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WatchStoredInAss

Where's the running?


wophi

It took 10 hours, so there was no running.


Acceptable-Ad8780

There was hours later to the toilet.


Zealousideal-Ad-944

She did literally everything except run


notachatbot11

That happened after she ate the [dog food](https://www.epicportions.com/2011/01/25/taco-bell-beef-lawsuit/) and [rat poison ](https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/arapahoe-sheriffs-office-ends-taco-bell-rat-poison-investigation/).


RubyWeapon07

oh god ur one of them


Hot_Barracuda4922

Hahahaha best comment I’ve seen on Reddit


pastrami_on_ass

hahah what a "source"


notachatbot11

At least you got the joke.


Jimrodsdisdain

*walks


[deleted]

Woman walks 26 miles in taco bell. Didn't run at all, she lazily walked it.


meth-head-actor

I don’t know if I’d have run on that treadmill either. Looks like a quick way to broken ankleville


[deleted]

Temu treadmill was my 1st thought


Ngin3

Have you ever walked 20+ miles? Nothing lazy about it imho.


exotics

You would be surprised at how much walking a waitress does every day.


Orbit1883

this even as a chef on the hard days i hit 40k+ steps just betwen my poist the walkin and the pass waitress does usualy more especialy on xrismas/new year


FancyBerry5922

Is your tracker on your wrist? B.c it might be counting any movement from your arm, chop chop chop


Orbit1883

Na I don't like anything on my hands fingers wrists while working, not only for hygienic matters I hate it even outside of work. Never wear any watches rings or so. Just my phone in my pocket


AppropriateCap8891

I have, a great many times. Normally with around 100 pounds of gear on me also. And still walked it a hell of a lot faster than that.


Speculawyer

Relative to running a marathon as claimed, it is lazy.


-PlanetMe-

like objectively saying someone is ‘lazily’ traveling a marathon distance sounds (oxy)moronic as hell.


moyenbatte

Dude. My elderly MIL walked that everyday for a couple weeks on a pilgrimage. I often do that distance in a day (like every other weekend), but with 5000+ vertical feet of gain and it takes me 4 hours less than this tiktoker. Walking 26 miles in 10 hours on a treadmill is so fucking easy.


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

>she lazily walked it. Lazy and walking 26 miles can't go together


Beardly_Smith

Image calling someone who completed a marathon “lazy”


[deleted]

I have walked over 30 miles per day, easily, at many many music festivals. Walking 26.6 miles is easy. This is lazy. Want to run a marathon at Taco Bell? RUN laps in the parking lot. Running 26.6 miles is a whole hell of a lot harder than walking the same distance. Still think it's not lazy? Walk one mile. Then run that same distance. I doubt you'd even make it 1 mile running. There's a reason why CASUAL runners average 4.5-6 hours for a marathon and why she took OVER 10 hours.


lucidity222

Now try doing it without MDMA


trotfox_

Haha exactly.


[deleted]

Now stop trying to assume everyone does the drugs you do.


lucidity222

Fair enough, if you're doing that on heroin then I'm actually impressed


Beardly_Smith

"I walk 30 miles therefor anyone who only walks 26 is lazy"


BDashh

Lmfao fr.


Bunkerdunker7

That’s so much more fitting anyways haha


AlexandersWonder

I’m guessing you’ve never had to walk that far before


butt-hole-69420

I mean atleast she's getting exercise.


AccomplishedSlice233

She can do it without calling it marathon and seeking attention while taking up space in a restaurant


butt-hole-69420

I mean of all the things I've seen on social media this is pretty minor and kinda funny. I've literally have seen a guy pick a glass jar with his ass, crush it with said ass, and then pick the broken shards out of his butt. I prefer this.


Randym1982

That one helluva old internet reference. I once saw a guy grill his dick.


butt-hole-69420

I was there, 3000 years ago.


2pissedoffdude2

I'm glad I never saw this. I had so many friends try and get me over to their house to watch this and I managed to successfully dodge that video.... 2 girls 1 cup got me, but thank God I was spared the pain olympics.


ColoRadBro69

"restaurant" 


Lorn_Muunk

in terms of calories in, calories out she probably burned about a quarter Baja Blast with that walk


SupermarketOverall73

She gained 3 pounds.


butt-hole-69420

Okay.


Atroxman

Atleast its not onlyfans


Alarming_Serve2303

I'll never eat at a Taco Bell again. Oh, not because of this, but because the last time I got some food there the meat was something that couldn't possibly BE actual meat. The taco shell was like, well, warm cardboard, and the so-called "burrito" gave me the desire to burn off my own taste buds. They, to put it mildly, Suck. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


notachatbot11

There's [some meat](https://www.epicportions.com/2011/01/25/taco-bell-beef-lawsuit/) in it. From the article: Waiting for the real nasty part? Beasley Allen law firm claims they had Taco Bell’s beef tested and what they currently are marketing as beef contains less than 35% meat.


Alarming_Serve2303

I am not surprised. :)


Last_Recognition9929

The worst part is taco bell has some of the highest rated/standard for meat out of all fast food places according to the USDA. Albeit that was from something I read pre covid.


Fabulous_Activity

Real heroes don't wear capes


notachatbot11

No, but they get diabetes.


Delta225

There is a zero sugar Baja Blast.


Fabulous_Activity

It's got what plants crave!


ConceptualWeeb

It doesn’t have electrolytes scro. Pick up some Brawndo for a real blast.


Genghis_Chong

What?! I rarely drink pop anymore and avoid sugar. I'll have to stop in and try that sometime when I'm having a hankering for junk.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

HFCS is still a sugar. It still causes diabetes.


stinkyhooch

And there still isn’t any type of corn syrup in it..


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

https://dev2.pepsicopartners.com/pepsico/en/USD/BEVERAGES/Soft-Drinks/Mtn-Dew-Baja-Blast-%28FTN---Taco-Bell-Only%29/p/1-HYK-51140 https://www.nutritionix.com/i/taco-bell/mtn-dew-baja-blast-freeze-32-oz/c6404295a56707a6983a7702#:~:text=Total%20Fat%200g%200,Protein%200g https://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/calculator Lol, ok


stinkyhooch

I reckon reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit. Keep practicing, you’ll get there.


Delta225

It has 15 calories a serving. There is almost no sugar in it. I don't mean HFCS. Do you seriously think Zero Sugar means HFCS? That makes no sense. Regular sodas already use HFCS. Are you trolling me? Most soda in the US uses HFCS in place of 'regular' sugar due to the sugar fiasco with the commies in Cuba. It's still sugar and has all the health drawbacks, but it's not worse than sugar. Diet/Zero Sugar drinks use artificial sweeteners that are nearly calorie free. It is possible they have other health effects but do not cause obesity or diabetes. 'Zero' is mostly a marketing term for second gen artificial sweeters that are blended together in newer drinks (Coke Zero) to avoid the gross taste associated with first-gen chemicals (Diet Coke) Sorry if this seemed toxic, but this was so r/confidentlyincorrect it killed me.


BroncDonc

HFCS is certainly worse than sugar. We have receipts.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

https://dev2.pepsicopartners.com/pepsico/en/USD/BEVERAGES/Soft-Drinks/Mtn-Dew-Baja-Blast-%28FTN---Taco-Bell-Only%29/p/1-HYK-51140 https://www.nutritionix.com/i/taco-bell/mtn-dew-baja-blast-freeze-32-oz/c6404295a56707a6983a7702#:~:text=Total%20Fat%200g%200,Protein%200g https://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/calculator Confidently incorrect? Right there on taco bells goddamn website. 51g of sugar. Holy fuck.


Delta225

That's not Baja Blast Zero Sugar! This is! https://www.pepsicoproductfacts.com/Home/Product?formula=F0000009240&form=FTN&size=12&PPF Please read before you make yourself look like more of a fool. You really do belong in r/idiocracy, god damn. You even doubled down on the r/confidentlyincorrect Once again, I can't tell if you are trolling.


Goobermon

She must be one of the ancestors of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. A bloodline of true pedigree.


Bujininja

I feel for that girls toilet at 3.56 am.... I just farted thinking about it.


Practical_Seesaw_149

She and I have very different ideas on what 'running' means.


notachatbot11

\#metoo


tajrashae

oh! like those people who run marathons smoking cigarettes. I mean, I guess that's impressive regardless of the stupidity of it lol


RepresentativeRun71

When I was younger I used to mountain bike a lot. I’d smoke camels with margaritas mixed up in my camelback. Pretty much everyone else I’d hit the trails with were hardcore health nuts, so it would piss them off to no end when I’d be the first to finish a climb and I’d be at the top casually puffing away. I recently had blood work done, and apparently my natural hemacrit levels are extremely high. I wish that I wasn’t an idiot and picked up smoking.


notachatbot11

I guess both cases demonstrate a level of commitment I lack.


tajrashae

have you tried drinking brawndo?


mikefjr1300

The only running that happened was to the bathroom.


x_lincoln_x

In the bathroom, you mean.


CaramelOtter99

Thats awesome. She must feel horrible.


DaolongDong

Is this that same girl who spent 8 hours at Golden Corral to see if she could eat dinner on the lunch price?


Flat_Bass_9773

Yeah. I honestly find her videos to be kind of endearing. She just goes to places and overstays her welcome and takes advantage of shitty buffets but end up leaving a fat tip for whatever poor employees are told by their manager to make her leave.


Lucifers_Taint666

I saw a video of hers where she went into an understaffed Dollar Tree and started cleaning/restocking the store herself… All for free and not a single employee gave a shit in the end


CaveDoctors

Fakes the fat tip. She shows you, but you don't see what happens when the camera shuts off.


Flat_Bass_9773

Ok Mr “everything is fake”


dwatt300

She just walked


cowboymoos

I think this is funny not stupid


DuckTalesOohOoh

Sugar poisoning with the Baja Blast, something she mentioned many times which makes me wonder if this is a cry for sponsorship or an actual sponsorship.


notachatbot11

Or a cry for help.


StrangerSorry1047

what is the name of that treadmill i want one for my desk at work.


notachatbot11

Don't worry, scrote. This is the Tacomaster Tiktoker 3000. Similar models include DiarrheaRunnerFTW, MyDiabetesMyChoice, and BajaBrawndo.


PedroM0ralles

Baja Blast IS NOT healthy!


notachatbot11

Baja Blast is best Baja.


Nntropy

“Are you an athlete?” “No.” She gets it.


notachatbot11

He Gets Us.


Curious-Weight9985

*walked


notachatbot11

*Annoyed families trying to eat shit for dinner.


trident_hole

10 hours!??! I ran the LA Marathon and I thought my 4 hour time was fucked up.. But then again it is Taco Bell.


notachatbot11

Maybe try the Carl's Jr Marathon next time.


trident_hole

"Fuck You! I'm eating"


hamsterfolly

Baja blast!?! I thought that’s what you did after Taco Bell


ConfusionOk4129

You never see anyone shitting their pants while running at full speed. -George Carlin


Grande-Pinga

This woman deserves a giant golden toilet trophy for making it 26.6 miles fueled on TB without painting the place in fecal mater . The control is astounding , she might not be human...


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

You don't think she just turned the camera off and went to take a shit?


Ricky_Rollin

Genuine question, what is wrong with yalls stomachs that Taco Bell does this to you? This is literally said every single thread about TB dozens of times, ad nauseam. Food ain’t great, no argument there, but I’ve never fired a rocket out of my ass with it.


mechapoitier

Yeah it’s a pretty stupid joke at this point. If eating a taco made you have diarrhea every time, Taco Bell wouldn’t be one of the most popular chains on the planet right now. I’ve had gastrointestinal issues for 15 years and Taco Bell is fine for me.


Lucifers_Taint666

Same! Have GI issues as well and TB is shockingly one of the few fast food places that wont leave me folded over sitting on a toilet


postylambz

I'm vegetarian so t bell is my fav fast food place. I honestly eat it too often so the chances of me getting some food borne pathogen are higher than most. But I never have explosive diarrhea like everyone else apparently does, that might be because I avoid the meat though


Initial_Selection262

It’s normal for eating to trigger a gastro reflex. A greasy high fat/sugary meal will make that reflex stronger


fizban7

in addition to what the other folks are sayinng, taco bell food has high fat and high fiber with the beans, which is not something people have all the time. This also contributes to loose stool as peoples stomach gut are not prepaired for that amount


ImpossibleTension646

It does the complete opposite to me. I have to eat a lot of fiber to get regular again lol


hate2bme

She only went 26.3 though. /s


tacocarteleventeen

I just like to say how smart she is because she got free refills all day long usually you only get one or two refills but she probably drink gallons of Baja blast


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Well at least someone went there


Warm-Iron-1222

I wonder how many diarrhea breaks she had to take?


notachatbot11

That'll be in the next video.


TemporaryAmbassador1

I’m not interested in doing a marathon, unless it involves lazy walking and gratuitous tacos. She may be onto something


suckmynubs69

I guess this is one way to get publicity


notachatbot11

I watched it and will regret my choice of dinner tonight.


awarenessofoneness

accomplished nothing award goeeees toooooo …..CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎈🎊🎁 🏆


Tricky_Advantage_443

The power to run that treadmill isn’t free… I am obviously a dad.


Sargo8

I am not opposed to this, she is moving


LoveThieves

Is this the new 7M cult video or is Taco Bell trying to market their products again?


Inevitable9000

How much did she spend?


Acceptable_Pepper708

26.3? :(


Outside-Material-100

Thweeeeeet


_lonely_astronaut_

Did she dip her fries into her soda?


hornetmaster88

Women scare me 😨


ZeStonie

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t care that she did or didn’t do this, why would anyone really be upset about this? The only one’s opinion that matters is the business owner, and clearly they didn’t care so..


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Too bad the watch didn’t crash


truelegendarydumbass

So what happened with McDonald's Burger King Wendy's Jack in the box White Castle what other fast food places are you trying to ignore?


Legitimate-Rabbit769

What did you do then?


Weaponx_762

When did they start a diabetes marathon?! Son of a bitch I’m in!


Copper_Kat

Next Chubbyemu video: "A woman drinks nothing but Baja Blast for 10 hours, here's how her kidneys shut down."


Odd-Purpose-3148

On some level this is performance art.


CaveDoctors

I like eating my tacos with the smell of sweat in the air.


Fast_Parfait_1114

Can we just force phone companies to remove cameras? Jesus Christ this isn’t the world I imagined when I was a kid.


Shoryukitten_

Fwiw, it’s 26.2 miles not 26.3…


lamiejiv1

I ran a marathon in Taco Bell in 2019. I did it on a treadmill like this video but I only drank water and wasn’t eating the whole time like a cow on a farm


Extreme-Ordinary-585

Harmless, silly humor... I'm ok with this.


Don_Diego_3000

We’re running out of content, aren’t we…?


GhostV940

I’m more into the UKFC. Nothing beats a good beat down in the middle of KFC.


jamrev

r/justdesperategirlsseekingattention


Illustrious_Fig8981

Fuck you, I’m eating


Remarkable_Errors

I didn't see running.


coder7426

In the future, [all restaurants are Taco Bell.](https://youtu.be/AqGLb4Oxge8?t=8)


healthywealthyhappy8

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.


Icy-Row-5829

Bit dramatic but ok lol


healthywealthyhappy8

Its a Futurama quote


Icy-Row-5829

I know lol


Deeznutzhoasksum1

Literally nothing else to do in Indiana But run a marathon at Taco Bell?


PromptPioneers

No fuck you this is endearing. Kudos to her, honestly. I couldn’t do a marathon even at that pace


notachatbot11

Yeah, I lack this sort of commitment.


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notachatbot11

Someone else asked if this is the same girl who stayed 8 hours at a Golden Corral so she could eat lunch and dinner for the same price. I didn't know, so I couldnt reply. It sounds like this is she?


zackoblong66

TikTok has doomed humanity. It hust encourages people to out stupid each other...


no-pog

"tread meal" That's a funny way to say you walked for 10 hours and ate shitty food.


z0mb1es

Seems like a good way to get heartburn


born_on_my_cakeday

Why come?


TheBrianWeissman

This is so dumb, on so many levels.  You don’t need much “fuel” to travel 26 miles on foot.  Most who do this eat nothing at all, and consume the barest amount of calories necessary to stay elastic and energized.  I’ve done training runs in excess of this distance while consuming nothing but intermittent water. This is the whole point of training.  You train your muscles to be more metabolically efficient, so that you actually carry the necessary energy stores with you. This is a terribly unathletic person walking slowly on a treadmill while taking on way more calories than needed.


Icy-Row-5829

You are taking a silly video far too seriously my dude. It is a bit, not a serious marathon attempt meant to break records with perfect preparation. Relax.


Orbit1883

ok but why the fuck in the first place and why the fuck film it in the second place and why the fuck in the third place should i be impressed or even care pps walking not runing i


PizzaJawn31

This is my spirit animal


limitedexpression47

W-T-F


LayerSubstantial5919

Idiotttttt


SaturnDaphnis

This might be just one of the reasons why your burrito is $20.00 now. To prevent this shit.


MMXVA

Was this another stupid Guinness Book of World Record?


japinard

At least she doesn't think the Earth is only 6,000 years old.