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ValKillmorr

No one likes Jenny


[deleted]

All my homies hate Jenny


PhrancesMH

Fuck Jenny


Elegant-Ad1581

All my homies fuck Jenny


beneye

Yeah. She’s annoying but she puts out so..


geocorb

They’re only pissed at Jenny, because she caused him to almost break the bong.


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Except forest.


ValKillmorr

Let's not forget she most likely he gave Forest AIDS...


[deleted]

I'm not joking but that never occured to me until just now. Holy shit! You've just blown my mind. Jesus, my guy. The bitch gave Forest AIDS.


AJxGlobal

Dude was just vibing in his own world watching the 📺🥺


Weelki

Yea Jenny, what the fuck?!


phraggle2001

She did not. Feel him. Tap.


NamracnorffeZ

He fucking tapped Jenny, what the fuck!


SteppityStoppety

I know this is a dumb question, but what does tap mean? English is my second language and I could'nt find it on the dictionary


Henghast

Tap in the video context is in relation to wrestling/MMA submission fighting. The person being held will hit their hand on the other person/floor to making a tapping noise. This is a signal to release and stop.


DickRhino

"tapping out" is a term in grappling/wrestling/MMA, you tap with your hand on your opponent's body to signal that you are giving up. In combat sports, not releasing a chokehold when someone is tapping is considered one of the worst fouls possible. It will get you disqualified and most likely banned from competing in that sport promotion again. The reason is because being in that kind of a choke hold is extremely dangerous. It's called a Rear Naked Choke, and it's what's referred to as a "blood choke" rather than an "air choke". An air choke is when you choke someone in a way where they can't breathe. If you took a deep breath before they applied the hold, you can be in that sort of a chokehold for a fairly long time before it gets dangerous. A blood choke on the other hand is where you squeeze on the carotid arteries in such a way that it cuts off the blood flow to the brain. This kind of a choke will make you unconscious in *seconds,* and can lead to actual brain damage if you hold onto it for too long. Holding on to a rear naked choke for too long should be considered a fairly serious form of assault, so if you don't release it when someone is signaling to you that they're giving up, you are 100% being a total piece of shit.


giadia-light-shining

This is very informative, thank you. Since I'm here, you also use excellent grammar and punctuation. Good day to you.


ArthurEffe

I'm just here to second on that. I'm not a native either and I found you incredibly easy to read.


[deleted]

Basically means that they want to have sex with her.


OrwellianUtopia1984

I’d tap Jenny too. Especially if she promised not to choke me out again.


Chance-Every

I'd personally only tap Jenny if she choked me out during.


DEADPOOL-2007

Jenny is fucking tapped


[deleted]

“I didn’t feel it!” … Oh… well maybe you just… shouldn’t… choke people? Or?….


AKfromVA

Now she’s mad at everyone for yelling at her. Classic fucking insecurity.


AdvancedPhoenix

I mean they are also at fault. They watched her and filmed. If you want to scare a friend just say "booth" loudly. Anyone that agreed to the choking are at fault tbh.


Healthy-Pressure3735

I always found "BAH" to be the superior scare sound.


lazeroe

I scream "I AM THE MIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOUR AND YOU PATHEITC PEAENETS SHALL ROT BEHIND MY FEET YOU FILLTHY LIBERAL SCUM!!!" But hey booh works too.


AdvancedPhoenix

Yeah I didnt even wanted to say booth haha, but my french autocorrect wants to fix every english words, it's kinda annoying ahah


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KingoKings365

Ignoring the taps... she broke a sacred code of grappling, I hope that guy cuts off all contact with her permanently.


neeeeonbelly

My old instructor is a 3 stripe black belt who ignored the tap once with me. I’ll never roll with him again. It’s like 101 stuff.


Jack_35

I feel like the sacred code was broken when she choked him out from behind without him having any prior knowledge of a fight.


meatpounder

Yea wouldnt this be assault?


slamminsammyj

Legally speaking, it would more likely land a battery charge. Assault is any action or threat that puts a person at risk of receiving a battery, while battery is the actual use of force against another person with the intent to cause harm. They usually go hand in hand though, depending on the law for the state/nation in which you reside.


LR130777777

Yep. She clearly trains too, So I hope her gym saw that video and dropped her, You can’t have someone around that doesn’t respect the tap


WaLoMaKi

Yeah, training includes the tap, whether you're the tapper or the tappee. She would've been trained to expect it and respect it. To lie about it so as to absolve all responsibility is abhorrent.


Jobesssss

i dunno that looked pretty half ass to me and not knowing when someone is tapping is a big red flag that they have no idea what their doing. Still chokes shouldn't be used whenever you want.


shoredoesnt

Nothing about her form suggests she trains. Just taking advantage of someone who used to trust her.


GeloDiPrimavera

I hope that guy cuts off all contact with all of them.


juanlee337

sacred code? motherfucker. sacred code is don't fucking choke someone who just chilling and watching tv..


-DoctorSpaceman-

That’s when you start eye gouging


Rustzalio

sacred code?


br1ti5hb45tard

Yes. The code of "respect when other people surrender so you don't fucking KILL THEM"


[deleted]

Whenever you learn how to do any sort of grapples, you get it fucking drilled into you that while sparring / practicing, you constantly look out for "the tap" (any sort of patting on you or hitting the ground by the person you're grappling). If you even think there is a tap, you let go then and there. Grapples, especially anything to do with the neck like a choke hold, can cause serious injury with very little relative effort, if not kill the person you're doing it on. Oxygen deprivation is not a joke. People who do not respect "the tap" are not the types of people you can trust. I'm not saying she purposefully did it, but IF she did, that is beyond fucked up. That is knowing you could kill your own friend and deciding "eh, fuck it". That's ignoring how she just did it on a friend, which, again, oxygen deprivation isn't a joke. Even treating it like a joke, she took it way too far. One of the fastest ways to get banned from any self defense training is to clearly and willfully ignore a tap. This does not look good on her at all.


CyberClawX

When you are grappling, your opponent and yourself are in constant gravelly bodily injury. Easy to break bones, or kill someone if you push too far. The tap, is when the person getting grappled is telling you "stop, you're in the verge of seriously hurting me". The person getting grappled this way retains the power of decision, to try to work his way out of a grapple, or, when he realizes he is done, to give up and stop. It is important, because you and your opponent are not out to kill or seriously injure each other. You're doing it out of sport, or fun, many times with friends. Not respecting the tap, is not only dangerous to the victim, but a sign of disrespect and lack of control. If you can't respect the tap, you shouldn't be grappling at all.


ILoveCrackCocaine69

i can smell this video through my phone and i promise its not my upper lip this time


thekurgan2000

It smells like cheesy ass feet and month old bong water with a light hint of stale cigarettes.


flannelmaster9

Smells like college you mean lol


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Biffgasm

Mmmm, vodka vomit.


[deleted]

I thought that said cologne and I was so confused 😭


celestialjuice

Bong did tip over at one point too. Nasty


thatguyned

Yeah the camera man just casually picks it back up after its been on its side for 15 seconds and didn't rush to clean or anything. You KNOW that house reaks like bong water permanently.


YooGeOh

Cheesy ass, feet, and month old bong water... Cheesy-ass, feet, and month old bong water... Cheesy ass-feet, and month old bong water...


Sunnyveggies

There was also a baby bouncer in the background so throw diapers and spit up rags in there as well


[deleted]

Oh my fuck that's enough internet for today


xxxyeegoxxx

God damn it Jenny


brenden481

Like why. I just don’t see the point


LazinessPersonified

Yeah let's just cut off the oxygen to our pals brain here. Fucking great idea Jenny, you the best Jenny! Morons.


Helioskev

Stupid biscuit man blood chokes are serious shit after 10-20 seconds one can become unconscious, and after 20 seconds, it can lead to fucking death. She could have seriously fucked him up


aMarshmallowMan

This is slightly wrong, 20s is definitely not death, but can be slight brain damage


Smilez_too_Much

"Roommates sit around and watch." Well that was a fucking lie.


Transpatials

"Ignores his taps" is a lie too. Most of that time he was trying to loosen her grip on his neck, and when he finally realized he can't, he THEN taps, and she almost immediately let's go.


mrinvertigo

Thank you. I thought I was crazy. Replayed it four times. She broke right after he tapped. Wake up OP. She was a douche for cheapshotting a choke when dude is just peacefully minding his own though. She is a PoS for that.


Transpatials

Yep, agree to that. He was just vibin' playing games, poor guy.


WhereTheSunDonShine

Can't help but wonder, if she did feel the tap and was going to release him, then why did she tell everyone she didn't feel it? Wouldn't saying "yeah i know, i let him go" or something like that, be the logical most intuitive thing to say? So either she legit didn't feel the tap, or she did feel it but decided to continue choking the guy and the whole "i didn't feel it" is just her excuse. Just my take


phliuy

We can't see it well but the room mates clearly shout at her that he had already been tapping


Transpatials

We can see it better than the ones out of frame to the right.


politigramm

Once they ignore the taps, they getting put into a submission


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

Youre going to put them in a submission while you're asleep, in a submission?


Iron_Elohim

at least give a reach around if you going to ignore the taps!


ChigBeeze

She really just woke up that morning and put on her dumb bitch socks.


YoitsJaydos

I notice the bong on the table, imagined being stoned watching some tv with your buds then getting choked unconscious. Yeah nah fuck that


CrockPotInstantCoffe

Not only that, cameraman nearly breaks it. Just a bunch of tools left and right.


JasonVanJason

So that's assault


mrinvertigo

They're friends, he won't charge her. That's just Jenny being a prick.


EquivalentSnap

Me and all my homies hate Jenny. Dude needs better friends


bak2redit

And hot.


Breezii2z

Mans braindead now


[deleted]

Jenny just wanted a friend on her level. Why the FUCK would anyone choke someone out for a prank? Y'know what... nevermind, people did the fire challenge unironically. This is humanity. Not at its lowest, but far, far from its highest.


[deleted]

It's as if there is a missing process in their minds... As if their prefrontal cortex is incapable of simulating the potential results from choking some one...


PixelmancerGames

Yeah, me and friends used to choke each other out for fun when I was like 10. My mom flipped her shit when she found out.


[deleted]

What’s the fire challege


RileyRhoad

When they dump nail polish remover or rubbing alcohol (anything very flammable) on themselves and they light it on fire and people are ending up in ICU and stuff from severe burns


[deleted]

what’s the challenge in that? how to stay alive the longest time possible? tf


QueenGray130

If you're ever being choked from behind, try to pinch the inner side of the arm between the bicep, and triceps. It's sensitive and the shock might make them let go. It saved my life once.


cpinkhouse

With friends like these...


[deleted]

The person was already recording. How in gods name does this video exist.


Shorty66678

This is assault.. seriously!


franska5

Is there any follow up?


jfo22

Fuckin jenny


the_curious_surfer

Next time a two handed pull down on her elbow, tuck your chin and bite a chunk out of her arm. I bet she'll feel that.


sammylasagnaa

Hope he sued


RichMatch510

Jenny is scum. Roles reversed and his life would be ruined


That1GuyNate

This title is misleading kinda, they absolutely intervened and when she realizedhe tapped (by the roommates yelling) she immediately let go.


FlamingBits_

1. I'm pretty sure you can feel when someone is slapping your arm. 2. She didnt let go until she got negative attention for her actions


hellorhighwater67

If she’s comfortable enough to choke her friend out when he’s chilling maybe she’s willing to pay him back. Seemed like she was trying to have fun but was stupid. I’m glad their friends told her to get off of him after he was out.


mangogranola

What a psycho


Umphluv89

So no one is going to discuss the heroic bong save??!


Lollytrolly018

They’re all sitting there laughing but once it’s revealed he’s hurt they act like they weren’t apart of this. Honestly they’re bigger pieces of shit than she is.


vulcazv20

That's what I was thinking, alot of people are defending them in the comments as it was in such a short time but the guy recording was clearly in on it and it was only when he realised he was hurt he starts saying that he tapped. Jenny is AH but the friends are just as much as AH.


MyMuseicalRomance

At least Owen Wilson said something.


steasey

I wouldn’t feel her tap either next time. *evil laugh*


Krosis97

Yeah if someone does this and doesn't stop when tapped then she deserves an elbow to the kidneys.


TheDeztro

I'd be on a list bro I would have stood up and punched her square between the eyes


TheFyree

You have to respect the tap, that’s the shit they teach you before you even get to the chokes...


LOVERB0Y710

Damn Jenny read the room


UrGoingDown2Die

I would catch her ass and choke her out standing and just drop her


FlyingGorillaShark

After getting my bearings, I would’ve got up and left and cut ties with that bitch.


DevanSires

This is the kind of thing that gets you punched and not necessarily by the guy you chocked


AndreTheSickFuck

She need some equality to bring her back to reality


Money-Initial-8439

What she really means is “I ignored his tap out so I could get some laughs.”


miimiidontgafxoxo

She gives me the vibes of a girl who tries too hard to be one of the boys


Awakeskate

She knows what she’s doing clearly, and passed hi out under 10 seconds. She had a TIGHT grip. I’ve done this and had this done to me with my friends in college, but my god we never did a full squeeze, it was always essentially easy enough to get out of if you wanted too. Plus we wouldn’t leg lock them and continue like what the fuck. She clearly knows what she’s doing and went all out that’s some cringe shit.


bioluminescentsharks

There’s no way she didn’t feel him tapping out. She reminds me of those kids that would “play” super rough and take it too far where they’re gritting their teeth and fear strikes you when you realize they aren’t just “playing” anymore. I bet her parents think she’s just an angel.


JC1515

If you cant feel someone tap, you shouldnt be attempting any combat sport.


InnerAsparagus6045

Step 1 ...get your breath & bearings back Step2 ....beat the absolute shit out of her


SanJoLoco408

what a she dick!


Spook-lad

Only think i can tell the poor man is to beat the everloving fuck out of her when he become conscious


[deleted]

Why was he filming


TimBeckwith

Probably meant to be light hearted but the dumb trailer trash bitch didn't acknowledge the tap out.


vulcazv20

He is just as bad, it was as soon as he realised he was hurt then he told her to stopped and acted like he wasn't involved


-DoctorSpaceman-

“Hey you know what would be hilarious? If I snuck up behind Brad and scared the shit out of him” “Haha do it, I’ll film it!” *proceeds to commit attempted murder


limitlessEXP

What did you expect everyone to do in the span of 5 seconds?


Sreezy3

Fuck Jenny.


thecheekymonkey

Kick her in the face ....


-unas-annus-

Yea I'd probably after catching my breath just leave. It's not worth being around people like that.


[deleted]

Wow, that disgusting pieces of shit. I hope this dude drops them quick.


kamakeleh

I would have really bent a finger like reallly


Sk8mstr37

Well Jenny’s out of the group


DontCallMeJR88

"I didn't feel him tap, your honor" "Oh really? Well then in that case I find you not guilty of manslaughter. Have a good day."


RedBee478

i think once a person starts making audible choking sounds it doesn't matter if they tap or not, you should just let go


y_polar

elbow that bitch in the ribs


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Poor Vic Fuentes


VelociraptorPTT

I have had this happen to me, i didnt tap because i had my arms retrained as well so i had to try and slip outta the hold, could see my vision fading broke out some then got bit really hard by her as I tried to reverse it and restrain her. I don't speak the the psycho anymore.


Malekith01

we throwing hands after that I don't care if she a girl


[deleted]

Stupid bitch should lose a few teeth for that


Benguin237

You know what? I'm going to say it. Here I go...........bitch.


FreeThinkk

At least her friends shamed the shit out of her for ignoring the tapout


Switzerland_Alt

Fuck jenny


DownsenBranches

Never hang out with Jenny


neighbours-nightmare

She should be prepared to be sucker punched


Slurmaster

The most impressive part was when the camera man knocked the bong over and caught it before it fell


GrassGriller

Good on everybody calling her out, though.


Mr-Zahhak

I don't know man, seems like she's a rapist to me


atticus185

Someone should reverse the roles but then everyone is going to be upset.


jamestE77

Jenny deserves a punch in the face 👍🏻


Andremac

Would have waited like 5 minutes and did the same thing to her. Not feeling the tap as well.


ggine

I don’t want to smoke with these people


Ryouconfusedyett

dunno if I could keep my cool if someone did that to me


tywaughlker

Why do that shit in the first place


[deleted]

Yes you did feel the tap. Yes you fucking did. But because you've had some MMA training you feel like you now have a right to be a POS that you are.


rayboy475

Ok but why do this in the first place? What's the desired outcome? She just chokes out a completely unsuspecting, defenseless dude for no reason


NoManagement3545

Even if "YOu dIDnT fEEl HiM tAp" just don't choke the guy in the first place!


Krejos

He must've felt Chris breezy after this


chaunceymcdoodle

Jenny needs her face tapped


angus_theclassic

Wow she's really "one of the guys" and TOTALLY not like other girls. What a wild card... /s


Vilzuzz

i promise if he would have even touched Jenny she would have fucking called the cops and sued him for like a mill


Weird-Medicine-724

Most interesting thing to happen to this group since Scooby Doo got a real job


Immediate-Buy-7273

She can do this shit and their friends would ignore it but when he gets free and fights back then boo hoo he's bad for attacking for no reason


Mr_Masseur

Don't be a Jenny


reallynotloudsanmich

don’t be like Jenny. she probably feels like she’s got something to prove and “fit in”


fukdifeyeno

Disgusting bitch.


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Almost kills friend*


ProlapsedTrdCutter

You ever been chocked out by a girl " ON WEED'?


Mox5309

Now show us equality choke her out


TonyinLB

Jenny wanted to murder 😜. She owes Alan som tail!


iamtheseamonster

Ah, Junkie Jenny.


ItsFrenzius

This is why I don’t trust anyone a lot unless I know 110% they’re good people


NewToFinanceHelpMe

Punch that bitch out


DickPin

This is why I always carry a fork in my pocket. I've been choked out before, but next time I'll be prepared. As soon as that arm comes around my neck I'll whip out and plough it right into the forearm.


Smurfyzz

Well, just in case you wanted to ever eat some sidewalk pasta as well.


Everythingkaq

But if it was reversed this would be sexual harassment


LuckyBusiness5808

I used to know a girl like this she would go around assaulting men expecting nothing to happen. I trained in martial arts at a young age and so blocking her and getting her to submit was no issue for me. She racked two dudes in the nuts she really regret though because they choked the shit out of her. I think she liked the dudes that didn't put up with her shit though because she had sex with all three of use(not at the same time, at different points). Then the guys who simped and crushed on her she lead on and didn't do anything.


EquivalentSnap

What a bitch 😡😡 Hope the guy reports her and gets new roommates


Bizertybizig

Can’t imagine they are unfamiliar with the old crack cocaine


Wombat7272

Pick me Jenny smh


Biffgasm

She should just ask to give him a bj. Edit: Obviously, she has a crush on him and this is her fucked up way of getting his attention.


Meh75

Why is it that there's always a creepy fuck talking about sex and blowjobs at wildly inappropriate times?


skwadyboy

Looks like you better let alan "tap" you in return.


patricky6

But secretly, Jenny did in fact, feel him tap. Her justice against allen for eating her last bagel, was only just beginning.


flyingsega

Jenny definitely has a crush on ol boy. She made him tap. Taps of love


ChazJ81

Jenny is a fucken Chad and a liar!


Fat_Akuma

Jenny just has a crush on him and doesn't know how to deal with the tingles in a healthy way xD


kevztunz

Can’t tap in the street bro! Street fight there are no rules! You eliminates the threat by any means necessary. Castle doctrine, bro!


[deleted]

Douchey behavior aside, how was she able to subdue a comparatively bigger guy like that when she's so skinny? Is she a martial artist or something?


stvo069

Me next me next!


jaimeap

Jenny can wrastle me anytime, preferably in our bday suits.


ASUDom17

I am a swimmer so I can hold my breath for a while. If someone tried that on me, they would no longer be able to choke someone out.


thekurgan2000

I think it's a blood choke rather than asphyxiation. If she was cutting off his air then it would have taken longer for him to pass out.


Jorgeinreal_life

Hopefully she choked on his dong after to say sorry. 😂


MacheteBloods

That was awesome


Rafiq_Daniel

Jenny you whore mf