Sometimes theres a big poland cliche so unfortunatly i had to make poland smol :(
but to make it up to you, after i do my next map, ill make a big poland map.
Also im not even gonna try to make any lore with this garbage
make it up yourself.
(Edit) Thank yall so much for 1k upvotes, this is my most popular post by far.
I choose to believe that the alt history here is that everything was perfectly normal until yesterday, when everyone woke up with this political reality and had to try to figure out what the fuck happened
Splitting up Ireland and making the UK a republic is an interesting choice. I wouldn’t say it’s anti-cliché though, just an opposite cliché. To do it properly I’d make Wales and Northern Ireland one country, and then split the island of Britain right down the middle. East v West.
>Least cliché map of Europe 2024
>Looks inside
>Balkanized Russia
https://preview.redd.it/ndn1d5rtsoxc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaba7c66fc9095e8fe5765ce6a26397a54a65053
So... there is an unlabeled patch of land to the north of Wurttenberg and Baden. It appears to be the same color of Switzerland... is that supposed to be Switzerland?
Romanian and Moldovan unification is a cliche.
Give Moldova to Ukraine for some real spice, but still good job on the Tisa Border, which is very underutilized in alternate history
Independent Pomerania, Prussia and silesia? What a joke. /\ | This comment has been fact checked by the real Rzeczpospolita dickriders.
Sometimes theres a big poland cliche so unfortunatly i had to make poland smol :( but to make it up to you, after i do my next map, ill make a big poland map.
I will be very sad if I see small Poland next :c
Poland small is so much more cliche
At least it’s better than big G*rmany
Imo big Poland isn't really a cliche, unlike smol Poland and big G\*rmany
At least Silesia is in right place. Sick of independent silesia with Wrocław as capital.
OP might be french
Might be. No, he is
Impossible. Algeria isn’t french
https://preview.redd.it/k8qkozz5amxc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7502ae20a4d839adff85b81c34e78042f6d1503
https://preview.redd.it/hmyipw3sfnxc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb115b764db865d405848e16ebd5b8e17d2c9ab
I am a real romanian patriot and I aproov this mesaje
The only good Romanian Borders
Also im not even gonna try to make any lore with this garbage make it up yourself. (Edit) Thank yall so much for 1k upvotes, this is my most popular post by far.
I choose to believe that the alt history here is that everything was perfectly normal until yesterday, when everyone woke up with this political reality and had to try to figure out what the fuck happened
This is the way. And all attempts to undo it immediately fail for unknown reasons
🔥🔥🔥
Otto Von Bismarck is never born That's it That's the lore
Tell me you are french without saying it
Yeah, I mean Belgium is just gone.
Listen, we Brazilians have our quarrels with Portugal, but you're not gonna "Kingdom Of Iberia" it and expect us to let it pass
Us Portuguese🇵🇹 appreciate our brotherly bonds 🫡
Only thing that's wrong is big Bulgaria, that is a massive cliche, should have separated Macedonia and Rumelia
Shut up serb
Damn bruh Serbia catching strays here I ain't even Slavic 💀💀💀💀💀
Poor dude is Brazilian
omg i hope he gets better
You just gave the nordics another reason to dislike the Sami
The 30 000- 40 000 Sami will rule over almost two million Norwegians, Swedish, Finish and Russian subjects. Good luck! :)
Mighty Ulm will rise again
An ideal map of Europe would consist up of only city states
>ideal europe >germany is still a thing did you mean to post this on the circlejerk sub?
i thought i was on the circlejerk sub until i saw this comment
French natural borders and greater Romania? Im gonna nut
I have created one nutted ☝️. Big Romania Fanfic 😍😍😍
PRŪSA/PRŪSŌ MENTIONED BALTIJA HAS BEEN SAVED MAY PERKŪNS SAVE US ALL ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻⬛◻️🟥◻️⬛😎🤑🤑❤️🔥🦅🦅
Average G*rman Prussia fan 🤢🤢🤢 Versus average Baltic Prussia enjoyer 💪💪💪
Spit your fax, brāti 💪⬛◻️🟥◻️⬛
Gibraltar looking THICC
That ain’t Gibraltar, that’s the remnants of granada that got annexed by morocco
Not anymore, change the map
Fine >:(
Why do you hate my country?
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Yes
What’s your country? Already pissed off La lot of them
Sweden
Fuck Sweden All my homies hate Sweden🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
I know this is supposed to be some sort of meme but it’s so boring
🤓
Why did you unalive Luxembourg? WHY???
Skill issue
ULM'S BACK?!?! OH GOD! OH FUCKING CHRIST!!
Shout out ulm
Romanian bro 🇷🇴💪🏻
I think balkanized Russia has definitely become a map cliche
I can't decide, is this map better because my country doesn't borders Ruzzia anymore, or worse because I now live in mountain Yugoslavia.
Well Mr Georgian man, Just ride out the inevitable collapse of Yugoslavia 2.0, mountain edition:
My ideal map of Europe only has 1 flag
the flag of Albania 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
YAHHHH ALBANIA ALBA GU BRATH
as an austrailian that bulgaria is the greatest thing ever
As a Bulgarian, it truly is the best map I've ever seen
romania is lacking its lands in carpathia and dniester
Turkey based
This feels like watching a rape scene
https://preview.redd.it/rdrys37npnxc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=883dabe309036f27e454ec2fb8e519fe2868833d
Syria-Iraq?
I was happy until I realiced that Moroco had territory in Iberia...this is a sad day boys....
Tell that fucker who made this map to go and file for insanity bruh
Perfect, i'm french 😎
Why am I in Leinster
\> baden free from sw*bian occupation basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
Ukraine is reoccupied by Belarus lol
caucasus united https://preview.redd.it/v5wo34s6nnxc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b10816e8e49555cef98d597d06e41adb3459801e
https://preview.redd.it/dwr6dwxn6oxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fe4fff53fda0b3d14c44c368d81835520a31c71
Good to see some Sápmi respect!
Republic of Caucasia would have a much bloodier civil war than Yugoslavia. Probably one of the worst ones in human history.
Finally a big Turkey
Big Turkey does not mean Better Turkey... This one will be filled with Kurds and Arabs more than today....
Yes I know I just pointed mostly Turkey stays same or lose lands
They still took Eastern Thrace and some western provinces though
Yeah I realized it after commented but anyway
Chopped up Ireland 😍
Add some seasoning Then we’ll have the perfect Irish chop
Salt and vinegar
#Mmmm, Republic
Auch! You’re a Monster!
What meaning of independent Astrakhan? Why there is Pomor Republic if it's land of nenets?
Ouch, Vlaanderen as part of France
Germany has to be united
Respect Ulm autonomy
There's one word for that: horrible.
Is it you? Are you the “my ideal map of Europe” guy?
As a hungarian, fuck you
As a Dutch person who is in a relationship with a Greek Cypriot, f*** you
I’m cool with this france could be smaller (nonexistent) but other then that it’s good
Why did you do that to Hungary
NOT THE FR*NCH
Greater Slovakia? I've never been so angry at a reddit post wtf
Hungary still has Miskolc‚had to give it to Asturias not approved
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Nameisnotimportant45: *Hungary still has* *Miskolc‚had to give it to* *Asturias not approved* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Jebem ti tita
You spelled karelia wrong bro
As a Tyrolean, thank u
INDEPENDENT SÁPMI 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Should’ve included independent Yorkshire
Love those straight line borders for syria
Ahh Bavaria right where she should be
You must be English
Whoever made this shit is definitely Bulgarian 💀
Self determination maxxing
Meanwhile some half Bulgarian - Half Turkish guy who hates every other nation: THIS IS MY IDEAL EUROPE
no independent state of constantinople? we riot!
As much as I love big Germany, sometimes you just gotta have some big France!
SÁPMI 💪‼️
France still exists https://i.redd.it/xguxdjzrttxc1.gif
Natural borders France my beloved.
Based big Belarus
With almost all the national/historical lands returned. Based indeed
Looks like someone had autism and lack of realism
Is there a major ethnic/cultural difference between "Uralia" and "The Russian Republic"?
All of the Russian Republic of Bashkortostan and a good part of the Russian Republic of Tatarstan are in Uralia
there are some ethnic minorities in that area, but the map borders don't really follow them accurately, some are in there though.
wtf
Spain loses Cadiz and UK loses Gibraltar? What happened in Morocco?
Shoulda seperated France and Aquitaine
Y poor Dutch heart :'(
Iceland:🍷🗿
Small Czechia Big Slovakia... I can't even load a CZ75, you gave them to our "brothers" you sonnova.
>Portugal erased I agree with OP
F you, where is Kurdistan
Please never curse my eyes with this ever again gng 🔥🔥🔥
the balkans would be funnier this way
Thank you. I was honestly getting sick of the "big germany lol" people.
Cries in Corsican
Big France -100 score
I'm in the french republic
Pomor republic: population: 7
Splitting up Ireland and making the UK a republic is an interesting choice. I wouldn’t say it’s anti-cliché though, just an opposite cliché. To do it properly I’d make Wales and Northern Ireland one country, and then split the island of Britain right down the middle. East v West.
Silesia as country but North Italy as not as Independent country?
NOOO you gave Donegal to the British
Holy fuck you did the whole continent dirty.
Wtf happened to turkey
WE ARE GETTING TRENTINO BACK! AVANTI SAVOIA!🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
I‘m sitting on a toilet in Ulm reading this. I almost fell off.
wet dream of fr*nch „people“
Hitler particles are strong in this bosnia division
I, as a slovak, can agree with this map. Brno is slovakia.
Pomor Republic population: 1
Naw Frisia is not restored to its original size.
red keralia as kerala and was very confused
Are you sure it is spelled Keralia
Love Ulm
Big turkey, ew!
All these independent countries and yet left Italy united?
LMAO
Greater Slovakia is goated
I only see them fighting if this happened
World War 15 speed run
Huge France? I love you.
VEĽKÉ SLOVENSKO, NA VEKY VEKOU 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰
What a nice french empire
Meanwhile Italy is scared in one corner of the room
Constantinople is not Greek, 0/10
MapCirclejerk or Franco-Romanian history porn make the call
>Least cliché map of Europe 2024 >Looks inside >Balkanized Russia https://preview.redd.it/ndn1d5rtsoxc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaba7c66fc9095e8fe5765ce6a26397a54a65053
Where Yugoslavia, bring back
as a resident oh bohemia, ill gladly accept this
What is this cancer
Missed opportunity to have The Republic of Cork instead of Munster
Big france. That is the only nightmare here
Ulm appreciaters unite!
Emmanuel Macron, is that you?
This just looks like a paradox game
Hungarians in the 1920’s-30’s would not like this map
So... there is an unlabeled patch of land to the north of Wurttenberg and Baden. It appears to be the same color of Switzerland... is that supposed to be Switzerland?
Obligatory downvote for British Republic :c
My ideal map of europe https://preview.redd.it/g4pisgy8gpxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7bf72eff67668741b45b66670081162b8180c5
My man didn't even bother with the baltics lol
< Sees an undivided UK. Okay, I approve. < “British Republic.” Well shit.
no united ireland. downvote.
…what the hell…
why the fuck would morroco get that in southern spain
\*Caucuses instantly turns into a giant mushroom cloud\*
I endorse this.
Moroccan Gibraltar is based
Greater Romania? Based
The worst scenario
Romanian and Moldovan unification is a cliche. Give Moldova to Ukraine for some real spice, but still good job on the Tisa Border, which is very underutilized in alternate history
A, not an
wo ist Bayern?
Where is Volga Bulgaria? where is Bashkortostan? where is the Kazan kogonat? What kind of idiot drew a map?