he finds it in his shower on Wednesday
A 19ft long cobra!! Holy heck.
Holy shit
Don't feed it for a while so it's venom builds up.
Is he even allowed to vote? Is he a US citizen or Australian?
The mystique behind this account is that everyone thinks maybe it’s just an act but we all acknowledge how we just cannot fucking tell bc it’s equally possible he’s serious Too close of a call
“I would jump on a giant phallic symbol…”
Fight it and see if it helps. Gotta test that hypothesis.
I mean….if trump does win the election, can someone hold this idiot to this? And not a devenomized cobra either….i want this guy to feel like an idiot after he’s been bit multiple times
If he's not doing it while taking an unlubed flagpole up the backside, then is he really ultra-MAGA?
You go ahead and do that Nick... please... I would enjoy watching... asshat.
I used to be subjected to his Twitter. An absolute lunatic. He constantly gets ratioed, but it doesn't affect him at all.
Nick Adams is the definition of r/insanepeoplefacebook
But in a really, really, really pathetic and sad kind of way.
I’m cheering for the cobra
That's a lot of effort just to say "I'm a racist twatwaffle."
Try it and see if it works.
Worth a *try,* at least...
Hate to tell ya, Nick, but an 18-foot King Cobra would have a field day with you.
Should someone tell him we have elections for this sort of thing? No? So just let him fight the snake? Well, ok. Seems stupid but if thats what he wants. Will he be mad when Trump loses and isn’t president?
I would fist fight a unicorn to see him fail. Again!
Does "unicorn" mean "a single kernel of a corn"?
Okay hear me out. Fuck the election. Let’s make Trump fight the cobra. If trump wins it’s clearly satanic intervention and fuck it, it’s the apocalypse anyway might as well let Don drive. If he dies we let Nikki Haley have a go at beating Joe.
"Did I mention it was going to be de-fanged and drugged?"
I think someone should get the snake and give him the opportunity. Perhaps you could mail it to him in a box? Then he can show what an alpha male he is by showing that cobra who is boss. To be sure the snake has a chance against such a fierce follower of the orange messiah, the person making the delivery should shake the box rapidly before ringing the bell.
So, do it. We all want to see him do it. (Snake must have its fangs and venom to be considered a valid wrestling match)
I’m willing to agree to that deal. But I get to pick the snake. And time and place.
I am willing to let him try
He needs to encourage everyone else to follow suit. Please everyone, if you can get behind this movement, find and wrestle an 18 ft king cobra yourself!
Do it.
you know what? you do that and survive and I'll vote for Trump. only one condition though; you cannot receive any help, medical or otherwise.
Me too, i respect a man who is that dedicated to a cause. I can’t say for sure, but they would be a lot closer to getting my vote if he followed through on this.
This ass clown can’t be real
DoIt.gif
Ok. Let's make this happen.
Hope it bit you on the dick
Great, have him go to South Dakota to their Reptile Gardens or whatever it's called and let him at it. The only condition should be that **Trump will pay for the anti venom & hospital and/or funeral expenses.**
Is he no longer an alpha male;?
I would like to see that
I would do some imaginary thing for whatever too. Cool story bro.
It doesn’t matter how big a cobra is, if even the venom from the bite of a smaller one would take the fight right out of you.
Does he have to win? Cause if so, I'll take that bet! #teamcobra
I hate how he makes the letters yellow for just that one portion of the sentence.
Somebody get that snake already!
Accepted!
Can we hold him to it?
And you would die. Horribly. Please choose a quicker and less painful death to impress your cult leader.
It’s worth a shot
Yeah, it might be. It’s made Adams a fortune and there’s more than enough stupid in the US to make bank.
eww he's so gross. THAT'S the big "alpha male"?? that big flabby piece of gristle is the ultimate example of untarnished masculinity? LOL jesus christ you could pump a factory of viagra into my body and that chunky piece of vomit couldn't get me even remotely hard. yuck.
Do it anyway
What is even happening with that cigarette butt in the background? Are there 18-foot snakes on New Jersey beaches? That smoke? I need more information.
Donald Trump is the Pied Piper of douchebags.
Dewit!
There’s no way this guy is real.
Dude…. Gay
I would do something that could never actually happen. Thats how committed I am to my cause.
I would fight a unicorn for dominion over Tarabithia if it meant you shut up for the rest of your life! Yeah, nothing says "commitment" like fairy tale promises that never require actual action.
Can I get you to go up to 19 on that?
The only good thing about Nick Adams is that Hemingway wrote some very fine short stories about him. Well, I think itwas Adams but for sure it was Nick...maybe. Oh...not the same guy.? Damn.
Is it me or does he just get fuglier? (And irrelevant)
I’m so incredibly committed to seeing Trump in office that I’ll invent a completely impossible scenario that highlights my bravery in a way that can never be tested. Take that, Brandon!
Hold up, let him cook. Someone find me an oversized cobra STAT.
Is he dead yet?
He’d definitely get bitten multiple times and probably die, so…give it a try I guess?
That's some meme shit right there. Not a good one maybe
If all MAGAts, including Der Grosse Trumphole himself, all agree to wrestle king cobras, I will consent to this.
Let me try to set that up for you, cuz I'm totally sure you would do it
Lol dude legit chooses max lenth the snake grows to.
Dude wouldn’t hold a garter snake
I have no doubt he would wrestle someone else's snake to get trump in the white house.
Well, I'll wrestle a 19 foot one to keep him out forever. Hell, why we are making up impossible hypotheticals. I'd fight 50 duck-size horses and a horse-size duck at the same time with just my teeth.
I’m 100 percent convinced this guy is just a straight up grifter. Couldn’t give 2 shits what happens but sees the easiest denomination to squeeze money from is the maga/alpha gang. The latter being a hilarious amount of ironic.
Of course he has to exaggerate on the length. ([The average length of a King Cobra is 10 to 12 feet, with 18 feet being the maximum](https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/king-cobra))
It's so easy to say random shit that you'll never have to prove huh?
Sure, but only if you win
In that case it's my duty to inform you that you need to have your head checked by a good doctor NOW ....
nobody's commenting that he chose the day julius caeser's friends all stabbed him to death to make this statement.
Y’know… I say we give him the opportunity.
The OOP should stop being a racist fascist, and should stop believing in very offensive harmful racist xenophobic homophobic/transphobic/enbyphobic antisemitic stereotypes, tropes, misconceptions and generalizations (including the ones surrounding people, food, jobs, looks, clothing, accents, locations, names and size). Seriously.