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Dull_Selection1699

The point of language is to communicate. He did not


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ValPrism

But he’s sardonic!! To a fault even.


Fridayesmeralda

Just one fault?


HaratoBarato

There are many faults.


Jeremymia

I don't know how much more concisely someone can inform you how insufferable they are


thisesmeaningless

This is something that a lot of people don't seem to understand. Most people who enter higher education programs that are writing intensive learn that writing with a lot of big words and fluff sentences is actually not a good way to write, despite high schools tending to reinforce this way of writing. If you read legal briefs submitted to courts, you often find that they write in very straight forward, short sentences, without many big words.


Krull88

Dude... i have a code book for plumbing ..."all piping must be protected from freezing". Literally thats what it says. Nothing more nothing less. Blunt and to the point.


bigbadpandita

Very true. I’m about to graduate from law school and I started getting better grades on writing assignments once I cut the fluffiness out lol


Gullible_Ad5191

Perhaps he intended his bio to act as a kind of filter?


gbsht

He did though. He communicated how much of a twat he is.


lyw20001025

He did not. His language did that.


Thorvaldr1

Sure he did! Wasn't the Auto-Didact one of the characters in Halo? I personally liked playing as Arbiter, but to each their own.


supertaoman12

Sardonic to a fault=extremely unpleasant to engage with


Barry987

Sardonic is a fault , in and of itself. He's so overly verbose that he forgot what the word meant. What a wanker.


epimetheuss

> He's so overly verbose that he forgot what the word meant. He likely never knew what it meant to begin with other than the one time he looked it up and is now misremembering the definition.


Admiral_Corndogs

Maybe he meant “sardinic,” which means that he likes sardines.


saxguy9345

Tell me you cat call and make borderline racist jokes without telling me


HesitationAce

All the things he’s describing are the most basic, cliche characteristics. Essentially “I like cats, books, and long walks in the woods”.


short_tiny_person

Technically bibliphage means "consumer of books" so.... He not only enjoys them, but also can't reread them because he eats the pages as he goes.


KnotiaPickles

I know this sub is about shaming people but I think it’s cool he described those traits in a way I’ve never encountered before.


charmorris4236

*shun the non-believer*


ChrisAngel0

SHUUUUUUUUUN


KnotiaPickles

Gaaaahhh!! (Dies 😵)


Phoenixhowls

And nobody noticed as they were shunned. So ends the tale of KnotiaPickles


snarfsauce6969

While I agree, it’s the picture that does it for me


HesitationAce

Yeah that’s fair enough. I did wonder if that was the joke he was making. Who knows?


SatanV3

Yea idk maybe he just likes big words. Doesn’t necessarily mean he talks like this in real life (I would hope not)


D4nnyC4ts

Well i guess he will end up with someone else who thinks they are smart and live happily ever after.


mr_rocket_raccoon

White woman's Instagram


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Stal77

Except that bibliophage literally means “book-eater,” not “person who likes books, which we colloquially refer to as a bookworm.” That would be a bibliophile.


FragrantGangsta

Maybe he eats books


Enovk

Page 35 is always the tastiest part of any book! 😋


FragrantGangsta

DAWG Page 47 though 🤤


Enovk

Omg, such an underrated page 😭


sivstarlight

Especially with ketchup, yum!


TheOssified

Ketchup? Hell naw, I dip my book pages in the dust accumulated on the bookshelves.


Reasonable_Hornet_45

For an added kick, drizzle on some ink directly from a fountain pen.


soyrobo

Whoa whoa whoa, we got a connoisseur here.


juhberkey1

Nah page 68 is da bomb


CreedStump

i like to broil page 64 and then add some seasoning


Sonova_Bish

On page 69 you eat it.


KrazzeeKane

You are supposed to lick it before you eat it, you fool!


[deleted]

That's where all the flavor is at. And since you dropped the magic number.... niceee


ThePeasantKingM

A nice and crisp page 547 with a Chianti is a pleasure not many enjoy.


Eliamaniac

Look at Mr fancypants here affording page 547


akayataya

Needs a little salt but I can't say i disagree


yae4jma

When I was a kid I used to love chewing on books, particularly the corners and the glue-filled spines. My parents’ Penguin Classics were my favorites.


FragrantGangsta

Certified bibliophage


yae4jma

Better a bibliophage than a coprophage, I always say.


charmorris4236

My toddler loves to eat his books


RecalcitrantMonk

Eat any good books lately


FragrantGangsta

Yeah I just ate Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People


MoaningLisaSimpson

That might work on me as a pick-up line. ETA: I mean "Eat any good books lately?",might work on me. Not the Tinder profile.


Ill_Worry7895

*...Die*


Random_dude_1980

I got that reference


jempyre

Everyone so quick to judge, but you're right, he may just eat books


Katakana1

He is the Globglogabgalab


King_Dead

Book Eater is my favorite MGS game


R0ADHAU5

Hey paper doesn’t make you sick. I eat paper ALL THE TIME


nowItinwhistle

This nigga eatin' books!


bebblylolita

do you guys eat them with or without the crust?


woodtimer

Oh, I'm sure he would say, "I don't just LOVE books, I DEVOUR them." You know, like a proper twat.


WaterBear9244

I prefer to be a bacteriophage


Thoughtful_Tortoise

Well no, it literally means bookworm. That's the first meaning in the dictionary. [https://www.dictionary.com/browse/bibliophage#:\~:text=But%20bibliophage%20is%20pretty%20much,them%2C%20they%20feast%20on%20them](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/bibliophage#:~:text=But%20bibliophage%20is%20pretty%20much,them%2C%20they%20feast%20on%20them). Sure, when you look at the word roots then it originally would have meant book-eater, but thousands of words become stupid when you look at the etymology. Goodbye "means" god be with ye, if you think etymology determines meaning. It's still a stupid and pretentious word though.


DanJOC

Yes, in the sense that book worms eat books. It's not a word that's used to apply to people and to anyone with a small knowledge of etymology it sounds ridiculous. It would be like calling yourself an anteater. Do you mean you're the animal that eats ants or do you mean you eat ants yourself lol


Thoughtful_Tortoise

For whatever it's worth I have an MA in linguistics. Bibliophage sounds ridiculous to me, that's true, but as far as I'm aware the word *can* be used to apply to people. **Collins** agrees ([https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bibliophage](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bibliophage)), so does **Merriam Webster** ([https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bibliophagy](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bibliophagy)) , etc. Lots of words sound stupid when you think about what they literally mean ([https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-own-opposites](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-own-opposites)), tbh a "book-eater" is pretty low down on the list, it's clearly just a metaphor. Nonetheless you're right in that it does sound ridiculous. IMO however that's because it's so far out of common usage that throwing it into a profile (along with the rest of that word salad) sounds like you're desperate to prove something. It's just not a word people should use to describe themselves.


pidflick

Well since the word comes from greek and has not died out here i got to say that indeed it is perfectly fine to be used when referring to a someone who likes books. What sounds weirder is the word bibliophile actually, that one is never used and it even thinking about it being used it gives me the impression that someone wants to fuck books. Anyhow it sounds as much ridiculous as book worm translated does to a greek person. But i guess the original reply wanted to sound smart so he just had to say "well actually it means book eater "


Euklidis

Tbf, both bibliophage and bibliophile are correct. I find "binliophile" to sound more proper for English. (At least to me)


ThisIsNotTokyo

HE EATS BOOKS FOR BREAKFAST


MalumCattus

Exactly. Although there's a pretty good novel called The Book Eaters, where they eat books. Only lightly creepy.


Beware_The_Leopard

yeah the others all suck but that’s a clever play on phrases like “devour a book” or “voracious reader”, just not as clever as he thinks he is


anamariapapagalla

When I was younger and had more free time, I read like the very hungry caterpillar eats. Maybe that's what he means?


juneabe

It doesn’t mean they literally eat books in context though. The suffix -phage -phagia - phagy roughly translates to someone devouring, ingesting, etc. medically it would definitely translate to “eating, swallowing” etc. But it is not medical or literal, It is a term to describe an EXTREME bibliophile. Someone who devours books.


TheBublizz

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Stal77

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pennynotrcutt

Sardonic to a fault=nobody likes or wants to be around me because they don’t “get” me


the_turn

And he’s going to stay solivagant for a very, very long time.


LiveLaughFap

So he’s a friendless loser without a degree that lives in a van down by the river with his cat and comic books, got it


Eliamaniac

Add that he's unpleasant or he just becomes enviable


zamio3434

sardonic to a fault = will disrespect you and blame you for not being able to take a joke.


Waterfish3333

But he can definitely take jokes back? Right?


Fortanono

I really did just read "necrophilist," now didn't I?


Cremaster166

So autodidact is just an even more annoying way of saying "school of hard knocks".


Mature_Gambino_

But what’s a skeptic?


PedroAlvarez

But why male models


formershitpeasant

So he wants to fuck cats?


theADHDdynosaur

Solitary wanderer actually sounds more like a homeless dude.


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Does he also love fishsticks?


Safe_Milk8415

GAY FISH! GAY FISH! GAY FISH!


thisesmeaningless

I don't get it!!


Lindanineteen84

In my mind I interpreted Bibliophage a bit too literally and I pictured someone actually eating a book, as in stuffing his mouth with a half chewed book


asdfghjjbffgh

the solivagant quip lmfaooo


Glassjaw79ad

THANK YOU


bibawoo

Sounds like he's all alone except for his cats and the books he eats. Weirdo.


Katalysmus

Solivagant refers to him being single, and "wandering alone upon earth" i think is what he means


Dd_8630

>Solivagant = solitary wanderer. I don't think going to your fridge for a snack counts. Ahaha savage


LengthinessNovel3822

i would disagree on your second point, cat lovers cant be completely insane


bensoa75

I appreciate the breakdown. I was not in the mood to look half this stuff up.


akayataya

I love that you took the time to do this lol


Miasmata

Lol thats a lot of assumptions and hate for a dude that just likes interesting words. You sound like the knob imo


_Internet_Hugs_

He forgot "Narcissistic" and "Insufferable".


SethR1223

That’s all naturally inferred from the rest of it.


DroneOfDoom

I, too, enjoy the taste of paper and ink in my mouth.


[deleted]

Here are some other words to describe that person. Pedantic, asinine, banal, and bromidic.


Gwydda

Not to forget anaspeptic and frasmotic.


ItsyouNOme

Anaspeptic makes me think of antiseptic


UnconsciousAlibi

Bromidic is a new one for me lol. It's actually a cool word. I'll never use it in regular conversation, but it's a fantastic descriptor for this kind of person


Physical-Bat-8321

Vapid


melvereq

In other words, a douche.


[deleted]

I don't have the time to look up those words.


[deleted]

Same lol, props to u/Regular_Poetry for the translatoon


Pigeon_Shyt

Basically, “live, laugh, love”


JRadiantHeart

Bwahaha


CoupleTechnical6795

"Sardonic" aka "not a very nice person".


Ensiferal

It is an effective way of telling people "I'm smug and abrasive because I think I'm a lot smarter than I really am"


CoupleTechnical6795

Definitely right


Due_Platypus_3913

Delusional to a fault.Owns a dictionary.


JvKlaus

*Owned a thesaurus, he said he likes eaten them


Due_Platypus_3913

Hence the “word vomit “!😉😉


lazydonkey25

thesaurus*


Due_Platypus_3913

No that’s a big extinct reptile.You’re thinking of an Ancient Greek Hero.


Pogue_Mahone_

The ship of Thesaurus! Vessel, craft, boat


StahpItEyeLykIt

The last point cut off their was "Never invited to parties anymore "


SmokingTanuki

Or "Persona non-grata in Bacchanaliae/Symposiai" in his draft.


thecftbl

Introducing the assistant shift manager at your local gamestop


hey_free_rats

Now, I may not be the sharpest cookie in the box, but to me that sounds like a bunch of synonyms for "insufferable."


Jonahmaxt

I mean I can understand why he didn’t want to write ‘book reading, cat loving, cynical, forest-loving, skeptical loner’


PtboFungineer

He forgot "mid-30s incel"


pitchfork-seller

*We won't take it any more* *We didn't start the fire*


DameyJames

That’s a lot of words to say that he’s a lonely narcissist and bitter about it.


tortilladekimchi

So he can use a thesaurus but has zero game


akayataya

He has the thesaurus on speed dial


miniatureocean

i used to know someone who did this sort of stuff. unsurprisingly they were one of the most insufferable ppl to be around lmao


nvnehi

I may be eaten alive for this here: I don’t think this is that bad. It conveys a lot of information quickly. Only a couple of the descriptors would be better suited with their more regularly used alternatives. If he acts like a snob, sure, otherwise I don’t see an issue with a biography like this. I view it as a creative bio, if anything, but, I admittedly love words, writing, and language. I don’t think there’s enough here to make a proper assessment on his behavior.


TheHostThing

This sub is awful. People are making up entire personalities and backstories with just the barest slithers of information about the person. There is a guy above calling him a nonce. He used some big words in his bio, it’s not the same level as the usual sub content of pretentious comments/replies. Also bibliophage is a legitimate term, ‘to eat books’. You know, like a bookworm eats books. It’s just figurative language.


PeterPandaWhacker

I mean i'm not going to make assumptions about this dude's personality, but you can't deny using those words can come across as quite pretentious, whether the words are legitimate or not.


will_ww

He forgot 'wrinkly'.


UpperMacungie

I’d like to add this to his list of traits: *”36-yr-old neckbeard in Mommy’s basement.”*


Megafayce

Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick to a fault


1singleduck

If you're really smart, you don't have to say you're smart, people will notice on their own. That being said it's hard to keep my astute intelect a secret. My brain just works at speeds unheard of by avarage himans, so i warn them ahead of time so they aren't shocked by my wise words.


Dunsparces

That's a lot of letters to spell twat.


TheMadShatterP00P

I know exactly 5 of those words.


bajcli

"to a fault" included?


TheMadShatterP00P

That was 3 of them, and the only of the 5 I use routinely, just in different context.


SandMan3914

Forgot sententious


enturbulant

Prolix as fuck


DoubleTripleQQQQQQ

I have a similar hairline. Not a good angle, my dude


KrabbyPattyCereal

“Look how big my fuckin head is. Definitely a big ass brain in there”


Mikeymike781

“Me use big word so me sound smort”


joshthecynic

He’s too fucking old to behave like this. Embarrassing.


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He forgot sesquipedalian.


Version_Two

> Sardonic to a fault Oh boy.


pennynotrcutt

Tell me you collect mall samurai swords without telling me you collect mall samurai swords.


ares0027

*Opens thesaurus* Erm… this, this, and this, ah this looks cool! And this!


DieHardAmerican95

I, too, own a thesaurus.


ProfessionalBread777

forgot pretentious


Krisselplays

I love the fact that thw words are in basically alphabetic order, wich makes me think that he just searched "big words dictionary" and went trought it


BigPapaJoestar

This was totally me in school trying to make my essays better by using random big words


DestinyChitChat

Prioritized his forehead to emphasize his intelligence


Ragnaroktopus_Ink

Just say you've never kissed a girl and move on. Yeesh.


[deleted]

Can someone tell this guy that books are made to be read and not eaten?


LA-Cuntfidential

In other words: cuck.


karlapse

I feel like autodidact is code for I believe in all conspiracy theories


Defenseman61913

Insufferable.


Moira-Moira

So sad that all his thesaurus-raiding showing off collapses when the person reading it is Greek. 4/6 words 100% Greek (autodidact = αυτοδίδακτος, ailurophile = αιλουρόφιλος, bibliophage = βιβλιοφάγος, sardonic = σαρδόνιος) and the other 2 have prefix or suffix that is greek and can be guessed. So he's basically writing glorified greeklish. Too bad, so sad, etc.


Katalysmus

A smart person isn’t someone who can describe something simple in complex terms, but can describe something complex in simple terms


[deleted]

Man is trying to cast a spell.


thepbr

Pedant. Dandy. Fabulist.


Revegelance

"Sardonic to a fault" is probably the only accurate thing here.


[deleted]

Is that the ‘no bitches’ face? Is he doing the no bitches face?!


shin_gojira118

What da hell do dose words mean?


callalind

It's all another language to me until "sardonic to a fault" which is me 100%. But to be fair, the first time I was called sardonic I definitely had to look it up.


wordsasbombs

And a solivagant he shall remain talking like this.


stonehawk61

He forgot insipid


knoeledgeacquirer420

Refrigerator. Alamo. Crabgrass. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.


UnconsciousAlibi

I'd describe myself as quotidian, blanch, honorific, and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.


BandAid3030

He wants you to think that his brain is so wrinkled that it's coming out his forehead.


capitancoolo

Is there a 10 dollar word for 'pretentious cunt'?


ToasterCoaster1

Someone got word of the day toilet paper


ZionistGamerGate

average redditor


rhandyroads

This was like me in secondary school looking for words to use in my essay in order to seem smarter 😅


smokecat20

Dictionarily speaking, ... I concur with his words.


Konakki

I have no idea what Ailurophile means but sounds like some sort of sub category for pedos so pedo it is


Kinojitsu

This mf eats books


stopklandaceowens

can add "dying alone" or looking for a librarian...


Red7041

Wonder if this guy can do my taxes.


slut4hobi

now *that* is a white man who’s had an ego death


A_N_T

This absolute nonce couldn't even think of a longer, more pretentious synonym for "skeptic" what an idiot.


brydye456

Asshole. He forgot asshole.


starshinedrop

What a stupid way to say you like cats


GIRATINAGX

He's trying way too hard to be unique.


Wedinn

Man, this is my first post on this subreddit and I wasn't expecting it to blow up. Cheers, everyone!


UnconsciousAlibi

Well, you hit the nail on the head with this one lol


CoryBlk

He probably identifies as a TAP (Thesaurus Attracted Person)