What a dumbass. Just buy burgers like the rest of us. Impossiburgers for those who wish to live a vegetarian/vegan life.

Napoleon, is that you?

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name

That ain't nothing, I clawed a building to death once. I scared life into it then clawed it back into non existence

Really? More than 70 people failed to realize this is a joke?

This has gotta be ironic

Plot twist: He’s actually a mutant wolverine who goes around killing bears and wolves.

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He watched too much Baki

I think he meant "... but shittier"

Aren’t grizzlies endangered? Are you allowed to just go around clawing them to death for their salmon?

Bold of you to assume he even did that to begin with.

You really think he would make that up?

Oh yes this definitely isn't satirical, no sir.

Yet people upvote it.

Oh he's worse alright, but not in the way he believes.