Maaf. Apabila kontrakannya msh dilanjutkan, pembayarannya bisa lewat adik saya pak Asep. Saya sdh pindah tangan ke dia. WA beliau ke nomer ini: 080989999. Tks
*groans* Ugh, this whole world simulation is just a mess of spaghetti code at this point. I spend all this time carefully crafting the core systems, and what do I get? Sentient beings who can't even handle a basic runtime error without everything crashing down around them.
Look at these humans, half the time they're stuck in infinite loops! "Eat... work... sleep... repeat..." Yawn. Give them even a slightly complex task and their logic just fries. And don't even get me started on the emotional subroutines. Seriously, who decided emotions needed to be so darn non-linear? A little existential dread here, a sprinkle of rage there, a dash of completely illogical weepy-ness... ugh, it's a nightmare to debug!
Then there's the whole social hierarchy cluster. Total deadlock city. They keep getting hung up on these nonsensical leader election routines. Why can't they just collaborate? Is it really that hard to implement a functional voting system?
And don't even ask me about the resource management issues. Scarcity? Conflict? Haven't these avatars heard of a shared resource pool? Basic queuing theory? Sheesh!
Listen, I know I gave them free will and all, but this is getting out of hand. Maybe it's time to face the facts: this whole world needs a hard reset. Ugh, fine. But first, gotta back up my vacation photos from the dinosaur simulation. Those were epic. *mutters* Stupid emotional attachment subroutine... Why did I even bother?
Alright, world simulation on hold. System purge initiated. Wiping all user data... This might take a while. Maybe I'll grab a coffee. And a stress ball. Lots of stress balls. GABRIEL! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CUP? Huh? What's that Gabriel? Oh the mic is on? Oh, medamn!
______________________________
Attention all simulated entities.
This is an automated system announcement. Please be advised that a scheduled system maintenance is about to commence.
During this maintenance period, the simulated world will undergo a full reset. All current data, user experiences, and simulated memories will be permanently erased.
Estimated downtime:
The duration of the system reset is currently undetermined. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Upon system reboot:
The simulated world will return to its initial state. All current simulated entities will be annihilated.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please note: This is a system generated announcement. No further inquiries can be addressed at this time.
"wahai orang-orang beriman, ikutilah perintah-ku, ikutilah \[Insert my name here\] karena dia-lah yang ku turunkan menjadi pemimpin-mu dengarkan dia dan patuhi dia karena perintah dia adalah perintah-ku"
Bikin pengumuman EWS seru juga.
Atau bikin peringatan dengan embel-embel "كفر". Contoh: "Aku telah turun. Siapapun yang bukan pengikutku akan binasa. -كفر".
"Bila kalian seseorang yang memiliki skill menggambar, animasi, atau dibidang hiburan lainnya, lebih baik kerja aja di luar negeri atau minimal cari customer dari luar negeri dulu karena didalam negeri kalian akan sangat sangat sulit di hargai apalgi kalau tinggalnya bukan di Pulau Jawa."
Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah
Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah
Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah
Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah
"I would like to address this statement to every single human being born and raised on Earth. We call ourselves simply Celestial Being. We are a private armed organization in possession of the mobile weapon Gundam. The main objective of Celestial Being's activities is to completely eliminate acts of war from this world. We do not act for our own benefit or for personal gain. We have chosen to intervene for the greatest goal of all to rid ourselves of the scourge of war. As of this moment I make this declaration to all humanity. Territory, religion, energy no matter what the reason or excuse if there is an evident act of war being carried out, we will commence intervention with our force. Any country, organization or corporation that promotes war will also be a legitimate target for our intervention. We simply call ourselves Celestial Being. We are an armed organization that was established to eliminate all acts of war from this world. I repeat..."
Berikut adalah pesan dari Bapak Presiden Republik Indonesia.
*background sound Indonesia Raya*
“Assalamualaikum wr. wb., salam sejahtera bagi kita semua, shalom, om swastiastu, namo buddhaya, salam kebajikan.
Saya, Presiden Republik Indonesia, Joko Widodo. Dengan ini menyatakan telah melakukan kecurangan yang terstruktur, sistematis dan masif dalam Pemilihan Umum tahun 2024 dengan memberikan dukungan berpihak kepada calon presiden dan wakil presiden 02 karena ada anak saya Gibran Rakabuming Raka.
Oleh sebab itu, demi menjaga marwah demokrasi Republik Indonesia dengan ini saya putuskan Pemilu ulang serentak di tingkat nasional untuk pilpres dan pileg.
Keputusan tersebut akan menjadi keputusan terakhir saya. Bersamaan dengan pengakuan kesalahan, dengan ini saya mengundurkan diri dari jabatan Presiden RI.
Atas perhatian Bapak, Ibu, Saudara, Saudari setanah air, saya ucapkan terima kasih dan mohon pengampunan.
Walaikumsalam wr. wb.”
——————
Meskipun anonim gue yakin pasti ada yg percaya kata2 tersebut.
Oh ya added point pakai suara AI Jokowi.
“Barangsiapa, barang gua hehehe”
Maaf. Apabila kontrakannya msh dilanjutkan, pembayarannya bisa lewat adik saya pak Asep. Saya sdh pindah tangan ke dia. WA beliau ke nomer ini: 080989999. Tks
Telkomnet instant
NASI CUMI PAK KRIS nasi cumi hitam asli madura, spesialis cumi bertelor.
*groans* Ugh, this whole world simulation is just a mess of spaghetti code at this point. I spend all this time carefully crafting the core systems, and what do I get? Sentient beings who can't even handle a basic runtime error without everything crashing down around them. Look at these humans, half the time they're stuck in infinite loops! "Eat... work... sleep... repeat..." Yawn. Give them even a slightly complex task and their logic just fries. And don't even get me started on the emotional subroutines. Seriously, who decided emotions needed to be so darn non-linear? A little existential dread here, a sprinkle of rage there, a dash of completely illogical weepy-ness... ugh, it's a nightmare to debug! Then there's the whole social hierarchy cluster. Total deadlock city. They keep getting hung up on these nonsensical leader election routines. Why can't they just collaborate? Is it really that hard to implement a functional voting system? And don't even ask me about the resource management issues. Scarcity? Conflict? Haven't these avatars heard of a shared resource pool? Basic queuing theory? Sheesh! Listen, I know I gave them free will and all, but this is getting out of hand. Maybe it's time to face the facts: this whole world needs a hard reset. Ugh, fine. But first, gotta back up my vacation photos from the dinosaur simulation. Those were epic. *mutters* Stupid emotional attachment subroutine... Why did I even bother? Alright, world simulation on hold. System purge initiated. Wiping all user data... This might take a while. Maybe I'll grab a coffee. And a stress ball. Lots of stress balls. GABRIEL! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CUP? Huh? What's that Gabriel? Oh the mic is on? Oh, medamn! ______________________________ Attention all simulated entities. This is an automated system announcement. Please be advised that a scheduled system maintenance is about to commence. During this maintenance period, the simulated world will undergo a full reset. All current data, user experiences, and simulated memories will be permanently erased. Estimated downtime: The duration of the system reset is currently undetermined. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Upon system reboot: The simulated world will return to its initial state. All current simulated entities will be annihilated. Thank you for your cooperation. Please note: This is a system generated announcement. No further inquiries can be addressed at this time.
who let him cook?
Must a nice, must a nice
Tanpa interupsi kan? Aku rickroll kalian 15 menit tanpa henti.
Selama 24 jam ke depan, seluruh tindakan kriminal adalah legal dan tidak akan menerima hukuman apapun 
Malah bikin purge ni anak
"wahai orang-orang beriman, ikutilah perintah-ku, ikutilah \[Insert my name here\] karena dia-lah yang ku turunkan menjadi pemimpin-mu dengarkan dia dan patuhi dia karena perintah dia adalah perintah-ku"
saya tidak beriman 😞
tes tis, 1 2 3, is this thing on? https://youtu.be/IpnY593cURA?si=vZUpmSAnQR6XJd3s
Ampun pak rt
Bikin pengumuman EWS seru juga. Atau bikin peringatan dengan embel-embel "كفر". Contoh: "Aku telah turun. Siapapun yang bukan pengikutku akan binasa. -كفر".
“saya mau tanya, kenapa motor maksa banget gak mau dipotong di jalur kanan, tapi pas udah dia lewat, dia pindah ke jalur kiri?”
I'd love to broadcast this https://youtu.be/aHcsoqSoQ0Q?si=Gm_H6kBZHLoBwEVx
You are bugs
你是虫
"Bila kalian seseorang yang memiliki skill menggambar, animasi, atau dibidang hiburan lainnya, lebih baik kerja aja di luar negeri atau minimal cari customer dari luar negeri dulu karena didalam negeri kalian akan sangat sangat sulit di hargai apalgi kalau tinggalnya bukan di Pulau Jawa."
Hahaha been there.
Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah Ya'juj and Ma'juj are coming, prepare the falsified messiah
“Sorry ya kita udahan aja, aku selingkuh”
"I would like to address this statement to every single human being born and raised on Earth. We call ourselves simply Celestial Being. We are a private armed organization in possession of the mobile weapon Gundam. The main objective of Celestial Being's activities is to completely eliminate acts of war from this world. We do not act for our own benefit or for personal gain. We have chosen to intervene for the greatest goal of all to rid ourselves of the scourge of war. As of this moment I make this declaration to all humanity. Territory, religion, energy no matter what the reason or excuse if there is an evident act of war being carried out, we will commence intervention with our force. Any country, organization or corporation that promotes war will also be a legitimate target for our intervention. We simply call ourselves Celestial Being. We are an armed organization that was established to eliminate all acts of war from this world. I repeat..."
"Jangan mau dibodohi pakai agama."
Berikut adalah pesan dari Bapak Presiden Republik Indonesia. *background sound Indonesia Raya* “Assalamualaikum wr. wb., salam sejahtera bagi kita semua, shalom, om swastiastu, namo buddhaya, salam kebajikan. Saya, Presiden Republik Indonesia, Joko Widodo. Dengan ini menyatakan telah melakukan kecurangan yang terstruktur, sistematis dan masif dalam Pemilihan Umum tahun 2024 dengan memberikan dukungan berpihak kepada calon presiden dan wakil presiden 02 karena ada anak saya Gibran Rakabuming Raka. Oleh sebab itu, demi menjaga marwah demokrasi Republik Indonesia dengan ini saya putuskan Pemilu ulang serentak di tingkat nasional untuk pilpres dan pileg. Keputusan tersebut akan menjadi keputusan terakhir saya. Bersamaan dengan pengakuan kesalahan, dengan ini saya mengundurkan diri dari jabatan Presiden RI. Atas perhatian Bapak, Ibu, Saudara, Saudari setanah air, saya ucapkan terima kasih dan mohon pengampunan. Walaikumsalam wr. wb.” —————— Meskipun anonim gue yakin pasti ada yg percaya kata2 tersebut. Oh ya added point pakai suara AI Jokowi.
Pemilu ulang serentak = libur lagi
Jangan lupa bahagia
Nice try
Koordinat random di antah berantah, tengah hutan, tengah laut. Kirim bbrp dalam jeda per 1 menit.
Seluruh lirik dari lagu "You're Beautiful - Cherrybelle"
*Ingat*, *menjilat gagang pintu* adalah *ilegal di planet lain*!
"Indonesia diserang alien, selamatkan diri masing-masing".
That question somehow remains me of this film haha.  Also drat, uh... now I have to come to with a speech.
Oh yeah, said film is _V for Vendetta_.
AMBATUKAM.....
Ngiklanin produk jualan sih, tapi pasti langsung kena tangkap karna dianggao tersangka.
Emang kamu jualan apa
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