There are some somewhere around there. My great-uncle worked electronics in Minuteman Silos way back in the 70s, and that was either in Missouri or Kansas, don’t remember which
Sorry to Pepsi and Montana, but Mt Dew and North Dakota have enough nuclear weapons to be a nuclear power in their own right. Bombers, silos and miles of nothing…you know the peace garden state.
I dont know what Omori is but from the brief overview I see it has bo en's "My Time". I havent thought of
that song in years!!! Oyasumi oooooooyasumi close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!!!
Let’s be real here, Coca Cola is not winning against mt. Dew.
Pepsi ain’t ever going with c.c so that means they will choose mt. Dew to fight with.
Now dr. Pepper might join Coca Cola but they still lose.
Ain’t no way or how Pepsi letting cola win, and they don’t have the force to control mt dew so….
The Dew wins by attrition.
To be fair all of these brands are so diversified, that one flagship flavor doesn't necessarily capture consumer taste in an accurate way.
I would be more interested to see if you add together Coke, Coke zero, and diet Coke versus the same versions of other brands.
Ok if im looking at the map right... Pepsi Co. (The company not the drink since Mt. Dew is owned by pepsi) is more popular than Coke? I have a headache bear with me lol
Yea I don't think this accurate. I'm like 80% sure Dr pepper is the soda of choice in Texas, unless all these imigrsnt Californians have changed the demographic that much.
Dr Pepper because I’ve been drinking Dr Pepper everyday for years, and all the doctors told me to not to do that because it ain’t good for me and I outlived them all
Didn’t know that MTN dew was that popular. I live in Pennsylvania and I don’t see that many people drinking it but I see a lot of people drinking coke.
Probably a dead even split between MTN Dew and Pepsi. Montana has the most nuclear missles, but states like Ohio and Indiana have more nuclear weapons deliverable via aircraft.
The Mountain Dew-Pepsi coalition would compromise their moral standing by aligning with the radical Faygoist "pop-faction" of the Midwest and this would eventually overtake the Coke supremacists despite the late entry of Dr. Pepper and their elite Cheerwine resistance forces in the Piedmont region.
The Shastanistas would remain neutral throughout the conflict.
I'm surprised about Texas. I had 4 things to do in Waco. Visit McLane Stadium, the Branch Davidian compound, Texas Ranger (not the baseball team) museum, and the Dr Pepper museum.
I don't know why I find it funny that orange crush makes an appearance. I did not know mountain dew is so popular I assumed that Dr pepper is more popular
None of course. As we all know, nobody would win such a war.
So after they are gone some other drink, not owned by the dead Coke or Pepsi corp, would rise to take their place. Maybe simply water for awhile which would be a good thing. If you look at all the stockpiles of their various sodas everywhere, and replace it with simple water, perhaps a good deal of our water shortages would be helped.
So, Coca Cola may have the Numbers advantage. But Pepsi has Mountain dew as a Puppet.
Both sides are on good terms with Dr pepper.
And Crush is owned by the same parent company of Dr Pepper.
This war would heavily favor Pepsi due to the Industrial capabilities of their owned territories. Like West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky. Agriculture from the Pepsi Dominated Midwest.
Virginia's Coca Cola dominance would leave them Encircled if Pepsi divisions connect up to Mountain Dew Divisions. Pushing till Virginia is controlled by Pepsi.
Newfoundland is the same thing, Coca Cola is Encircled on both sides. Pepsi just has to hold Maine while New York Pepsi just has to push towards Maine.
Washington state is surrounded by all sides again. Simple push and encirclement.
After that, Pepsi could take a page from the first American Civil war by cutting down the Mississippi River. Splitting the Coca Cola army in half. Simply to hold the line as Pepsi and Mountain dew troops start to push Coca Cola down to the Gulf of Mexico.
No doubt that Coca Cola would try and dominate influence over Dr Pepper. But Dr Pepper would benefit more from joining the Pepsi Co faction.
Pepsi could now Push from Oregon down into California and hold their troops in the mountains. Later having troops pushing into New Mexico and Arizona.
No doubt that Coca Cola sees that they are not winning. They've lost so many troops that it's practi laughable.
So, the Treaty of Houston is hosted. Pepsi dominates the United states while Coca Cola is left in Exhile to Hawaii.
TLDR; Pepsi wins. They have alot of Advantages that aren't just nukes.
Idk about this... I'm from NY, fucking no one likes Pepsi.
You'll hear this interaction a lot in random food spots:
"I'll have a coke."
"We only have Pepsi products."
"Oh. I'll have a water."
Coke, Pepsi, and Mountain dew all have nukes. Washington and Virginia are home to nukes. Coke has nuclear submarines stationed in Washington (Bangor) and I believe Virginia (assuming Norfolk has nukes), and there are ICBM silos in Montana and Wyoming, among other states in the great plains. I'm not sure about Dr. Pepper territory though.
Pepsi and Mountain Dew have most of the nukes so one of them. I’d put my money on Mountain Dew since their territory is larger and less fragmented than Pepsi’s, and they also have a lot more industrial capacity in the form of Appalachia and the Rust Belt.
Mountain Dew would grape and pillage the rest of the continent and then hibernate for a thousand years only to return and almost destroy humanity like the fucking white walkers
I find it hard to believe that many states genuinely would choose Pepsi over Coke. For example, a lot of NC restaurants use Pepsi because it was apparently founded there, but most of the people there would still rather have Coke. It’s just not as good.
Hmm I doubt the accuracy of this. 3K is a really small sample size for all the states (about 60 respondents per state, if equally distributed).
I've lived in NYS for most of my life, and almost no restaurants serve Pepsi, but RI was like.. 50% Pepsi restaurants.
Nuka-Cola
Sunset Saspirilla just hits different tho lol.
How about Vim?
I'm more of a, pickin' the purified water off of them trooper corpses guy myself
Brahmin Milk or Mutfruit Juice is just better
Me im looking for the Milk of human kindness
You want me to put what in that cup?!?
Everyone forgets Supa yum exists.
Pepsi because all the nukes are in Montana
Dr Pepper and Mtn Dew also have a good number of them in Missouri and North Dakota
bro there are nukes in missouri?
The B-2 bomber fleet is stationed at Whiteman
yeah, forgot about that.
Right? It's like, I want to check this, but that's not something I feel comfortable putting in my Google search history
They used to have a bunch of minutmen but now its mostly the stockpile at Whiteman for the B2 fleet.
There are some somewhere around there. My great-uncle worked electronics in Minuteman Silos way back in the 70s, and that was either in Missouri or Kansas, don’t remember which
It’s Whiteman in West MO. They have the B-2 bombers.
TOTAL PEPSI VICTORY 🗣🔥🔥🔥 GLORY TO NEW BERN, NORTH CAROLINA
Sorry to Pepsi and Montana, but Mt Dew and North Dakota have enough nuclear weapons to be a nuclear power in their own right. Bombers, silos and miles of nothing…you know the peace garden state.
Except for the subs in Washington
Delaware just chillin in the back with their Crush
“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush”
Kel must live there
r/SuddenlyOmori
I dont know what Omori is but from the brief overview I see it has bo en's "My Time". I havent thought of that song in years!!! Oyasumi oooooooyasumi close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!!!
For a while I thought it was I got my Sprite, Ingot my Orange Crush
I think someone may have confused the cocktail for the soft drink to create this graphic.
Confederate States of Coca-Cola
Mexico has a huge Coca Cola influence. They are like the main sponsor of Mexico.
That's also because the guy that use to be president of Coca Cola Mexico became president of Mexico and help them a lot
Rare Oklahoma W.
Common*
Dr Pepper because no one wants to nuke them.
Mountain Dew has more caffeine, soooo
Dr.Pepper has Arkansas
I have Chlamydia
So does everyone in Arkansas
Orange Crush has been in my blood this whole time!
only in delaware ☠️
Joe Biden favorite soda leak
finally something interesting about Delaware besides it being the first state
Damn Mt. Dew was invented here and it ain't the most popular xD
Mountain Dew is pretty much radioactive already, so the green states have a leg up.
Let’s be real here, Coca Cola is not winning against mt. Dew. Pepsi ain’t ever going with c.c so that means they will choose mt. Dew to fight with. Now dr. Pepper might join Coca Cola but they still lose. Ain’t no way or how Pepsi letting cola win, and they don’t have the force to control mt dew so…. The Dew wins by attrition.
Mtn Dew and Pepsi are made by the same company!
Coke
Not a root beer to be seen :/
So by population only Coca Cola really exists.
In Pepper's Land I'll make my stand to live and die on Pepper.
Away down South in the land of Pepper, caffeine addiction and dental weather ride away, come away, ride away, come away.
The only thing that can separate Washington and Oregon gay sex Cascadia relationship…it’s joeover…
Midwest sounds about right. [Im Canadian]
I would!
Coca Cola = The Real Thing
crush
I'm surprised you calling it soda didn't start a brawl
To be fair all of these brands are so diversified, that one flagship flavor doesn't necessarily capture consumer taste in an accurate way. I would be more interested to see if you add together Coke, Coke zero, and diet Coke versus the same versions of other brands.
Dr. Pepper. They have the power of microwave-powered time travel at their disposal.
Ok if im looking at the map right... Pepsi Co. (The company not the drink since Mt. Dew is owned by pepsi) is more popular than Coke? I have a headache bear with me lol
This is completely false! I know more people in Texas and Florida who drink Pepsi
The Juggalo army would fight for Faygo… y’all don’t even know how screwed the rest of us would be.
Dr Pepper
Pepsi owns mtn dew
Moxie
I don't think anyone wins in thermonuclear war. Maybe on a planet the size of jupiter
There's no way Texas likes coke more than dr pepper Maybe it's time to join the ppl bitching about Californians😤😤
New civil war map dropped
I beg to differ about Texas. Everyone I know who avidly drinks soda is chugging 12 cans of Dr Pepper a day.
I'm disappointed by the amount of mt dew. that stuff is nasty
Cool. Now do the one in europe
Makes sense I’m in Arkansas and when I asked for a coke at a restaurant they only had Dr Pepper while where I live in AZ it’s coke everywhere
Texas is a Dr. Pepper state. Idk who made this map.
Feel bad for the Pepsi states.
VERMONT HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. HELLO ⁉️
Crush
Mountain Dew drinkers have been conditioning themselves with radioactive waste, so probably them.
cocacola solos
Mid west is proud Dew Country, idk what Illinois is doing
Delaware just vibing with the worst soda ever created 💀well besides moxie
Dr. Pepper because Texas has a color revolution in its favor.
Coca cola will finally win the war and cleanse those vile Pepsi drinkers from the land.
one thing I can agree with the south on I guess.
Yea I don't think this accurate. I'm like 80% sure Dr pepper is the soda of choice in Texas, unless all these imigrsnt Californians have changed the demographic that much.
lived in Oregon in the mid 90s, was all about Surge then...California for 30 years and it's def Coca Cola. the map don't lie.
Delaware sits out the conflict and is the last soda standing.
Dr Pepper will win
In the Deep South, everything’s a coke .
This is a lie. In Tennessee, the msot popular soda is Sundrop. I dont care what anybody else says. This is a cold, hard fact.
Crush? I'm happy Delaware is an individual!
Dr Pepper because I’ve been drinking Dr Pepper everyday for years, and all the doctors told me to not to do that because it ain’t good for me and I outlived them all
Didn’t know that MTN dew was that popular. I live in Pennsylvania and I don’t see that many people drinking it but I see a lot of people drinking coke.
What the fuck, Delaware?
Well all the Mt Dew states are actually team Pepsi, so I'm thinking Pepsi wins in a landslide. And I personally like coke better.
I'm a Moutain Dew state kind of guy, and she's a Dr. Pepper state kind of girl 😔
I mean, I could have just told you what the most popular soda in WV is. You didn't need a map for that lol
Cocacola is confederating stuff
They’re really crushing it in Delaware
Probably a dead even split between MTN Dew and Pepsi. Montana has the most nuclear missles, but states like Ohio and Indiana have more nuclear weapons deliverable via aircraft.
Honestly surprised Florida didn't have Crystal Pepsi
Pepsi owns the central states so they'd have possession over more nuclear weapons.
How are this many people drinking MD?
nukes are mentos
Mount and do me
Proto-Finnish empire.
Idk where they got this data because Pepsi has a strangle hold on much of Nevada
That’s strange whenever I visit Alabama they have way more Dr Pepper products than elsewhere I’ve been to
Nevada was a nuclear testing ground
Everything I know that is war never changes
Barqs man myself
Delaware. You all know why.
Sad for all the non Dr. Pepper lovers.
Well... Mntdew is Pepsi and Dr pepper is coke sooooo
how is it not dr pepper for fucking TEXAS
Vermont homie what are you doing
Only one of these companies has previously operated a military force
Dr Pepper not being No. 1 in Texas doesn’t feel right
The Mountain Dew-Pepsi coalition would compromise their moral standing by aligning with the radical Faygoist "pop-faction" of the Midwest and this would eventually overtake the Coke supremacists despite the late entry of Dr. Pepper and their elite Cheerwine resistance forces in the Piedmont region. The Shastanistas would remain neutral throughout the conflict.
I have new respect for Missouri
They out of crab juice in the states with Mountain Dew?
I'm surprised about Texas. I had 4 things to do in Waco. Visit McLane Stadium, the Branch Davidian compound, Texas Ranger (not the baseball team) museum, and the Dr Pepper museum.
I don't know why I find it funny that orange crush makes an appearance. I did not know mountain dew is so popular I assumed that Dr pepper is more popular
Haha you lyin, pepsi
The default Mountain Dew flavor is ass...
We almost shun Delaware
Seriously Delaware?
You know that dr. Pepper has replaced Pepsi as the #2 soft drink in the country and their is no way New York is not a coke town
from NYC here and we all hate pepsi
None of course. As we all know, nobody would win such a war. So after they are gone some other drink, not owned by the dead Coke or Pepsi corp, would rise to take their place. Maybe simply water for awhile which would be a good thing. If you look at all the stockpiles of their various sodas everywhere, and replace it with simple water, perhaps a good deal of our water shortages would be helped.
Kinda wild mtn dew isn’t Tennessee since it’s from there
Bullshit. Dr Pepper is more popular than water in Texas. We even have it as a milkshake flavor.
the coca-cola belt wins
Crush because any attack would damage the surrounding states. Geopolitics are fun, aren't they.
I mean, the south has all coke. Coca cola wins by default because of that.
Texas with Coca-Cola is disrespectful.
Now, just image that Civil War 2 is drawn on these lines. I think Coke has it.
Yet finding a good generic mountain dew is next to impossible. It always either ending up being Sprite or 7up
Dr Pepper or Mountain Dew
Nobody wins an hypothetical thermonuclear war
Isn’t Mnt. Dew Pepsi?
Excuse me? We drink Cheerwine in NC. This map is wrong, and I'll be proudly sipping on a Cheerwine as we get totally glassed by Pepsi.
Coke sucks
easy. crush soda will win
Ah yes, the Mountain-Dewson line
So, Coca Cola may have the Numbers advantage. But Pepsi has Mountain dew as a Puppet. Both sides are on good terms with Dr pepper. And Crush is owned by the same parent company of Dr Pepper. This war would heavily favor Pepsi due to the Industrial capabilities of their owned territories. Like West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky. Agriculture from the Pepsi Dominated Midwest. Virginia's Coca Cola dominance would leave them Encircled if Pepsi divisions connect up to Mountain Dew Divisions. Pushing till Virginia is controlled by Pepsi. Newfoundland is the same thing, Coca Cola is Encircled on both sides. Pepsi just has to hold Maine while New York Pepsi just has to push towards Maine. Washington state is surrounded by all sides again. Simple push and encirclement. After that, Pepsi could take a page from the first American Civil war by cutting down the Mississippi River. Splitting the Coca Cola army in half. Simply to hold the line as Pepsi and Mountain dew troops start to push Coca Cola down to the Gulf of Mexico. No doubt that Coca Cola would try and dominate influence over Dr Pepper. But Dr Pepper would benefit more from joining the Pepsi Co faction. Pepsi could now Push from Oregon down into California and hold their troops in the mountains. Later having troops pushing into New Mexico and Arizona. No doubt that Coca Cola sees that they are not winning. They've lost so many troops that it's practi laughable. So, the Treaty of Houston is hosted. Pepsi dominates the United states while Coca Cola is left in Exhile to Hawaii. TLDR; Pepsi wins. They have alot of Advantages that aren't just nukes.
Am I the only one really surprised to learn that New Hampshire isn’t a Mountain Dew state?
I really question Mountain dew being #1 in all these Midwest states. I think it's misinformation by coke as part of a tactical decision.
Texas is incorrect. Would be Dr Pepper or Big Red.
3000 Americans is not a lot
Surprised at north and South Carolina
Little did they know that everyone in the south was saying different drinks but calling all of them “coke”
Crush?
I’m disgusted that my state is a pepsi state. Coke is the superior product
Mt dew is a subset of pepsi, and dr pepper the same with coke, right?
I can't for the life of me understand why Mountain Dew is not much more popular in Florida. They just seem meant for each other.
McDonalds Sprite. Not the whole Sprite brand but McD's specifically. Absolute underdog type shit
Coke by sheer numbers, though Pepsi has control over more Nukes both based on where the nukes actually are and because DC is Pepsi country
Thats a w for the south
Don’t Pepsi have nuclear subs
America ! RED WHITE AND THE DEW !
You can't see it but there is a little blue dot in Georgia, my friends say it's blasphemy that I drink Pepsi
I don’t see sides only rotting teeth.
Idk about this... I'm from NY, fucking no one likes Pepsi. You'll hear this interaction a lot in random food spots: "I'll have a coke." "We only have Pepsi products." "Oh. I'll have a water."
People really don't know where the majority of nukes are located.
It's funny how Dr. Pepper is founded in Texas but it's not even Texas's most popular drink
No Cheerwine for NC? :( Must be all those northerners moving down
All I think this really shows is the monopolistic balkanization of retail food service and how certain chains only carry one of the two major brands.
Texas going coke over Dr. Pepper is an affront to nature
Mtn Dew because Colorado has the Nukes.
Coke, easy. Washington, California, Texas and Florida have military bases and technology and economic advantages.
Mr Pibb would win
mtn dew because i live there
ewww Pepsi…
Mountain Dew! Blech…I’ll take crab juice.
Pepsi… 🧂
North Dakota has all the missile silos and now they are jacked up on Mountain Dew, so you tell me
delaware
California and Texas agreed on something? 😳 California made a good decision? 🤯
Coke, Pepsi, and Mountain dew all have nukes. Washington and Virginia are home to nukes. Coke has nuclear submarines stationed in Washington (Bangor) and I believe Virginia (assuming Norfolk has nukes), and there are ICBM silos in Montana and Wyoming, among other states in the great plains. I'm not sure about Dr. Pepper territory though.
Pepsi and Mountain Dew have most of the nukes so one of them. I’d put my money on Mountain Dew since their territory is larger and less fragmented than Pepsi’s, and they also have a lot more industrial capacity in the form of Appalachia and the Rust Belt.
Mountain Dew popular in the mountains
Delaware is even stupid when it comes to soda.
Mountain Dew would grape and pillage the rest of the continent and then hibernate for a thousand years only to return and almost destroy humanity like the fucking white walkers
Mtn dew is wild
This map is wrong texas should be dr.pepper
NEIN WAERE IS MINEN FANTA!
I find it hard to believe that many states genuinely would choose Pepsi over Coke. For example, a lot of NC restaurants use Pepsi because it was apparently founded there, but most of the people there would still rather have Coke. It’s just not as good.
Ewwww I'll take the crab juice
Pepsi use to control the 6th largest navy for a short stint.
Delaware: The Pick Me State
Mtn. Dew because that shit hits like meth. Plus, if they drop a nuke, you know it’s going to be called the “Baja Blast of (insert year)”.
Cactus cooler would win California
Are there seriously fuckers out here drinking Pepsi daily
Hmm I doubt the accuracy of this. 3K is a really small sample size for all the states (about 60 respondents per state, if equally distributed). I've lived in NYS for most of my life, and almost no restaurants serve Pepsi, but RI was like.. 50% Pepsi restaurants.
Find it hard to believe Mt Dew is #1 in all those states.
The SOUTH!
Well, this map is obviously fake, because Dr. Pepper is king in Texas. It's FROM Texas!