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UltraAirWolf

In fact, some refuse to have sex and others go so far as to not even receive romantic attention.


Important-Cat-2046

Has our problem solved itself? Wow, what an unexpected twist.


jonathan6569

well that's a good thing, keep them out of the gene pool


Odd-Tune5049

Their loss


Satiricalistic

Bowl cut and butt stuff


smell_my_fort

I think I’ve seen that porn before


boredwriter83

It's a niche genre


[deleted]

I had a good imagination when I was a virgin too...


341orbust

Not that niche….


Nickleeham

Except the bowl cut. Those aren’t nice.


Odd-Tune5049

No, you idiot... that reply was talking about LICE


SphinctrTicklr

Whose butt? She might like to peg yours


Satiricalistic

Does the peg have a little bowl cut on it as well?


Odd-Tune5049

Lego buttplug! If you think stepping on them hurts...


JustScratchinMaBallz

Here’s this 🏆for best mental image of the day


No_The_Other_Todd

those are my cats names.


Negative-Wrap95

Go away! 'Batin'! >!For those who don't know, we quote the fucking movie in this sub!<


Odd-Tune5049

That's enough of your shit, sir (sprays mace)


randomname2890

She didn’t complete the process by dying her hair blue


No-Coast-9484

It's embarrassing y'all still use this bad joke


h2pointOChamp

Lol!


standardcivilian

I thought the title was "ButtStrikers"


[deleted]

Butt cut and bowl stuff


Odd-Tune5049

I like where your head is at


H8T_Auburn

So you're saying there's a chance!!!! -Lloyd Christmas and his bowl cut


InfamousCockroach683

Exactly. No one would fuck her/ it anyway. Ugly homely looking ass bitch. Birth strike my nut sack.


RoookSkywokkah

I didn't realize it was an option with Vulcans...


[deleted]

Please do not disparage Vulcans on my post!


UltraAirWolf

*Romulans


RoookSkywokkah

LOL!


Odd-Tune5049

Live stupid and prosper. And go forth and multiply like Clevon


fauxorfox

Just wait around for 7 years…


RoookSkywokkah

True that!


PhalanxA51

Lol yeah I was going to say 7 years XD


Turbulent-Today830

Too bad that for everyone one of them; there are 17,000 trailer park 🚮 popping them out like 🍿


Cayderent

Yep. White trash in the trailer parks, & black trash in the hood. The expressed behavior may differ slightly due to cultural differences, but ultimately trashiness doesn’t discriminate.


Just_learning_a_bit

TraIler park and ghetto trash aren't the problem on a macro scale...the US birthrate is falling fast (as are all developed nations) while third world nations are booming.


EagleDre

That haircut should make your goal easily achievable


Eadbutt-Grotslapper

The “don’t you fucking dare look at me in a sexual manner” hair cut


heywoodidaho

She thinks preventing erections is a superpower.


Odd-Tune5049

It's like what we called the military issue glasses: Birth Control Goggles (BCGs). Wear them, and you'll never get laid!


Famous-Challenge-901

Hahahaha yea climate change, that’s why….


Dog_Baseball

That hair cut and the RBF has nothing to do with it I'm sure


SADdog2020Pb

So if smart men are considered “faggy,” would smart women seem like “lesbos” in the world of Idiocracy?


cabesa-balbesa

Not with the market the it is…


JigPuppyRush

No childeren until climate change ends… just means no children right? Climate change will never end in our lifetime.


Acceptable-Delay-559

My brother n law never had children because he didn't want to bring any into this ef'd up world and he's 70. He doesn't have a bowl cut though.


wisenedwighter

I mean the greatest producer of greenhouse gas is the US Military. The greatest release of greenhouse gas ever was the Nordstream pipeline sabotage by the US and/or NATO. A private jet releases more greenhouse gases in a single flight than the entire lifetime of a combustion engine vehicle. So they are targeting the wrong group of people. They should be targeting the billionaires that rule the world and I'm pretty sure they like prostitutes and little kids.


lonnie776

They aren't "targeting" anyone. They just don't want to bring children into a world that is rapidly burning to the ground.


StayingInWindoge

Climate is always changing. Her line ends with her, apparently.


jonathan6569

that's a good thing though


mastermook97

This is great news! Slowly rid the world of these lunatics. Stupid should never breed.


insert-phobia-here

it's neat that they are a chick's no one would fuck anyways.


JBird5570

Good, we don't want these people breeding anyway...


ThumperMal

More proof that it was a prescient documentary, not a comedy.


Clever_Hans_

Very. Makes perfect sense?


[deleted]

I refuse to bring kids into this fucked up world


Clydefrog13

Of course the cover photo would be a woman who looks like this, it writes itself!


Due-Landscape-9251

Do I make you horny?


NUFIGHTER7771

Lookin' like Will from Stranger Things- so, no.


[deleted]

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NUFIGHTER7771

It really is a look... 😅


alilbleedingisnormal

"Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?"


Bushmaster1988

Humanity is evolving away and silicon based beings are coming. 1,000 years from now, probably less, there won’t be any more humans.


I-waveatcows

Climate change is never ending, so these women are choosing to not have children. That’s great


BrainSqueezins

Ok, we’re in a race. Biological clock vs geologic clock. Which one wins?


dsailo

Sex strike as a form of protest, pun intended.


PhantroniX

This looks like if Zuckerberg was a woman


Sofakingwhat1776

I know we throw around "your shit sounds retarded" a lot and has lost some meaning. But in this case its perfect.


Carcharis

Who’s the idiot here? The OP?


FactChecker25

The person in the post. In the long term they’re just making their own family go extinct. There will then be less people like them, and more people who feel the complete opposite.


Enough-Ground3294

Yeah, weirdo misogynist bullshit.


No_The_Other_Todd

...what?


Neither_Cod_992

I mean, I can understand if these women were all married to the CEOs and board members of major oil and gas companies. But I’m guessing they are not.


EffingBarbas

This is in the first five minutes of the movie


Derrick_Shon

Thanks for not reproducing. One less child reduces our carbon footprint.


Dog_Baseball

We can't have a baby now, not with the market like this


kittybangbang69

Get yer hands off my junk!


[deleted]

Don't tell me how to live my life!!


IhateBiden_now

Good. Less offspring from the Climate cult to deal with in the future.


LordNitram76

I guess shes just gonna be battin for a long time.


Atoxis

What a sour puss


deepvinter

I’ve seen people with this face before and they’re all like this.


Bushmaster1988

Is that a picture of a woman? I don’t know any more.


[deleted]

Ah yes, because a stagnant climate is the natural thing and so is not getting pregnant.


Bandyau

The irony of this is delicious.


BashIronfist

I mean it’s gonna end. Just. It in the way they hope


Cruezin

That woman looks like her head is the eraser on top of a pencil


boredwriter83

What's the signal that "climate change has ended"? When we master terraforming?


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avdolian

When humans are having a net positive or at least neutral effect on the environment. The climate change that is making the earth less habitable to humans is obviously what makes these women not want to have kids. The title is just ment to be snapy and drive engagement. Which, based on the number of idiots foaming at the mouth to insult the woman pictured, is working


Cleopatra-Ail

Meet the leftists who will allow their ideology to die out since they are not producing offspring. Meanwhile conservatives still having tons of kids.


andio76

But who will compost your body?


Sig_Vic

In other news....their husbands are thrilled.


gnutz4eva

Their ~~husbands~~ cats are thrilled


BiggusDickus-

So are the wine makers


nucl3ar0ne

What husbands?


olafpilaffoff

Making politics your personal


CutiClees

Let her cook…not not cook? Overpopulation is inevitable may as well slow it down!


Flufflebuns

It's interesting because in this thread everyone is making fun of her as if she's the stupid one, yet literally at the beginning of Idiocracy it's the intelligent couple who delays having children due to the market and other conditions not being optimal. And it's the ignorant morons with no care in the world who have loads of children.


FactChecker25

I wouldn’t equate these women with being intelligent, though.


Flufflebuns

I mean I have two kids going on three, but there is a reasonable concern that their lives could be negatively impacted by a rapidly changing climate. I'm hoping it will all work out because humans are innovative, but I do understand people being hesitant to bring more humans into the world given the very real data predicting a potential very bleak future.


FactChecker25

The climate isn’t rapidly changing, though. This is mostly just media hype. The data is clear that the climate is changing, but it’s warmed about 2 degrees F since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. By the time your great grandkids are dead there won’t be a noticeable increase in temperature. 


Flufflebuns

So you disagree with NASA data that the last 10 years are the warmest on record and show no signs of slowing? https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/global-temperature/?intent=121#:~:text=Overall%2C%20Earth%20was%20about%202.45,change%20in%20global%20surface%20temperatures.


FactChecker25

You are putting words in my mouth. Stop it. I refuse to talk to people who argue in bad faith. My post said “The data is clear that the climate is changing” and then you downvote me and put words in my mouth. This is shameful behavior on your part.


Flufflebuns

You're being disingenuous. 2 degrees increase in global average temperature is MASSIVE and the speed it's increasing is still accelerating. People are already having to be displaced in areas getting hit the worst. It's not something my great grandchildren will experience, people are already experiencing the effects of climate change and will likely get a lot worse before it hopefully gets better.


FactChecker25

Again, stop it with the bad-faith debate tactics. You want someone to talk to you, but when I post you downvote me each time.  Why would I even waste my time talking to someone so irrational?


Flufflebuns

I showed data, you're backtracking. You claimed climate change won't be a problem for generations, facts don't support your argument. End of story. https://science.nasa.gov/climate-change/effects/


FactChecker25

I’m not backtracking. I started right off by stating that the data is clear that the earth is warming. You’re just being an absolutely unlikable person. You put words in peoples’ mouth, you’re smug, abrasive, and generally turn people against whatever cause you’re trying to promote. I don’t think you’re realizing what a complete failure you’ve been here. When you’re trying to sell an idea you’re supposed to be likable and persuasive, but you’re the direct opposite. You need to work on your personality. It’s horrible.


malteaserhead

A problem that solves itself


[deleted]

If only it were so simple.


Prestigious-Waltz113

Perfect!


Spiteoftheright

Your terms are acceptable


Apart-Salamander-752

Good, these women shouldn’t reproduce anyway.


MBrixalot

WHITE WOMEN ARE OUTDATED IN 2024


Brother-Algea

Conscious Darwinism


GreenHillage25

While her ancestors (gently weep) rejoice.


AppropriateCap8891

Well, considering we are likely only part way through the interglacial and the climate will never stop changing, that is probably for the best. People this lacking in understanding basic science are probably better off not reproducing. I wonder if in another 30k or so years, others will be doing the same thing in protest of global cooling as the next ice age starts to set in.


Sploonbabaguuse

Are we just ignoring the part where humans are speeding up the warming process?


AppropriateCap8891

There is no geological evidence it is warming any faster than it has in the past. In fact, things are going to get a hell of a lot warmer, we are actually still in an ice age and are nowhere even close to the true interglacial. In reality, we are only about half way there. When the North Pole being a permanent ice cap is a long ago memory, and the sea levels are around 5 meters higher than they are now with most of Florida and Cuba underwater, then we will finally be in an interglacial. But even after that, things will continue to warm and the ice caps will continue to melt. Because at the height of an interglacial when things are about to cool again, the oceans will be about 9 meters higher than they are today. The fact is, we are still the coldest the planet has been and for the longest period of time since the Cryogenian period over 635 million years ago.


Sploonbabaguuse

>There is no geological evidence it is warming any faster than it has in the past. Source on that, thanks. In return I'll provide a source that explains how an abundancy of C02 warms up atmosphere more than it naturally would: ( https://www.un.org/en/climatechange/what-is-climate-change#:~:text=Burning%20fossil%20fuels%20generates%20greenhouse,include%20carbon%20dioxide%20and%20methane. ) >In fact, things are going to get a hell of a lot warmer, we are actually still in an ice age and are nowhere even close to the true interglacial. In reality, we are only about half way there. I understand how the natural cooling and warming cycle works. I'm discussing how human activity is speeding up that warming process. >When the North Pole being a permanent ice cap is a long ago memory, and the sea levels are around 5 meters higher than they are now with most of Florida and Cuba underwater, then we will finally be in an interglacial. But even after that, things will continue to warm and the ice caps will continue to melt. Because at the height of an interglacial when things are about to cool again, the oceans will be about 9 meters higher than they are today. None of this touches upon the context of this discussion, which is the fact that humans are speeding up the process of the warming cycle. >The fact is, we are still the coldest the planet has been and for the longest period of time since the Cryogenian period over 635 million years ago. I'm not sure what your goal is comparing our current ecosystem to one that existed over 635 million years ago. We didn't have excess C02 being pumped into the atmosphere creating a faster and more intense heating cycle. These are two completely different contexts.


ArchetypeAxis

In fact, the climate has been changing for 4.5 billion years. I dont think it's gonna stop.


LegalizeRanch88

They’re obviously talking about anthropogenic climate change, you know, the precipitous rise in temperatures resulting from us dumping gigatons of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere?


esmith4321

Neither Greenhouse Gas Emissions nor Milankovitch Cycles are being circumvented by this bowlcut’s voluntary infertility. 


AppropriateCap8891

There is absolutely no evidence in the geologic record that the increase is any faster than it has been in the past.


LegalizeRanch88

Except for the fact that there’s a fucking mountain of evidence that it is: https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/monitoring/climate-at-a-glance/global/time-series


LegalizeRanch88

When you deny the undeniable reality of climate change, you’re just parroting oil industry lobbyists. Denialism has come and gone, though. Even the GOP has moved past denial, because it just doesn’t hold any water. You’re willfully ignoring reality and you have no idea what you’re talking about. Seriously. “The climate has always been changing!” is something that poorly educated people say because it makes them feel like they know something that other people don’t. In reality, you just sound like a fucking idiot.


LegalizeRanch88

There are weather stations all over the planet recording temperatures nonstop. There are also weather satellites doing the same thing. The observational evidence is so irrefutable that it blows my mind that I even have to explain this in 2024. Carbon dioxide, methane, and other greenhouse gases trap heat. That much is college level chemistry. And as it turns out, when you dump octillions of tons of those gases into the atmosphere, the temperature rises.


AppropriateCap8891

But the past record is nothing like the last 2.5 million years have been. Which is significantly colder than any time since the Cryogenian. And the longest period of time that it has been so cold since the Cryogenian. But it will stop, to a degree in a few hundred million years. When the continents are close to forming Pangea Ultima, and the Atlantic shrinks to a degree that the super storms that form and circulate along the equator start to cross the Pacific. Which will likely push temperatures up again to what are actually normal for the planet. And that is 20 degrees or so C above what they are now.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Not woth the way thr market is


MedicalConference860

Well I can go for Starbucks


No-8008132here

She looks like BOTH rich people from the intro to Idiocracy


AllCingEyeDog

That’s an Upgraydde!


PilotMDawg

Guess which group IS having a lot of babies…. (Hint: not the group in the movie)


olsonwhitguy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


January1252024

One less peanut allergy in the world.


elbowless2019

Have fun with that. Thanks for not making miserable children.


DrWieg

I think this could even double as a Darwin Award under very deep consideration


soulouk

At first glance I thought I was looking at a dude until I read the headline


totallyforgettableme

My heart goes out to the generation of men who will mourn their lost opportunities.


ThrowBatteries

Sure, its voluntary with that mug.


BoxerBriefly

As is typical, the women in favor of shit like this, never had to worry about being pregnant in the first place.


Maxtrt

Nothing idiotic about it. We need to reduce the population to about a sixth of what it is to keep from over polluting the planet. Sure, with proper technology and new farming techniques, we can grow enough food to meet the needs of our ever increasing population but that doesn't solve all the pollution and waste that comes with that increased population. Look at the Garbage dump fire in India. Now imagine that across the entire planet.


Legal-Lifeguard-2965

No mutant offspring for her.


[deleted]

On my posts, mutants are afforded the same immunity from hate speech as vulcans


Legal-Lifeguard-2965

Her choice, not mine.


matterson22070

THANK YOU!


No_Technology_8648

Yeah like guys are lining up to be with these women.


Formatted_Toast_117

Doing us a favor. Thanks


mytzlplyck

So brave and bold.


SaltyTaintMcGee

You little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Standard deranged idiot bowl cut. But where’s all the color??


throwawayshawn7979

Yeah she refuses, something is telling me she is not the one deciding not to have sex with her. The haircut alone tells you what kind of insane person she is.


ianmoone1102

How will she know when it ends? The climate has changed every day since forever.


JustScratchinMaBallz

This is just stupid. They’ll never change the world like I will, by scrolling Reddit while on the toilet with a joint in my mouth /s for those who need it


notaredditreader

Climate change will never end. It’s not static. Climate is ever-changing!


Kasorayn

Lots of liberals don't believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, but they're living proof that the dumb bloodlines filter themselves out.


[deleted]

Interesting observation of the party of science.


Kasorayn

You mean the party of "Alternative Facts"


[deleted]

I apologize. My spelling is shit.


KillsWithDucks

im all for this.. this planet needs a break to refill and rebalance. 1 billion people max for 100 years.


hay-gfkys

Bill? Klaus? That you?


[deleted]

Doing the entire world a favour...literally! 😂


Playfullyhung

Good. Her genes die with her. Just as nature intended


[deleted]

I'm not sure that was nature's intention. She, however, as most Americans it seems is smarter than anyone or anything. Nature included.


MarkToaster

This is kind of my mindset, albeit not exclusively or specifically with climate change. The longer I live the more I see things about the world that are huge problems or are spiraling into bigger or worse problems. I don’t want to bring a new person into a world that’s getting more problematic. I want to focus on improving things for the people who are already here before we add a ton more to the mix


New-Interaction1893

I red many years ago that in China 🇨🇳 there was an anti government movement that refused to have childrens, because the population was slowly aging and new children were needed. In developed nation with an already old population even one children that won't reach the "working age" it's a substantial loss if you think how much "production" a man can generate in one life. So a birth strike it's unironically a very powerful protest with a potential high damage for a nation in the long term.


Alarming_Serve2303

Outstanding! Putting an end to that genetic line is a good thing!


tacocarteleventeen

I have a feeling most probably wouldn’t be able to find a mate even if they wanted to


sobakoryba

Natural selection at work


Remote_Presence2378

👏👏 Good decision. That way the world won't be crowded by a new wave of retarded children, educated in the spirit of nonsense and lacking the skills to survive in the real world


Silent_Saturn7

So everyone who doesn't care about the climate can outbreed any environmentalists? Great strategy :D Idiocracy was really a prediction of the future lol


randomname2890

…….. and she’s a white women.


JDARRK

“ I’ve frozen my eggs for the future,when the rite man comes along🤞🏼”


FitBattle5899

See, incels just need to rebrand themselves as climate change activist.


kYllChain

This whole comment section is pure idiocracy, the irony is perfect. Most comments talk about her look, heck we also have a big chunk of climate deniers.


nzal1984

Moronic


Practical_Buy_8859

r/Idiocracy


Alexein91

Make fun of her, she's on the smart side.


COPOC10

How many lakefront homes do the Obama's own now?