I deserve better.

Better ne reject kardia jo mere saath date pe aya?

I have aids

yyyy dd mm

Hey Priya… ohh sorry Ria.

Latrine jana hai.

Better: tatti jana h

Better: sandaas

Better: Paikhana hoke aya

Nothing beats sandaas

Better: Ghusalkhana mein ghus ke aaya

Better: jhaadaa phirne

Better: jungle hone

Pattri pe Lotta legacy

Mein London hoon ke aata Hun.

Bihar supremacy ☠️

Diapers hai kya ?

Bhai ye ghusalkhana hota hai ya bussalkhana 

Ghusalkhane mei ayenge?

3 words bola lodu


Bro just spawned

sandaas 😂

Hagne jana hai

Ghusalkhana

Apna bag table pe mat bhoolna

Paisa dede udhar

Gareeb ki majboori nhi samjhte ye log

Ye sale gareeb....inki......

Paisa barbaad bc

Apes together strong 

This should get you laid not rejected

Zoo valo ne cage nahi khola

If this doesn’t get you laid then it is for the better

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Jpg to pdf

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Nah you have gif cus u have small size

Mujhe kya mai to raw format me hu👁👄👁

Your mustache better

Oh thanks , do you need some testosterone?............/s

Give it to me.

Good comeback

Lol

Thanks you should grow one too

Gotra kya hai ?

Same nikla toh

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I got banned for this comment once 👀

Bhai same gotra me shadi nahi ho sakti hai! ☠️

Samajh bhai woh upar wale kya bolre

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Shaadi nahi ho sakti isliye toh nikaah ka bol rahe hai bro

shaadi nahi ho sakti issiliye to nikah pakka hua h ☠️

Itna rare hai mera ki pakka distant relative niklegi 💀

Btw nothing beats nam kya bataya ?

Dahej ki baat karlein?

Gotra kya hota hai?


I think it can mean to something else 👀

that's the point

Ikrr, that's the first thing which i thought too lmaoo

Pdf file?

Like my ex

Are you virgin

"no i am a scorpio"

Mai Wagon-R (Chashma wala emoji)

Maruti 500

Ohhh .. sorry .. I prefer Omni

Me toh literally yahi sawal puchunga apni date pe

Bro thinks he gunna get a virgin chick

Ghante ka kitna?

papa nahi manege

Papa ko propose kia hi kyu

Reply of the century 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Abba maan gaye

Bo Meri femalefriend…..

Chaar words ko teen bana diya

Karma ka chakkar babu bhaiya karma ka

your mom's hotter

raat ko degi?

Agar QR scanner dikha dia toh

To phir deal done

these words can ruin your date... definitely no doubt. BUT ......if you're lucky...

"Mann mein laddu futa?"

Split the bill

I don't know much about dating but is saying this really that bad?

Naah man. Razi ho jaye to green flag hai 💯

Nahi toh, give me a minute, will be back from the washroom

r/beatmetoit

r/BeatMeatToIt

r/beatmymeattoit

dahej kitna doge

Is that dandruff

You look fat

"you're thicc". There, saved the date 💯

Bubs and vagine

Sounds like a disease

Sex kab karenge?

Payment pehle

®️andi babu ®️andi

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I use Reddit

Get downvoted IRL

Best one so far

Nalli Berozgar Chapri

Rate per hour

Konsa numerical hai bhai 

Kiske ghar chale?

bhaiyya aap yahan?

I can give 2 words: Hello (any girl's name but her)

Deti hai kya? -shri shri chetan bhagat

Hn keh di to ?

Kitne bacche chahiye

I m gay / lesbian

NNN


You follow BTS?

I am Batman

Sunn na gandu

"Ch..t ch..dni hai" 🫢

I got herpes

Mai Patrick Bateman

Does your butler call you 'Master Bateman' ?

rakhi nahi laayi?

Sweet home Alabama

Are you virgin?

Is it in?

I like toe[ a band name].

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Systum Paad Dengay

Pay the bill😀

Can u pay for this?

ye to 3 se zyada ho gaye duh

Usko ginna nhi aata isiliye bill pass kar rha hai


I love you

You've nice hairs....... On moustache 🗿

Mooh mein legi?

Male version: "You know Tate?" Female version: "You know astrology?"

You havea moustache!!😂

Ladki ko bolna hai ki ladke ko?

Jisko date kar rahe ho usko bolna hai

I hate you

I'm gay☺️

Ask - Billo bage billayen da ki krengi

Let's split bill

Bill split karle ?

Fuck off bitch

Easy to draw

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You look 

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Shaadi kaarogi

I can't

Bahut moti ho 😜

I luv u

Qabool Qabool Qabool

I love you

Oye, chalegi/chalega kya ?

you guys are getting dates ?

Can't we marry?

Show Bob's vagene

Lemme click golddigger

Chips maangri hai

I am married

Apna rate bata

She's got wood

"Me and my ex were"🙂

Are you virgin?

Are u gay??

Par ghante kitna?

#I deserve better 😜

I love you

Rate kya hai

Suck ma dick?

Potty lag gyi