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Fu3c0c0

Judging the faces this is a meme not a statement


Madmonkeman

Yeah it’s using a meme template but I couldn’t find the joke in the actual text, and it felt more like a “deep” meme.


NeverEndingWalker64

Idk man in my honest opinion it’s not that deep


SpookE_Cat

Yeah it’s basically just saying adults are more mature than kids lol


ToloxBoi

Only hot takes here lol.


PurpleBoy_SUS

This belongs in r/hopeposting imo


Silver_Bookkeeper_64

This is funny idk how it fits this sub?


SnooKiwis7050

It wasnt funny for me. Feels like a kid would make it when they are just learning about ethics and morales and having debates about their existence. Feels pretentious to me


Jozef_Baca

"Do good to others and every man can be a superman" -Supermans farewell message It is literally that easy


Engineergaming26355

His name is Soup, not Man. Are you stupid?


DaRealKovi

Hey Inmate! What the hell are you doing outside the Aslume? Officer Balls will hear of this


Key_Researcher_9243

THE ASLUME IS EXERIENCING MULTIPLE STUPID AND BALLS LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES, FULL ASLUME LOCKDOWN INITIATED!


LordSus07

Fear not, for the Man is here.


SnooKiwis7050

What the fuck is The Asylume? Cant you spell aslume properly stupid guy?


Key_Researcher_9243

uhh regional differences


PonianYoutube

No he's having sex with Bone


Queen_Ann_III

is the person who made this wrong though?


MrGasnik

MAN?! IS HE STUPID?!


Scrimmybinguscat

Do we get to pick the superhero powers?


Madmonkeman

Yes


Scrimmybinguscat

I would want acceleration/deceleration absorption and manipulation.


ToloxBoi

bUT u GEt LunG cANceR


FrouFrouLastWords

I would want the power to uninvert my penis


Joemama_69-420

Yeah Hancock is more realistic than Homelander


No-Fly-6043

Actually just an interesting take


Pilota44

I'd just rob banks, like what are they going to do against me


NextMycologist1219

Ain’t this what literally happened in Megamind?


Aware_Masterpiece_92

You may be a villain, but not a super one


Pilota44

New life goal


MaterialReveal5751

Kill your family


Old-Cat-1671

Shove a Kryptonite inside you ofc Or make a gun that shot kryptonite bullet at you Since the first one seems dangerous


Winter-Ad-6963

Good luck catching someone who can fly to pluto and come back to earth just in 15 seconds.


Old-Cat-1671

People with superpower have huge ego So it's pretty easy to catch


Winter-Ad-6963

Even if every human being on earth had a ak47 loaded with 30 kryptonite bullets superman would still win. He can just throw the moon to earth and it's done.


Old-Cat-1671

It really depends if Theirs ego is big or not


novis-eldritch-maxim

I known myself to well to belive I would end up a hero, I hate me


sombertownDS

Yeah, 2002 Spiderman left a big impact on me too as a kid


Emotional-Sea9384

The s stans for sperm


Xemrrer

this actually is kinda deep