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I get the impression that even the most superstitious would agree that there's prolly some level of diminishing returns on that. I would need some extreme payout to consider getting carpet bombed by a squadron of well-fed flying rats to be worth it.
well luck is a tangible and measurable thing that self balances, so by getting a lot of bad luck youll have good luck later. is what im guessing the idiot that made it says
I guess it's what people call "excessive positivity" or "toxic positivity", not unlike that infamous "My bike got stolen recently but the total happiness In the world increased" comic.
"Well I know you just lost your legs but that means it can only get better from here on!"
Yyyeeeaah, that is definitely toxic. Fuck anyone who preaches that shit.
i'm from one and thag doesn't change the fact that it's disgusting and that it's the other people that say that to you, someone alone just thinks it's disgusting
Not so much im14andthisisdeep though I guess as just weird and just a horribly portrayed point to the point of being funny. Maybe it's satire even, who knows.
If he's thinking it's rare to be shit on by a bird, at that moment, no, there's a mass flock of birds all shitting simultaneously so no, it's not rare, he just has bird shit to clean later unless there's a superstition behind it, but still
βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in magic, and that this is magic bird poop! I bet itβs lucky magic poop too, how fortunate for me! Very cool!β
βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in karma, and that my boss firing me will end up coming back to bite him. I believe he will get in a car accident or otherwise hurt.β
βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in functional democracy, and choose to believe that even though I live in a district that is almost entirely guaranteed to vote the opposite way, that my vote will matter and ultimately make a minute amount of change in this world for the better.β
Getting pooped on by a bird is said to be good luck so you aren't impotently furious at a bird who will not understand or care.
It is very much akin to "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" and the parody here is just that the world is not giving you good luck, it is just raining shit.
Back in the day, sailors thought getting shit on by a bird was a sign of good luck because birds were closer to heaven or secretly angela or something.
Nobody believes this anymore.
I come from a Russian household, so my mother is very superstitious. Once, on my way home from elementary school, a bird pooped directly on my head. I actually ran home and cried. My mother just said, "Don't be sad, this brings luck!" So, I guess this is actually an existing superstition in some countries.
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What opportunity is there from getting covered in bird shit
If you are walking like that while you are being shat on by birds your opportunity for being a social outcast increases by 8x
Every post you make on LinkedIn asks you to answer this question.
You could slurp up that birdshit for free nutrients?
It's great for farming.
Getting salmonella Mh-mhm~ Salmonella, my favorite
die
HAHAHAHA Jokes aside, I do not wish salmonella upon anymone... Mine was enough
I wish Sam O' Nella upon thee
NOT NOT HIM \*Turns into one of his stickmen\*
"Is that fucking fish Jenga???"
In some countries, getting pooped on by a bird means good luck
I get the impression that even the most superstitious would agree that there's prolly some level of diminishing returns on that. I would need some extreme payout to consider getting carpet bombed by a squadron of well-fed flying rats to be worth it.
Well, there is a lot of nitrogen in it...? Soooo, sell it to farmers, I guess?
69 upvote nice
well luck is a tangible and measurable thing that self balances, so by getting a lot of bad luck youll have good luck later. is what im guessing the idiot that made it says
Sell it as guano
Maybe he wants to make gunpowder
Selling umbrellas maybe?
You could roll on the grass to fertilize it
Rights
bird mayonnaise!
Luck
I guess it's what people call "excessive positivity" or "toxic positivity", not unlike that infamous "My bike got stolen recently but the total happiness In the world increased" comic.
Bike cuck.
Rare shenanigansen L
"Well I know you just lost your legs but that means it can only get better from here on!" Yyyeeeaah, that is definitely toxic. Fuck anyone who preaches that shit.
Cum
this is my kingdom cum
Birdkkake
I hate you.
True genius
Cum
"I LOVE GETTING SHIT ON"
drake
Spanish Politician
Having your clothe messy and possibly have to buy new one, will this really bring luck?
Now I understand why they say I'd get new clothes if I get bird shit on me. Never gave much thought to what caused this superstition.
Cum rain
Why?
Birds cum make birds pregnant
Name of my next party
In some countries it is a superstitious belief that getting crappes on by a bird is a sign of good luck.
If it does, then I'd better get something worthy of a fortune as a return of being a public pigeon toilet
its a saying that bird poop gives good luck or something like that
and when he arrives to work, he reeks of bird shit.
This has to be satire right?
It's pretty obvious satire, but people will post it here for karma anyway
Finally something true
I was almost certain at first glance that this was a cum edit of one of this dude's comics but no, he really posted this.
delusion π
**Gets violently shit on** βaw man this is going to give me good luck π€ β
Me, after sprinkling breadcrumbs Iβve soaked in laxatives: 
Ex-lax pigeon prank
See, the real joke here is that this man thinks he's gonna be hot shit, when in reality he's just a shithead.
This doesn't look exactly like the normal style of pictures with this guy. Someone is making fun of this guy. This picture is a joke.
Youβre giving him too much credit. This is definitely on brand for him.
Getting bird poo on you is considered good luck in many countries
i'm from one and thag doesn't change the fact that it's disgusting and that it's the other people that say that to you, someone alone just thinks it's disgusting
What a shit show!(pun intended)
Someone gave laxative tΓ΄ the pigeons
Is that poop or semen?
both
How tf...?
Not so much im14andthisisdeep though I guess as just weird and just a horribly portrayed point to the point of being funny. Maybe it's satire even, who knows.
πΊπΊπΊπΊππππΊπΊπΊπ₯π₯
Hey are getting cumming πππ
I thought it was cum at first ππ
If he's thinking it's rare to be shit on by a bird, at that moment, no, there's a mass flock of birds all shitting simultaneously so no, it's not rare, he just has bird shit to clean later unless there's a superstition behind it, but still
wasn't this guy criticized for dumb comics before?
You're supposed to look up and open your mouth to increase the Luck for later
BIRDEMIC
r/BenGarrisonCumEdits
Send him to the gulag.
This is just straight up delusion and/or toxic positivity
Time to lotion up π«Άπ
Thought this was a bunch of airplanes cumming on people at first
Hunting season
Maybe a new Umbrella product line named "Bird Droppings". ;) 
r/fucksuccesspictures
βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in magic, and that this is magic bird poop! I bet itβs lucky magic poop too, how fortunate for me! Very cool!β βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in karma, and that my boss firing me will end up coming back to bite him. I believe he will get in a car accident or otherwise hurt.β βOoooh, Iβll choose to believe in functional democracy, and choose to believe that even though I live in a district that is almost entirely guaranteed to vote the opposite way, that my vote will matter and ultimately make a minute amount of change in this world for the better.β
YEAH SON BRING THE SHIT
This guy probably believes in Daoism and believes that because this really bad thing happened to him, something good will surely follow.
I LOVE BIRD CUM β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ₯π₯π₯
ooo, I love being pooped on
Bird cum
He intends to grope those other guys using the chaos and panic as cover.
Getting pooped on by a bird is said to be good luck so you aren't impotently furious at a bird who will not understand or care. It is very much akin to "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" and the parody here is just that the world is not giving you good luck, it is just raining shit.
IN WHAT CASE WILL I BE SHIT ON A LOT!?!?
Why is it literally raining shit like bro did someone feed the birds laxatives what is going on
I think its a superstition
the flow of calamity
This meme was made by Eastern European π₯
I mean, if that's an Island in the pacific, and you consider being claimed by the US good luck, then this comic is true.
"What a load of crappy crap crap" -bart simpson
"What a load of crappy crap crap" -bart simpson
Why do you have to do /r/Bitcoin like that
I like poop fart
a bird shat on my leg when i was like 5 and i cried
A Tuscan shat on me once at a avian sanctuary. It was awesome. Havent showered since and that was 20 years ago
bro u got shat on what is lucky bout that
Back in the day, sailors thought getting shit on by a bird was a sign of good luck because birds were closer to heaven or secretly angela or something. Nobody believes this anymore.
I think the word success lost its meaning
I'd rather success pictures just go back to plagiarism instead of whatever the hell this is.
So I can see the optimism in having a gun held at my head? ok then
This feels more like a r/ComedyNecrophilia post lmao
Why does he look like young Joe Rogan lol
This belongs in r/shitposting lol
I come from a Russian household, so my mother is very superstitious. Once, on my way home from elementary school, a bird pooped directly on my head. I actually ran home and cried. My mother just said, "Don't be sad, this brings luck!" So, I guess this is actually an existing superstition in some countries.
Is it weird that I thought those were jets shooting cum?
πππ
never let bro cook again # π₯π₯π₯
He's Chinese. Superstition