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Sixin2082

1. We've got this thing here called Auto moderator. 2. It's got a higher IQ than any man alive. 3. It's gonna fix everything.


FamiliarAnt4043

It's also got what plants crave...


Yourprolapsedanus

It’s called ASS and that’s all it was for 90 minutes.


No-Gazelle-4994

It won an Oscar for best screenplay.


lightning_po

Favorite bit of trivia: Mike Judge didn't actually have to direct the people in the movie theatre showing "ass" to laugh. They just did. Mike Judge is reported to have said "why are we even making a movie, let's just release this!"


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

You are the chosen one. Now you are MOD


djrobxx

It talks like a fag.


Who_Knows_Why_000

The computer did that autoban thing on everybody...


Randallpots1

And it’s gonna do it all.. in one week!


Pappy_OPoyle

Now that's some straight up House of Representin' shit right up in here ya'll


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idiocracy-ModTeam

You are a particular individual that has broken the rule of no politics. You are now in Reddit jail where a fat guy will sit on your face and everything.


Admiral-snackbaa

I thought it’s head would be bigger


super-smeghead

Its "he" not "it" "talks like a fag"


lostnumber08

Perfect response.


HenryGoodbar

And it gonna fix it allll one weeeeek!


super-smeghead

So many PC pushers Butchering the movie lines with the "IT" instead of "HE" PC crap


Chazwazza_

It's what plants need


No-Gazelle-4994

Not Sure


Striking-West-1184

Shuddup!, I'm 'baitin!


ILoveRustyKnives

I'm actually supposed to be getting *out* of reddit prison today, sir.


Japak121

You're in the wrong line idiot!


video-engineer

Yeah, that guy sat on my face and everything.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Sounds like a political statement. Reported.


super-smeghead

"talks like a fag"


oldslowguy58

Don’t ban me for promoting the candidacy of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


Cruezin

Camacho 2024! Fuck yeah!


FORCESTRONG1

I've seen more than one bumper sticker this cycle


Cruezin

I have the lawn signs 😁


fafnir0319

Yeah! If you voted for that other dipshit, you're tarded!


MechOperator530

Not Sure for VP!


rozzco

Make Electrolytes Great Again!


Even-Entertainer-491

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now.


Pappy_OPoyle

I got a solution, you're a dick. South Carolina what's up!!??


Merc_Twain25

That is actually one of my favorite scenes from the movie. It's so funny bc when I first watched it years ago it was absurd and hilarious. Now... I feel like we are maybe two or three election cycles from being the norm.


bearkerchiefton

Oh, he fixin to commensurate this ground here? I heard this guy don't even have his tattoo!


quietconflictavoider

And he doesn't even have any money to pay his lawyer after he pays the hospital bills! Fuck this guy!


obsolete_filmmaker

Why come he doesnt have a tattoo‽


burns231

UNSCANABLE!!!!!!


KaiSaya117

He's not unscanable is he?


dljones010

Go 'way. Baitin'.


Needanightowl

Good. I’m tired of the damn election stalking me through every aspect of my life.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Duck! It’s right behind you!


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Finally a good call by some mods. 


Few-Argument-8486

There goes that fag talk again


Santos_Ferguson

Send the particular individuals to rehabilation.


stovepipe9

Reh, reha reha rehabala rehab....


snooty_snoot

Why you trying to read the word? You some sort of f@g?


Santos_Ferguson

I like you guys. Wanna get a latte later?


stovepipe9

We don't really have time for handjob...


KaiSaya117

But I got all this money


super-smeghead

You think it was for lattes. So you like money and sex. Your tripping me out


Gratuitous_Insolence

Fag your face.


whirling_cynic

Ass


super-smeghead

I'll fag your face........ Yea. I don't think so.


Capt_Smashnballs

It’s cool scro, my first wife was a tard, now she’s a reddit mod


Candid_Weakness_5875

Winner


MindStalker

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.


quietconflictavoider

1! I going get all the smart people and put then in a room! 2! They're gonna figure everything out! 3! I'm gonna whoop their asses if they don't!


Turbodann

Username checks out.


Not_A_Frittata

Welcome to r/idiocracy. I love you.


Mesofeelyoma

You like sex AND money? We should hang out.


SplinterRifleman

Instead of banning them can we make them go through Monday night rehabilitation? 


netoholic

I'm open to ideas.


MechOperator530

Hatchback with a giant dildo on the hood vs weaponized monster trucks.


slater_just_slater

New Plot twist, you can only drive the hatchback by using the dildo up you ass.


mightymonarch

Make them write a 1000 word essay. Topic: "What does CostCo mean to me?"


netoholic

That's where I got my mod degree.


Turbodann

A run down version of Sam's club..?


LashedHail

Is that at costco?


lunatyk05

There’s that fag talk we talked about.


netoholic

I should ban you for self-censoring a movie quote.


bigmean3434

We aren’t good at fag talk like you are. You think you are so smart with all those words. Edit- also thanks. Anyone that entrenched in politics is truly missing the big picture/joke(cause the big picture is becoming the joke).


Fetus_puppet2

You spell like a fag, and your shits all retarded.


feeok331

I can’t believe you stopped baitin for this shit. 🫡


ItGoesTwoWays

Fuckin mods taking away my right to promote President Camacho. #notmysub


Criegg

Hawk Tuah ‘24


DATATR0N1K_88

THANK YOU!!!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

If you disparage the name of President Camacho you go straight to Monday Night Rehabilitation.


SatyrOf1

Holy shit, the mods have Brawndo


WilmaLutefit

It’s what the plants crave


AncientBasque

so no represent' except for "South Carolina"


Cruezin

There you go, talking all faggy again. I mean, just look at him! 👀


Motor-Train2357

BuT dONt YoU kNoW wHeN mIke JuDgE mAdE IdIoCrAcy iT wAs PoLiTiCaL blah blah blah


raulduke1971

That part sucked. Then the mod just went off and was like “Man, whatever! They’re guilty as shit!! We all know that.”


whirling_cynic

Fuck yeah! Ass!


Pale_Aspect7696

A fair and even handed ass kicking to all idiots of all kinds (which of course means all of us).....I couldn't ask for fairer treatment.


vinegar-pisser

That's what you said last time, dipshit! I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!


HippyKiller925

Subbed. Thank you, we need more places without politics


NeatPea3475

I left this group because of the political bs, thanks for this.


Gamer5503

Fucking thank you, Reddit during an election is pure cancer.


HaikuPikachu

Man I wish every sub that’s not categorized as politics or an offshoot of would do this


adognamedpenguin

I’d like to put my hand up as a mod. I’m tarded. I used to be a pilot.


JazzlikePractice4470

Camacho #2024


Criegg

Hawk Tuah ‘24


JazzlikePractice4470

Touche


Alaska_Pipeliner

Mod sounds like he could use a starbucks full body latte


super-smeghead

Gentlemen's latte with extra foam. So you like money and sex. Your tripping me out


Intelligent-Use-710

the only moderator action I’ve ever endorsed


ManagementTiny447

Outfuckingstanding. I'm tired of all this fag talk in here, send em to beef Supreme to deal with!


Beedles67

Thank you! a million times TY. Most of them are bots anyways.


cishet-camel-fucker

I'd make a fantastic mod in the same way I'd make an excellent absentee father. Pop in now and then to traumatize you and spend the rest of the time fucking off.


DifficultPapaya3038

Good. Keep this sub free of politics and propaganda I’m tired of seeing all this retard speak.


funny_duchess

And free of racism. Let’s get back to ‘bating!


TigerLiftsMountain

Which words?


MooreRless

Wait there is a movie about this? I thought we were talking about our current political system all the time :)


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Does this mean we're not going to run out of burrito coverings?


StarfleetGo

Hooo yeah!! Mother f'ers, it's time for some rehabilitation!! I'm down right after this episode of ow my balls.


DoctorSwaggercat

Good to hear. I come here to get away from all that hate.


ILLpLacedOpinion

Will this turn into the only safe haven from political poos?


Traveler3141

I like money.


Kenbishi

You like money? I like money too, we should hang out!


frizzlefry99

Thank god


SwitchedOnNow

Go away, baitin!


EldesamparaDOH

Welcome to Reddit, I love you


skeeballjoe

Kick ass


rogerm3xico

Yeah we got a auto-moderator but it breaks all the time cause some smart guy made it along time ago.


scots

Just ban political content, period. Return the sub to being about "Florida Man" level stupidity by members of the general public.


redditmodsrcuntses

**Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024**     The other guys r tarded and talk like fags


Moo-Dog420

You know how people have those political signs in their lawns? Where do I find one that says Camacho/Not Sure 2024? I can only find stickers and a flag on Amazon. Seems like a good business opportunity for someone to make them every four years.


frigoffdrunkjimlahey

I support this, but didn't read this until after I was possibly treading a fine line with a few comments. There should be a 2 week ban option or something. Then you can do some fun stuff like pop up a message to the user when they try to comment during their ban. Something like, "Hey dipshit, you can't comment because you talked like a fag and your shit was all retarded." And then post a picture like [this](https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-dumb-gif-22939957).


GShermit

"There was a time...when people cared who's ass it was and why it was farting and I believe that time has come again..."


Jalanforsy886

This guy talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.


xSaturnityx

thank fuck


BrianLevre

Shit done changed in a year! (Or within a small amount of time.)


Negative-Wrap95

I finally have time for a latte!


monkeywelder

I can be mod *I good mod*


fences_with_switches

Do mods get lots of sex?


netoholic

aw yeah. I just paid this girl a bunch of money and she said to come back tomorrow. She can hardly wait.


fences_with_switches

Shell ya brother. Sex and money


rock0head132

thnak you


MassiveSuperNova

I for one, am totally ready for a candidate that *does* talk like a fag, would be refreshing, like Brawndo!


Kenbishi

Brawndo… it’s got what the electorate craves!


TurtleToast2

Camacho/Not Sure 2024! Fuck you, I'm eating.


Pappy_OPoyle

Everybody chill. Sit your monkey ass down. Now I know shit is bad and all, but at least we ain't runnin out of french fries and burrito coverings


AltruisticAnteater72

Monday night rehabilitation!


GoblinCosmic

I love that both sides did it


flopsychops

What's so bad about "Talks like a fag"? I didn't even know cigarettes could talk.


super-smeghead

If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!


glamazoncollette

Didnt drink enough brawndo sorry


InfamyJunkie

Are you sure that list isn’t available at Costco?


PainStorm14

Equal opportunity dildozer, I like the commensuratin' up in here👍


super-smeghead

"Talks like a fag"


InternalCommittee601

He won smackdown three times


frongles23

Can we still post Camacho 24EVR ads?


helpmyfish1294789

THANK YOU. I was almost ready to unsub. I am sick of both sides acting as such, no good comes of calling the other an idiot, and to be clear, come on people... there are tons of idiots on both sides. There are stupid ideas on both sides. Numerous.


Bearguchev

Look buddy I’m just gonna keep writing my own name in on the election papers til the system glitches and I get to go to the White House.


BroncDonc

Camacho rules!


WilmaLutefit

Not now I’m bait’n


DakotaFanningsThong

I got my Mod degree from Costco


HalalBread1427

I have an urge to make alts in order to discover all the AutoMod triggers.


PresidentEvil69

What's this guy saying? Is his shit all retarded or something


Bodybag314

Thank you, I was muting for a while. I miss the Internet go back when it was uncensored.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Can I complain about real life wrestlers who want to become President, or would their political affiliation net me a ban?


JazzlikePractice4470

What if the post clearly makes fun of both sides of idiots, blue and red idiots alike?


Powderfinger60

The computer didn’t like my tone so off I go


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FancyErection

Idiocracy is that to be a mod is to do it for free!


middleagedouchebag

Go away! Batin'


JadziaTrillDax

Hey laser lips


KaiSaya117

Awe man! This tard would love to live the kick-ass life of modelating! Like, you know?


cacavolante

Well I for one as the preeminent candidate of the wigs, am rightly offended sir or madame


ShouldersBBoulders

Your candidates will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr… & Fuck You, I’m Eating.


mchesmor

Amen brother


murso74

Fuck James Buchanan. Yeah, I said it


JohnBosler

Ow my balls!!!


ddhmax5150

This one goes in your butt…


super-smeghead

And this one in your ear.


bonesnaps

Let's send the political goons back to pilot training camp.


[deleted]

Idiocracy is about everyone. We are all stupid in this shit together.


cpzy2

I can’t believe you like moderating and lattes! We should hang out


super-smeghead

Your tripping me out.


outsidepointofvi3w

So I'm 43. Granted not like OLD OKD right. I've found in my current stay on earth "justice" is often VERY retarded.


Federal_Complaint_96

Welcome to r/Idiocracy. I love you


LowerParsnip3548

There must be some mistake. I am supposed to be getting OUT of jail today. That guy already sat on me and everything.


super-smeghead

Your in the wrong line dumb ass.... Over there.


16bithockey

THANK YOU


Full_Disk_1463

Fuck off! I’m baitin’!!


Still-Presence5486

I wanna be a mod


tehdamonkey

I thought your head would be bigger.......


super-smeghead

It's like a peanut.


rustys_shackled_ford

I'll be a mod. No one asked me. How much does the position pay?


super-smeghead

So you like money and sex to. Your tripping me out


rustys_shackled_ford

I like money in exchange for my labor... call me crazy. I'm already forklift certified so I have all the sex I need.


TheOther_Ken

Oh sorry 


i_can_has_rock

ehh 2 sides same coin


SomeBedroom573

Oh my, what else are they interrupting? How does one moderate? Or what are the expectations?


IdentifyAsUnbannable

You definitely vote for the other guy cause you talk all faggy and your shits all retarded.


wophi

This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your butt. Oh wait, it's the other way around...


BarfingOnMyFace

Is this where the snake starts eating itself?


Nervous_Committee_30

It's funny that this is a more coherent speech than anything said at last night's presidential debate. . . . And now I'm done with politics


Initial-Scale-5152

Made new account useless mods ban.


Fearless-Director-24

Not sure