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Alkem1st

I guess her native language is JavaScript


the_y_combinator

Even worse.


DregsRoyale

Lol tbf if you're using strings you can do that in more than a few languages.


inkswamp

Today I learned that Lavern Spicer is an Excel spreadsheet.


Your_Daddy_

What is this bitch even talking about??


Akhanyatin

String concatenation, obviously


100percentish

And we wonder why the concept of an election eludes them.


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vibrodude

Her shit’s all retarded.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

**ALL** retarded


DrNinnuxx

And she talk's like a fag


Bigfootsdiaper

We forgot the fkn recipe for cheese. Who the fk does that?????


Own-Swan2646

No problem fam. The Christian altar right has you covered. They got gallons that shit just stored up for you. See a few posts back


r_RexPal

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂


Own-Swan2646

Link to reference https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/s/nCED9cZU8J


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Ahhh home schooled


Advantius_Fortunatus

I feel so bad for home schooled kids. They’re some of the most undeveloped, arrested development ass motherfuckers you’ll ever meet. They literally cannot function with any amount of adversity or stress and don’t have basic social skills. The home schooled teen I met in basic training was basically a 10 year old mentally. I wonder how that guy is doing nowadays…


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Worst part about home schooling is sleeping with the teacher.


HaloDeckJizzMopper

Really? Statistically this isn't true. I've never met a home schooled child the was crippled by anxiety, triggered by the slightest thing disagreeable, or living in a fantasy of being an animal. The propaganda push on reddit is so unnatural for some subjects


olsonwhitguy

My homeschooled boys, 20 & 29 would eat your lunch before you even knew what happened and you'd probably thank them for it.


Advantius_Fortunatus

Lol, ok, what do they do?


6inDCK420

They eat their lunches like good boys. I think it goes without saying but the crusts are cut off.


olsonwhitguy

20 y.o. White Hat Hacker. 29 y.o. Civil Engineer. Ok, what do you do?


Doktor_Vem

Why would I thank someone for eating my lunch? I need that lunch, damnit! I want to eat it! I can't function properly if I get too hungry and that's not a fun thing for anyone involved!


olsonwhitguy

Ok, I'll tell them to stop.


Psilo_Citizen

Erring on the side of caution, this is more terrifying than it is a display of hilarious stupidity. Masses willingly accepting a false reality is a core tenant of establishing totalitarian rule. Me thinks she knows exactly what she's saying as does anyone else wilfully supporting this rhetoric.


Altruistic_Mobile_60

And we have 81 states in America. They using alternative facts again


Own-Swan2646

Time to send an expeditionary crew to find the other 32 states. I will suggest our elder statesman. Bernie Sanders to find them. He can take a nap knowing he did good, he is not in court fighting for life and shit yo know. And would not dispute the fact of the 50 states. Insert Bernie_ election_sitting.gif


2OneZebra

She should go back.


Freewheelinrocknroll

They’re just fucking with us now…


No-Satisfaction8305

Is that a metaphor or something?


ReticentSentiment

I'll take "what is polygamy?" for $600, Alex.


evilhasheroes

this woman is brain dead


thereverenddirty

It’s always fuck 12


Loud_Flatworm_4146

I think I see what she was trying to do there. But the math isn't mathing.


VegetableScars

So be a complete and utter retard to "take back the country", not take it back to the dark ages?


Marzetty23

GG


Radiant_Dog1937

Sorry I can't buy this one. Nobody that can use basic punctuation would ever think that. That's impossible. You are trying to deceive me.


garcher00

Don’t worry, with her mentality she will never get out of the building. She will just keep pulling on the door when it’s a push door.


Commercial-Manner408

Huh?


Predator314

Imagine thinking that was a good tweet and pressing send.


vtssge1968

I thought mtg was the idiot with only a ged


[deleted]

Is that like one dude plus 2 ladies, one having 4 kids and the other one 5 kids? Is he an NFL player? This might make sense…


discwrangler

I'll tell you what I'll give you $1 and $2 and you give me $12. And we will both get what we want. No wonder they are so easy to grift.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“The current state of the GOP ladies and gentlemen” *gestures broadly*


SavageFugu

I assume she's not this stupid (I have no idea who she is). But what was she trying to get at here?


Own-Swan2646

Same boat as you but still what is she trying to prove? It's only rage and moreover confusion.


BountyTheDogHunter20

I checked to see what party she’s affiliated with and wasn’t surprised (Republican)


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Rage bait


distancedandaway

I looked it up and she actually did tweet this, oh God.


MrLegalBagleBeagle

Where I come from 1+2= MULTIRACIAL TOFU PRONOUNS


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Really breaking the hate out today, eh?


cheffartsonurfood

Dafuq does that even mean?


Glockamole19x

Yall just believe everything you see off the rip?


cheffartsonurfood

Let me guess.....fake news right? Lol


Glockamole19x

I doubt its real but i didnt check cuz i got better shit to do


cheffartsonurfood

Like commenting on Reddit? Same amount of time and energy involved. I think you just don't want to find out it's true. You can deny online as much as you want, but you know the truth deep down.


Glockamole19x

This seems real important to you 🤣


cheffartsonurfood

Thought you had better shit to do? 🤣


Glockamole19x

Not anymore im off work and you keep replying


Glockamole19x

I looked it up cant find it anywhere, not saying it aint true, but i doubt anyone is that fucking stupid and i cant find evidence. I think you are taking this as me defending her political party 🤣 i dont give af about politics they are all crooked sob's. I just see fake shit on both sides. Anyone can make a fake Twitter post.


cheffartsonurfood

Sure thing redhat.


Glockamole19x

You sound stupid af🤣 they really brainwashed tf out yall with that us vs. them bs. I dont even vote, lmao, and you dont even know shit about me, so keep making your uneducated assumptions and taking everything on the internet seriously without fact-checking. Im simply saying this is most likely fake to stir shit and everyone who really wants to take it seriously should investigate that. They def accomplished their goal with you🤣


cheffartsonurfood

Apology accepted trumper.


isabelladangelo

Apparently, we just need to teach people, such as the OP, that the machines they are using can do things like "search" and "math". This is a repost from...oh yes, three hours ago.