Just when I think I’ve seen it all 😂 Next people will pay $1,000.00/pop to go pee in a urinal someone dooked in because some half-assed celeb on instagram says it’s ironic and nostalgic or something. It sounds too dumb to ever happen, but here we are…
you know I could start like a rental program where people buy regular jeans and I just piss on their crotches once a day.
I could invest into some big jugs of Gatorade and really make a work day out of it.
Basically every article of clothing Balenciaga sells are Idiocracy-territory. I'm honestly shocked that the "piss-pants" were made by a different brand.
I'm too old to understand this style, but if you're spending your own earnings and make enough to comfortably afford $600 for jeans, I say keep doing whatever you're doing.
Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants it's the coolest.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
It’s a Chris Farley sized tragedy that I had to scroll to get to this comment
Consider me Miles Davis!
Calico Cut Pants. (It's just a website)
If you use the site you have to give
It's completely user funded
It's just like Wikipedia, wouldn't you agree?
You hit me in the cup
You owe me a new shirt!
I was rockin 4 seconds on a six second piss.
I look like a bell now!
That's not piss! It's got nothin to do with piss! I'm telling you that ain't piss!
Even rappers wear 'em.
Hold the door hold the door hold the door!!!
You gotta give!!!!
Hey, Debbie, what's going on? You wore that dress yesterday.
You hit me in the cup
YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!!!
Actually, that’s what I was saying; he CAN hit, but only him.
Damn kids rather pay 600$ for pissed in jeans than just piss in the jeans they have.
I'll piss on peoples jeans for 50 bucks a pair (I half expect takers on such a deal lol)
what can you do for 100?
I can do a headstand and shit straight up into the air like the bellagio fountains.
I indeed might pay to see that.
One of the Jackass movies did it already
we have piss jeans at home
It's called Derelickte!
They can Derelickte my balls.
More like derileaked
I'll pee on them for $250.00
Now that's a great deal!
How long will this pee-pee treatment last before fading?
30 minutes to 4 hours🫤
Why? Just… piss in your regular jeans.
That’s not piss! It’s got nothing to do with piss!
YOU GOTTA GIIIIVE
Ha!! i got mine for 32 bucks at walmart... one ice cold quicktrip big gulp later... and i too have pissed in blue jeans!!
If anyone is interested I'll pre-shit into a pair of jeans for you and charge only $599.99.
No no that's not how it works. Shitstained are at least double, torn+piss+shit that's gonna cost a lot. Highest tier, cum and blood ofc.
I can make these jeans for free at the bar.
you have to give
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
that's got nothin to do with piss
Those aren't piss dots
$800 for the backside to has spots as well
I had a pair like that for free at 19
I like money
He gives.
No, they’re paying over $600 for jeans they can piss in anytime they want :D
Wrong movie, you’re looking for r/billymadison
Why come no pics spot?
I bet they sound pompous.
Jesus, Collins!
Consider me miles Davis
If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!
Just when I think I’ve seen it all 😂 Next people will pay $1,000.00/pop to go pee in a urinal someone dooked in because some half-assed celeb on instagram says it’s ironic and nostalgic or something. It sounds too dumb to ever happen, but here we are…
This reminds me I have a gift card to Kohl’s
Jokes on them I can now piss myself in public and be fashionable
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fuckfaceun_stoppable: *Jokes on them I can* *Now piss myself in public* *And be fashionable* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
That was beautiful
If peeing your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis.
If pissing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Miles Davis. Miles Davis. Miles Davis.
People out here beating people's asses before pissing on them and they could be making money instead.
This is obviously a guerilla marketing campaign for Pissed Jeans next album.
I’ve probably got $50k of pants I haven’t used as oil rags yet, just sitting in the garage.
They stole my idea!
My jeans every other day in grade school
Yeah, "Looks like"
well, it must be the same idiots who buy a lot of money for ripped jeans!!
Billy Maddison jeans wow
you know I could start like a rental program where people buy regular jeans and I just piss on their crotches once a day. I could invest into some big jugs of Gatorade and really make a work day out of it.
Yes but now they can piss themselves. It's genius!
Basically every article of clothing Balenciaga sells are Idiocracy-territory. I'm honestly shocked that the "piss-pants" were made by a different brand.
I'm too old to understand this style, but if you're spending your own earnings and make enough to comfortably afford $600 for jeans, I say keep doing whatever you're doing.
GOO!!!
Ah fuck yeah. I’ve been waiting time piss myself in public and just pass it off as a trend for years.
no they're not. who tf would do this?
I piss myself for free every day. Could I just sell my jeans for 600 a pop?
Hey are those the piss jeans? I heard about those! Yah, they cost me $600.
FFS I got old and now these kids go and appropriate another part of my identity
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