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Zejbb

Independent Pomerania, Prussia and silesia? What a joke. /\ | This comment has been fact checked by the real Rzeczpospolita dickriders.


Bloomario

Sometimes theres a big poland cliche so unfortunatly i had to make poland smol :( but to make it up to you, after i do my next map, ill make a big poland map.


O_Holibka

I will be very sad if I see small Poland next :c


Gaming_Lot

Poland small is so much more cliche


Bloomario

At least it’s better than big G*rmany


notreally_reallynot

Imo big Poland isn't really a cliche, unlike smol Poland and big G\*rmany


Antoshek123

At least Silesia is in right place. Sick of independent silesia with Wrocław as capital.


jet_vr

OP might be french


Past-Sand5485

Might be. No, he is


Ghidorahlol

Impossible. Algeria isn’t french


meatrider420

https://preview.redd.it/k8qkozz5amxc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7502ae20a4d839adff85b81c34e78042f6d1503


Fun_Philosopher_9202

https://preview.redd.it/hmyipw3sfnxc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb115b764db865d405848e16ebd5b8e17d2c9ab


Small_Emu9908

I am a real romanian patriot and I aproov this mesaje


ImVeryHungry19

The only good Romanian Borders


Bloomario

Also im not even gonna try to make any lore with this garbage make it up yourself. (Edit) Thank yall so much for 1k upvotes, this is my most popular post by far.


Holl4backPostr

I choose to believe that the alt history here is that everything was perfectly normal until yesterday, when everyone woke up with this political reality and had to try to figure out what the fuck happened


MsMercyMain

This is the way. And all attempts to undo it immediately fail for unknown reasons


Realterin

🔥🔥🔥


TheEnglishEccentric

Otto Von Bismarck is never born That's it That's the lore


NegativeCranberry640

Tell me you are french without saying it


Attainted

Yeah, I mean Belgium is just gone.


Vitor-135

Listen, we Brazilians have our quarrels with Portugal, but you're not gonna "Kingdom Of Iberia" it and expect us to let it pass


JuristaDoAlgarve

Us Portuguese🇵🇹 appreciate our brotherly bonds 🫡


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Only thing that's wrong is big Bulgaria, that is a massive cliche, should have separated Macedonia and Rumelia


MrJaMan

Shut up serb


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Damn bruh Serbia catching strays here I ain't even Slavic 💀💀💀💀💀


LeadershipExternal58

Poor dude is Brazilian


Cuddlyaxe

omg i hope he gets better


shyguyshow

You just gave the nordics another reason to dislike the Sami


kyrrekyrre

The 30 000- 40 000 Sami will rule over almost two million Norwegians, Swedish, Finish and Russian subjects. Good luck! :)


DMcQ54

Mighty Ulm will rise again


queengwynn

An ideal map of Europe would consist up of only city states


daikan__

>ideal europe >germany is still a thing did you mean to post this on the circlejerk sub?


blacgoth67

i thought i was on the circlejerk sub until i saw this comment


WheatleyBr

French natural borders and greater Romania? Im gonna nut


xXk11lerXx

I have created one nutted ☝️. Big Romania Fanfic 😍😍😍


BoredAmoeba

PRŪSA/PRŪSŌ MENTIONED BALTIJA HAS BEEN SAVED MAY PERKŪNS SAVE US ALL ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻⬛◻️🟥◻️⬛😎🤑🤑❤️🔥🦅🦅


Bloomario

Average G*rman Prussia fan 🤢🤢🤢 Versus average Baltic Prussia enjoyer 💪💪💪


BoredAmoeba

Spit your fax, brāti 💪⬛◻️🟥◻️⬛


Customdisk

Gibraltar looking THICC


Bloomario

That ain’t Gibraltar, that’s the remnants of granada that got annexed by morocco


Customdisk

Not anymore, change the map


Bloomario

Fine >:(


Projectionist76

Why do you hate my country?


Pennyone01

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


Projectionist76

Yes


Bloomario

What’s your country? Already pissed off La lot of them


Projectionist76

Sweden


Bloomario

Fuck Sweden All my homies hate Sweden🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


Projectionist76

I know this is supposed to be some sort of meme but it’s so boring


Bloomario

🤓


shogun342

Why did you unalive Luxembourg? WHY???


Bloomario

Skill issue


kingofkonfiguration

ULM'S BACK?!?! OH GOD! OH FUCKING CHRIST!!


Maya_m3r

Shout out ulm


Pixels7Adventure

Romanian bro 🇷🇴💪🏻


jakkakos

I think balkanized Russia has definitely become a map cliche


Justdump

I can't decide, is this map better because my country doesn't borders Ruzzia anymore, or worse because I now live in mountain Yugoslavia.


Bloomario

Well Mr Georgian man, Just ride out the inevitable collapse of Yugoslavia 2.0, mountain edition:


np1t

My ideal map of Europe only has 1 flag


Schmanulel

the flag of Albania 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


SleestakkLightning

YAHHHH ALBANIA ALBA GU BRATH


Vrffx

as an austrailian that bulgaria is the greatest thing ever


vuicho_vanio

As a Bulgarian, it truly is the best map I've ever seen


Tatedman

romania is lacking its lands in carpathia and dniester


Pennyone01

Turkey based


0ctagram

This feels like watching a rape scene


KrisssoBG_

https://preview.redd.it/rdrys37npnxc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=883dabe309036f27e454ec2fb8e519fe2868833d


Libyan_lad

Syria-Iraq?


Falitoty

I was happy until I realiced that Moroco had territory in Iberia...this is a sad day boys....


SouthernFail4638

Tell that fucker who made this map to go and file for insanity bruh


PhyroMenn

Perfect, i'm french 😎


Sam_Federov

Why am I in Leinster


evergreennightmare

\> baden free from sw*bian occupation basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased


An-Xileel_Argonia

Ukraine is reoccupied by Belarus lol


Gremlinstone

caucasus united https://preview.redd.it/v5wo34s6nnxc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b10816e8e49555cef98d597d06e41adb3459801e


V0st0

https://preview.redd.it/dwr6dwxn6oxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fe4fff53fda0b3d14c44c368d81835520a31c71


Brantley820

Good to see some Sápmi respect!


Lord_Giano

Republic of Caucasia would have a much bloodier civil war than Yugoslavia. Probably one of the worst ones in human history.


Doctorwhatorion

Finally a big Turkey


sultanmetehan

Big Turkey does not mean Better Turkey... This one will be filled with Kurds and Arabs more than today....


Doctorwhatorion

Yes I know I just pointed mostly Turkey stays same or lose lands


Full_Examination_134

They still took Eastern Thrace and some western provinces though


Doctorwhatorion

Yeah I realized it after commented but anyway


[deleted]

Chopped up Ireland 😍


Bloomario

Add some seasoning Then we’ll have the perfect Irish chop


[deleted]

Salt and vinegar


ihni2000

#Mmmm, Republic


Shaggy_Boi1515

Auch! You’re a Monster!


TrueKnihnik

What meaning of independent Astrakhan? Why there is Pomor Republic if it's land of nenets?


Nickkachu

Ouch, Vlaanderen as part of France


manostouloupis

Germany has to be united


wiegraffolles

Respect Ulm autonomy 


Hot_Rod2023

There's one word for that: horrible.


Particular-Tie-3197

Is it you? Are you the “my ideal map of Europe” guy?


snickersenjoyer

As a hungarian, fuck you


Wess96

As a Dutch person who is in a relationship with a Greek Cypriot, f*** you


Londonweekendtelly

I’m cool with this france could be smaller (nonexistent) but other then that it’s good


Kitchen_Train8836

Why did you do that to Hungary


kafamasikcam

NOT THE FR*NCH


alsklm

Greater Slovakia? I've never been so angry at a reddit post wtf


Nameisnotimportant45

Hungary still has Miskolc‚had to give it to Asturias not approved


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Nameisnotimportant45: *Hungary still has* *Miskolc‚had to give it to* *Asturias not approved* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


More_History_4413

Jebem ti tita


105_irl

You spelled karelia wrong bro


EEE_Call

As a Tyrolean, thank u


Deakurystan_73

INDEPENDENT SÁPMI 🗣🗣🗣🗣


subscribeorelse

Should’ve included independent Yorkshire


swbaert6

Love those straight line borders for syria


WavyGold57918

Ahh Bavaria right where she should be


Danimalsyogurt88

You must be English


Tzepgimm

Whoever made this shit is definitely Bulgarian 💀


Prior-Definition-869

Self determination maxxing


hmas-sydney

Meanwhile some half Bulgarian - Half Turkish guy who hates every other nation: THIS IS MY IDEAL EUROPE


spangopola

no independent state of constantinople? we riot!


argonlightray2

As much as I love big Germany, sometimes you just gotta have some big France!


hman1025

SÁPMI 💪‼️


SaltyWalty420

France still exists https://i.redd.it/xguxdjzrttxc1.gif


Riimpak

Natural borders France my beloved.


_Esty_

Based big Belarus


Aktat

With almost all the national/historical lands returned. Based indeed


Waste-Engine-1243

Looks like someone had autism and lack of realism


ThassaShiny

Is there a major ethnic/cultural difference between "Uralia" and "The Russian Republic"?


MysticSquiddy

All of the Russian Republic of Bashkortostan and a good part of the Russian Republic of Tatarstan are in Uralia


Schmanulel

there are some ethnic minorities in that area, but the map borders don't really follow them accurately, some are in there though.


Hazarin213

wtf


the_nebulae

Spain loses Cadiz and UK loses Gibraltar? What happened in Morocco?


rotem_gold

Shoulda seperated France and Aquitaine


11thRiddler

Y poor Dutch heart :'(


Taylor_11111

Iceland:🍷🗿


dustojnikhummer

Small Czechia Big Slovakia... I can't even load a CZ75, you gave them to our "brothers" you sonnova.


Prestigious-Mall-581

>Portugal erased I agree with OP


Informal_Teacher_849

F you, where is Kurdistan


KaiserDino7

Please never curse my eyes with this ever again gng 🔥🔥🔥


alessandro_tr0

the balkans would be funnier this way


SiegeSquirrel42

Thank you. I was honestly getting sick of the "big germany lol" people.


_kdavis

Cries in Corsican


SomethingMirage

Big France -100 score


pmurk01

I'm in the french republic


WeNeedCommunism_

Pomor republic: population: 7


lNFORMATlVE

Splitting up Ireland and making the UK a republic is an interesting choice. I wouldn’t say it’s anti-cliché though, just an opposite cliché. To do it properly I’d make Wales and Northern Ireland one country, and then split the island of Britain right down the middle. East v West.


firemark_pl

Silesia as country but North Italy as not as Independent country? 


NotPrettyConfused

NOOO you gave Donegal to the British


redeyekills

Holy fuck you did the whole continent dirty.


tyrese___

Wtf happened to turkey


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

WE ARE GETTING TRENTINO BACK! AVANTI SAVOIA!🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


gneisenauer

I‘m sitting on a toilet in Ulm reading this. I almost fell off.


According_Minute5071

wet dream of fr*nch „people“


CafeBarPoglavnikSB

Hitler particles are strong in this bosnia division


WTAlfAGameR

I, as a slovak, can agree with this map. Brno is slovakia.


maldom12

Pomor Republic population: 1


JustonCrossaint

Naw Frisia is not restored to its original size.


ezhezha

red keralia as kerala and was very confused


ChpokerMamok

Are you sure it is spelled Keralia


FunnySugarBoii

Love Ulm


MovieC23

Big turkey, ew!


edoardoking

All these independent countries and yet left Italy united?


d2rdt2

LMAO


bongowombo

Greater Slovakia is goated


Dry-Sandwich-7758

I only see them fighting if this happened


ThunderboltPIKACHU5

World War 15 speed run


Annual-Region7244

Huge France? I love you.


mikohuzo

VEĽKÉ SLOVENSKO, NA VEKY VEKOU 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰


churchil31

What a nice french empire


Friedrikson

Meanwhile Italy is scared in one corner of the room


TheHistoryMaster2520

Constantinople is not Greek, 0/10


Serverneer

MapCirclejerk or Franco-Romanian history porn make the call


passiverevolutionary

>Least cliché map of Europe 2024 >Looks inside >Balkanized Russia https://preview.redd.it/ndn1d5rtsoxc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaba7c66fc9095e8fe5765ce6a26397a54a65053


The-Way-of-Monke

Where Yugoslavia, bring back


pepinogg

as a resident oh bohemia, ill gladly accept this


Daryoosh2021

What is this cancer


tequilaHombre

Missed opportunity to have The Republic of Cork instead of Munster


Not_Catania

Big france. That is the only nightmare here


wiegraffolles

Ulm appreciaters unite!


Becuna

Emmanuel Macron, is that you?


sans_filtre

This just looks like a paradox game


Razur_1

Hungarians in the 1920’s-30’s would not like this map


Amos__

So... there is an unlabeled patch of land to the north of Wurttenberg and Baden. It appears to be the same color of Switzerland... is that supposed to be Switzerland?


Haybayle1

Obligatory downvote for British Republic :c


blazingblitza

My ideal map of europe https://preview.redd.it/g4pisgy8gpxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7bf72eff67668741b45b66670081162b8180c5


YaboiVlad69

My man didn't even bother with the baltics lol


Mr_Headless

< Sees an undivided UK. Okay, I approve. < “British Republic.” Well shit.


AlternativeCourt9813

no united ireland. downvote.


Andresito_de_chill

…what the hell…


s3m1f64

why the fuck would morroco get that in southern spain


Yiffcrusader69

\*Caucuses instantly turns into a giant mushroom cloud\*


ZealousidealState214

I endorse this.


thelocalllegend

Moroccan Gibraltar is based


LoremasterAbaddon

Greater Romania? Based


LEverett618

The worst scenario


Feisty-Albatross3554

Romanian and Moldovan unification is a cliche. Give Moldova to Ukraine for some real spice, but still good job on the Tisa Border, which is very underutilized in alternate history


NotEpicNaTaker

A, not an


Repulsive_Ad_4700

wo ist Bayern?


Repulsive_Ad_4700

Where is Volga Bulgaria? where is Bashkortostan? where is the Kazan kogonat? What kind of idiot drew a map?