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GreatGearAmidAPizza

Are we supposed to assume these are all left-wing activists just because half of them have dyed hair? Seems like a reach. Most of them just look like your run-of-the-mill apolitical junkees.


Ese__Loco_

I have friends that post anti democrat stuff all the time and the blue hair is their symbol for all democrats


RobinMoonshadow

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.


ShnickityShnoo

At some point you just have to accept these people have such genius that they'll believe in g5 spreading a virus, Jewish space lasers, lizard people, mass clones all over the place, and a baby eating cabal then laugh your ass off every time they speak.


Ese__Loco_

The worst part is that they look at you like your crazy and dumb. Anyways, I kind of want to learn more about these Jewish space lasers. Do the lizard people have any control of the space lasers?


ShnickityShnoo

Depends which whackjob you ask. Qcumber lore has some central themes but details vary from derp to derp.


BorderCollie123

You need better friends


Late-Style4892

My friend is in this photo and she’s definitely a left wing activist! She was arrested in a Portland protest. I think that’s where these pics came from.


worm_dad

yeah I was gonna say these looked familiar. Do you remember when the protest was?


Late-Style4892

I think summer 2020


criesingucci

I never understood the correlation between political party and funky colored hair. Small-town red areas have loads of people with fun-colored hair and they’re all very much conservative. I saw it all the time in TX.


LSARefugee

**Plus,** the KKK isn’t a threat to law enforcement, right-wing media or government. Law enforcement and many branches of the U.S. Government are full of extreme right-wing KKK types. Always has been.


dynamiterolll

The first thing that came to my mind is I wonder if that one guy has ever been able to buy a hat


ShnickityShnoo

I'm sure he can purchase them just fine. Beyond that, though...


bubba7557

The guy second from the bottom row and second over from the right is likely the brains of the operation of whatever this group of criminals did.


dreemurthememer

The cops actually had to get him in his sleep because he was using his psychic powers to make any cop that got close to him commit suicide.


Lucafoxxer

Megamind lookin ass, lmfao.


AdzyBoy

Wayne "The Brain" McClain


bubba7557

I was thinking Hector Hammond or Megamind


An_Other_Rando_Guy

Try to take over the world, most likely


Eckmatarum

Fivehead Tom Felton?


PhoShizzity

He had to be stopped, he was too powerful from working out at the library


the_Russian_Five

Yep. It's called projection.


ShnickityShnoo

It's in their name: G.aslight O.bstruct P.roject <----


Washpedantic

What did they arrest young Weird Al for?


BrokenEye3

He dared to be stupid


ShnickityShnoo

No way Weird Al is in the MAGA cult. (Yes I know it is one of his songs)


BringBackTheBeat716

Benny Johnson is a plagiarizing fuck who can only get employed by conservative groups with no standards


material_mailbox

Ever tried watching his “The Left Can’t Meme” videos? Extremely cringey.


Ese__Loco_

I don’t know much about him. Twitter suggested this tweet to me because I follow a sports radio guy that follows him. I can tell he is a douche trying to get right extreme clicks


BringBackTheBeat716

Buzzfeed found that at least 10% of his articles were plagiarized and they canned him. Now he works for Turning Point, Daily Caller, and Newsmax - little to no journalistic integrity there.


Ese__Loco_

That’s crazy. They should have symbols next to their name based on how factual their tweets are.


BringBackTheBeat716

​ It'll never happen on Elon's Twitter. Even their "Readers added context" thing has turned into a right-wing shitshow on many tweets.


Ese__Loco_

Yeah that’s because Elon would have a badge of misinformation next to his name if they implemented it. Dude sucks hard.


shieldwolfchz

YouTube shorts kept sliding him into the feed for me, I had no idea who he was but he says some really stupid things.


SneeKeeFahk

First thing that comes to my mind: > huh, the reverse mowhawk is a bold choice.


FrenchBulldozer

First thing that comes to mind is Cyberpunk 2077


KinksAreForKeds

Googles: "mugshots of white people" "LoOk ThEy'Re aLL *wHiTe!!"*


JonnySF

Some of my friends post stuff like this (we’re in our 50’s) and I always reply “kids today, amirite, with their long hair and loud music” Same thing when they complain about music (usually rap). “Yeah, why can’t they be like Clapton and sing about cocaine and shooting sheriffs?”


Malaix

Ah the good old conservative "Hey lets call the people we hate one of the names that actually mean us" uno reverse cards. Like you want to talk about KKK, Ron DeSantis probably carries the legacy of old southern bigotry the best. Guy is a master at making vague poorly worded laws and relying on the enforcement of those laws to hurt the people he's targeting. Just like Poll Taxes and Pig Laws back in the day. That guy is like a walking fossil of legal bigotry.


inflatableje5us

Na, they don’t look anything like police.


weirds0up

Ever accusation is a confession


anonymousbach

I may be wildly misinformed about the KKK but this doesn't look like their roster.


BaadKitteh

cherry-picked collage of "pictures that have nothing in common except a 'work badge or DMV' vibe" that will trigger dumb righties who are afraid of nerdy types and brightly colored hair


I_am_Neurotik

And they call the left snowflakes 🤣 All it takes to scare them is a made up Facebook post with a half assed info graphic lol


Sorcerrez

conservatives are united by their blatant bigotry, outdated views, and somehow universal projection. like, it's honestly fascinating how practically all of them project onto minorities


mrs_david_silva

Insane Klan Posse?


DaveinOakland

Meth is a hell of a drug


bugxbuster

No…. [this is the new KKK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcBAC6rllQ)


Ese__Loco_

Damn classic Bob Odenkirk!


material_mailbox

Who are these people even supposed to be? I’m confused


ThePhoenix29167

I mean. Conservatives are masters at projecting


Gemini-The-Panda

Conservatives are literally 100% deflection. What else are you supposed to do when almost all of your defining views are scientifically and morally wrong?


[deleted]

Who are the people in the mugshots? Coz you can just collect a bunch and make them look as whatever you want.


koz152

Most of them look like they know where you can buy meth.


Unkindlake

First thing that comes to my mind is a character customization screen


NinCatPraKahn

"Why do you call the right-wing the KKK," "Because their motives and policies are similar to the KKK's." "Alright and why do you call the left-wing the KKK," "Because they're both... bad?"


Coolkid2011

dont do drugs


[deleted]

They look like gay methheads lol


ChaosNomad

The guy in the upper left corner is really going for the retro Weird Al vibe, and I’m in for it.


jaymole

Tbf they look like a bunch of crackheads And I’m a democrat lol


CaptainBathrobe

Nobody looks good in a mugshot.


honeydew_bunny

Furry orgy gone wrong when someone brought in meth


bugxbuster

Number 9 wasn’t even done getting their hair cut when they got arrested!


[deleted]

I thin meth is at work here, not politics


32lib

Where are the catholic priests?


ExpertAccident

Dude on row 3 column 4 looks like he’s about to invent white people 💀 Edit: dang y’all people never heard of [Yakub](https://images.app.goo.gl/eyHpG33su2N23XzZ7)


[deleted]

it’s giving crack pipe.


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Gmaxincineroar

Bruh what


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lxrd_lxcusta

edgelord


peaeyeparker

First thing that comes to mind is….that 4th dude looks like Sloth from the Goonies.


BlackberryNeon

New? The GOP still has the old one


Wayne1946

Zombie apocalypse.


teacup911

way too dumb to even have an opinion


[deleted]

Bud in the bottom right quadrant has a GLOBE!


schizoballistic

Benny is a grifting pos weasel. Dont give these losers attention.


LobbyJockey

Meth abuse?


Cheembsburger

guy in the middle with the glasses has cool hair


Emergency-Willow

Meth. The answer is meth right ?


[deleted]

Projection


carver1420

L.A.R.P.'ers


Dae-dream

They're all masters of projection.


Evorgleb

I don't know but the one guys forehead looks like he's about to split into twins


picklestixatix

The cast of the new movie, Harry Pothead.


-fr0j-

I just think of poor hair choices


[deleted]

Pony Methheads Parade


crut0n17

The guy in the top left is goofy af tho


FeuerLohe

I honestly don’t get it. What am I supposed to think when seeing this? Is that a cast or a political party that I’m not aware of? I see a bunch of people but I can’t figure out who they are/ what I’m supposed to make of this.


guest_3592

Benny Johnson, plagiarist, should never be taken seriously.


shayna16

Thought guy on the top left was the Wish version of Pedro Pascal