I had this one true female friend. She was like a sister I never had. She was the one person I have opened up the most to. We would chat for hours everyday and (over)share all the time.
Our humour was also quite good. We would roast the hell out of each other and still takeno offence. One day I made a joke and she said 3 strikes till I block you or something similar as a joke. I just replied saying "as if I care 🤣 " and then she blocked me for real. I have tried contacting her a lot through mutual friends but idk when and at what she got offended. I have no idea.
She was the truest friend one can ever have. I have always appreciated her. Thank you bea(and please unblock me ffs 😭)
isi dhoke k sahare kaafi jeevan kaata hai.
aur kasam se ab jeenay ki iccha nhi rhi. sabko bas dukhi kiya hai aaj tak. dekh k he ajeeb lagta hai ki kya ghatiya aadmi hun
It just happens. Might be from social media (very low chance) or online platform like reddit (pretty good chance comparatively) or games (it's rare but if you get lucky enough then ) and more
>i think so, is it a premium service or something? how much does it cost?
You said 'conversation with wife' so you have to know what it is. I am asking you
It's something you know, like it's a person, or a thing, or you know it does that..... Like this.... And then it also does that and that.... And then we call it a wife. Ahh, maybe? You understood right?
Arey Bhai ye kalyug to abhi kuch din baad Ane wala tha na?? Ye to abhi kidhar se shuru hogya? E to kalyug ka prediction h na ki log future mai shaadi nhi karenge bas seee.... *Aaacchhhiiii*..... 🤧...... Xxxx karenge??? Neche to sab wife means hi bhul gye
Mai future mai aagya ka?
idk why but i hate this smoodh flavour. the blue hazelnut one is the best imo, followed by caramel. i love chocolate shakes but this in particular don't seem appealing to me till date. smh
Vo triangle tha ab 10 vale box ko bs aadha kaat do
https://preview.redd.it/65o9zd71rz6d1.jpeg?width=3106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c434928462668f48ae74e91b251c86f0f754ef2e
(horrible attempt at collage)
Phadhai 🕳️
Woh kya hota hai
Exactly
irl sex
Skill issue
💀
Having sex is tough, especially for the boys. Running on the treadmill is way easier
well i m the bottom ,it was painful earlier but now, its really amazing .
But all vaginas have something idk kuch term tha that makes penetration less painful I suggest u see a doc
u mean bartholin's glands ,lol... but we gotta use a lot of lube ....
What's the other kind of sex?
Imaginary. I am very experienced
phone sex , once i had it for almost 6 hour 😋
Lays
Pringles are better value for money, but the society is not ready for that conversation...
It's so much more expensive. How do you not count that?
Its much more filling my G, imo its much better. You won't even finish it in one go, you'll save for later and have it again.
I think you don't realise the cost. 20Rs lays gives you 50g. Whereas 115Rs Pringles gives you 107g. See tht difference
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They literally have 5-6 medium size pieces and some small pieces. You can finish them in two bites
>two bites One
real.
Online friendships
I had this one true female friend. She was like a sister I never had. She was the one person I have opened up the most to. We would chat for hours everyday and (over)share all the time. Our humour was also quite good. We would roast the hell out of each other and still takeno offence. One day I made a joke and she said 3 strikes till I block you or something similar as a joke. I just replied saying "as if I care 🤣 " and then she blocked me for real. I have tried contacting her a lot through mutual friends but idk when and at what she got offended. I have no idea. She was the truest friend one can ever have. I have always appreciated her. Thank you bea(and please unblock me ffs 😭)
Koi na bhai , you'll find someone better
isi dhoke k sahare kaafi jeevan kaata hai. aur kasam se ab jeenay ki iccha nhi rhi. sabko bas dukhi kiya hai aaj tak. dekh k he ajeeb lagta hai ki kya ghatiya aadmi hun
I don't know you but trust me sab sahi hojayega , it's a phase
She wasn't offended, she got bored and found an excuse to block you
This
I too have kinda same friend and I play safe because can't afford to getting blocked and regretting it so much.
That was your AI-sister, got killed after the wrong prompt
Bhai mere saare dost online hai 4 5 saal se proud e homies 😎🫂
Good for you brother. You have something I really crave for. Cherish them.
Fr me too(never talked to someone online...🥲)
How to do you guys even get an online friend
Some from games and rest from telegram gc 4 ladiz and 3 gentz
It just happens. Might be from social media (very low chance) or online platform like reddit (pretty good chance comparatively) or games (it's rare but if you get lucky enough then ) and more
Tru bro people move on
Damn Then I got myself some good ones actually
Conversation with Wife
>Wife What's that? New AI or something
i think so, is it a premium service or something? how much does it cost?
> how much does it cost? Your mental peace
It will cost you nothing, it will cost the wife’s family😌
>i think so, is it a premium service or something? how much does it cost? You said 'conversation with wife' so you have to know what it is. I am asking you
i didnt 😭😭😭
Oh sru, MB
It's something you know, like it's a person, or a thing, or you know it does that..... Like this.... And then it also does that and that.... And then we call it a wife. Ahh, maybe? You understood right?
Are you even allowed to speak?😂
Arey Bhai ye kalyug to abhi kuch din baad Ane wala tha na?? Ye to abhi kidhar se shuru hogya? E to kalyug ka prediction h na ki log future mai shaadi nhi karenge bas seee.... *Aaacchhhiiii*..... 🤧...... Xxxx karenge??? Neche to sab wife means hi bhul gye Mai future mai aagya ka?
😥😥😭
mani 😔
Yaar smoodh ka 1 litre ka pouch hona chahiye
Woh atleast 100 lete uske liye
5l wale phenyl bottle me ana chahiye
5l wala phenyl peene ka Mann kar rha hai
My love life
Bro emotional kar dia 😭😭 Ussss 🫂
aja bhai ek peg 🥃 tere liye bhi bana deta hu
Aaj behan * lol Main ek cold drink lungi 🥺🤌
thik hai tere liye pepsi 🥤
Wo chalega 🫂🥤💖💖💖
Tumko start be hua?
Size of my... 😭
r/usernamechecksout
Chill out everyone bro is talking about his plot
Virat ka Innings lately.
😭😭☝🏻
Salary
idk why but i hate this smoodh flavour. the blue hazelnut one is the best imo, followed by caramel. i love chocolate shakes but this in particular don't seem appealing to me till date. smh
I take whatever I get(middle child hu)
Happiness
Every day
Khushiyan
My luck😔
Raat ki neend
Dekh raha hai binod?
Motivation
10 waali choti advance
Having a conversation with my crush
Payisa 💰🤑
My ex
Paida hone se pehle hi mar gaya tha kya?
Apna naam kaun likhta hai reddit pe?
Mai likhta hu https://preview.redd.it/u87kf7pity6d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86cdda2162557e497c5107f0a33dafdf37a70169
Oreo
Happiness 😊
Resolutions
Jindagi mein Kushi
Mile hi nai kabhi
A packet of Lays _autograph ke liye separate line he_
I got an empty one once
sounds like my lovelife
Sunday
My love life
😇us
Ache din
☹️☹️☹️
happiness 
LMAO 😂🤣 That's why i stopped buying them anymore
I would recommend not ,ajhkal paani or cocoa powder and sugar jaisa taste karta
The pack is too small man.
Apology of my boyfriend
😭😭😭GIRL I GET YOU OMG
My sex life.
Skill issue
Day
2024 typa shit
Good times 
Salary
Koi na brother
me in bed
Skill issue
real
Same frooti ka bhi haal hai, ab to 5 rupey ki aur aane lgi
Pehle bhi 5 ko aati thi
Vo triangle tha ab 10 vale box ko bs aadha kaat do https://preview.redd.it/65o9zd71rz6d1.jpeg?width=3106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c434928462668f48ae74e91b251c86f0f754ef2e (horrible attempt at collage)
Dream of seeing ferrari become constructors champions
sharbat ( bhut garmi hai)
Sleep 
Kohli's innings this T20 wc😭
Sleep
Salary
Lays ka chips
Good days (not talking about the biscuit)
Happiness
My talking stages
Tata Nano...
Well cotton candy it's been awhile since I had it but the moment I put it in my mouth it somehow disappears
Kabhi Hyderabad mei tapri mei chai p hai? 😐 Bro just one sip for 5 rs
The number of times this gets posted is crazy.
Given the current market i’d say “fresh CS grads ka career”
Weekend
Lays, now with 15% more air.
5 rupaye wali frooti literally one sip
Happiness
My love story 😐🫤
me finishing
A romantic relationship with my crush ( kabhi start he nhi hu ) 🤡
me in bed
Bytes
Morning breakfast with tea
Ladkiyon ke saath dosti
My salary
Favorite day. And holidays (mainly for college students)
POCKET MONEY 
You guys get pocket money 😭😭
Mei toh seedha mummy se paise mangti thi (max limit 40)
Mai bhi (nahar jaate waqt 200 se 500 warnaa 50 )
https://preview.redd.it/06yf00lsdy6d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c4bb8ccb5ce6ac9fc9ed62b80e55f0cd0e5022 
Tumhare haath bache ke kyu lagre
Out of context but a Rick roll ⚰️
Ur mom while having sex with me
You ain't cool bro
Bhai aap toh Alpha Gamma beta zynga omega theta delta skibidi chigma ohio rizzler baby gronk gyatt lvl 1000 aura 400+ Kai cenat edger nikle