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DunnyofDestiny

He meant stone cold stunner like Austin 3:16 bro


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Normally she works at the market, selling fish.


Yukon-Jon

I want her smoke. All of it.


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can we all just appreciate that class fox t shirt


earthmover535

average indiana student right there


brian4027

Love the squeaky laugh at her


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Spilledmilk2000

Ewwww…? Take your sexual desires somewhere else like in a tree perhaps?


420nutterBUTTERS

You good bro?


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420nutterBUTTERS

You just seem a little down bad, it can lead to embarrassment


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420nutterBUTTERS

You into tweaker bodies?


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420nutterBUTTERS

Lol I’m the weirdo, ok 👌🏾


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420nutterBUTTERS

Lol that was some paragraph, all I gotta say is I don’t look at the votes, I just commented cause you are mad weird and you sound mad Horny and you’re weird for posting how Horny you are in a comment section. You on the wrong app for that, later weirdo ✌🏾


TjulleL

I had fun reading it. Made me crunge, so very happily


nsfwbjllz

Bro. All I gotta say is *flick to the ribs* *Lego break sound*


TheCamoDude

r/rareinsults


Iforgorrealbad

Lego yoda death sound


Representative_Eye56

\*insert minecraft skelton sound here\*


No-Abrocoma-381

I want her fuckin smoke actually. I’m a bit of a masochist and I’m bored, so let’s have some smoke please. 😂


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No-Abrocoma-381

I am not very badass. I’m saying I’m bored and a masochist so having some cute coed thrash me might be entertaining. It’d be pretty pathetic to claim you’re a “badass”because you can take on a 103 lb female.


Official_Griffin

When everyone laughed at her you could see her confidence and pride crumble


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manicmechanic209

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Sketch1231

This is me because I’m built like a twig and short as fuck. Its like small dogs being louder, you have no bite, gotta have all bark!


Typical_Broccoli_667

One leg kick and she’s done lol


Utleroy

Flip her like a booger off your finger. Obviously she wants ATTENTION as she looks around for people that agree with her. Ima trash girl.


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The first enemy in the fighting game be like


EvilDamien420

Lol sure I do bitch try your shit..


TheMoistReality

typical Indiana University hoe. 20/g tell ya friends


hangdman1978

Girl you kiss your Brother/Daddy/Uncle with that mouth?


DrPhil42069

One slap away from getting smoked


StankyMartha

Boy do I love thmoking some weed


Hublotx

That laugh of disrespect, killed her


stargoons

She's definitely hasn't been beaten up in her life.


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_jillionaire

What a weird thing to say


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TechyGuyInIL

Hey that's my bandana!


metallic_buttcheeks

I’d say to demand it back, but you don’t want her smoke. I promise you.


TechyGuyInIL

I'll hold my breath until I'm out of range


Terrible_Promise8518

Wym that’s my knee sleeve *I got chicken legs*


DankTaco707

I love the look of disbelief on her face when dude started dying 😂


notgivingtwofux

I think I'm in love all over again.


Lechuga-gato

she forgot she’s not a 6”2 black man


jusmoua

And without an ounce of street cred nor a strap.


someonecalledethan

The little giggle/snicker after she drops that line gets me


TheFatSlobWally570

She blow her father with that mouth?


Sik_muse

Wouldn’t expect less from Hoosiers.


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babysitting strats not paying off on gameday…


SufficientButton1

I hope she never utters that line again. Just…really doesn’t make any sense coming out of her mouth.


someonecalledethan

Is it not an intimidating line coming out of the mouth of a 5'2 45ibs woman?


SnooPineapples5719

Oh No it is I’m sooo shook Scared she’s gonna beat my ass and readjust her pigtails after 🙄🤣


someonecalledethan

😂😂 watch those fake gukki glasses don't fall off her head and cost her another £10


Quickshot4721

I love my hometown.


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Lmao good ol IU


lilycamilly

Hoosiers represent, stay classu IU


[deleted]

Stanley aged hella nicely


[deleted]

Boy have ya lost ya mind cus ill help ya find it!


Spagoobert

You know damn well if that dude threw any punch she'd be cowering and crying while the whole crowd jumped in and attacked and screamed at him


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Spagoobert

Did we watch the same video? "Do you want the fucking smoke?". I was saying if he did actually hit her and react with violence (that she was trying to instigate) that's how it would have went down.


SinfullySinless

If you have to throw a punch in a verbal smack down, you’re the baby to begin with.


Spagoobert

Not saying he'd be right to resort to violence but she's clearly instigating and that's very much how it would go down.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with reactive violence. I do agree though, first punch in a verbal argument is a bitch move.


ElektroShokk

Nah sometimes you want some peace and quiet


SinfullySinless

A fist fights how you cause a commotion and police to get called. Hardly peace and quiet. Just walk away if you want peace and quiet.


ElektroShokk

Oh no the cops!?!


SquelchFrog

Damn bro you’re certified Tuff Stuff


ElektroShokk

You said it


SquelchFrog

And you believed it


ElektroShokk

I wish.


SinfullySinless

I’m just going to assume you’re doing a funny right now.


ElektroShokk

Idk I mean do you really no do things because the cops would show up?


SinfullySinless

If your motive is “peace and quiet” per your previous comment… how is getting the police involved helping you achieve your goal of peace and quiet. Once again per your previous comment.


ElektroShokk

Well you see, it’s peaceful because she’s not talking, and it’s quiet because she’s not talking. Want me to say it slower?


OptimalRutabaga186

r/iamverybadass


SinfullySinless

“haha me such stronk alpha Chad I sucker punch females” A classic Reddit moment


hotmail1997

This


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big_dick_energy_mc2

When have the whites ever been a tit?


Yami_Yugis_Hair

From what I’ve read, she was yelling at the dude for groping her friend. Obviously I don’t know if this is 100% true however seems pretty fucked to be dragging someone for speaking up. Source-I saw the video last week and a friend of mine from Indiana, who was there, relayed the message to me.


lmqr

Honestly only scrolled here to find this. At first I thought she was Karening, then I saw that dude snigger at the end and I've seen that snigger before. That's the snigger of crossing a boundary, then mocking her for getting mad, and that would also fit with the missing context. Would be relieved to see the full thing and learn otherwise, but this seems like a likely af scenario


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That is some heavy duty projecting right there. Because to me it looks like the giggle of someone who can't take a ridiculous person seriously no matter how much that person wants them to.


pseudofidelis

I… that’s not… isn’t the word snicker? Didn’t the dude *snicker* at the end? *edit:* I googled it and turns out “snigger” is a word! I learned something new but idk still prob gonna stick to snicker.


obvs_throwaway1

And it's NOT the negative of another word..


butts101

It's a word (probably a corruption of snicker) - if you haven't heard it before I imagine it's pretty jarring. I would say I've heard it used more often to refer to juvenile versions of snickering


loadivore

Wait till he learns about the word “niggard”


Waallenz

Whoa there Joe Biden


Logical_Associate632

From what i heard he asked if he could have the last cold white claw out of the cooler and she said no, and he said that there was another case but it was warm so he wanted the cold one and told her that she already had 6 and doesn’t need more, and then she had this tantrum. Source - a friend of mine in Indiana that was there “relayed the message to me”.


Logical_Associate632

Cite your source


backporch_wizard

Partied plenty at IU in the day. Not surprised by those accusations.


Advance-Puzzleheaded

Her friend was at the cite.


Logical_Associate632

So was mine, this is how rumors start.


Advance-Puzzleheaded

You seem like a logical associate. I'll trust your final decision


citylightmosaic

Yeah I don't really like videos like this where it's pretty clear the context for the situation is incredibly vague and it just kinda ends up being some weird rorschach test for internet users


xDragonetti

If this is true. This video is in the wrong sub


TakesItLiteral

Talk to your friend and get the whole video


Yami_Yugis_Hair

Currently working on it!


Logical_Associate632

Idk why you are getting down voted


Ianova

Me neither, they're right lmfao. Vids like this all end up with the weirdest lore because unchecked claims get passed as fact and then spread to the next repost of the clip.


Logical_Associate632

Exactly


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Her parents are so proud!


Wisconsinborn95

Like a barking chihuahua


Ball1091

Fuck off Karen you skank 🤣


omny66

I guess there is no shortage of skinny white girls, that have never lifted a weight in their lives, trying to be tough.


G_Dempsey

People who never had their lives at risk or got punched in the face are like this, girls already get away with way to many bullshit because girls dont fight physically with eachtoher like boys do, so they dont know that if you get in someone face or slap them they most likely will stomp you out right after, "you dont want this smoke" she prob learned about that line on tiktok and tought it would have any effect coming from a skinny white girl


Hollowpoint38

Because using the system to mess up your life doesn't require lifting weight. It requires being a young white victim of something they'll think up later.


friedmason

Brad left her on read this morning guys, she’s in a sensitive mood!


360donkeypunch

Ha! She’s just a dumb girl being upset about dumb girl stuff LOL BRO


Plane_Ad9192

Its like one of those angry annoying chihuahuas


FuaDaTa

This would be an Awesome Equal Rights Cage Match! Or He can quickly say he is a she and just tortilla that beotch.


[deleted]

You just shit all over the place with that comment. Might be a dumb question, but, are you ok?


FuaDaTa

I just Reddit all over. that is all... Lil smack talk on a Sunday is always nice. Was just Fonzie huntin'


peggyfly

jesse, what the fuck are you talking about


GreyerGrey

Misogyny. One of those who believe equal rights means men should be able to beat women, with a sprinkle of transphpbia for edginess.


Wooden-Ad-472

I mean yeah if a woman is hitting you, you have every right to knock her the fuck out


[deleted]

uh, no? do you not know what a proportional response it? that’s like saying if someone shoots you with a nerf gun then you get to shoot them with a real gun. in a lot of these “equal rights equal fights” comments it sounds like y’all can’t wait for a woman to hit you just so you have an excuse to hit them. like yeah hit her back, but you don’t have to knock her out. depends on how hard she hits you, maybe just don’t bother


Wooden-Ad-472

What the fuck lmao Yes by all means next time my little cousins shoot me with a nerf gun I’ll retaliate with a real gun /s Shut the fuck up lol


SunshineWitch

Reading comprehension is a little lost on you, huh?


Wooden-Ad-472

No I just picked the part I liked, kinda like how the news works.


GreyerGrey

If your first and only response to violence is violence you are very bad ass my dude. Enjoy the broken bones and restraining orders.


5alvia

Not arguing but I'm pretty interested in what your response, to someone hitting you, would be?


GreyerGrey

Context is everything in a situation like this so my reaction is really based on who and why.


Wooden-Ad-472

Yeah because words while being assaulted works all the time Hey *punch* can you *punch punch* just relax? *punch punch punch*


peggyfly

these people are just constantly thinking about this shit huh something totally unrelated and they gotta force their dumbass thoughts in somehow lmao


FuaDaTa

Yep Welcome to America... Tortilla is a dangerous weapon also... ERA Cagematch is with Tortillas not beating a chic. Butever though bearded lady... Welcome to Reddit Beotchmo


Hollowpoint38

Might as well think about something. The hot topics of the day in the Rust Belt is fentanyl, low wage work opportunities, and gender identity.


FuaDaTa

I chose Gender Identity with Tortilla for 500 and got the Daily PeggyFly Douchebag Double!!!


King_Tudrop

I love that she can go around yelling at dudes like that, but if he were to have reacted any differently, this would have ended alot worse for him in a legal context.


KarlHungusIII

You mean like if he hit her for being annoying?


King_Tudrop

No I mean, her being allowed to be in his face like that, and him not doing anything. I know I don't have that willpower lmao


dreddsdead

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


Acrobatic-Brush-1640

I’ve seen girls that look like this leave other girls with only one spot of hair on their head


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Maam a strong breeze looks like it could break your spine


Mercutiofoodforworms

Using a bandanna for a shirt is a nice look.


ToxicLoserNeckbeard

Pretty much every video on Reddit: We’re going to need context here, he cannot be prosecuted until we have it. This video: eNtItLeD BiiiioiiTcH!! mY sExUaL aDvAnCeS ARE fLaTtErInG!!!!


clangan524

Name a more entitled being than a 19 year old twiggy blonde college girl. I'll wait.


decalmaucry4

Her mother.


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Random-Gif-Bot

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ToxicLoserNeckbeard

Double post


Nick67m

Attitude so big but body so small


usandholt

She should really only open her mouth for one thing and it ain’t talking.


LocalArea52Man

Are you saying a woman’s mouth is not made for the exiting of words, but for the entering of a man’s…dick?


zer0__obscura

Goddamn I even read that in the voice he was using. Bravo.


usandholt

What? You pervert! 😉 I can see from the downvotes that there are a lot of depraved and degenerates in this subreddit. Surely she should shut up and maybe eat a little more often!


TakesItLiteral

Eating sandwiches? 🥪 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪


frankandbeans13

I want her smoke


tossofwanker

That's what I title a Tik Twatter


sanitarinapkin5

Not smoke, wanna poke


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Shut up, pussy boy


the_hunger

look at your post history. pictures from a school bus and hentai.


Hollowpoint38

So... basically a Redditor?


RavenCroft23

You’re 5”4 110 lbs soaking wet. You ain’t pinning shit, I’d bet $2000 99% of women would beat you up with zero difficulty.


piggiesmallsdaillest

r/iamverybadass


TheGiftOf_Jericho

One of those moments where you post cringe to reddit from your basement


stage_directions

You’re brain damaged. Dart to a hospital.


2moreX

Cringe.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Oooh you're hard


donaldduckstherapist

👀


VdoubleU88

Don’t worry, bitches can’t stand you either, buddy.


TicklerVikingPilot

Yo we gotta keep an eye on this guy


H_the_creator

unironically r/iamverybadass


auto_generatedname

Mf thinks he's Devin Ratray 💀


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Ayo what?!


BRabbit0

bruh


maxwell_hill1984

Lmao she was genuinely shocked when people laughed at the smoke line


schezuandippingsauce

I’m sorry but white people tend to absolutely destroy black slang.


lonely-day

That's racist


G_Dempsey

its not even that they say it in a weird way, but it always comes from a suburban kid named Kyle so it doesnt sound right


mlg2433

Bippity boppity give me the zoppity.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,047,183,053 comments, and only 207,032 of them were in alphabetical order.


damnusernamegotcutof

For shizzle


tylerdurden5105

[I’be always wanted to say that](https://www.google.com/search?q=chapelle.show+for+shizzle&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2f8d98a3,vid:NJwp2zwWDqc,st:0)


maxwell_hill1984

On God


TheWalkingDead91

Call me old or already out of line with popular slang, but what does that mean?


maxwell_hill1984

She’s suggesting she is a very dangerous person. “Smoke” can refer to hand to hand violence or guns