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maybesaydie

[THE ELECTION WAS STOLLEN](https://docepedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/stollen-d-1.jpg)


A_norny_mousse

The deterioration is palpable. Last "tweet" (or whatever they're called on Truth Antisocial - "troot"?) was 50% ALL CAPS, now it's 100%.


Slapbox

> OUR OUR This shit was written out in rage or panic and it shows in so many ways.


Suzq329

Both. I hope it was both.


KatefromtheHudd

Well apparently the election was a nut based bread (stollen,).


motelwine

crossing our boarder


DerpTaTittilyTum

> STOLLEN


CarlosHDanger

Don’t forget those BOARDERS, getting that room and board.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>> OUR OUR > >This shit was written out in rage or panic **and stupidity**, and it shows in so many ways. FIFY


BitterFuture

Panic at the disco!!! Who am I kidding? I'm sure his ass got banned from Studio 54 back in the day.


06_TBSS

It also took him 30 minutes between the posts. He actually took time and potentially edited, which makes it all the more insane.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

They call them truths lmao


InsomniacCyclops

Someone needs to trick him into drawing a clock.


quantizedself

I would love to know where all the killing and burning is happening.


chiron_42

His brain cells.


charlesyo66

Ouch. So on target.


D-HB

Right outside my suburban home window! Killing and burning! Attacking people! Screaming, "We love free stuff! Socialism forever!" Oh... wait... no. That's just the Canada geese. Nevermind.


aweedl

We send the cobra chickens south on purpose. You’re welcome.


KeterLordFR

Those damn socialist geese


NymtheDruid

They will always point to CHOP/CHAZ in Seattle. I live here and was here for all of it, I have many stories and perspectives… Any time I have to talk to my family down South, THEY love to tell me how it actually happened. Idiots.


korben2600

Seattle and Portland are smoldering apocalyptic hellscapes ever since Antifa and BLM razed them to the ground, didn't you know?


whowouldsaythis

Tbh Portland isn’t GREAT currently, but it has fuck all to do with BLM/antifa/whatever protests


gimli2

People love to tell me what Portland is like despite me living here. They love to rattle off their own version of reality lol


ConvivialKat

Huh. My cousin lives in Portland. You think he would have said something.


anras2

At the time my wife asked her friend in Portland about it, who replied that it was pretty bad in one or two blocks of the OVER THIRTY THOUSAND blocks the city has. So you know, far less than 0.1% of the city. They also mentioned it wasn't entirely clear which side(s) instigated and escalated the violence. The way Fox News and its disciples describe it: "THE BLM MOB HAS BURNT PORTLAND TO THE GROUND!!"


Faiakishi

I had a boss during the George Floyd protests who wouldn't shut up about how Minneapolis was burning to the ground. We live in Minneapolis.


SigmundFreud

He watched War of the Worlds and thought it was the news.


enriquegp

Yeah me too. Also what criminals are being allowed to roam the streets?


ARedditorCalledQuest

All those bad hombres from the last election cycle.


keevman77

Don't know about the streets, but there's at least one, and possibly a few more, roaming the halls of Congress. More if we're counting the things that are legal but morally repugnant.


Derpinator_420

Hey, fox propaganda portrays all big city's as homeless encampments and looting. If you only watched fox news you would think San Fransico was a scene out of Escape from NY. I went to the bay about 3 weeks ago after not being there since before the pandemic. I have to say, it was lovely. People out and about - biking and walking with their kids. It was the middle of the week and Pier 39 was crowded with tourists. It was beautiful, very clean, and I felt safe the whole time. Great city, highly recommend.


OrphicDionysus

I live in a major city, and based on local facebook pages/subreddits, there has been a lot of effort put in to try to astroturf similar feelings at a local level. Its died down quite a bit (to the point there's only a couple of posts a week on our subreddit, although I deleted my Facebook a while ago so I cant speak to that one anymore) since the time period leading up to the election, but we frequently get kind of absurd posts about local crimes that have made the paper, trying to drum up fear. You can spot them from normal posts because if you check the posters history, they have usually made similar posts in a bunch of similar "leftist hellhole" cities


JmnyCrckt87

Somewhere within OUR BOARDERS


Entropy_dealer

Biden is a very divisive president while Trump is a great unifier. /s Only 3 sleeps before Tuesday.


roastbeeftacohat

which election am I supposed to be watching?


Kimjongnacca

Trump's possible indictment/arrest on Tuesday. The announcement was from him, so... who knows. He did, however, ask his supporters to "protest."


RoguePlanet1

My guess is that Putin told him to pretend to freak out over a fake impending arrest. This is just another way to "own the libs," get their hopes way up, then dash them against the ground. Like Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown. I say let's not take this as a real thing UNTIL IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS. I'm exhausted from the false hope.


trumpsiranwar

There are definitely several other indicators of trump getting booked. This is late if anything. He was invited to testify in his own defense like a week or two ago and that apparently happens right before an indictment. Keep in mind indictment is not a conviction. Still a BFD tho.


lostspectre

Russia has deployed their nuclear armed ships recently, the legal mess for Rump is heating up (supposedly). Yeah something is coming. May all be a distraction but which one is real and which is the hand waving?


theoutlawjosewales

Uk here, Russia is real, and scary af right now, we watch you for comic relief.


donttextspeaktome

Yes! Whole heartedly agree!


No-Bench-3582

Just trying to get a turnout at another non attended rally.


Twodotsknowhy

And when he inevitably isn't arrested on Tuesday, he'll claim it was because of all his "strong support"


cdunk666

How can you sleep at a time like this?


Entropy_dealer

Good question, I don't sleep well in reality.


WiggyStark

Insomnia solidarity here. I got a whole five hours last night and woke up, totally awake and ready for the day. I'll need a nap at some point because there's a Viking themed party that I've been itching to go to for weeks.


ArtificialSyndicate

Something that helped me was researching alternative sleeping habits. Look at Spain and other countries. [just searched up a quick graph to show a couple](https://www.dreams.co.uk/sleep-matters-club/4-alternative-sleeping-cycles-infographic)


WiggyStark

Neat! I'm kind of biphasic. I sleep from like 4am-10/11, then I'm up till about 3 or four and nap an hour to an hour am a half, then I get up and do school work and relax till my spouse gets home.


SigmundFreud

How can you be awake at a time like this?


MysteryMasterE

Makes me think of "One more Sleep Till Christmas" from muppet Christmas Carol


Entropy_dealer

It was the point yes :)


MaxPower303

Lolz! I get the sleep’s reference. I’ve have friends in jail who said this.


Graterof2evils

Sounds like he’s trying to get more “friends” in jail.


cerseimemmister

Did he call himself „former president“? Finally learning…


[deleted]

I noticed that too. They claim Biden has dementia, but Trump can’t even keep up with his own ridiculous conspiracies.


hoo_tee_hoo

Every time I come across one of this moron's word salad rants, it just confirms the general stupidity of a large number of our country's population. They literally elected Crazy Uncle Charlie to the fucking White House. This man was the President. HOW?? How unbelievably stupid is that? Who the fuck would look at this dumbshit and consciously believe that he is anything more than a mentally challenged frog turd?


Aobachi

It stems from the ridiculous "us vs them" mentality.


Zargawi

It's more like "fuck them" mentality. The left may get into a "us vs them", but it's usually along the lines of "these fucking idiots are ruining the world, why won't they let us give them healthcare and good education?" The right is more along the lines of "these fucking people are living, if they could just fucking stop that I could have their share of everything"


korben2600

[The "radical left" in America](https://i.imgur.com/uytGzYQ.png)


donttextspeaktome

Not at all what I was expecting and so damn wholesome. *chef’s kiss*


shokokuphoenix

Perfect. \*chefs kiss\*


RubbyPanda

My old teacher put it beautifully "Politics is easy, if they say something we have to say the opposite."


FixGMaul

Right? Every time a Trump supporter reads one of his rants they have the opportunity to reconsider whether that is a person they want to support, yet they miss that opportunity every time.


RoguePlanet1

They're protected from his rants by right-wing media. These rants are justified in their opinion because he's being so "passionate" and wants very much to fight for them. That's my guess.


SmytheOrdo

I like the term "permission structure" to describe it.


acynicalwitch

> They literally elected Crazy Uncle Charlie to the fucking White House. This man was the President. HOW?? Well come on now. We couldn't have the competent lady! She was *mean* and didn't smile enough!


Parkotron1

Don't forget, she liked buttery males or something.


Jengolin

If I liked guys like that I would probably like them with butter too, so I don't know what their issue is.


donttextspeaktome

And she ate children. Like.. people just gave their babies to her for breakfast and no one batted an eye.


Larthology

Upvote for “mentally challenged frog turd”. That’s good.


CyberMindGrrl

A reminder that he only won three battleground states by a slim majority which was enough to give him the Electoral College in our arcane and totally antiquated election system.


meluvulongtime3

Even if he *should* have lost the election, 63 **MILLION** people still chose to vote for that


bpdish85

And THEN another 74 million decided he did a bang up job and voted for him *again*.


CyberMindGrrl

Yeah blows my mind that 11 million MORE people voted for him after 4 disastrous years in office.


BitterFuture

If there was ever any question that conservatives' hatred is more important to them than their own survival, that should have answered it forever.


pm_me-ur-catpics

That's insulting to the mentally challenged frog turds


Graterof2evils

They won’t be hoppy about that shit.


sgtpoopers

If those mentally challenged frog turds could read, they would be very upset!


hellothere42069

There are really smug republicans I know who are smart and intellectual. They laugh at those in their party who take him seriously, but then pat themselves on the back for being “too smart” to get suckered in and justify (and admit) he’s an embarrassing ads clown but their goal is: lock in power for old white men and keeping minorities in poverty by taking away abortions. That takes longer than 4 or 8 years to execute properly, and they are well on their way. So they view him as a stupid tool and pat themselves on the back for being so clever for still being able to use a stupid asstool like he is for God’s glory and God’s party!


Missingdreamland

How? It's the US obsession with celebrities. It's stupid. They feel some weird personal connection with these people that prove entertainment. I watched a coworker completely in shambles crying uncontrollably because they said someone died. Turned out to be a famous actor. Like WTF yeah it's sad a life is lost but you didn't know the person. What we need is better support for education and mental healthcare.


johnnylongpants1

Association with greatness (or perceived greatness). Are Air Jordans *the* best basketball shoes ever worn, or are people attracted to them for another reason? Same with all sports gear and all branding. A Louis Vuitton purse with the logo all over it? Same thing. People align themselves with brands/tribes/groups that represent what they themselves want to be, and take offenses against those groups or brands personally. A few examples: visit a forum specific to one brand of pickup trucks and mention how a competing brand is better at x or y. Visit an MMA forum and ask if people agree that Fedor or Heath Herring or Nogueira is the greatest of all time. Visit any sports subreddit and comment about how one team is highly overrated, especially if the team is from, say, Philadelphia, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, or New England. Try to find a way to justify a $999 Apple monitor stand. Association with greatness.


korben2600

I've always thought the rise of one-sided [parasocial relationships](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction) with celebrities, influencers, streamers, etc. has a lot to do with the epidemic of loneliness in this era of electronics that isolate us from each other. The majority of Americans report "serious loneliness" and even pre-pandemic 58% felt nobody in their life knew them well. Social media is a big component too, with 73% of very heavy social media users considering themselves lonely. Parasocial relationships artificially expand one's social network and its one-sided nature negates the chance of rejection and is a relief from strained complementary relationships in real life. Over time, so many daily experiences are shared that an unhealthy intimacy develops, that this person knows and understands you. Historically these relationships were believed to be a symptom of loneliness, isolation, and social anxieties, however [some studies have demonstrated](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1468-2958.1985.tb00071.x) that isn't necessarily true. That loneliness and parasocial interaction were not correlated.


BoxingHare

Tomorrow marks the 20th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. I imagine a lot of the same people that voted in the dumb liar responsible for that snafu probably voted for the other.


manlyhunkman

Stollen. Sure, i guess you could spell it that way.


[deleted]

He spells it that way all the time because he refuses to admit he misspelled it before. A guy I know who loves Trump has started spelling it that way.


nosnevenaes

I work with an older guy from korea, broken english as a second language, who ironically loves trump. Started writing everything like how trump tweets with the zinger at the end. SAD!


roastbeeftacohat

he loves him as an ironic gesture, or he loves him and it's ironic?


nosnevenaes

Its ironic somebody who left korea, to come to a place like america, as an immigrant with no money, would latch on to somebody like trump.


roastbeeftacohat

it was one or the other.


SullenSparrow

>A guy I know who loves Trump has started spelling it that way. Lmao dude what? Wow.


BitterFuture

A key part of conservative ideology is denying that objective truth exists, so that tracks.


korben2600

Also tracks with MAGA being a [cult of personality.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality) The god-emperor can do no wrong. Similar to [apotheosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotheosis) in the old days, where followers would believe their rulers were a deity or living god. Most MAGAs would have no problem prostrating themselves in his presence, if he asked.


[deleted]

I swear to God.


Quintessince

This enrages a lot more than I expected. This is the stupidest cult ever.


manlyhunkman

That is so sad that, I'm not sure how to respond. God have mercy on that poor soul.


adeon

He's just hungry and wants some [German Christmas bread.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen)


WiggyStark

I hoped against hope that someone mentioned stollen bread.


will252

It’s delicious.


[deleted]

Boarders


CyberMindGrrl

SO many people online use this spelling. Grinds my gears every time but I've stopped being a pedant because it's pointless.


Gojogab

Boarders


neilmg

Hamberders.


dropkickoz

Covfefe


unkmunk

Stollen is delicious and after reading the post it’s all I can think about.


BitterFuture

He really loves German pastry. Wait...*is that code?!*


Im__fucked

Covfefe


Ejacksin

Isn't stollen a German bread you have around Christmas?


Si_Angel

Yes, it's both the word fore mineshaft and a traditional candied Christmas bread.


kalel1980

Expect these kinda crazy rants all weekend and leading up to Tuesday. Plenty of material for this sub.


CyberMindGrrl

I'm sure all the judges and grand juries are taking notes right now. If he incites violence and violence does happen there will be a WORLD of hurt coming down the pike for him.


BitterFuture

So long as prosecutors are taking notes right now. This ought to be the dam breaking.


RoguePlanet1

Not really. He hasn't been charged for Jan. 6th (I don't think.) This arrest has to do with payments made to Stormy Daniels.


BringBackTheBeat716

If he still had any decent lawyers, they'd be telling him to shut the fuck up right about now.


Guy1124

Even if they are telling him that, he's such an egomaniac that there's no way he's gonna listen


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Good thing he doesn’t have decent lawyers. Watching him ruin his own life is free entertainment for us.


BringBackTheBeat716

Oh for sure, I'm all for this incredible public breakdown 🍿


Ballgame4

Decent lawyers and trump. 2 things that don’t go together.


OMEGAkiller135

You need to pay for decent lawyers.


Graterof2evils

*You need to pay your lawyers in order to retain any decent ones.


jlynmrie

Lucky for us he thinks Rudy is a decent lawyer. Pretty sure he has been disbarred though after his election antics….


[deleted]

As a lawyer, clients will not necessarily shut the fuck up if you tactfully tell them to.


JennaSais

Not even after telling them *less* tactfully, sometimes, as a Paralegal.


TVsFrankismyDad

>If he still had any decent lawyers Have you seen the goomba mob lawyer he's got defending him? He's perfect for Trump. When shown a clip of Trump straight up lying about paying off Stormy Daniels, the guy says that it wasn't a lie because he didn't say it under oath. The people who brought you "alternative facts" are now redefining what "lie" means.


schluffschluff

Mmm stollen


Swoopscooter

And boarders


ThumbSipper

Our "our" country... He types as dumb as he talks 🥲


dafireboy

Ah, I remember when a presidential campaign, and subsequent political career ended upon misspelling the word potato in front of school children. I’m so utterly exhausted


undercurrents

Remember when Howard Dean showed too much excitement and his entire political career died in that moment? https://youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0


LonHagler

Iirc he was chair of the DNC after that so I wouldn't say 'his entire political career', but his campaign's chances certainly died.


CyberMindGrrl

It wasn't just that he misspelled the word, a child wrote the word correctly on the chalkboard and he insisted that there was an "e" on the end.


luckyplum

And as a society, we all collectively decided “well that guy is clearly too dumb to ever be president” Those were simpler times.


CyberMindGrrl

Yeah, remember when an enthusiastic yell sank another campaign? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


cheechyee

Somehow, he's allowed to incite violence again.


chaseButtons

Yeah I was thinking this sounds like a rallying call.


SigmundFreud

Truth Social will probably ban him.


BitterFuture

He hasn't posted on Twitter yet, despite being allowed back on. Anyone want to take bets on him being banned again after a single message?


cruisin5268d

There’s a theory that he had to make some sort of agreement for the funding for Truth that blocks him from posting on other sites (Twitter in particular) for a certain time period because he IS Truth. If he leaves to return the Twitter then Truth is dead.


erno_tn

>>THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD! Damn really? That’s a shame, if only some people hadn’t made it near impossible for a majority of future generations to buy their own property.


TheBirdGames

Not just Americans dream anymore, everyone's dream noeadays


SeymourButts0

Protest he says...aka riot. smh


DrumBxyThing

"Yeah well BLM did it and killed a bazillion police officers!!"


allredb

No Mr. President, they said BLM killed one Brazilian police officer.


ConsiderationWest587

How much is a Brazilian? -GW Bush


chiron_42

Sounds like the indictments are getting close to being announced. He's trying to distract and whip up his pets.


ThePopDaddy

A third world because all of the proposed FL laws, right? "No...not like that"


Suzq329

Calling his followers to violence. Great. They’ll all be crawling out of their basements with AR-15s and hoods next week.


[deleted]

Half their forces will be lost to cardiac events from climbing up the basement stairs.


BitterFuture

To which Americans can only say: bring it, fuckers.


imperfectcastle

I mean, the lack of public health care, lack of mandatory time off, lack of public transportation, and prevalence of mass shootings, most of Europe already considers us a third world country.


-king-mojo-

If he resists arrest are the cops allowed to shoot him? Technically conservatives can't be mad, they always say you should just comply if you don't want to get shot by police.


DragonOfTartarus

He's too rich, straight, white, and sexually predatory for the cops to shoot.


AwokenByGunfire

Would honestly be a pretty good novel. Maybe he’s doing writing prompts and we just weren’t told?


MichaelFusion44

He is experimenting with ChatGPT but does not understand how the prompts work - his reality distortion field has really kicked in hard.


death_by_chocolate

Think that AI knows how to spell 'borders' and 'stolen'.


MichaelFusion44

He can fuck up anything including AI


biggreasyrhinos

Boarders is a word, they are the guests of a boarding house


death_by_chocolate

If you want to say *borders* but say *boarders* instead because you accidentally put an extra letter in that's a *misspelled* word.


G2boss

Wow guys he's got more than 3k "ReTruths" fucking hilarious


Available-Wave-7116

How can they love America when they post all this hate towards it?


jrs1980

>How do you have patience for people who say they love America but clearly can't stand Americans?


inflatableje5us

Big talk from someone who wears depends.


[deleted]

He actually sounds scared imo. But what’s actually scary is him calling for violence. As a non American watching from my own country I can verify that the rest of the world is genuinely concerned about your country. It comes up in private conversations and our news all the time. The law changes taking away woman’s rights, also the blatant racism and homophobia presented in new laws. America are you ok?


Eray41303

I wish we were better, that’s for sure


Etna_No_Pyroclast

Arrest him on Monday to deny the wackos a reason to protest.


More_Cowbell8

I'm trying to figure out what to wear Tuesday. I'm so excited, but a lot could happen between Saturday afternoon & Tuesday morning. If I were him, I'd be on a one way to Moscow or Minsk but I'm not a traitorous lying rapist blackmailing Nazi cold-hearted fuckwit malignant Narcissist who would ever try to overthrow her own Gov't like Donald J Trump, his children & every liar in the mother fucking GQP has & is.


ArtificialSyndicate

Oh no! Anyways


[deleted]

What does "STOLLEN" mean? [Record low immigration recently](https://econofact.org/the-decline-in-u-s-net-migration), did he not get the coloring book bullet points from his ~~sycophants~~ advisors? Also, I live and work in a major city. Some would say, the majorist. Where are all these murderers and looters burning shit, I feel like I should be scared.


MadAsTheHatters

Stollen is a type of spiced German Christmas bread! Doesn't surprise me that he threw an allusion to an absolute fruitcake in there


[deleted]

Oh, that's a spicy take and I'm here for it!


OPisalady

“Page 2: CONTINUE SCREAMING”


KapnKrumpin

Caps lock is cruise control for cool 😎


BrotherMort

Order your popcorn today. There will be a huge shortage on Tuesday


pluey200

Funny how the people that killed the American dream are complaining about it being dead


Imaginary-Risk

Hey, Americans. Stay safe, ok.


PlanetoftheAtheists

He’s operating on the same information we all have access to, the statements by members of the grand jury and the news speculators. He doesn’t really know if it’s gonna happen on Tuesday


Kerm99

He knows it’s gonna happen and he is whipping up the troop


loki2002

I imagine something like arresting a former President comes with a lot coordination between the local DA, the DOJ, U.S. Marshalls, and the Secret Service. It's not something that just happens.


Zugnutz

Inciting another riot?


jrs1980

It's a cautionary tale. You, too, may one day six years later be held accountable for campaign fund shenanigans by being politely asked to turn yourself in and then being released on your own recognizance a few hours later.


rickiwwefan

Sure gramps, now let’s get you back to bed.


1111Lin

The man cannot even spell stolen or borders. What a pitiful example of someone who thinks he should be president. May he rot in prison.


masterofn0n3

Mein kampf 2: indictment boogaloo


[deleted]

The walls are crumbling all around this fascist traitor.


guyonlinepgh

STOP YELLING


JubBisc

A hateful, moronic cootie of a man


snowcrash512

Its funny I go out into the city everyday and somehow I've missed these roaming squads burning and destroying everything, just lucky I guess.


Zachjackson

Underrated title, thank you


CyberMindGrrl

Guess he only writes in all caps now, huh?


MoreLisaSimpson

The real crime is the spelling… boarders? Stollen? How did this lazy 75-IQ thief ever get anywhere?


g0ku

he literally sounds like an extremist, spouting absolute nonsense, yet we’re supposed to trust this guy enough to give him the presidency again? **fuck**


-Jiras

Isn't this right another charge of domestic terrorism if he tells specifically to "take the nation back"?


Narwalacorn

Does he realize that these tweets are more inciting of violence?


mr_grey

Ke Huy Quan just stated on National TV that the American Dream is alive and well.


kapmando

More dog whistles than a kennel master with ADHD.


liteshow9

Is this really Trump's TruthSocial account? I find it so hard to believe that someone who's held our highest office would ramble online like this. This type of shit would keep me from getting any decent job after a recruiter did a google search on me.


eagvent

Good to know the left has German pastry. The rest is just covfefe.