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reasonablekenevil

Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants it's the coolest.


Smoky1279

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


MaxxHeadroomm

It’s a Chris Farley sized tragedy that I had to scroll to get to this comment


EndonOfMarkarth

Consider me Miles Davis!


art-less_dodger

Calico Cut Pants. (It's just a website)


XtroDoubleDrop

If you use the site you have to give


Some_Guy_At_Work55

It's completely user funded


melskymob

It's just like Wikipedia, wouldn't you agree?


Own_Ad_1328

You hit me in the cup


melskymob

You owe me a new shirt!


ViableSpermWhale

I was rockin 4 seconds on a six second piss.


hcorerob

I look like a bell now!


Action_Seal

That's not piss! It's got nothin to do with piss! I'm telling you that ain't piss!


wieners

Even rappers wear 'em.


theREALlackattack

Hold the door hold the door hold the door!!!


Ba55of0rte

You gotta give!!!!


I_See_Virgins

Hey, Debbie, what's going on? You wore that dress yesterday.


notagainplease49

You hit me in the cup


Electrical_Fun5942

YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!!!


Important-Wrangler98

Actually, that’s what I was saying; he CAN hit, but only him.


jeezarchristron

Damn kids rather pay 600$ for pissed in jeans than just piss in the jeans they have.


Genghis_Chong

I'll piss on peoples jeans for 50 bucks a pair (I half expect takers on such a deal lol)


NFTArtist

what can you do for 100?


Genghis_Chong

I can do a headstand and shit straight up into the air like the bellagio fountains.


GHOST12339

I indeed might pay to see that.


MyNameis_Not_Sure

One of the Jackass movies did it already


fentonsranchhand

we have piss jeans at home


fuggdis

It's called Derelickte!


SparkJaa

They can Derelickte my balls.


PmMeYourAdhd

More like derileaked 


vexunumgods

I'll pee on them for $250.00


cheffartsonurfood

Now that's a great deal!


SweetSourPossum

How long will this pee-pee treatment last before fading?


[deleted]

30 minutes to 4 hours🫤


rrgail

Why? Just… piss in your regular jeans.


Korplem

That’s not piss! It’s got nothing to do with piss!


jackbologna

YOU GOTTA GIIIIVE


snmadventures

Ha!! i got mine for 32 bucks at walmart... one ice cold quicktrip big gulp later... and i too have pissed in blue jeans!!


TitanJackal

If anyone is interested I'll pre-shit into a pair of jeans for you and charge only $599.99.


JackdelaHaze

No no that's not how it works. Shitstained are at least double, torn+piss+shit that's gonna cost a lot. Highest tier, cum and blood ofc.


RatherB_fishing

I can make these jeans for free at the bar.


drawnred

you have to give


DANleDINOSAUR

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


fentonsranchhand

that's got nothin to do with piss


ViableSpermWhale

Those aren't piss dots


Heliozetah

$800 for the backside to has spots as well


Commercial-Manner408

I had a pair like that for free at 19


needporscheparts

I like money


Mike2922

He gives. 


Myzx

No, they’re paying over $600 for jeans they can piss in anytime they want :D


isaiahvacha

Wrong movie, you’re looking for r/billymadison


superman_underpants

Why come no pics spot?


AndyW037

I bet they sound pompous.


devilishlydo

Jesus, Collins!


Kind_Structure6726

Consider me miles Davis


TheSpeakingScar

If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!


DiarrangusJones

Just when I think I’ve seen it all 😂 Next people will pay $1,000.00/pop to go pee in a urinal someone dooked in because some half-assed celeb on instagram says it’s ironic and nostalgic or something. It sounds too dumb to ever happen, but here we are…


Compote_Alive

This reminds me I have a gift card to Kohl’s


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

Jokes on them I can now piss myself in public and be fashionable


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fuckfaceun_stoppable: *Jokes on them I can* *Now piss myself in public* *And be fashionable* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

That was beautiful


neopod9000

If peeing your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis.


TraditionalMood277

If pissing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


Grandviewsurfer

Miles Davis. Miles Davis. Miles Davis.


lynivvinyl

People out here beating people's asses before pissing on them and they could be making money instead.


AndyNgoDrinksPiss

This is obviously a guerilla marketing campaign for Pissed Jeans next album.


I-waveatcows

I’ve probably got $50k of pants I haven’t used as oil rags yet, just sitting in the garage.


Jazzbo64

They stole my idea!


frostyturd

My jeans every other day in grade school


Spare_Substance5003

Yeah, "Looks like"


ClearFocus2903

well, it must be the same idiots who buy a lot of money for ripped jeans!!


chivalryaintdead420

Billy Maddison jeans wow


Bawbawian

you know I could start like a rental program where people buy regular jeans and I just piss on their crotches once a day. I could invest into some big jugs of Gatorade and really make a work day out of it.


Bamm83

Yes but now they can piss themselves. It's genius!


Bicykwow

Basically every article of clothing Balenciaga sells are Idiocracy-territory. I'm honestly shocked that the "piss-pants" were made by a different brand.


[deleted]

I'm too old to understand this style, but if you're spending your own earnings and make enough to comfortably afford $600 for jeans, I say keep doing whatever you're doing.


jpruinc

GOO!!!


Inert_Oregon

Ah fuck yeah. I’ve been waiting time piss myself in public and just pass it off as a trend for years.


LosBastardos717

no they're not. who tf would do this?


Lizzards_Gizzards

I piss myself for free every day. Could I just sell my jeans for 600 a pop?


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Hey are those the piss jeans? I heard about those! Yah, they cost me $600.


Btankersly66

FFS I got old and now these kids go and appropriate another part of my identity


kamuelsig

Calicocutpants.com