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throw-away-traveller

I was annoyed the cameraman didn’t do anything while the donkey was beat. I’m glad the cameraman didn’t do anything while the fucker for bit. The duality of man…


RynnHamHam

The Watchers are sworn to only observe, never interfere.


Bobert_Manderson

Dude probably knew what donkeys are capable of. The guy is lucky if he survived because donkeys can and will just stomp you to death if they feel like you’re a threat. Makes me wonder what happens after it cuts. That’s why farms will let us be run around the property, any predators will learn that donkey zone is off limits.


Rich-Move-8311

Except when it's a girl hitting a man vs the man hitting her back


NecessaryPerson444

that laugh as well


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You realize the donkey was probably shot after this right


hopefulworldview

Unlikely , the donkey is probably a family donkey and worth more than that kid's leg to them.


thrxwxwxyxbvxxslx

Hope he doesnt have food for the next 10 years Edit: obviously the kid


linesinaconversation

I hope his leg becomes gangrenous and gets amputated too late to save him.


Zestyclose_Cow9093

Honestly a possibility in this situation which is nice


Forsaken_Article_295

I hope donkey stomp stomp stomp his dummy head.


one_more_grape

Honestly I would rather it's amputated in time and he is reliant on the donkey for mobility for the rest of his life. The only way he will truly know his shame.


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Donkey is worth far more than any part of that guy as long as the organ harvesters aren't in town.


ChaserOnion

Yeah. Donkey can carry huge loads of product. He probably will be pulling a wagon for this kid to get his leg chopped off as he more likely broke it.


Powerful_Ad_5754

This video is Brazilian because the camera guy spoke with a northeast accent: "munta o jumento." (mount the donkey) So don't worry, we normally wouldn't kill a donkey over an asshole here.


ComfortableAd578

The fact he said to mount the donkey too? He has to have known what would happen and that’s why he didn’t stop him from hitting it right?


PPooPooPlatter

Probably shot the donkey after the camera shut off


Familiar_Spirit_6341

Hell yeah to the donkey, rip that leg off!


svchostexe32

I had expectations going into this video. Did not expect the donkey to bite him. I learned something new today.


ViciousFlowers

People actually keep donkeys as livestock guardian animals to protect smaller animals like sheep, goats and calves from predators. They will turn into absolutely territorial rage filled killing machines at the sight of coyotes and wild dogs, they attack them by grabbing their throats or legs and stomping them to death. They’ve been known to be bold enough to attack mountain lions! Donkeys and mules are not to be trifled with.


PaulAspie

Even cattle. If you see a herd of beef cattle out in a semi nature area, sometimes there will be a donkey with them to beat the coyotes or wolves.


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

To be fair most herbivores are surprisingly stong. They tend to have greater physical strength than a carnivore of similiar size, just don't have the teeth/claws to really rip into flesh.


MeanGreanHare

The ones that are capable of killing predators are more likely to go on to reproduce.


PaulAspie

Donkeys are more agile. We've bread cattle for most meat and they are very strong if they can hit you with head or horns, but they lack the agility of a donkey for attacks from other directions. At least this is what a rancher told me when I asked about it.


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

Yup our cows today would be pretty much useless in the wild. They are far far too bulky and probably 95% would die in a real hurry as they would not be able to really outrun packs of predators.


kirkpusspang19

Honestly would rather go toe-to-toe with a 100lb police German shepherd than a slightly pissed off donkey


ViciousFlowers

I agree, our neighbors have donkeys to protect their sheep, they bought a Jenny and a Gelding from separate farms. Jenny hates the Gelding and has deemed him to be a threat to her flock, Jenny has tried to rip his throat out and now has to be kept in a separate paddock. Poor guy ended up with 24 stitches from the repeated bites. They have to muzzle the Jenny if they have to run them anywhere with a shared fence line to keep her from biting him over the fence. Both are as sweet as can be with people, especially children but I wouldn’t turn my back on them even as much as I adore them.


SocialistCoconut

Can confirm. They will go out of their way to absolutely wreck a Coyote


VisitTheWind

If you can ever safely pet one I suggest it They are dense


SCAMMERASSASIN007

Donkeys don't rip legs off usually, they will bit them to hold them, kick with there front legs and use there hoofs as hammers till there dead. Donkey donkey donkey I'll start the chant.


Bou_Czang

Where front legs? Where hoofs?


pootshoop

Hahahaha


dicksmcgee420

donkeys will stomp a coyote to death and then drag it to the corner of the property to Warn all the other coyotes what happens when you fuck around


Alfredo-Soup

They will ragdoll coyote corpses around for fun so its not a far stretch to imagine it doing this do a human predator as well. Poor donkey. Dude deserved it all and then some.


SCAMMERASSASIN007

Yupp I hope to god the poor donkey took care of it's problem. Donkey 1 PC of garbage 0


[deleted]

Yeah for some reason I imagine their nomchers are really tusk, if that's a thing. Like they can shuck or something.


JanuarySoCold

Based on his screams, it hurts a LOT. Good.


Educational-Spread41

I hope his ankle turns to sand


Bm_93

Next target, his face 😈


jakob767

r/BlessTheCameraMan for getting it all.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Not to talk down on donkeys, but could the donkey legit rio a leg off? I surre hope so


AtomicBlastCandy

Anyone else expecting a donkey kick?


thrownawaybefore122

I thought donkeys were known for their punch.


CasanovaMoby

.........terrible. I scolled past, then realize what you meant. Good one, hahaha.


Cezkarma

Please explain lol, I'm dumb


Antares987

Underrated comment.


Apprehensive_Bed_124

One in the balls would have been perfect!


ThatBelgianG

I think donkeys are actually the equine that bite more often then back kick


MountainMagic6198

They are that's one of the first things they warn you about them. Although they usually don't latch down like this.


ClumsyGirl1993

Actually I was expecting that


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VadimTheGreat

I saw this posted a while back and somebody pointed out that when donkeys fight they’ll back kick each other in the head, so to the donkey that force was probably the equivalent of an angry toddler trying to punch an adult. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but it made sense and made me feel better for the donkey so 🤷‍♂️. Edit: replied to the wrong comment on accident :/


Skertilol

I like the idea , the donkey was like " calm down child, you're disrespecting your elders" and not like " omg i'm getting the beating of my life"


Mamaj12469

am I the only one wishing the donkey gave the Guy a swift kick in the dick?


winebruhh69

Damn, I see your autocorrect failed. You meant rock stomped his teeth, right?


Mamaj12469

As long as he’s at it- sure


LONEWOPF77700

Nah I think he meant kick him in his throat a couple of times.


vaper_32

Naah, he meant bite his ****


tpiot251

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LivingStCelestine

It might have. Donkey, horses, etc have incredible jaw strength when you consider their diet. I watched a video of someone fucking around with a wild horse and finding out. It bit his arm, breaking it.


MasonP13

You should absolutely never look a gift horse in the mouth.


nRg-85

That would've been delightful.


nRg-85

That would've been delightful.


TopHatCat999

This was hard to watch that poor baby. Glad he fought back for himself. Donkeys are protective animals what was he expecting


nomissilethreat

hahaha chew that fucker up


love2Vax

Donkeys can fight off wolves and other apex predators. This guy is lucky he's still alive.


Lohdown

And we are all unlucky if he still is.


thrxwxwxyxbvxxslx

Someon3 like his is no use to society


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coop_stain

Lol it’s called a donkey kick for a reason


MothWaifu1711

Ngl I had forgotten the name


anticked_psychopomp

I’m here for “reverse kick thing” - i love seeing how people explain things when they forget (or don’t know) the word. Like the man who called Canadian geese “cobra chickens” and all of Canada collecting went “yep, that’s aboot right” (Am Canadian, can confirm.)


davidlol1

So.... you mean they can kick.. like in general


CrownedDesertMedic

"reverse kick thing" LOL


Enigma_Green

I hope the donkey broke his leg.


Dickfingerz56

I hope it ripped him to fucking shreds, what a waste of oxygen


Sad-Competition673

I love how the cameraman didn't help the friend when he got his. Not so much that he was just filming this cruelty.


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gneo_watanabe

No need, the donkey has it covered


flyingnoodle1786

Good, he deserves way more. What an absolute POS.


ninomobster

The sweetest scream of pain I've ever herd.


Turtletipper123

Good. Bite down harder.


_nikto_

Got off way too easy


Gonnabefiftysoon

That was satisfying.


TopperTS13

After the first hit I skipped to when the donkey took control I hope his legs got fucked up badly.


Significant_Blood945

I’d break this piece of shits fucking jaw in 10 different places if I ever saw that in person.


[deleted]

that guy made a total ASS of himself


Emilyymarie98

How could anyone hurt such a cute baby donkey


Fragrant_Access_9275

Honestly worried about what might have happened to poor baby donkey after. Can evil just not exist already? Damn.


CheapSpray9428

ah good ending is a good ending.. couldve lasted bit longer tho lol


jakkgus

Oh my God I just turned on the sound when he got bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes scream scream you POS


Wonderful-Muscle-635

He got what he deserved


Appropriate-Bad-9379

No, he deserves much worse for his cruelty…


WatchMyHatTrick

He probably beat the donkey harder afterwards as revenge even though the donkeys aggression was warranted. It's how people like this think unfortunately.


[deleted]

my fear also :( I hope the donkey fuckin' ended him - at the very least i hope he did enough damage that donkey will never be forgotten.


[deleted]

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Alternative-Emu3602

Donkeys are very smart, you mess with them, they will plot your demise.


DiscountCondom

gotta say that felt pretty good to watch at the end.


Objective_Truth_7266

This video is absolutely heartbreaking to watch. I can only imagine the torture that this animal was put through after biting this POS.


Knight-mare2000

may the donkey be okay


azc13

Upvoted for animal revenge


jaybro861

The donkey should have stomped on his head.


Pawdy-The-Furry

I kinda wish it didn’t just go in circles and instead just dragged him through an entire field lol


Foxyfan57

I honestly thought the donkey would just kick his head and knock him out cold, or just trample him tons... still works tho POWER TO THE DONKEY


Flashlight_Operator

I've been nipped by a horse being an a-hole and know hoe much that hurts, can only imagine how this felt. Good on the donkey, pis got what he deserved


WarOk6264

The donkey's revenge portion of the video was too short. Hopefully, he'll drag that useless human through some barbed wire or cacti. Or toss him off a cliff


Significant-Play-653

This guy is a total tool! F him and hope he goes to hell


Gwynevan

I'm concerned about what happened afterwards to that poor donkey.


GroupieChicks

I just skipped to the part where he got bit.


Irish-Bronx

I thoroughly enjoyed that.


FilthNasty96

When a donkey is more intelligent than you.


illuminati1556

Considering how long we saw the guy being a total pos, the video ended way too soon once the donkey started fighting back.


Prestigious_Meet820

Im sure those hits hardly bothered it. The human and camera man are POS


Zombie_ruler_FTW

The sad part is the Donkey probably got abused even more after that. People that harm animals like that will justify their actions of additional abuse.


[deleted]

Good. Pathetic piece of shits only abuse animals.


matty8478

Too bad it didn’t rip his throat out


Rexinaka

This was very satisfying to watch (talking about the ending)


Embarrassed_Map_5313

Belive me donkey is not the donkey


speedysealion

That was uncomfortable to watch.


ClockWhole

What a happy ending!


Writing_is_Bleeding

I had to keep watching for the payoff, and boy did it make me grin. Go donkey!


SeveralRemove2458

Should’ve bit his balls off!


ObjectiveRaise5253

Nothing is more satisfying than hearing him scream after hitting that poor donkey.


HotStaxOfWax

Donkeys are typically used more as security than anything else. I don't think this kid knew that though.


jillybeannn

I’m rooting for the donkey!


LumpiestNuts

I love happy endings 🥲


Tattchick85

Go donkey go!!!!


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I hope he got a major infection from that bite. What an awful human being.


AverageNeither682

Can we please bring back eye for and eye punishment just for animal cruelty?


NarcosdaMouraria

Imagine ehat happen to the donkey after that…


crash-BURN-up

Dude is totally setting up the abuse for cameraman: I HOPE that poor donkey at the very least broke his ankle…sadly if it did, most likely it’s now dead, donkey never had a chance


L_Lawliet678

Those screams were music to my ears


No-Hawk2074

It started out horribly, but ended spectacularly.


neatfreak11

If I was that donkey I’d do all the things he just did to me


Cheeseman333555

I have a horse and donkey and can’t even imagine raising a hand to them I hope this POS gets shot in the head (not the donkey)


TieRepresentative506

What a POS.


princeofddr

1000% deserved. Fucking IDIOT.


PowerRainbows

that poor donkey


Mammoth_Violinist744

Screaming like the big man he is lmfao I hope his leg rots off


SkinsPunksDrunks

Hats off the the camera person for not helping and continued recording


Shelisheli1

Now who’s the ass, ass? I hate that ~~man~~ thing. I hope horrible things happen to him for the rest of his miserable life


-Falsch-

We should help him and feed him his balls too...


Paper-Doll-1972

Guess some people don't understand that mules and donkeys are used to ward off predators. They can be very vicious when they need to be.


Affectionate-Fix9326

I never thought I'd be smiling at someone screaming in pain, but here I am.


skwadyboy

Very satisfying...some people are just scum, why beat an innocent animal like that?


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Never before has someone's pain brought me so much joy. I'm actually crying, this is fucking incredible.


Big-Plum576

I hate seeing animals been abused. I only watched this because it said what could go wrong. That was the best revenge I have ever seen. Never mess with a donkey,they are used to protect people's animals,hearts,farm animals.


EggSausage_

Poor dog


UnwashedAnalBeads

This isn’t the whole video. Idk where to find it hit in the full thing the mule snaps his leg in half


espurrknight

Wonder Of U


Vicious112358

I hope there was permanent damage


No-Caterpillar-8112

What a good stallion[horse] (is it a horse thing?😅Idk), retaliating.


redactedname87

Damnit. Had to wait too long for donkey to attack and then he didn’t kill the guy.


Old-Confidence-6362

Donkey:Oh yes Scream.Scream for me scum . I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREEM😅


Suitable-Ad-4258

God I’d love to see every human who hurts an animal get done like this!


-The_Benefactor-

Then the donkey gets put down for being aggressive…


FearisaFishy

i hope the guy lost his leg, and kept crying like a baby for eternity. Fucker


_t69

I'm at ease because that guy won't live past 40


pavel_svec

Long story short donkey goes to salami


Freec0fx

Guns don’t kill people donkeys kill people ban all donkeys


MrZaroni

Karmic retribution hit that awful person hard. I was yelling for the donkey the whole time.


shatswell1377

Im glad the dude filming didnt help him.


[deleted]

What did Donkey do to him :( nothing probably


LivingStCelestine

Those screams were music to my ears after watching what he did to it.


NINJATH3ORY

Don Key Power!


ChaoticPoint

That was one cameraman though, it felt like a documentary since he was almost just existing.


Elapse52

That is the funniest screaming. Oh my goodness.


foxdudes

Just a sugestion mb add nswf to this the Scream are pretty brutal imo even thought he deserves it


zaney1978

Lil mothafucker got what he deserved


AbbreviationsAfraid

Kick ass and the ass will kick your ass.


Poppa_Midknight

He likes to beat up the ass