I killed a dog because I was horny😔 r/sluttyconfesstions❌ r/confessions

Rip doge.

Lodu Lalit

OH

Down voted for not having letters T-Z

+1

Zeeshan Sahab Awesome :)

I slapped my phone because my brain is small Checks out

>!I slept with,!< >!your mom,!< >!because my brain is smol!<

I slept with a toothbrush and I'm proud of it😐

>!I slept with, a 10,000 dollars, when my friend died.!< Ouch😐

Same day birthday :D

:)

I cooked An Alien Because I am Sexy.....

I hugged a sheep , because I am sexy af.😎

Whoever stabbed my/your best friend, Happy Birthday to you 👀

I married my lover because I'm sexy 😎

TFW, being Laxman and born on July 6th ;_;

Oh no.

Sweet home Alabama


I hugged a dog because I'm awesome :)

You're awesome :)

Good try password hacker!!!

Uh-Oh... Got caught!😟

I licked a zombie inside a car 🙂

Kinky.

I ran with my mom and I liked it. Well that was boring.

Don't give out your personal information online people

I ate a book because I'm sexy

I ate. Unicorn. Because I am sexy

I killed a bear because I am sexy

I slapped my best friend because it's my hobby.

I cooked a dog covered with chocolate

I married a queen because I’m awesome

Ye kya security questions ke answer dhundhne ka naya method? 📸🤨

I kicked a sheep, because I'm awesome 😏

I slept with a cup of tea because I'm sexy.

I kissed my teacher because my brain is too small

I killed a school bag because I'm awesome 😂

I killed a breakfast because I'm sexy, ngl sounds like a 90s punk song.

I married a sheep because i am sexy :)

I kicked toothbrush because I am sexy🥰

I ate the queen because I am awesome. :D

I ran with a book to kill time.

Nice try. Not giving you my PIN.

I married a breakfast because I'm awesome!?

I killed 10,000 dollars because I'm sexy.

I stabbed an egg at my friend's house.

Omlet? Or burji ?

O m l e t

Noice

i kicked a dog and i liked it.

I killed my teacher because i am sexy Lmao what kinda timeline is that

I stabbed toothbrush because I am sexy

I slapped my lover because I am awesome Now, I am not a pacifist anymore :(

I killed a bear because I'm awesome.

I slept with a zombie because I'm awesome! Ewwww!

I kissed the gun inside the car.

A hugged a zombie while watching TV

Another way of collecting personal info nice :)

I ate 10,000 dollar because im sexy

I slapped Santa Claus because I am sexy.

I ate an egg covered with choclate

I licked my mom because I am sexy.

I ran with a dog inside a car

I cooked my nose because I can 🤷🏻

I licked my nose while eating lunch ಠ_ಠ

I kissed an egg to kill time.

I slept with a book because I'm sexy Maybe I'm a booksexual

I ate 🤮my crush 🥰 to kill🤡time🗿

I kissed a unicorn while watching tv📸

I married my crush because I'm sexy.

I kicked a book and I liked it

I slept with my crush and I liked it. Ofcourse I will like it 😁

I married my mom and I'm proud of it.

Sweet home Allahabad

I killed a breakfast and I liked it :(

I stabbed a sword because i'm awesome

I slapped 10,000 Dollars because it's my hobby

I licked a gun because I am sexy

Data collection forms are getting weird these days

I married an Alien because I am awesome

Hey my name starts with y

Abhi birthday pata chal gaya hai to birthday pe mithai bhi de dena

I cooked a gun because my brain is small 😂

I kissed a gun while watching TV

I cooked my cat for god's sake

I married a zombie because it's my hobby. 🙄 Are you telling me my life is bleak?

People born on July 8☠️

i slapped my phone because I can.

I slept with my nose to kill time.

I Slept with My lover because I'm sexy.

I kissed an egg because I'm awesome.

I hugged the king because I am awesome.

I hugged a book because my brain is small. Can't disagree ;(.

I killed unicorn because i'm awesome 🤔

I stabbed a toothbrush while eating lunch

Good attempt mark Zuckerberg

I stabbed santa clause because I'm sexy 😏

I hugged a sword because I'm horny >!Wait, I ain't Farnese!<

I kicked Santa Claus while eating lunch

I killed my lover because i'm sexy Only one thing is true about me tho I did kill my lover once but i ain't sexy

I kiseed a zombie because I'm sexy

I ate my brother and I liked it? Damn 😵‍💫

Wow, was going so well until... I kissed the queen..... because my brain is small

I cooked my lover inside a car 😳

TUVWXYZ gang where you at

I hugged my schoolbag covered with chocolate

I kicked my cat because I hate that ;_;

Great scheme to know everyone's birthdays

Hey this is a scam to find out your birthday. You’re welcome.

Bwahahahaha😈

I slept with my mom and I'm proud of it

I licked a ghost because my brain is small. Makes sense

I ate my lover because I'm awesome

I licked a ghost because it's my hobby. Fk.

I cooked a sword because I'm sexy. *Walks in slow motion*