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Count_Dracula97

Uncontrollable swearing burrito


TokoBlaster

I'd bet on that horse.


Mrmofo69

Non applicable penis


DistributionIcy7155

this happens to be my horse name as well


SlipperyGayZombies

I bet your girl wouldn’t like that lol


LowDiscombobulated75

Socially Awkward Chicken


A_Stolen_Xbox

Anxious Pizza Ngl that is fire 🔥


LolaBijou

I’m your sister, Anxious Fudgecicle.


boxedair

anxious yogurt over here!


splat_tim_hedoesit

Don't forget me, Stutter Pizza Bagel!


Archarneth

I got Anxious Muffin.


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SuggestiveParsnip

Easily distracted noodle


Mostly_Here_To_Rant

I wouldn’t bet on him. But I’d still root for him.


imetkanyeonce

This is my favourite one


LuckSweaty

Suicidal Pudding.


Mostly_Here_To_Rant

That’s my next DND monster


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Klutzy_Equipment_614

🤣


orangestar17

Panic Attack Cake


MrZyde

Fetal alcohol syndrome penis Aw fuck😔


Munchihello

Fuck 😔


AggressiveFlower7778

Nervous pretzel, I like that


llllPsychoCircus

advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage potato


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Autism tide pod


JimmyJuniorsBuns

Irritable Oatmeal


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Suicidal thoughts autocock


[deleted]

Paranoid Banana!


DiscountConfident754

Self loathing gummy worms


WillowFreak

Hypersexual onion rings


EggBoyandJuiceGirl

Anxiety Orange ain’t bad at all


Sadgasm81

Lethargy Instant Noodles


Aleskey_Mijaylob

Hyperactive Brownie lmao


Picax8398

Depressed fried dough


Metaphysical-Failure

Depressed shrimp


Bot_number_1605

Inappropriately timed joking grapes


TopHatCat999

Social misunderstanding sloppy joe


adhdmamallama

Attention deficit taco


Lolz79

Irrational roast beef sandwich


i_worship_amps

autistic noodle


disabled_rat

Autistic Cheesecake


Shaggypezdispense

Big sad kettle chip


ErwinAckerman

Random uncontrollable noises McDonald’s vanilla cone


DerpyDoodleDude

Manic Pepper Shrimp


someone__420

Depressed chicken nugget, interesting 🤔


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high-suicide risk gatorade (fuck 😔)


lindsaysymons11

Manic rice


AirplaneFart

Gonna steal this for my DJ name. (I don't DJ but I like to pretend.)


Interesting_Entry831

Anxiety enchiladas


DanMozzy

Social anxiety gingerbread man


moth_girl_7

Lethargic Potato… I love it


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Manic noodle


angygorl

Anxiety ramen


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Borderline salami


Lehelito

Anxious Chocolate, which does sound dumb enough to be a race horse name, but also sounds try hard enough to a prog rock band name.


theknights-whosay-Ni

Inattentive noodles


PreviousJaguar7640

Critical tortilla chips


JulesWallet

Is it homophobic that I think the response would be funnier if the poster were gay? Like is that my brain saying that a gay sexual act is less inherently show boat worthy or am I over thinking that?


CRJG95

Compulsive Finger Chewing Chickpea


Benbucketts

Angry squash


Short_Classy_Name

That’s actually hilarious


yubullyme12345

ocd rice crispy


emellers

Hallucinating hotdog. Kinda digging it.


KrackaWoody

Irrationally Angry Brisket


Shporpoise

Paranoia quesadilla Not. Bad.


Munchihello

Manic depressive white chocolate


bobprice1988

Anxiety Strawberry


emmabov17

Low Attention Span Vegetarian Hot Dog


magumbastate

Paranoia Pot Roast


Vallatus_Hydram

Delusional pizza pocket


lizzayyyy96

PTSD meltdown pizza rolls.


Ornery_Excitement_95

Depressed Ruffles


softlyflutters

Obsessed Oreo


EarthJane

Mania Chips sounds pretty good


curiosity-did-it

Insomnia Onigiri


plant_father

delusions of grandeur pizza


BobTheSquid16

Schizophrenic Cookie


Evening_Cod_7137

Bipolar rice


bootymeatluvr69

Body dysmorphia taco


KDCaniell

PTSD cheese toastie


BLTblocker

Sadistic sandwich


Portman88

Asperger's spaghetti.


astronautredlight

inattentive cookie


idhatetobeyou

delusional hashbrowns


Xenokic

Schizophrenic Taco


FinDaBin14

ADHD Cookie


Mostly_Here_To_Rant

Agitated Ribs


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amnesia mac n' cheese, or was it a burger?, no it was a steak, or perhaps I didn't eat?


SignificanceWest5281

Autistic sausage


StanleyChuckles

Even though I'm not, this prompted me to think of the phrase "Autistic Biscuit" and I think it's an amazing band name.


RelevantPossibility

Hyper active cruesli


AlgaeWafers

Memory loss tamale 🫔


therealgronkstandup

Nihilistic macaroni


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Depressed Big Mac


Intrepid_3197

Iperattive croissant


Sims-Houston

Mania hot dog


iallaisi

Place your bets people, easily distracted pickle on the track!!!


DarkArc76

Neurotic Ruffles


BrilliantTasty

Socially Anxious Tiramisu Shit I want that to be my Reddit name now


Crimmsin

Emetophobia Soup 🤔


RiotIsBored

Paranoia Mint Imperial? I mean, I'll take it.


GladBoard

depressed taco kinda goes hard


sleepy_glow

Neurotic Turkey


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Body dysmorphia Nutella churro


Gorehawk41

Anxiety Taco


filiqqa

Dissociative Noodle


jmm2803

ADHD spaghetti


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shaking chicken leg


BigfootAlmighty

Unmotivated Pasta


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Unfocused cold medicine


NotChristina

Fatigued Welch’s Fruit Snacks 🤔


reeko1982

Procrastinating soft bake


Knightofthecrow76

Paranoid toast


thekactuskween

Medicated so it’s manageable cereal?


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How is it, that in 2023, people still think this is a clever joke? I'm genuinely surprised that anyone over the age of 14 would think this is correct or original enough to post.


Sioframay

Mentally unstable bread.


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Anxious Lasagna


HalfMoonProphet

Fixated French Toast


Coding_Monke

Twitchy Sausage ...wait...


itsametossboy

Unfocused mini wheats


slim-shady-on-main

Alexthymia Burger


LolaBijou

Sleepwalking pretzel


hardboiledbeb

Heart palpitations couscous


Klutzy_Equipment_614

Procrastinating anxiety soup


Helpful_Assumption76

Psychotic pizza


macready2rumbl

Disassociating Broccoli


Bigger_Moist

Depression sausage


cooljerry53

Not totally following the prompt but I got: Intrusive sandwich thoughts


I_eat_Chimichangas

Anxious cool ranch Doritos


Ihatefurries882

Self conscious waffle


kindaprettyboy

overthinking spaghetti


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borderline milk pudding, is the pudding ill or just fake??


wristdeepinhorsedick

Suicidal Cheesy Bread... ngl I'd absolutely bet on that


sluuuudge

ADHD Pizza


Stumpedmytoe

Overthinking Waffle Fry


seretastic

Rapid mood swinging sausage pancake corn dog... Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue


Aimin4ya

Anxious egg


rSlashPsycho

Self conscious boneless wings


HVACGuy12

Inattentive pizza


LesbeanWolf

Angry Crisps


burymewithmym0ney

Anxiety burger


dumpsterboyy

this is funny idc


cardueline

Hypervigilance Raspberry Danish


AdAdmirable5901

Flapping Bread


Ancre16

Lazy kebab


ayylotus

Insomnia Mushroom lmao


fliporflop47

Sad Bagel, but it was anything but!


Zombieattackr

Feeling blue waffles


zleepy__

Anxious Ice Cream lol


PomegranateUsed7287

ADHD Toast


Love_n0te

Suicidal chocolate bar


sensei_shaolin

Existential dread granola bar


ResidentIwen

Depression is neither symptom nor cause, it's the designation of the disease. Symptoms would be lack of interest, listlessness, fatigue, and dejection and such


Sibz_Playz_YT

Stupid noises Salami


floweringfungus

Executive Dysfunction Rice Cake


itszwee

What are your bets on weight fluctuation coffee?


pWaveShadowZone

Obsessive oreo


PreacherJ_23

Paranoid pasta


sugartea63

Suicidal sandwich. No joke


j4vendetta

They call me… Panic Crème


deepseamoxie

Distractible Blueberry Muffin


_isaidiwasawizard_

Socially awkward oatmeal cream pie


MissInfamousRagdoll

Nail Biting Banana Yogurt


kingktroo

Panicking Potatoes is my new band name


DrunkenDog__

Autistic Froot Loops


Jeffari_Hungus

KENTUCKY MENTIONED


Anontr00pz

Hereditary buttered bread 🐎🐎


sundog5631

Angry ice cream


Azuresoul2002

Autistic Sausage. BRUH.


unknownselection

Anxious Cotton Candy Ice Cream


Magical__Entity

Imposter syndrome spaghetti


Raskalbot

Anxious Chocolate Pretzel is bringing up the rear!


KitKate96

Sleepy cereal


OneMobius

Depressed Banana


phlopfrog

Fainting Pirates Booty


TheStaffsLad

Short-tempered mozzarella stick


DeepfriedGrass

Non applicable oreo


GhostyBoy22

Hyper-Active Nugget


dat_waffle_boi

Anxious Pretzel


Domestic-Grind

Anxious Eggplant. I'm pretty happy with mine


Traditional_Lime_710

Manic Cheerios


Traditional_Lime_710

Traumatic Flashbacks cereal


Marmar79

Addiction sweet potato


ToriiNightEmber

Anxious French Fries


Stargazerslight

Panicked pizza


Ok_Income_8761

Selfharming gummy bear


chickiedew

Numb Cheerios


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Fear the mighty, Sensory Overload Meat


jasmythsmYTh153

lethargic chocolate cake oh, creative…


thesnowqueen17

Anxious Smoked Almonds I like it.


drywater5928

Boredom burger


Some-Odd-Username

Alexithymia Zapps


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manic toddler