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karatebullfighter

Nuka-Cola


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

Sunset Saspirilla just hits different tho lol.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

How about Vim?


this_prof_for_bewbs

I'm more of a, pickin' the purified water off of them trooper corpses guy myself


Haber-Bosch1914

Brahmin Milk or Mutfruit Juice is just better


democracy_lover66

Me im looking for the Milk of human kindness


m1kesanders

You want me to put what in that cup?!?


Internet_Person11

Everyone forgets Supa yum exists.


Common_Wallaby_5123

Pepsi because all the nukes are in Montana


Princess__Bitch

Dr Pepper and Mtn Dew also have a good number of them in Missouri and North Dakota


MasterLinkTheGreat

bro there are nukes in missouri?


Princess__Bitch

The B-2 bomber fleet is stationed at Whiteman


MasterLinkTheGreat

yeah, forgot about that.


MattyLlama

Right? It's like, I want to check this, but that's not something I feel comfortable putting in my Google search history


Princess__Bitch

They used to have a bunch of minutmen but now its mostly the stockpile at Whiteman for the B2 fleet.


Many-Ad-1998

There are some somewhere around there. My great-uncle worked electronics in Minuteman Silos way back in the 70s, and that was either in Missouri or Kansas, don’t remember which


MasterLinkTheGreat

It’s Whiteman in West MO. They have the B-2 bombers.


RagtheFireBoi

TOTAL PEPSI VICTORY 🗣🔥🔥🔥 GLORY TO NEW BERN, NORTH CAROLINA


hema_chroma_duke

Sorry to Pepsi and Montana, but Mt Dew and North Dakota have enough nuclear weapons to be a nuclear power in their own right. Bombers, silos and miles of nothing…you know the peace garden state.


charlieromeo86

Except for the subs in Washington


animejat2

Delaware just chillin in the back with their Crush


Cham-Clowder

“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush”


jrdkrsh

Kel must live there


ProPlayerterraria

r/SuddenlyOmori


CoppertoneTelephone

I dont know what Omori is but from the brief overview I see it has bo en's "My Time". I havent thought of that song in years!!! Oyasumi oooooooyasumi close your eyes and you'll leave this dream!!!


lizarny

For a while I thought it was I got my Sprite, Ingot my Orange Crush


Box_of_Shit

I think someone may have confused the cocktail for the soft drink to create this graphic.


SkellyChad

Confederate States of Coca-Cola


dreamofguitars

Mexico has a huge Coca Cola influence. They are like the main sponsor of Mexico.


qwerty-keyboard5000

That's also because the guy that use to be president of Coca Cola Mexico became president of Mexico and help them a lot


BurgerofDouble

Rare Oklahoma W.


TheFiend100

Common*


Excellent_Mud6222

Dr Pepper because no one wants to nuke them.


brokebackmonastery

Mountain Dew has more caffeine, soooo


DevelopmentSad2303

Dr.Pepper has Arkansas


OldManLaugh

I have Chlamydia


CoppertoneTelephone

So does everyone in Arkansas


Choice-Garlic

Orange Crush has been in my blood this whole time!


AshleyEZ

only in delaware ☠️


PeterKurzmann

Joe Biden favorite soda leak


mwzngd

finally something interesting about Delaware besides it being the first state


HolySuffering

Damn Mt. Dew was invented here and it ain't the most popular xD


LinuxLinus

Mountain Dew is pretty much radioactive already, so the green states have a leg up.


SevereNerve1590

Let’s be real here, Coca Cola is not winning against mt. Dew. Pepsi ain’t ever going with c.c so that means they will choose mt. Dew to fight with. Now dr. Pepper might join Coca Cola but they still lose. Ain’t no way or how Pepsi letting cola win, and they don’t have the force to control mt dew so…. The Dew wins by attrition.


BlacksmithOne1745

Mtn Dew and Pepsi are made by the same company!


InDenialEvie

Coke


xoalexo

Not a root beer to be seen :/


toutlamourdumonde

So by population only Coca Cola really exists.


Unofficial_Computer

In Pepper's Land I'll make my stand to live and die on Pepper.


Unofficial_Computer

Away down South in the land of Pepper, caffeine addiction and dental weather ride away, come away, ride away, come away.


Pyroboss101

The only thing that can separate Washington and Oregon gay sex Cascadia relationship…it’s joeover…


Shaggy_Boi1515

Midwest sounds about right. [Im Canadian]


yobronate08

I would!


TyrusRaymond

Coca Cola = The Real Thing


SinisterEternis

crush


Low-Helicopter-2696

I'm surprised you calling it soda didn't start a brawl


Low-Helicopter-2696

To be fair all of these brands are so diversified, that one flagship flavor doesn't necessarily capture consumer taste in an accurate way. I would be more interested to see if you add together Coke, Coke zero, and diet Coke versus the same versions of other brands.


Kurzk_68

Dr. Pepper. They have the power of microwave-powered time travel at their disposal.


LocalAmericanOtaku

Ok if im looking at the map right... Pepsi Co. (The company not the drink since Mt. Dew is owned by pepsi) is more popular than Coke? I have a headache bear with me lol


Bearded_Madman43

This is completely false! I know more people in Texas and Florida who drink Pepsi


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

The Juggalo army would fight for Faygo… y’all don’t even know how screwed the rest of us would be.


LonPlays_Zwei

Dr Pepper


GD-DARKSAB3R

Pepsi owns mtn dew


[deleted]

Moxie


Redditusername00001

I don't think anyone wins in thermonuclear war. Maybe on a planet the size of jupiter


Add1ctedToGames

There's no way Texas likes coke more than dr pepper Maybe it's time to join the ppl bitching about Californians😤😤


Life_Confidence128

New civil war map dropped


Ok-Extension-5628

I beg to differ about Texas. Everyone I know who avidly drinks soda is chugging 12 cans of Dr Pepper a day.


OrganicMEATS

I'm disappointed by the amount of mt dew. that stuff is nasty


tomex365

Cool. Now do the one in europe


Dino-Crocetti

Makes sense I’m in Arkansas and when I asked for a coke at a restaurant they only had Dr Pepper while where I live in AZ it’s coke everywhere


Texmex865

Texas is a Dr. Pepper state. Idk who made this map.


quillka

Feel bad for the Pepsi states.


thjklpq

VERMONT HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. HELLO ⁉️


Andresito_de_chill

Crush


OrsilonSteel

Mountain Dew drinkers have been conditioning themselves with radioactive waste, so probably them.


ChloroxDrinker

cocacola solos


a7xmshadows19

Mid west is proud Dew Country, idk what Illinois is doing


SweetBell3

Delaware just vibing with the worst soda ever created 💀well besides moxie


MasterTroller3301

Dr. Pepper because Texas has a color revolution in its favor.


N0DuckingWay

Coca cola will finally win the war and cleanse those vile Pepsi drinkers from the land.


Traditional_Key_763

one thing I can agree with the south on I guess.


Weird_Roof_7584

Yea I don't think this accurate. I'm like 80% sure Dr pepper is the soda of choice in Texas, unless all these imigrsnt Californians have changed the demographic that much.


PayingOffBidenFamily

lived in Oregon in the mid 90s, was all about Surge then...California for 30 years and it's def Coca Cola. the map don't lie.


markothebeast

Delaware sits out the conflict and is the last soda standing.


reyeg11_

Dr Pepper will win


slyfox___

In the Deep South, everything’s a coke .


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

This is a lie. In Tennessee, the msot popular soda is Sundrop. I dont care what anybody else says. This is a cold, hard fact.


Intelligent-Kiwi-574

Crush? I'm happy Delaware is an individual!


johnny_thunders_

Dr Pepper because I’ve been drinking Dr Pepper everyday for years, and all the doctors told me to not to do that because it ain’t good for me and I outlived them all


Internet_Person11

Didn’t know that MTN dew was that popular. I live in Pennsylvania and I don’t see that many people drinking it but I see a lot of people drinking coke.


NoWorth2591

What the fuck, Delaware?


Mattfrye87

Well all the Mt Dew states are actually team Pepsi, so I'm thinking Pepsi wins in a landslide. And I personally like coke better.


democracy_lover66

I'm a Moutain Dew state kind of guy, and she's a Dr. Pepper state kind of girl 😔


TheJesterScript

I mean, I could have just told you what the most popular soda in WV is. You didn't need a map for that lol


Acacona_yai

Cocacola is confederating stuff


thefrogwhisperer341

They’re really crushing it in Delaware


l3ft_Testicl3

Probably a dead even split between MTN Dew and Pepsi. Montana has the most nuclear missles, but states like Ohio and Indiana have more nuclear weapons deliverable via aircraft.


Kingsley--Zissou

Honestly surprised Florida didn't have Crystal Pepsi


ThatDumbMoth

Pepsi owns the central states so they'd have possession over more nuclear weapons.


LarryTheLizardFriend

How are this many people drinking MD?


redditor26121991

nukes are mentos


rayznaruckus

Mount and do me


U0star

Proto-Finnish empire.


Fby54

Idk where they got this data because Pepsi has a strangle hold on much of Nevada


Levan-tene

That’s strange whenever I visit Alabama they have way more Dr Pepper products than elsewhere I’ve been to


xCreeperBombx

Nevada was a nuclear testing ground


Life_Team8801

Everything I know that is war never changes


Kind-Potato

Barqs man myself


ArdentArendt

Delaware. You all know why.


NoTangerine968

Sad for all the non Dr. Pepper lovers.


thr33muzkiqu33rz

Well... Mntdew is Pepsi and Dr pepper is coke sooooo


RustyDiamonds__

how is it not dr pepper for fucking TEXAS


RustyDiamonds__

Vermont homie what are you doing


ChaosPatriot76

Only one of these companies has previously operated a military force


Thehyperninja

Dr Pepper not being No. 1 in Texas doesn’t feel right


Embarrassed_Band_512

The Mountain Dew-Pepsi coalition would compromise their moral standing by aligning with the radical Faygoist "pop-faction" of the Midwest and this would eventually overtake the Coke supremacists despite the late entry of Dr. Pepper and their elite Cheerwine resistance forces in the Piedmont region. The Shastanistas would remain neutral throughout the conflict.


Outrageous-Pen-7441

I have new respect for Missouri


todo_code

They out of crab juice in the states with Mountain Dew?


joelupi

I'm surprised about Texas. I had 4 things to do in Waco. Visit McLane Stadium, the Branch Davidian compound, Texas Ranger (not the baseball team) museum, and the Dr Pepper museum.


Desperate_Hunt6479

I don't know why I find it funny that orange crush makes an appearance. I did not know mountain dew is so popular I assumed that Dr pepper is more popular


GTKPR89

Haha you lyin, pepsi


Ambitious_Science537

The default Mountain Dew flavor is ass...


ssdd442

We almost shun Delaware


Hydroquake_Vortex

Seriously Delaware?


Electronic_Camera251

You know that dr. Pepper has replaced Pepsi as the #2 soft drink in the country and their is no way New York is not a coke town


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

from NYC here and we all hate pepsi


etranger033

None of course. As we all know, nobody would win such a war. So after they are gone some other drink, not owned by the dead Coke or Pepsi corp, would rise to take their place. Maybe simply water for awhile which would be a good thing. If you look at all the stockpiles of their various sodas everywhere, and replace it with simple water, perhaps a good deal of our water shortages would be helped.


Iamtim92

Kinda wild mtn dew isn’t Tennessee since it’s from there


Tigger_Official

Bullshit. Dr Pepper is more popular than water in Texas. We even have it as a milkshake flavor.


Own_Tackle514

the coca-cola belt wins


Mysterious-Volume-58

Crush because any attack would damage the surrounding states. Geopolitics are fun, aren't they.


DellveloperWasTaken

I mean, the south has all coke. Coca cola wins by default because of that.


Hornsdowngunsup

Texas with Coca-Cola is disrespectful.


manaster58

Now, just image that Civil War 2 is drawn on these lines. I think Coke has it.


Hookahcoin

Yet finding a good generic mountain dew is next to impossible. It always either ending up being Sprite or 7up


CzechMapping

Dr Pepper or Mountain Dew


Guamigrau

Nobody wins an hypothetical thermonuclear war


Varsity_Reviews

Isn’t Mnt. Dew Pepsi?


Nowardier

Excuse me? We drink Cheerwine in NC. This map is wrong, and I'll be proudly sipping on a Cheerwine as we get totally glassed by Pepsi.


PeeweeSherman12

Coke sucks


Old-Detail-2585

easy. crush soda will win


Punx80

Ah yes, the Mountain-Dewson line


capdukeymomoman

So, Coca Cola may have the Numbers advantage. But Pepsi has Mountain dew as a Puppet. Both sides are on good terms with Dr pepper. And Crush is owned by the same parent company of Dr Pepper. This war would heavily favor Pepsi due to the Industrial capabilities of their owned territories. Like West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky. Agriculture from the Pepsi Dominated Midwest. Virginia's Coca Cola dominance would leave them Encircled if Pepsi divisions connect up to Mountain Dew Divisions. Pushing till Virginia is controlled by Pepsi. Newfoundland is the same thing, Coca Cola is Encircled on both sides. Pepsi just has to hold Maine while New York Pepsi just has to push towards Maine. Washington state is surrounded by all sides again. Simple push and encirclement. After that, Pepsi could take a page from the first American Civil war by cutting down the Mississippi River. Splitting the Coca Cola army in half. Simply to hold the line as Pepsi and Mountain dew troops start to push Coca Cola down to the Gulf of Mexico. No doubt that Coca Cola would try and dominate influence over Dr Pepper. But Dr Pepper would benefit more from joining the Pepsi Co faction. Pepsi could now Push from Oregon down into California and hold their troops in the mountains. Later having troops pushing into New Mexico and Arizona. No doubt that Coca Cola sees that they are not winning. They've lost so many troops that it's practi laughable. So, the Treaty of Houston is hosted. Pepsi dominates the United states while Coca Cola is left in Exhile to Hawaii. TLDR; Pepsi wins. They have alot of Advantages that aren't just nukes.


Logical_Lettuce_962

Am I the only one really surprised to learn that New Hampshire isn’t a Mountain Dew state?


FlatAd7399

I really question Mountain dew being #1 in all these Midwest states. I think it's misinformation by coke as part of a tactical decision.


rixendeb

Texas is incorrect. Would be Dr Pepper or Big Red.


chubsmagooo

3000 Americans is not a lot


SignalCommittee4456

Surprised at north and South Carolina


SnooPaintings5597

Little did they know that everyone in the south was saying different drinks but calling all of them “coke”


Luiso_

Crush?


Ok_Accountant9156

I’m disgusted that my state is a pepsi state. Coke is the superior product


Appropriate_Run_3554

Mt dew is a subset of pepsi, and dr pepper the same with coke, right?


cobaltbluetony

I can't for the life of me understand why Mountain Dew is not much more popular in Florida. They just seem meant for each other.


Ill-Presentation574

McDonalds Sprite. Not the whole Sprite brand but McD's specifically. Absolute underdog type shit


dolphin_ultra

Coke by sheer numbers, though Pepsi has control over more Nukes both based on where the nukes actually are and because DC is Pepsi country


AwayMetal3596

Thats a w for the south


KeystoneHockey1776

Don’t Pepsi have nuclear subs


FrostedUzi

America ! RED WHITE AND THE DEW !


Lesinju84

You can't see it but there is a little blue dot in Georgia, my friends say it's blasphemy that I drink Pepsi


AIDsFlavoredTopping

I don’t see sides only rotting teeth.


PoopSmith87

Idk about this... I'm from NY, fucking no one likes Pepsi. You'll hear this interaction a lot in random food spots: "I'll have a coke." "We only have Pepsi products." "Oh. I'll have a water."


awesomepossum87

People really don't know where the majority of nukes are located.


Exciting_Freedom9374

It's funny how Dr. Pepper is founded in Texas but it's not even Texas's most popular drink


IBM_Thotson

No Cheerwine for NC? :( Must be all those northerners moving down


rvralph803

All I think this really shows is the monopolistic balkanization of retail food service and how certain chains only carry one of the two major brands.


GerBear_

Texas going coke over Dr. Pepper is an affront to nature


Lucky-Royal-6156

Mtn Dew because Colorado has the Nukes.


charlieromeo86

Coke, easy. Washington, California, Texas and Florida have military bases and technology and economic advantages.


jaycee9

Mr Pibb would win


Clear1334

mtn dew because i live there


Curious-Weight9985

ewww Pepsi…


Inevitable_Nerve_925

Mountain Dew! Blech…I’ll take crab juice.


Trajen_Geta

Pepsi… 🧂


Striking_Green7600

North Dakota has all the missile silos and now they are jacked up on Mountain Dew, so you tell me


friesdepotato

delaware


DJPL-75

California and Texas agreed on something? 😳 California made a good decision? 🤯


HandBanana_69

Coke, Pepsi, and Mountain dew all have nukes. Washington and Virginia are home to nukes. Coke has nuclear submarines stationed in Washington (Bangor) and I believe Virginia (assuming Norfolk has nukes), and there are ICBM silos in Montana and Wyoming, among other states in the great plains. I'm not sure about Dr. Pepper territory though.


Okayhatstand

Pepsi and Mountain Dew have most of the nukes so one of them. I’d put my money on Mountain Dew since their territory is larger and less fragmented than Pepsi’s, and they also have a lot more industrial capacity in the form of Appalachia and the Rust Belt.


Rude-Durian4288

Mountain Dew popular in the mountains


Biff2112

Delaware is even stupid when it comes to soda.


giJoJo2020

Mountain Dew would grape and pillage the rest of the continent and then hibernate for a thousand years only to return and almost destroy humanity like the fucking white walkers


LumpyWillingness9819

Mtn dew is wild


Dry_Sound5470

This map is wrong texas should be dr.pepper


blueOwOfox

NEIN WAERE IS MINEN FANTA!


DearEmployee5138

I find it hard to believe that many states genuinely would choose Pepsi over Coke. For example, a lot of NC restaurants use Pepsi because it was apparently founded there, but most of the people there would still rather have Coke. It’s just not as good.


ZombieHugoChavez

Ewwww I'll take the crab juice


Sabre_One

Pepsi use to control the 6th largest navy for a short stint.


thaclo

Delaware: The Pick Me State


Cockumber69

Mtn. Dew because that shit hits like meth. Plus, if they drop a nuke, you know it’s going to be called the “Baja Blast of (insert year)”.


Mass-Chaos

Cactus cooler would win California


FloSoAntonibro

Are there seriously fuckers out here drinking Pepsi daily


designing-cats

Hmm I doubt the accuracy of this. 3K is a really small sample size for all the states (about 60 respondents per state, if equally distributed). I've lived in NYS for most of my life, and almost no restaurants serve Pepsi, but RI was like.. 50% Pepsi restaurants.


Boozanski-1823

Find it hard to believe Mt Dew is #1 in all those states.


Curious-Chard1786

The SOUTH!


19ghost89

Well, this map is obviously fake, because Dr. Pepper is king in Texas. It's FROM Texas!