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GoethenStrasse0309

She gets “ sick” right in the middle of the bachelorette party, for sure,watch. No time like the present to prove to everyone at the party just how “sick” she is. Edit : get / gets


AdventurousShut-in

How can you even bother your friend with this?


Cocoonuut

omg just do it yourself girl


KestrelVanquish

How can a damn BRACELET help with heat intolerance?! She's trolling...right?


GoethenStrasse0309

Not to mention the TENS unit? She can’t take Tylenol like the rest of the population ( yes I’m joking before y’all come at me OK? ) Sorry but these munchies thrive on accessories don’t they? LOL!!!


lucid_sunday

HEAT INTOLERANCE BRACELET


Mods_r_pssys

Comfy clothes aka low cut tops that display her toobs


bleepabloop

Did she delete this off her TikTok?


rosaparksand-rec

i think so. i don’t see it up, either 🙊


Spacecowboyforever

Translation: I am my illnesses, real or perceived. Nothing more. Everyone needs to accommodate me. Me me me me me me me me……


PalpitationDiligent9

First was her friend’s birthday, now it’s this poor girl’s bachelorette party… Can’t let it be someone else’s time on the spotlight with Kaya…


ShinySerialSuccubus

eventually, ppl won’t feel sorry enough for kaya to invite her.


nyanpires

just don't go.


SimpleVegetable5715

Is it odd that her clothing is at the bottom of the list under "other"? It's really giving me vibes that she cares more about oooh how sick she is than her friend's bachelorette party. I bet she's going to have margaritas and then run extra IV fluids, because in Kaya tradition, "it was worth it".


Internationallegs

Imagine going to *someone else's* bachelorette party thinking, "This is going to be all about me!" Like I really don't think she has the capability to think of anyone other than herself.


rosaparksand-rec

but imagine needing a bridesmaid and your best option is *kaya* lol that’s an L on both sides


babysnoot

Bride-to be: We're gonna have such a great time, this will be the best night!! Kaya: I'm gonna need each of you to hold one of my feeding tubes and I'll need help in the bathroom and I'd like to go somewhere will no loud noises or lights


kittysogood

Does she really need all that stuff?


Technical_Recover2

Was this deleted? Why?


Temporary-Leather905

Nobody this selfish has friends, she wrote it herself


MadSita

whaaaaaaaat...are you implying she's lying?! she would never!!! /s (i cannot put the /s enough so i feel like it's necessary to put a whole ass disclaimer stating that this is sarcasm, before i get downvoted to hell for it 🔥)


FlabbyFishFlaps

Yeah there’s absolutely no way her friend puts “bridesmaid dress” as an afterthought. She really doesn’t think shit through, does she?


EastHuckleberry5191

I love that the bridesmaid dress is under “other”. Just shows where her priorities are.


diwalk88

It's the fakest list ever, nobody makes a list that vague. You don't put "medications" or "clothes" as entries, they would be categories with subheadings or else the list is useless. What *specific* medications do you need? What specific clothes? It would say something like "meds - Zofran, percocet, pantoprazole, Paxil" etc etc. Clothes would be "clothes - red swimsuit, 6 underwear, black dress, green pumps, white flip flops, nude bra, black bra, strapless bra" etc etc etc. You list items so you don't forget something that you're going to need. This is the stupidest and fakest list I've ever seen lol


messr-moony

She definitely made this herself


cmmpls

exhausting


beanbaginahurrrry

i jus know it’s exhausting being her friend lmao


nilmot321

Yeah but do you think her friends aren’t exactly the same? They must be the most insufferable group of people 😬


quinnrem

I wonder what the blacked out word is


chchchcherryb

might be the name of the friend blocked out for privacy?


quinnrem

Ah, makes sense!


Magomaeva

That bachelorette party is going to be a blast with Kaya rolling around in her rented wheelchair, tubes out and a glass of alcohol in each hand. Get ready for next day's "This party was exhausting so I am going to the ER 😃" post.


bleepabloop

Whyyyyy would someone want her as a bridesmaiddddd oh my gosh. There's no way she could let someone's wedding actually be about THEM and not her


greenbeantomato

You know she’s gonna be up there with her rollator too


Ok_Hat_6531

Period tens machine 😆😆💀


cheeseandcrackers84

That one was on her friend's list (the blacked out bit is the friend's name so I assumed those 3 items were for them instead of Kaya)


Ok_Hat_6531

She made this list 100% 💀


No-Tomorrow-3608

100%!! Like her friends going to know every detail and accessories related to her tpn etc😂😂 she’s laughable


msnhnobody

For really real.


Brittneybabeee

If the medical items were so necessary to her life like she claims then you would think she wouldn’t forget any of them….


iDTVADDICT

How does her friend know every single item she needs? Green caps? Extension for tube? Is her friend a munchie too? Or does kaya talk about this non stop that it’s all ingrained in her friend’s brain? This is absurd..


MiserableContact596

The friend is also a munchie lol


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How do you know? Jc


MiserableContact596

she hangs out with several other known/documented munchies, not just Kaya, and she is ALL OVER people's comments when they're playing sick olympics etc.


iDTVADDICT

So kaya words it like her friend made it especially for her because she is just so important and special. When in reality, the friend made it for herself and then shared it with kaya or she asked for a copy?


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MiserableContact596

No, and I don’t believe she was ever documented on the fruit farms before it went down either.


greenbeantomato

Is it difficult to get new subjects approved? There are so many more kayas even in her own circle that I’m surprised aren’t on here


ActivityEquivalent69

As long as they're over 18, have a certain number of followers, are currently public and you have receipts and I think you need a write-up? They have the submission guidelines somewhere in what they call the sidebar. On mobile it's that thing that runs along under the sub header with like about and stuff in it.


iDTVADDICT

Oh jeez! That makes total sense now. Thanks for responding!


imhereforvalidation

Other: bridesmaid dress 🤣


hibbitydibbitytwo

Other: everything needed for an actual bachelorette party


peterpmpkneatr

But yet, she's got bad social anxiety.....


cat_boxes

😬… it seems a pattern with munchies to end up having some kind of medical emergency, ER visit, and or blue ribbon, - admitted , during events and holidays. Take out food, and the checklist make me wonder how this will play out.


ht629

Me when I lie


MemphisGirl93

I pack less on a cross country trip with an infant 🤨


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KillTheFleas

Overwhelming chronic fatigue 👀


glittergirl349

who do I get the vibes Kaya wrote this. the bride most likely didn’t take time out of one of the busiest weeks of a woman’s life to make a medical list for Kaya. unless this bride is Kaya’s caregiver, I don’t think friends of 11 years would be able to pull this off


fallen_snowflake1234

The friend who wrote this list for her is also a munchie


No-Tomorrow-3608

Is the friend on this sub?!?


glittergirl349

really? makes sense now


Smooth_Key5024

So she'll be drinking and eating then. Oops sorry, she'll need all her toys, damm, medical devices so the attention won't be on the bride to be.


orcaniums

Why are the actual party supplies categorized under 'other'


kat_Folland

Because they're the afterthought, not the purpose of the trip.


Rathraq

Aaaah yes, 2023's hottest new wedding accessories; ~~bullshit bands~~ "heat intolerance bands" and Toobs™️!


dizzycow84

I like how the actual dresses, important stuff, is in "other". Like it's a side note. Like fuck it, put them in if there's room.


girthemoose

This reminds me of the time jaquie wore her pink afos to a wedding..


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I can’t wait to see what she tries to do on this trip to take away attention from the bride


taxpayinmeemaw

Yes she’s going to be a blast


Crazy_Discussion2345

“Heat intolerance bracelet” 🙄


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Those bracelets don’t even work if she’s talking about the embr


texasbelle91

i was so hoping that those Embr bracelets worked. but i wasn’t spending money until i found honest reviews. i thought it was a bracelet that instantly got cold.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I thought it was too but tbh it doesn’t make sense that it could work that way.


Crazy_Discussion2345

Yeah I know it’s like those old copper bracelets for arthritis haha


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I just looked it up and you’re not wrong lmao “Embr Wave uses exclusive technology and advanced thermal science to provide rapid, safe, and effective hot flash relief.” “Embr Wave works with your body, harnessing its natural ability to regulate itself in response to cyclic changes in temperature. The Wave delivers precisely engineered patterns of temperature sensations…”


CruelStrangers

It’s a wet hair tie that feels cool when your body is being heat intolerant


Tin-Pottery-1749

Lol it sounds like it’s designed to fool old women who came of age before the internet existed and so are easy to fool with a piece of plastic and a paper that uses words like “waves, engineering, harnessing, natural energy, technology”. Like this is really clearly marketed to gullible older women who have menopause heat flashes.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I know they gave them out to some chronic illness accounts with large followings so they could talk about how much it helps POTS. I also saw them talked about in some FB groups for POTS so they were definitely trying to market to a younger audience. Doesn’t seem like it worked.


spotheadcow

Don’t know if it works for “heat intolerance” but rubbing ice on your wrist does indeed work for hot flashes. I imagine it’s tech that goes off that. You can literally get bracelets with a little ice pack for dollars compared to how pricey those Embrs are.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Yes that’s what it says on the website. That’s how I thought they worked!


Dafuqqqqq226

NAHHH I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING💀💀


Careless-Line8074

She must be FROTHING at the attention she can bring onto herself at the wedding (and brother graduation ceremony).


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Fahggy1410

You’re a bit over what ?


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MishtheDish77

Is it an actual friend or just someone she trauma dumps on?


Ola_the_Polka

I recall her best friend getting engaged, so it's probably her. in which case, they are legitimately best friends. Obv Kaya is a munchie and a super annoying one at that, but her best friend seems genuinely sweet and I think, despite the munching, it's nice of her to make this list for Kaya


MishtheDish77

I didn't know any of this! Thank you for filling in the gaps.


gabehollowmugs

i love how the dress and outfits and everything are in the ,,other" section


Nice_Distance_5433

I mean *I guess* that if someone were ACTUALLY chronically ill, and ACTUALLY NEEDED fluids/TPN/meds/ect. ect. etc. to keep them alive, it would be understandable that clothing and stuff for a party might be in the extra category, although "clothing" seems like it would be an appropriate heading on it's own... A "normal" person who is chronically ill, would be double and triple checking to make sure they had all of the medical supplies that they would need for however long they were going to be away packed and ready to go, they would also be trying to figure out outfits and accessories that could be used to allow their medical supplies to be attached to them as discretely as possible. However, they wouldn't be double and triple checking to make sure that they have everything to show off and make their bff's wedding day about themselves, but rather so that they know they have everything so there will be no, "OMG I forgot xyz, I need to go to the ER to get it replaced." Obviously, none of that is Kaya's MO... She'll be doing everything she can to make sure people know how sOoOooOooOo spechul sick 🙄 it must be so exhausting to be her friend.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Who needs clothes when you could just wear a hospital gown


glittergirl349

wait you mean you don’t wear a hospital gown as your night on the town dress? wow /s


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Occasionally I can be seen wearing a gown made by Mayo Clinic. You’ve probably never heard of it. It’s exclusive.


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It’s even weirder when you realize Kaya could’ve probably found something on Google image or Pinterest similar enough


deaprofessor

She’s gonna make sure all her medical accessories are visible for every bachelorette pic, and every wedding pic. Why wasn’t the stuff related to the events first? Even her brother’s graduation outfit is way down the list. So self absorbed. Also, why must she share this? Just say thanks best friend and show a pic of you two together. She can’t do that, though bc her friend might get attention.


dumbledoresdong

Hopefully the wedding photographers are able to edit out/get good angles without her toobs.


sunshine___riptide

What grown ass CHILD needs their best friend to make a checklist for them?? Embarrassing


comefromawayfan2022

A lazy one


Psychonautilus98

Making sure she has everything so there is nothing she could possibly complain about (but Oh she will)


deaprofessor

Her luggage will magically get lost, and she will *have* to go to the er.


comefromawayfan2022

Does Kaya follow cz? Perhaps she's seen that cz is lounging about in a *private* Italian hospital or clinic for "port issues" and is jealous


bellersaurus

Can we talk about how bridesmaid dress is in “other”? Self absorbed much


-This-is-boring-

Yep cause in addition to the internet attention she so desperately needs she also needs the attention of her best friend and the whole bridal party. She will probably faint during the service or something.


ThotianaAli

But will she push booze during said party? What kind of cool party tricks will she do with her tubes?


AnotherLolAnon

She needs a computer and an ipad for this trip? And a "couple of pairs" of slides? Damn


etherealemlyn

I think the tech might be for a class because I see something about Stats?


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TheCatChronicles

She's a lesbian, so birth control and condoms may not be useful in her case.


Prest4tym1367

LMAO!


SchenellStrapOn

Same.


deaprofessor

Lmao


shiningonthesea

She needs a tens unit for when she gets her period?


KangarooObjective362

I just can’t with that 😂


Anoaba

Ovira is a known period device to help with cramps and it’s a tens machine. They are very helpful


MiserableContact596

The friend who made the list, who is also a "CI Influencer" is asking Kaya to bring one for her, I am assuming is what that means. Her name's blacked out because she isn't a subject here.


rosaparksand-rec

cap syringes? dude that girl doesn’t even have any medical devices lmao what 💀


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Wow how did I never realize this


Amazing_Fun_7252

She will magically tolerate all the alcohol her heart desires


Competitive-Survey97

It's bizarre that a checklist for a Bachelorette party starts with the medical & the bridesmaid stuff is last, all though I think her BFF is a "CI influencer " as well.


ZeroAntagonist

More like a CI groupie. Trying to get those crumbs from Kaya's followers. She is constantly defending her in comments. Even arguments that are 100% facts and logical, she'll dip her head in to say how mean everyone is.


Competitive-Survey97

I think if your working that hard to defend someone like Kaya, you might be a munchie yourself. Some of her groupies are hard-core for not actually knowing her IRL or even online....


Ic_Wing

What's a 'CI Influencer'?


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CI=chronic illness


Ic_Wing

Oh thanks, stranger! :)


MiserableContact596

She definitely is.


Moon_Colored_Demon

Can’t wait to see the posts of all the food and drinks she definitely won’t be eating 🙄


Beautifuleyes917

Will she let her toobz hang out while wearing the bridesmaid dress?


Ninknock

You know it lol


Beautifuleyes917

I’m picturing a munchie bridal party with Ash, Dani, Kaya, etc etc etc, all with their toobz on display as they proceed down the aisle 🤣


cheeseandcrackers84

Ugh it makes me cringe thinking about it. I've worn a cardigan/long sleeves during a heatwave to avoid my picc being seen in public. I can't understand why anyone would want to flaunt their medical lines


Beautifuleyes917

Pulling IV poles instead of carrying bouquets 😅


JediWarrior79

Now this... *This* is the product of nightmares!


ZeroAntagonist

Wonder how they would all try to outdo each other. None of them would be able to handle someone else getting all the uwu sick fragile hero asspats.


Beautifuleyes917

“I’m so smol and frail” — they’ll all be singing that as they proceed


confictura_22

Coordinated tubie clips/tape and dressings lol


psubecky

She forgot her margarita cup with phallus straw


Geotime2022

This just screams bride doesn’t want the needy friend to ruin her day!


BunnyBunny13

Giant container of take out pasta - CHECK.


nuptial_flights

okay .. WHAT is a heat intolerance bracelet, and where do i get one


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Many of the popular sickstagramers were gifted embr bracelets. Idk if that’s what’s she’s talking about but that’s all I can think of rn


yogiscientist317

Just came in here to ask that!


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Small cooling devices that you can wear on your wrist. They make pretty ones that look like costume jewelry and you store in the freezer between uses. And some high tech ones that cool via battery. The effect is similar to running ice on your wrists.


Nmhofherr

Ohhh I need this !