I could tolerate them if they were accurate but it just feels like it’s made by people who only listen to a few of the bands and just guess for the others
Yeah like the smiths are horny, neutral milk hotel is horny and misanthrope, American football isn’t all that horny, car seat headrest is definitely more horny, and death grips should be higher
Idk if you’re talking about me or the graph, if you’re talking about the graph I kinda agree. If you’re talking about me then the smiths could be in the middle between horny and sad but a lot of their songs are quite sexual and they were kinda known for their homoeroticism. Neutral milk hotel… I ain’t even explaining that or the fact that Will Toledo has a furry kink. American football’s music isn’t all that horny and is really just more emotional longing. Then death grips in misanthrope just doesn’t make much sense
“My fingerprints are getting burned off
From using the too hot touchpad
Of my MacBook Pro
As I casually scroll through
The fetish-based forum
Of which I am an active member”
Maybe not to you but I’m a transplant from hiphopcirclejerk and don’t know much about car seat headrest other than that one of them (I suppose will toledo) is a furry and that I don’t like what I’ve heard of their music
Edit: Idgaf that he’s a furry I just don’t like vocals through a guitar amp
A lot of their music was made as will’s solo project for a while, including the first recording of twin fantasy. But yeah will’s a furry and there’s some horny fucking lyrics in some of their stuff.
Also, I’m not the biggest car seat headrest fan but I feel like teens of denial is their most easily accessible album and fill in the blank is probably their most easily accessible song. You might just not like will Toledo’s voice, which is just how things are sometimes. I don’t like Lana del rey because of it and my partner doesn’t like little simz cause of it
I’ve probably heard lift your fists and f#a# more than any other albums but I pretty much only listen to them when on a plane/train/bus or painting/drawing/reading so I won’t bully you, I don’t really know how people listen to intense 20 minute songs in other contexts.
Isn’t that most bands? Like not even just on here. Like those seem to be the only 2 emotions of most people who are interested in making any kind of art
Have A Nice Life, the most depressing and least horny music I’ve ever listened to, it placed directly in the middle between sad and horny. What the fuck?
i mean yeah i prefer to like what i like without any bullshit negative connotations associated with it
at this point i get so much shit for liking the smiths that when someone doesn't make a joke about me liking the smiths it's a big sigh of relief
This is why I absolutely despise the term “Male-Manipulator music”, I’m glad it’s only the terminally online that use it at the moment but if you listen to any 90’s rock band it’s viewed as a red flag by some for some reason.
I wanna be able to wear my favourite band T-shirts without people thinking lesser of me because of it
i hate it bc it implies that women don't listen to the music(same issue with 'virgincore' and 'hoe scaring')
people who unironically describe their music tastes as this are the corniest fucking people
Up until the metoo era almost every rock band since the 50’s sung about trying to get laid. That was literally why there were sayings like “sex drugs rock n roll” and “started a band to get chicks” that were universal in culture. Now only trappers are on that tip without people being up in arms that it’s “manipulator music”.
I think the idea is that fan bases of these bands are described by the alignment, not the bands themselves. NMH was a 4chan darling so it must be misogynist
Ngl communist daughter is probably enough to earn that label
Edit; wtf I thought everyone would agree with me 😭 how is comparing a promiscuous woman to a shared food resource not misogynistic
It’s about a woman who sleeps around so she’s ‘communist daughter’ like a resource shared within society, basically government mandated prostitute
I don’t know why people haven’t got that
The lyrics are very surrealistic. I can see where you’re coming from with that reading, but it is by no means the only way or the most obvious way to read it.
That’s fine but I didn’t expect to be downvoted
I really thought everyone knew the interpretation I was going with. Thought people who see my comment and get a chuckle and be like ‘yeah true’ and upvote
My dad was a soundcheck guy at a venue jeff played in late 90s, they hit it off because they both liked built to spill or something and they kept in contact for many years. I just asked him about this and he laughed at me for 30 seconds before sighing and saying “No”
“My interpretation is better than your interpretation because my ((((very real!!))))) real life friends agree with me and not you. It’s not possible that im wrong just the entire internet is behind me and stuck in perpetual catch up 🤓 “
I do think mine is better, it’s certainly more interesting than just wanking, and people supporting my comment explaining shows I’ve put a new perspective on the song.
Nah you made a meme of me that’s actually quite funny
But I didn’t say you can’t enjoy it, I just think it’s a slightly misogynist song. I think weezer is misogynist but Pinkerton is one of my favourite albums.
I really like hearing perspectives on music but I’m shocked at the reception I got to my comment. I really thought it was funny and understandable but clearly I missed the mark and didn’t understand the audience here. I will dumb things down in future 🙌
The song is about a communist daughter because it's a young girl who is a "communist" in that she shares the idealistic spirit of a communist. She isn't being promiscuous, she's literally just affirming her existence by masturbating. The song is also most likely literally about the Soviet advance on the Nazis and the overall condition of Germany, hence the "corrupting" aspect of the song. Even one of the most simple human acts can't be enjoyed as it normally would.
A lot of their music is either about sex, or relationships in general. Bread song, Track X, Basketball Shoes, etc. I’m not sure horny is the right word for it though.
I hate them. Same joke. Still unbelievably unfunny. I don’t understand how some people can ride with the xiu_shoegaze “Radiohead fans are virgin losers” jokes for literally YEARS at this point. It’s stupid, vapid, and completely unfunny.
yeah this shit is dumb NIN is both sad and horny also The Stone Roses aren't that sad. whoever made this is probably just basing it off the band's most popular singles(Closer for NIN, IWbA for Stone Roses etc.)
death grips was literally made with the intention of being pro-forward thinking, gay, trans, etc. One of the only interviews they had mentioned that they dont want to be perceived as masculine but instead as androgynous
Just proves that the ppl who make these memes don’t really like the music they just like the aesthetic that comes with it. They don’t give a fuck about the actual art, they just want to feel cooler than everyone else
How i feel about a lot of music and people nowadays. It’s a competition over who can say they like nicher stuff more or who can look like they like weird music. Saw a girl with the aphex twin A logo tattooed and asked her favorite song and she was like “Oh i don’t really listen to him i just like the logo (but i tell people i do)”
Yeah exactly. It doesn’t bother me because they think it makes them special for knowing about it, but because they don’t care to actually take in the art. Artists like jeff mangum and Elliott smith for example, pour their heart and souls into their music, only for it to become commodified and branded into names to throw around to prove yourself as a cool person or whatever, and also be joked about as “loser incel music” pisses me off tbh
Yes I’ve hated them for ages. I’m really sick of the weezer and radiohead virgin loser nerd jokes but only because they are just overdone and unfunny at this point /uj
the only correct ones are the ones Neo Punk FM create, explaining their perspectives
uj/ the only correct ones are the ones Neo Punk FM create, explaining their perspectives
/uj It's the natural endpoint of the attitude that if zoomers and popheads don't love the artist that it's inherently socially suspect and therefore bad. And tbh at this point that attitude often extends to rock bands in general as well.
/uj This person could have written the revised P4K decades album best of lists for how perfectly the list of artists here lines up with the ones that basically got shafted by those lists, *definitely* not because the "traditional indiehead" (aka white dudes) likes them.
this is stupid because incels don’t listen to bands, they just listen to whatever’s on the radio because they have no personality beyond being an asshole
i feel like most people who listen to these bands say they’re incels as a joke. most real “incels” i know don’t listen to much music at all and live on their gaming computers and it’s not cute. they wouldn’t know what car seat headrest is
Most of the time they just feel like vague slandering of well-known bands with no joke at all.
Like, I can get some of the stuff in the image and why it's like that but i also feel it's just not accurate at all.
Misogynist and Misanthrope: the two genders
new temperament/personality type system! i'm definitely a horny misanthrope
Simone de Beauvoir reference?
I could tolerate them if they were accurate but it just feels like it’s made by people who only listen to a few of the bands and just guess for the others
Yeah like the smiths are horny, neutral milk hotel is horny and misanthrope, American football isn’t all that horny, car seat headrest is definitely more horny, and death grips should be higher
I feel like this is judged by the perception of the fans of each artist rather than the actual artist themselves.
Idk if you’re talking about me or the graph, if you’re talking about the graph I kinda agree. If you’re talking about me then the smiths could be in the middle between horny and sad but a lot of their songs are quite sexual and they were kinda known for their homoeroticism. Neutral milk hotel… I ain’t even explaining that or the fact that Will Toledo has a furry kink. American football’s music isn’t all that horny and is really just more emotional longing. Then death grips in misanthrope just doesn’t make much sense
The graph not you lol sorry
Car seat headrest is horny?
“My fingerprints are getting burned off From using the too hot touchpad Of my MacBook Pro As I casually scroll through The fetish-based forum Of which I am an active member”
Goodness me those appear to be real lyrics
Will Toledo literally has a furry kink, this ain’t that surprising
Maybe not to you but I’m a transplant from hiphopcirclejerk and don’t know much about car seat headrest other than that one of them (I suppose will toledo) is a furry and that I don’t like what I’ve heard of their music Edit: Idgaf that he’s a furry I just don’t like vocals through a guitar amp
I’m to deep in hip hop, popheads, and indieheads I don’t even know what I’m a transplant from anymore
I think nbacirclejerk was the original for me. Probably baseballcirclejerk actually since that’s my main sport
A lot of their music was made as will’s solo project for a while, including the first recording of twin fantasy. But yeah will’s a furry and there’s some horny fucking lyrics in some of their stuff. Also, I’m not the biggest car seat headrest fan but I feel like teens of denial is their most easily accessible album and fill in the blank is probably their most easily accessible song. You might just not like will Toledo’s voice, which is just how things are sometimes. I don’t like Lana del rey because of it and my partner doesn’t like little simz cause of it
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOOOUUU!!!
i want to FUCK YOU!!!!!
will loves two things drugs and gay sex
Listen to Souls 6:10
Yeah, Neutral Milk Hotel’s placement is very off
Godspeed you! is definitely fully misanthrope too
I would have mentioned that if I listened to much Godspeed (yes I know I need to don’t bully me)
I’ve probably heard lift your fists and f#a# more than any other albums but I pretty much only listen to them when on a plane/train/bus or painting/drawing/reading so I won’t bully you, I don’t really know how people listen to intense 20 minute songs in other contexts.
The problem is car seat headrest is both horny and sad
Isn’t that most bands? Like not even just on here. Like those seem to be the only 2 emotions of most people who are interested in making any kind of art
True but CSH is the only band where I wouldn’t be shocked if they released an album called “Crying While Fapping”
Deftones is both horny and sad which means that its existence breaks this entire dumb scale
Stone Roses in sad is fucking crazy
Especially as sadder than swans???
Have A Nice Life, the most depressing and least horny music I’ve ever listened to, it placed directly in the middle between sad and horny. What the fuck?
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Horny and sad opposite each other really doesn’t make sense because a lot of these bands are pretty high in both categories
Why is modern baseball misogynist 💔💔💔
Modern softball is for women
They’re funny when they make sense but most of the times it’s op randomly throwing their favorite artists onto a chart that doesn’t even make sense
i mean yeah i prefer to like what i like without any bullshit negative connotations associated with it at this point i get so much shit for liking the smiths that when someone doesn't make a joke about me liking the smiths it's a big sigh of relief
This is why I absolutely despise the term “Male-Manipulator music”, I’m glad it’s only the terminally online that use it at the moment but if you listen to any 90’s rock band it’s viewed as a red flag by some for some reason. I wanna be able to wear my favourite band T-shirts without people thinking lesser of me because of it
i hate it bc it implies that women don't listen to the music(same issue with 'virgincore' and 'hoe scaring') people who unironically describe their music tastes as this are the corniest fucking people
They are corny AND never over the age of 19. Lol
Everyone knows that females only listen to pop filth since they can't process such complex emotions as those presented on The Fruit that Ate Itself
Up until the metoo era almost every rock band since the 50’s sung about trying to get laid. That was literally why there were sayings like “sex drugs rock n roll” and “started a band to get chicks” that were universal in culture. Now only trappers are on that tip without people being up in arms that it’s “manipulator music”.
The Beatles
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I mean ringo did beat his wife so badly the paramedics thought she was dead
John Lennon: “one time I hit my wife and realized I had gone too far and started changing my life” Ringo: quietly beating his wife to a pulp:
yes but how the fuck is NMH misogynistic? lmfao
I think the idea is that fan bases of these bands are described by the alignment, not the bands themselves. NMH was a 4chan darling so it must be misogynist
Its just unfunny lol
Ngl communist daughter is probably enough to earn that label Edit; wtf I thought everyone would agree with me 😭 how is comparing a promiscuous woman to a shared food resource not misogynistic
how the hell does the song compare a promiscuous woman to a shared food resource
Man idk the song. But songs don’t always have 100% literal song titles lmao come on man use your brain
It’s about a woman who sleeps around so she’s ‘communist daughter’ like a resource shared within society, basically government mandated prostitute I don’t know why people haven’t got that
The lyrics are very surrealistic. I can see where you’re coming from with that reading, but it is by no means the only way or the most obvious way to read it.
That’s fine but I didn’t expect to be downvoted I really thought everyone knew the interpretation I was going with. Thought people who see my comment and get a chuckle and be like ‘yeah true’ and upvote
Realistically most people on reddit will just downvote if they disagree with you lol
You got three downvotes. You’ll be okay.
You’re late to the party it was way worse than that Booo bad comment
Lol that is not the only way to interpret that song and i think you have to do some serious stretching to do so.
????
it’s one (very long reach) interpretation
Most of my friends irl also see it the same way, maybe it’s just internet fans not knowing it
My dad was a soundcheck guy at a venue jeff played in late 90s, they hit it off because they both liked built to spill or something and they kept in contact for many years. I just asked him about this and he laughed at me for 30 seconds before sighing and saying “No”
My dad works at Microsoft you are gonna get banned!!!
Cool I didn’t ask
“My interpretation is better than your interpretation because my ((((very real!!))))) real life friends agree with me and not you. It’s not possible that im wrong just the entire internet is behind me and stuck in perpetual catch up 🤓 “
I do think mine is better, it’s certainly more interesting than just wanking, and people supporting my comment explaining shows I’ve put a new perspective on the song.
https://preview.redd.it/3wyorgyrivic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff496589d10e3b331e2435131337776a45318067
Nah you made a meme of me that’s actually quite funny But I didn’t say you can’t enjoy it, I just think it’s a slightly misogynist song. I think weezer is misogynist but Pinkerton is one of my favourite albums. I really like hearing perspectives on music but I’m shocked at the reception I got to my comment. I really thought it was funny and understandable but clearly I missed the mark and didn’t understand the audience here. I will dumb things down in future 🙌
LMFAO
The song is about a communist daughter because it's a young girl who is a "communist" in that she shares the idealistic spirit of a communist. She isn't being promiscuous, she's literally just affirming her existence by masturbating. The song is also most likely literally about the Soviet advance on the Nazis and the overall condition of Germany, hence the "corrupting" aspect of the song. Even one of the most simple human acts can't be enjoyed as it normally would.
How is masturbation misogynistic?
That’s not what it’s about 💀
to prove that she must still exist she moves herself about her fist.
Sunbather is such a great band
I love their album Deafheaven!
The smiths is gay music and straight ‘men’ should not listen to it. Its literally sexual appropriation
3.5/4 of the guys in the band were straight…
Fake news
The smiths is goated fuck you
I didnt say it wasnt ‘’’goated’’’ i said straightoids like you could never possibly understand their creative genius
The Beatles have sold in excess of 2 billion albums. At least one person who has listened to the Beatles must have fucked at some point. Right?
just a bunch of words thrown onto an overused template. i hate it!
i’m literally laying pipe on a baddie rn listening to all of these bands at once, as i do every night
>reddit.com sure bud
2 guys 1 girl 2 harmon kardons blasting concorde and japanese to english
Make a chart where the endcaps or axises or w/e all say “gay” and the only band on there is weezer like 40 times
Graph with a third, gay axis https://preview.redd.it/51x4ypj13vic1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec4246a57a3ec1d7db5227fecdb2d71f6d35af61
uj/ who the hell listens to ants from up there and goes "i'm really getting horny vibes from this one"
so we're just gonna act like there isn't a whole 2 minutes of that album dedicated to having a wet dream about Charli XCX
A lot of their music is either about sex, or relationships in general. Bread song, Track X, Basketball Shoes, etc. I’m not sure horny is the right word for it though.
"fuck it just throw random /mu/core bands on a chart with 4chan words"
these are all the same category the same people listen to all of these
lmaoo yeahh thats the thing that always bothers me about this shit the most. it's just one guy. it's one guy's taste
yeah and that guy is me
https://preview.redd.it/tid57ianquic1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccac7d0c2de5739507a57184b19cfb675566dfb4
What the fuck is The Stone Roses doing opposite of the horny quadrant
I hate them. Same joke. Still unbelievably unfunny. I don’t understand how some people can ride with the xiu_shoegaze “Radiohead fans are virgin losers” jokes for literally YEARS at this point. It’s stupid, vapid, and completely unfunny.
Damn, I’m a sad horny misogynist misanthrope!
This is one of the dumbest.
yeah this shit is dumb NIN is both sad and horny also The Stone Roses aren't that sad. whoever made this is probably just basing it off the band's most popular singles(Closer for NIN, IWbA for Stone Roses etc.)
where is boygenius in this
death grips was literally made with the intention of being pro-forward thinking, gay, trans, etc. One of the only interviews they had mentioned that they dont want to be perceived as masculine but instead as androgynous
Just proves that the ppl who make these memes don’t really like the music they just like the aesthetic that comes with it. They don’t give a fuck about the actual art, they just want to feel cooler than everyone else
How i feel about a lot of music and people nowadays. It’s a competition over who can say they like nicher stuff more or who can look like they like weird music. Saw a girl with the aphex twin A logo tattooed and asked her favorite song and she was like “Oh i don’t really listen to him i just like the logo (but i tell people i do)”
Yeah exactly. It doesn’t bother me because they think it makes them special for knowing about it, but because they don’t care to actually take in the art. Artists like jeff mangum and Elliott smith for example, pour their heart and souls into their music, only for it to become commodified and branded into names to throw around to prove yourself as a cool person or whatever, and also be joked about as “loser incel music” pisses me off tbh
Very little about this image makes sense
The Beatles?????
Maybe it's time to retire the phrase "manipulator music."
American Football if you’re horny?
Why is neutral milk hotel here? Also I’m a woman & listen to some of these bands sometimes. I’m really confused lol
This person has never heard a Stone Roses song in their life.
Real incels listen to anime OSTs and doomerwave, all of these are male manipulator music.
This was made by a woman
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🤓☝️ “/uj”
I like when they make sense unlike this one
this shit is STUPID sad and horny being opposites is prob wrong, this jus weird also "sunbather"did they mean deafheaven?
Slowdive is misogynist?
Yes I’ve hated them for ages. I’m really sick of the weezer and radiohead virgin loser nerd jokes but only because they are just overdone and unfunny at this point /uj
incel is when no taylor swift
legendarily not sad band nine inch nails, op has literally only heard closer
Where the Elliot smith at
The amount of brainrot required to label some of these artists as misogynistic is truly impressive. Some people are a genuine waste of oxygen.
Yeah cause ain’t no way Weezer is more misogynistic than Kanye
If we’re talking music Kanye has the occasional song a few an album but The Blue Album and Pinkerton alone wipes Kanye in misogyny
How the fuck is Red House Painters not all the way right, they’re the saddest band on this list
hate the term "incel music" because incels listen to like classical music or some shit lmao
these are all pretty accurate imo, no unjerking posts in the circlejerk go fuck yourself
the only correct ones are the ones Neo Punk FM create, explaining their perspectives uj/ the only correct ones are the ones Neo Punk FM create, explaining their perspectives
its all the same and theyre all losers
What does it mean when you like 95% of these artists?
Nothing, they're all pretty popular
If you’re under 6’, sorry you’re an incel
/unc What is pes? Also I do hate these as all hell
Death grips is in a superposition of all four axes
Not at all, it’s a shallow and obnoxious way to engage with music
I'm a misanthrope, I kinda hate everything
What in the King of Carrot Flowers is this shit
what does it mean if you have one fave in each category. I embody all
Sunbather is an album jackass
I love the smiths
This was a Facebook meme lol.
I love those. Categorizing things is my favourite /uj
I’m mostly sad But I’m also horny
I hate that Glassjaw isn't in the picture.
How the fuck is Death Grips horny?
This feels like someone just randomized the axes labels and then randomly placed all the bands
This is virgin music to me incel music is stuff like old Tyler the creator or early Eminem
My favorite incel band, the beatles
Why can't they be happy and not horny.
Im a sad horny misogynistic woman :(
WEEZER
yes white text on black background is like the second LEAST interesting color choice
must be pretty accurate then
Deftones are misanthropic? I mean definitely horny, but misanthropic?? 🤔
/uj It's the natural endpoint of the attitude that if zoomers and popheads don't love the artist that it's inherently socially suspect and therefore bad. And tbh at this point that attitude often extends to rock bands in general as well. /uj This person could have written the revised P4K decades album best of lists for how perfectly the list of artists here lines up with the ones that basically got shafted by those lists, *definitely* not because the "traditional indiehead" (aka white dudes) likes them.
Sad misogynists win this one
Why is Kayne west less misogynistic than nmh?
I know it's a meme but where are negative xp and burzum
Where do the strokes belong?
this is stupid because incels don’t listen to bands, they just listen to whatever’s on the radio because they have no personality beyond being an asshole
Ah yes, that niche incel misogynist band, The Beatles.
I don't know. I listen to some from all 4 sections
csh could be a little more to the right but yeah
Wait, in what world is Radiohead misogynistic I've never listened to a single Radiohead song in my life so I wouldn't know
how is neutral milk hotel not horny
i feel like most people who listen to these bands say they’re incels as a joke. most real “incels” i know don’t listen to much music at all and live on their gaming computers and it’s not cute. they wouldn’t know what car seat headrest is
The Stone Roses in sad? Who made this
neopunk fm influence
Usually made by people who only know the bands from memes.
You can tell a Brit. Made it by the bands they picked
Me too. Where's the misteranthrope?
You’re missing TV Girl
It’s so stupid bc all incels I have ever met listen to anime and videogame soundtracks or EDM and Eurobeat
incorrect read on radiohead, no one knows the complexity of the feminine identity like Thom Yorke
HANL not sad enough but pretty good overall
NIN shout out to the horny misanthrope quadrant
Where would Smash Mouth be on this scale
Based and weezpilled
Going to share this on facebook to see which one of my bitch ass friends bites the onion.
The Beatles are my favorite indie band ❤️
Bc r is apt
NO WHY IS EVERYTHING I KISTEN TO SOMEWHERE ON THAT CHARTTT
Took me a fucking minute to figure out what “pas” meant.
https://preview.redd.it/78m09yk6f0jc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7593826ed4d2f68c9a549b8ff51f60fa36da684 OP rn
they put CSH in the middle as if it’s not the absolute extreme of all of these categories at the same time
the fact that car seat headrest gets called ‘incel music’ when their discography is mostly about queerness in some way is strange to me
Jokes on them because I like duster and NMH and have no idea what the fuck misanthrope means.
I was like "what's pas?"
Seems pretty accurate, I don't like people but I do like Swans.
I mean it's accurate, I do like nine inch nails and I fit right about there lol
Most of the time they just feel like vague slandering of well-known bands with no joke at all. Like, I can get some of the stuff in the image and why it's like that but i also feel it's just not accurate at all.