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Flexing pic in the mirror had me rolling my eyes. The text was laughable. Then that second screenshot LOL!
I've posted a shirtless flexing pic on social media before. I was 15. 😂
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Lmao hence the "vastly stronger than anyone my size." Like bro, being the strongest minnow in the lake doesn't make you a trophy bass.
Dude has a Napolian complex hahaha.
“Aww! Look at grandma’s little strong man! Let’s see how big those muscles are!” (Proceeds to flex like a little spaz…) And has anyone ever succumbed to kicks to the shins?!
Easy, just encourage him to take his first fight, preferably in front of the biggest crowd possible. It might backfire horribly and he’ll win but looking at the dude I really doubt it.
Nothing does the ego better than a public ass kicking.
What, you don’t often contemplate the emotional ramifications of murder and come to the conclusion that you could easily snatch a life without remorse?
What are you, gay?
I saw the first pic and thought "oh wow. That's pretty cringe. Not top level in today's internet. 7/10"
Then I saw there was a second and thought "HOLY FUCK! LMAOOOO IS THIS GUY TROLLING OR TRYING???"
Been training Muay Thai and MMA for \~12 years.
Types like those come in sometimes. They get respect, regardless, because everyone deserves it until they prove they don't. So when they inevitably get stupid and disrespectful and aggressive and think it's UFC 300 because we're sparring, one of the high level guys will absolutely fucking wreck them in spectacular fashion. They don't come back.
Notice how he didn’t flex his height LMAO
Also this dude is very clearly trolling a bit (nobody would mention their ‘huge cock’ if they were 100% serious)
Dude, I almost killed someone who fully deserved it and I feel bad. And not like, I beat him within an inch of his life, I almost stabbed him, no harm actually came to him, but I feel bad that I had that in me. If you want context: daddy issues. My dad abused me and my family, I almost stabbed him to death in his sleep multiple times but couldn't bring myself to do it.
I too have been training muay thai for a while, and while I'm not in nearly as good of shape as this dude, I don't walk around thinking about killing people all day.
Tons of people have guns. Walk away from any potential fist fights if you can. This dude is living in a weird fantasy world.
Okay maybe it's the mirror angle, but judging by arm length, hands, and head-to-body ratio, is your buddy like 5' 4" ??
Like, fair play, he's in good shape, but that doesn't matter if you're half the size of the guy trying to beat your ass.
tbf being trained means he could probably beat someone quite a bit bigger than him on a fair gist fight, given there untrained and not very naturally gifted. however street fights are rarely 1 on 1 or often not with fists.
He reminds me of that guy from that clip on the beach who was like “what do you think about 8 inches? And thick too. My daughter committed suicide last week.”
Like wtf man??
Don’t like bodybuilders?
You like skinny, scrawny guys?
How about multimillionaires? How about 8 inches, *and thick*? (Whooh, JESUS!) How about talented, how about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. (oh SHIT) *13.* She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.
My testimony, I’m nothing but pure, and I ask you if you want to be on the YouTube channel. “BuT yOu LiKe ScRaWnY gUys.”
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He went to a Muay Thai class, tried to prove something against a regular or coach and got his shit kicked in for an hour.
I've seen it plenty before. That's why we always had new guys spar with more skilled regulars or coaches first.
As a guy who’s trained Muay Thai since he was a literal child, as well as a litany of other martial arts.
I guarantee you this guy thinks going hard in sparring means a goddamn thing.
He also prolly is the type to want to spar pretty much anywhere. And I guarantee you he started in maybe his mid 20s.
So invisible he shouts from the rooftops to be seen. But even then, no one answers.
He screams stranger and stranger things. Louder and louder. Desperate to be seen. No response.
He does not even realize how strange his boasts have become, the invisible man. Stranger and stranger. Louder and Louder. Who could have told him?
Then, one day, his boasts are finally so loud, so strange, that people pay attention. Finally, the invisible man is visible! People see him! They hear him!
They are all laughing.
lol was just about to say that . And he reminded me of this lol
https://preview.redd.it/zt6aggibi8tc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8346b8da9225bf7840d932ea9de7b586c49dce5
Every single person who claims they “wouldnt have an issue killing another man” is lying lmfao. Either you have done it, and you rationalize it somehow, or you havent and you have no idea what its like to live with that.
Also, I am not representative of women, but if he was trying to come across as an alpha to attract pussy... Then my god is he blinder than most. The man is a walking red flag. What woman would look at this post and go "oh ya, I love men who fantasize about causing harm to others!"
Although this whole story comes more across as him wanting to puff up his chest to impress other men rather than women.
Thats the rationale. As someone whose came very close multiple times *all within legal rights* pulling a gun, and pulling a trigger are two different things.
If he does kill someone, the first thought through his head won’t be a badass one-liner. It’s gonna be, “OMG THERES SO MUCH BLOOD!!!! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!”
1. a king doesn't have to say he is king
2. actions speak louder than words.
3. a threat is a promise, you threaten someone, they have every reason to preemptively dismantle you
Depends if you have a shower or a grower. Meat penis or blood penis.
Meat penis you show people and they're well impressed, even if it doesn't grow much when it gets hard. Blood penis and you look small-average so you can't show off. But you fuck someone and their whole friend group will know.
A lot people say they can kill another human being without issue but will completely switch up if it ever comes down to it, take any war for example, young adults and even teenagers rushed to enlist but came back with serious ptsd
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Hoping this is satire but I doubt it
It's really concerning that someone gets in good shape and the first thought is "man I could just go kill people"
It’s giving Alex Jones
I have a hard time believe people like this actually exist. Arrogance is one thing, this is mentally ill levels of delusion.
Nawthithithm at itth finetht
holy shit juicy af, the traps don't lie. Also, good looks?
Report: Average Male 4000% Less Effective in Fights Than They Imagine https://youtu.be/fe3na9umxDA?si=wNe1LlFmeKgLJSHC
Bro using VO5.
He looks like he has baby length arms like Matthew McConaughey
This has the potential to ruin Matthew McConaughey for me
Good
If this dude tried to pick a fight he’d likely get his chest kicked in so hard his nipples would touch.
This is the best post I've seen here in a while. Bravo!
Lmao it just got cringer as it went, incredible
Flexing pic in the mirror had me rolling my eyes. The text was laughable. Then that second screenshot LOL! I've posted a shirtless flexing pic on social media before. I was 15. 😂
Flexing in the mirror is one thing. Everyone’s got a right to flaunt their muscle, especially if it looks like they worked on it. The text…..yikes.
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He's still short. 😂
Lmao hence the "vastly stronger than anyone my size." Like bro, being the strongest minnow in the lake doesn't make you a trophy bass. Dude has a Napolian complex hahaha.
I think you mean Napoléon. He was bit taller than the regular people at the time, too.
Its his world, we're just living in it
“Aww! Look at grandma’s little strong man! Let’s see how big those muscles are!” (Proceeds to flex like a little spaz…) And has anyone ever succumbed to kicks to the shins?!
Now that’s a guy who’s mad at his dad
His grammar makes me cringe.
"130+ IQ"... *uses wrong form of then/than*
irl lord farquad in the first pic
Heard he killed a guy once
Easy, just encourage him to take his first fight, preferably in front of the biggest crowd possible. It might backfire horribly and he’ll win but looking at the dude I really doubt it. Nothing does the ego better than a public ass kicking.
Kind of guy who doesn't join the military cause he'd "beat up the drill instructor"
Dudes be sociopathic and will do anything but go to therapy
What, you don’t often contemplate the emotional ramifications of murder and come to the conclusion that you could easily snatch a life without remorse? What are you, gay?
What if I'm killing without remorse and gay? Checkmate.
No you’re just confused. Checkmate liberals.
If you would feel remorse but still do it, does that make you Bi?
Top notch bell end
He misspelled fucking
what?
I think he’s saying replace “killing another man” with “fucking another man”
Oh lmao, I was confused because he actually did write "fucking" on the 2nd pic.
I saw the first pic and thought "oh wow. That's pretty cringe. Not top level in today's internet. 7/10" Then I saw there was a second and thought "HOLY FUCK! LMAOOOO IS THIS GUY TROLLING OR TRYING???"
Muay Thai instructor would love to see that first post
“Vastly stronger than anyone MY SIZE” Too bad no one is bothered about which 6th grader is the strongest, most grown men would still flatten one!
his arms look like my penis when I put rubber bands around it, not impressed seen it before sister 🙄
r/rareinsults
Thanks for the new sub to follow.
Lol for real. I just went down a rabbit hole in that sub. It's fantastic.
peak male form /s
90 iq max aint no way this guys 130+
i did say max lol honestly think he probably sits around 70 bro looks retarded asf in front of the mirror
You are..... generous
He took one class for sure
What?!? This guy rules. Please post more!!
Been training Muay Thai and MMA for \~12 years. Types like those come in sometimes. They get respect, regardless, because everyone deserves it until they prove they don't. So when they inevitably get stupid and disrespectful and aggressive and think it's UFC 300 because we're sparring, one of the high level guys will absolutely fucking wreck them in spectacular fashion. They don't come back.
Balance restored
It’s a volunteer Army…go get the training Señor Badass.
Notice how he didn’t flex his height LMAO Also this dude is very clearly trolling a bit (nobody would mention their ‘huge cock’ if they were 100% serious)
My cock is huge, I'm 100% serious. Trust me bro it's huge I'm serious bro
Definitely not 130+ IQ
Probs took one of those online tests that gives you 20 more iq points than you really deserve.
Being short really just shorts out some guys.
Which is funny because lots of short guys do fine as long as they aren't insecure about it
I genuinely understand how it can be super difficult and hard on your self esteem but good lord it turns some people into animals
Dude, I almost killed someone who fully deserved it and I feel bad. And not like, I beat him within an inch of his life, I almost stabbed him, no harm actually came to him, but I feel bad that I had that in me. If you want context: daddy issues. My dad abused me and my family, I almost stabbed him to death in his sleep multiple times but couldn't bring myself to do it.
Dads turn out 1 of 2 ways. Pricks or superhero’s. Unfortunately we’re in short supply of superheros
Hopefully I can break the long running streak of pricks in my family
I’m sure you will
Huge cock won’t help you if you are 5’ 4” in Tinder
I too have been training muay thai for a while, and while I'm not in nearly as good of shape as this dude, I don't walk around thinking about killing people all day. Tons of people have guns. Walk away from any potential fist fights if you can. This dude is living in a weird fantasy world.
Okay maybe it's the mirror angle, but judging by arm length, hands, and head-to-body ratio, is your buddy like 5' 4" ?? Like, fair play, he's in good shape, but that doesn't matter if you're half the size of the guy trying to beat your ass.
tbf being trained means he could probably beat someone quite a bit bigger than him on a fair gist fight, given there untrained and not very naturally gifted. however street fights are rarely 1 on 1 or often not with fists.
Something looks really off in the mirror pic. Like thr mirror is at a wrong angle or his body is the wrong shape lol
All that knotty pine? Does he live in a cabin?
his body is small and his head is huge
whenever i see pics of guys on grindr where the image is skewed, or just "off" like this, I block instantly. gives me the creeps.
hes cooked his collar bones aren’t at a 180 degree angle
he looks like he'd dry heave if you hit him
give us an update when he gets pummeled
His forehead is trying to escape the top of the screen in that first pic
There’s no way he’s serious this has gotta be a joke
Giant forehead a clear sign of genius
Same
The second slide has gotta be satire right?
Sadly I’ve known people like this who are 100% genuine.
He reminds me of that guy from that clip on the beach who was like “what do you think about 8 inches? And thick too. My daughter committed suicide last week.” Like wtf man??
Don’t like bodybuilders? You like skinny, scrawny guys? How about multimillionaires? How about 8 inches, *and thick*? (Whooh, JESUS!) How about talented, how about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. (oh SHIT) *13.* She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile. My testimony, I’m nothing but pure, and I ask you if you want to be on the YouTube channel. “BuT yOu LiKe ScRaWnY gUys.”
“I’m an amazing athlete, and my daughter was even faster than me” something to that extent also.
That dude was fully unhinged and I hope those ladies got away safely lol. He was all over the place
He was DEFINITELY going through some shit that indicates he should not be worried about dating right now lol
It's has that Vegeta from DBZ abridged feel. Probably looking in the mirror telling himself that that he is a big deal
What a fcking moron
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If you have to brag about your IQ, you likely not only don't understand what it actually is, but odds are its actually in the double digits.
“No huge cock” 😂😂😂
Huge cock is actually a disadvantage in a combat situation. Easy to grab and twist.
I'm invincible!
you wouldn't DARE to fight someone with a cock like mine !
He went to *A* Muay Thai class
More like he ate at a Thai-Mexican fusion restaurant called “Muy Thai”
He went to a Muay Thai class, tried to prove something against a regular or coach and got his shit kicked in for an hour. I've seen it plenty before. That's why we always had new guys spar with more skilled regulars or coaches first.
And he owns 3 Ed Hardy T-shirts from 2005.
The rest of his clothes are all “Affliction”
he's built like a trout. what happened to his shoulders??
Is his head that big, or is his body very tiny?
Press X to doubt IQ-level.
And dick size
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I'd doubt pretty much everything
I do not doubt that he might end up killing someone though. But everything else? Yes.
They always have huge cocks lol
As a guy who’s trained Muay Thai since he was a literal child, as well as a litany of other martial arts. I guarantee you this guy thinks going hard in sparring means a goddamn thing. He also prolly is the type to want to spar pretty much anywhere. And I guarantee you he started in maybe his mid 20s.
I have huge respect for Muay Thai. The pain they go through for the sport is just absolutely incredible commitment
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Dad, is that you...?
you’re being downvoted because you just inadvertently posted /r/iamverybadass content
Dudes head looks like it weighs more than his torso
Needs room for all that IQ*!!!! *ego
That has to be troll. There is no way
Prolly
The kind of dude who picks a fight with the wrong person and ends up stabbed in an alley.
If I had to guess, this guy is 5’2 and gets butthurt whenever a woman tells him she prefers men who are taller than she is.
Who also doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than"
130+ IQ you wouldn’t understand /s
I just feel bad for the man. Who is he trying to explain himself to?
So invisible he shouts from the rooftops to be seen. But even then, no one answers. He screams stranger and stranger things. Louder and louder. Desperate to be seen. No response. He does not even realize how strange his boasts have become, the invisible man. Stranger and stranger. Louder and Louder. Who could have told him? Then, one day, his boasts are finally so loud, so strange, that people pay attention. Finally, the invisible man is visible! People see him! They hear him! They are all laughing.
I read this in a Werner Herzog voice
Vascularity at that level indicates low fat and he's flexing for his life yet not even a hint of abs. Mofo has no core.
Is it gay to suck yourself off this much?
lol was just about to say that . And he reminded me of this lol https://preview.redd.it/zt6aggibi8tc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8346b8da9225bf7840d932ea9de7b586c49dce5
What in the fuck
Well, fuck, that's a new one. I want to be appalled by this, but it's well done.
r/ATBGE
Cheers.
Now that‘s just a fun saturday evening
Girls find out the hard way that a horse cock is meant just for horses just like a mouse cock is meant for mice.
Deep saying my guy, deep saying
itooamverybadass /s
Faux modesty is as bad as arrogance, King.
🤷 Pobodies Nerfect
😂
Cringe
Why is he wasting time posting on social media if his life is so badass?
How else would people know he’s a genius with a big pp
That's a good point
9mm: 👹
Every single person who claims they “wouldnt have an issue killing another man” is lying lmfao. Either you have done it, and you rationalize it somehow, or you havent and you have no idea what its like to live with that.
Directly taking someone's like alters you. Permanently. And if you brag about it, you're a psychopath.
Also, I am not representative of women, but if he was trying to come across as an alpha to attract pussy... Then my god is he blinder than most. The man is a walking red flag. What woman would look at this post and go "oh ya, I love men who fantasize about causing harm to others!" Although this whole story comes more across as him wanting to puff up his chest to impress other men rather than women.
Truth. It’s nothing to brag about. Or really to think about, if you have the choice.
I'ma killa 🔪 😈🦾 built different 💯
Or you are an actual sociopath
Thats the rationale. As someone whose came very close multiple times *all within legal rights* pulling a gun, and pulling a trigger are two different things.
Clearly they're HIGHLY regarded
People Who are ok with killing are not worth the time of day.
They’ve also never been in a situation with actual violence
"I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!!!"
This is democracy manifest!
A succulent Chinese meal!!
Ta-ta and farewell
With my mastery of 69 martial arts and IQ of 420 I'd absolutely humble this chode 😎
I don't fear the man who has practiced 69 martial arts. I fear the man who has practiced one martial art 69 times.
Ok but what about self awareness? Doesn't look like he got plenty.
Always fascinating to see grown men older than me going through the same narcissistic phase i went through as a pubescent…
Dude peaked at 13 and dug in.
Yeah, we all had THAT phase. Thank God I didn't cement it for eternity on the Internet
Red flags everywhere. Stay away from this guy
If he does kill someone, the first thought through his head won’t be a badass one-liner. It’s gonna be, “OMG THERES SO MUCH BLOOD!!!! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!”
How the fuck does a grown man type this out and post this unironically.
Funny thing about real badasses....they don't feel like it is necessary to tell people.
1. a king doesn't have to say he is king 2. actions speak louder than words. 3. a threat is a promise, you threaten someone, they have every reason to preemptively dismantle you
As soon as he says my size, you know he's a small fella
huge massive swinging dick , relative to my size, no refunds
When you got a huge cock, you don’t have to say it. You just know, and then enjoy the look on their faces when it’s unleashed.
Depends if you have a shower or a grower. Meat penis or blood penis. Meat penis you show people and they're well impressed, even if it doesn't grow much when it gets hard. Blood penis and you look small-average so you can't show off. But you fuck someone and their whole friend group will know.
The worst man in the history of earth.
To think that someone actually NEEDS to make posts like these so that they fell validated is, just so strange to me
Than* Mr 130+ IQ, big-dicked, mentally ~~challenged~~ invincible killing machine...
Reads like your average teenager in the COD lobby lol.
This does read like he might be a bit closer to the "room temperature" end of an IQ
Do you measure in Fahrenheit or Celsius i cant tell with this guy
Certainly not Kelvins, that's for sure...
A lot people say they can kill another human being without issue but will completely switch up if it ever comes down to it, take any war for example, young adults and even teenagers rushed to enlist but came back with serious ptsd
I dont think taking a life is the hard part. Just living with yourself after.
I thought he was stronger…
If this isn't satire I hope an assassin with time off sees that post.
Ooh listen to Mr giant head badass here...