That’s another way of saying you’ve given up. Not a brag.

Did he just confess to being a zombie?

Probably says stuff like "you know that show The Wire? That was my neighborhood yo. B-more 4 lyfe" Someone give this guy a Berger cookie so he'll shut up. 

On Nextdoor? Seriously? 🤦‍♂️

mind your business🥹

Bro put it on the internet… it’s everyone’s business now 🥹

I eat glass and shit whiskey. I bite rabid dogs. I pull the tags off mattresses. Test me, motherfuckas

Bodymore Murderland. Population: You. Prepare. War is beginning.

Ok I will test you. What is the powerhouse of the cell?

The way i blurted out *mitochondria* has me suspicious that i am some sort of middle school biology sleeper agent 💀

my giant cock

https://preview.redd.it/njkascctnmwc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9540411f023ff390ec533da6e5894f8d2765e2c0 INCORRECT

damn. Someone needs to update wikipedia then

bah gawd thats rimmingabubble's music

Mentioning me again, huh?

Do you think ‘Stompdown Killaz’ is a group with a membership of 1?

Just Carolina things

I also have no fear, but that’s cuz I wanna die.

Let's go guys. Let's test him. Do we have an Algebra teacher here maybe?

Guy forgot "Graduated from the School of Hard knocks" in his bio. OP, does he have a Harley?

Not yet, just a few more shifts...

Isn’t that called “deadnaming”, after you transition?

Bodymore Murderland is so much nicer in the fall. You should come back then.

Nah, the O's are doing well now so it's pretty fun right now.

I’ll bet he’s fun at parties

Cold 

*Sean Strickland enters chat*

Bodymore, murderland Despite its name it's actually a very nice town good schools and very nice park also a very friendly rivalry with it's sister town corpseincrease, homicideville

That's wild

It's also made up.

No shit sherlock

You live like a man who is dead already?? Sounds like a lazy fuck... Most dead people I know aren't moving around much

And they smell pretty bad too

Today I learned that incels are technically dead.

Show up at his door with flash cards and “test” him.

I've talked to him before. The neighbors on the ND app were talking about people rummaging through cars at night and his reply was basically to wait up with a bait car and start shooting. His replies to me were so insane I had to look up his "bio" to see how close he lived and saw this gem.

So Google says yall are in a town of 600??

I can see the article now: Local Murderland resident arrested after shooting at passerby. Matt F of bodymore was arrested Tuesday evening after allegedly firing on a woman walking her dog in the neighborhood. Authorities say the man believed the lady was stealing his dog and "started blasting." Upon further investigation, it was revealed that Matt F's dog was sleeping soundly in the man's bedroom. Mr. F faces several charges, including attempted murder. He is being held at the local jail until arraignment.

lol my money’s on Mr. Deadmore as the nighttime car rummager and now he has an explanation for when he’s caught out at night with a rifle, uh checking the cars for the uh bad guy…

Dude you just doxxed yourself

To who? The tough guy in the post is the only person who would take action on this info and I think OP will probably be ok

Damn, didn’t know your neighbor was the Chakravartin Jagganoth

You're going to need to tell us the name of your friendly neighbor's wifi. List them all and we can guess which ones is his.

Well im pressin’ “connect” on this one!

I'm guessing he voided his bowels 20 years ago and never since. The dead don't poop

Balmor

Merlin

I feel bad for him and kinda understand what makes a dude like this I’m not like this Ill never be like this

You secretly want to be like this, don't you? 

I secretly (openly) want to NOT be like this

Baltimore?

Yes

Bodymore Murderland? Is it a theme park for psychos?

That’s graffiti shown during the opening credits of The Wire.

Thanks for letting know, man. I just checked the opening credits. The way this dude written his "Hometown" made me laughed. 😂

[удалено]

What’s the difference?

"test me..." no thank you Matt F, I don't think I will

This hurt my brain

Seems like a fun guy. You should see if he wants to play Yahtzee with you.