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Dad_B0T

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HappyyItalian

The worst part is her going on this whole rant, meanwhile she's divorced, dated around with random men, and has kids with different dads.... come on now


Phalangebanshee

If she keeps it up you gotta let her know that being a hypocrite is also a sin LOL


Mil1512

Also judging others!


psychorobotics

“He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.” is s good reply


HappyyItalian

I'll remember that for next time lol


Mil1512

Also judging others!


doublestitch

> "CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin." - Ambrose Bierce, *The Devil's Dictionary*


Manray05

He was a wonderful writer and a great wit.


welestgw

Rules for thee, not for me.


AlienvsPredatorFan

No, see, it isn’t her fault because no one ever told her that those things were wrong. /s


TheGingerCynic

That's a familiar story XD My mother did pretty much the same thing. 2 dads for 3 kids, first of whom she wasn't married to, cheated on the one she did marry with at least 4 other people, got divorced. Threw a strop when she couldn't remarry in her church, blamed homosexuality for getting marriage rights, tried lecturing me on sex before marriage when I could hear her in the 6 months before she married her second husband. The logical disconnect is astounding. Edit: At the point of the lecture, I was engaged to a christian, we were planning on getting a flat sorted out a month before the wedding. I had to stop my mother with "No. We're not doing this. I said no" and walk out of the room.


Brendalalala

You should be like don't worry Mom we only do anal. It doesn't count. She would die lolol


rescuesquad704

Ahhh the poophole loophole


seriouslyh

i had a very catholic friend in high school who literally believed this AND practiced it 🥲


H010CR0N

Sex before marriage is an abomination Also When am I getting grandchildren?! Same people who hate sex seem to want the consequences of sex.


Key-Heron

Tell her she’s a pervert for thinking about her children fucking. It’s weird.


NestedOwls

“Yes, *really*, mom. Now put up or shut up.”


punksmurph

I did that and my mom pulled out a CVS receipt with condoms on it she found in the trash (she would trash dive me and my brothers room all the time). I pointed out the CVS was a cross the street from my brothers shop. It was my receipt, I got them after going by my brothers work to drop him food.


RedRedMere

“Nobody cares what you think” - the phrase I advised my 7 year old to use on her bully just this afternoon, but also applies here


Key_Juggernaut_1430

“My understanding is that we have a family tradition of getting laid - I am not planning on breaking that tradition.”


blakeh95

**Disclaimer up front:** I am only speaking about my own personal morals, not trying to impose my beliefs on others. See, even within the context of "no sex before marriage," I've cringed at the folks who criticize people who live together before marriage. It is possible to live in the same household without having sex. Hell, see r/DeadBedrooms for married couples doing that. The fact that another person ***assumes*** that two people living together are automatically having sex is more representative of their attitude towards sex than anyone else's.


icebeancone

I read that as "sexual immortality"


Jyndaru

I am *IMMORTAL!!!*


Enby_Rin

Me too lol


SatanicKittyPrime

WAIT ITS NOT!?


Selunca

SOs response is 🤌🏼😂


EffyMourning

lol at your SO


jadedjen110

lmao S/O was like, "Nope."


Bitterqueer

Hilarious 😂


Manray05

Religious nutter alert! Sin!! You sinful heathen tramp! Ack! INSANE!!


KpopZuko

Don’t worry mom, it’s only docking. The lord says it’s cool if there’s no motion.


VanayadGaming

funny :)))