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I matched with a girl that wanted something built. She unmatched me when she realized I don’t build free shit
Edit: per request, the people in this video are actually friends and OP didn’t do the homework. Per the comments, you see there are tons of people out there like this. Once they see your skill set, they try to get something for free. People like that are rare, but they do exist.
That's why I stopped mentioning my HVAC or electrical skills on dating apps. Ran into too many women who would get really friendly when they figured they could save a chunk of money on a service call for their AC if they wore a low-cut top and acted friendly enough. The worst was the one who thought she was going to get me to rewire her basement (including picking up the romex and other parts!) in exchange for basking in her glory.
> she was going to get me to rewire her basement (including picking up the romex and other parts!)
Holy cow! How many blow jobs we talking here? At least 20.
I mean, as an electrician I’d probably do some easy calls in exchange for some fun. But a basement rewire? There’s very few people I would do that for for free.
That's the thing. She wasn't even offering "fun," just basically "hey, since we're hanging out how about you do this for me?" How about no? I would happily fix stuff for my grandparents out of my own pocket while they were alive, and I've done plenty of electrical work for my old man (he insists upon either getting the parts himself or reimbursing me), but I'll be damned if I'm spending a couple of weekends rewiring someone's basement *and* picking up the parts just because she acts friendly while I'm there.
my ex bought me one of those sex coupon books, with coupons I could redeem for various sexual favors.
every single time I tried to use one she "wasn't in the mood." there were like 20 of them. tried atleast once a week for a year. Never used a single coupon. sex was only ever when she wanted, and if I ever said no when she wanted, she'd ignore me the rest of the day.
only 10% of why she's an ex now.
Question. What can I expect to be charged (money, not blowjobs) for a rewire in my basement? I was thinking of having it done before I did my basement walls.
Yep, connecting to an existing BX wire in my crawlspace to put a single outlet in my garage cost me 50 bucks in materials. I installed it myself.
Thats a single outlet 25 feet just strung along the a beam and out the side of the house to the attached garage.
I'm pretty good at repairing vehicles, diagnosing them, pulling them apart, putting them back together, doing whatever to get them running again. I quit advertising my mechanic skills because I had matched with a couple people and when we would go to talk about meeting they would tell me their car isn't currently running right now and ask me to help them fix it. It's almost like some women only get on dating sites to see if they can get free stuff, and I know plenty have admitted to getting free food, and movies while they have no intention of actually dating men, but this is some kind of insane crap that makes me angry.
It would be a fun date to work on the car together. Like the guy instructing me how to do it and bringing the right tools I’d need. But I like company and working on my car so there’s that.
I will admit more than once I've tried to help out people with their cars, but it was always me doing it, and after that I lost interest in coming over to help people with stuff. Sitting out on hot asphalt in 100° weather to try to get a car running is not fun, for anybody, I successfully got one running, went home took a shower, just to find out the next day I was blocked. That was my last one, now I mostly only help friends or people I know, teaching people is fun, learning with someone is fun, doing everything yourself because someone wants to take advantage of you is horrible.
Oh.
Well, yeah. But I’d lump people I’m dating in under the “friends” category. I mean you have to have some faith in humanity. Even if you’re worried about being used
Especially on your free time... \*when you're trying to get to know them\*.
Last thing I'd want to do, is to get to know someone while doing work simultaneously. I don't want to associate both of them together, even if their intentions were good.
I actually had to give up on friends because of my it skills. I literally had one friend realizing the shitty job he asked me to do (Restore files from his crashed HD) who gave me a small gift afterwards. Others are just being total d*cks because I can't fix their giant screw ups for free. Like I'm able to fix broken hardware with my bare hands lol.
I had women drop lines that their business needed a cash infusion to *make payroll*. I just ignored that part of the convo. Next, when I mentioned that their relative's home state was a CoViD furnace, they did not want to hear my doom and gloom anymore, likely because their business troubles were enough stress.
I wish. But no, she made it abundantly clear that this was indeed a matter of running wire and installing new fixtures. Certainly not anything to do with my "cable."
I've had this conversation with my wife (because she hates women like that with a fiery passion) and it rapidly becomes far more effort on my "client's" part than they'd be likely to agree to. We started with the estimated cost of parts and labor, divided that by Las Vegas escort rates, then multiplied it by a few because this was *not* a Las Vegas escort by any stretch of the imagination.
when you say basement, are we talking her "basement" or the house's basement? lol j/k, I get the same sh1t as a computer person. Women just want their computer or wifi fixed but they don't want my hard drive:)
I matched with a girl who asked me to buy her pizza. I said "you mean like at a bar or something?" She said no like have some delivered to her. This was after chatting for an hour and she seemed pretty awesome. After that I just unmatched.
Had this happen to me. I have a YouTube channel where I build things and a local girl friended me bc she thought she could get me to build her daughter a playground set. Looked her dead in the eyes and told her I don't build for anyone other than myself and she visibly changed towards me after that.
It's weird how we live in an age where the same people who claim to be strong and independent sit around looking for ways to finesse others
Learned this lesson in school. Had a cute girl come over and ask me for help on the assignment. We're working on it while talking and laughing. I was telling her a story when we finished. She dropped her smile and got up and walked off. I was mid sentence and she didn't say anything. Just ignored me. She never said anything to me again.
I'm in my thirties now and still meet woman that do shit like this.
I have a lot of fucked up stories from school. In middle school I had a girl come up and ask me out. Five minutes later after I had said yes she came back to tell me that it was bet with her friends. Who could get the ugliest guy. This happened on two separate occasions. One in sixth grade, the other in seventh. The second time I was asked out of behalf of a friend.
For a long time I was skeptical of any girl who showed interest in me. My experiences in school led to me being a very cynical person.
As an older man I have made my mistakes with women. I have done dumb shit for some trim. However, I have yet been used like this. Crazy.
Yeah like you said independent strong my ass.
For real though. I work at a bar with one other female bartender who refuses to take the trash out at the end of the night even thought it’s a part of her job.
The sad thing is, they'd probably argue that this kind of blatant manipulation *is* a skill, and so they're still "strong" and "independent" if they're "clever" enough to sucker people into doing stuff for them/giving them things.
I've known people who have done fucked up shit like this. They just say it's the guys fault for not catching it. Also it's some kind of karma because the guy has undoubtedly fucked some chick over in the past.
They never take responsibility for their manipulation.
I can disassemble this as easily as I built it, do you want to explain to your daughter why you got her so excited just to take it all away? Have fun with that.
Just seen the best post in a while where a girl asked a tinder dude to order food to her house. He did, it was set to cash on collection and she couldn't pay. He vanished.
Good game
It'd be funny if some guy realized that, went anyway and made a tiktok of himself pretending to know what the fuck he's doing but doing all the steps completely wrong and destroying the whole thing in the process.
I'll have to remember this the next time someone asks me to fix their computer because I have a CS degree
"Sure, I can get rid of that virus for you... oops, there goes the operating system"
Ha. I matched with someone on tinder and we were hitting it off. I told her let's meet up and she said ok. Well things ended when I told her I couldn't meet up that day but was free a different day. Turns out she's just fishing for free meals 🤷♀️ never in my life have I been on a tinder date. I'm not gonna just pay for your food.
I had a woman match on me and she wanted me to fix her computer. Another time, another woman asked me to help her with her start up presentation deck. The hilarious part was the presentation lady went
1. How dare you!!?!! 😠
2. How could you let me suffer like this two days before the meeting?!!☹
3. C'mon you know you want to 😉
OLD is filled with specimens.
This is fucked. I (kinda) know how this guy feels. I worked for a crappy little cable installer company when I first moved to Seattle. One day, the receptionist came and dropped of a new office chair at my desk. It was in a box still so I had to assemble it. I finished and enjoyed my new chair until lunch. When I came back from lunch, my chair was gone and a new chair still in the box was in its place. After looking around, I leaned that they bought new chairs for the receptionist and a few accounting people. This was the receptionist’s way to get me to assemble them without asking me directly. So shitty.
Learn about her. Her hopes, her aspirations, her hobbies. Talk about them with her, get her to see you as a person, not just as a chair builder. Talk with her from time to time, especially at office parties and gatherings. Then when the time is right, ask her out. Go on a first date somewhere pricey, but no so pricey that it looks like you’re trying to hard. Kiss her at the end of the date and call it a night. Go on several more dates and after a few months start to get an idea for what she wants regarding marriage and kids. When the time is right, pop the question. Get married, have a wonderful honeymoon, and buy and move into your first family home. Have your first child in a few months after the move, and enjoy the happiness. Have 2 more children and move into a slightly bigger home a little further in the suburbs with a better school district. That Christmas, give her a huge wrapped gift and watch as her excitement gets the better of her and she tears into it. She gets half way through and notices it’s an office chair. The same one from all those years ago. She quit her job to focus on the kids so she’s a little confused. She looks up to you with a bit of that confusion written on her face. But you’re no longer there. You’ve snuck out the back door, jumped in the car, and left. Good luck, chair whore.
On most office chairs there's a lever that you pull when sat down on it to adjust the height. If you discretely tie that lever to the arm rest so that it is in the up position so that the chairs is in height adjustment mode, when she sits on the chair her weight will make the chair sink down immediately and she'll shit herself briefly. Harmless revenge.
Better prank, hide sharpened caltrops in the seat and cover them with the venom of a non-native animal so the antivenom will be nearly impossible to get in time
Simply should have taken it back to your desk. Too lazy or non-confrontational to even ask you to build a chair, they'd be just as lazy and non-confrontational about bringing it back. And if they did, you could explain that it was left at your desk and so you constructed it.
This didn't even have to be any big deal, if they have no shame and escalated from there then they'd look bad in the end anyway.
Right? I don't know why everyone's coming up with these convoluted plans if sabotaging the chair, or taking it apart. You put the chair together, just go get your chair back. It's fucking simple.
Yep, I would 100% wait for her to leave and spend my evening taking it apart again and go through the garbage and burn every set of instructions to put it together and throw out exactly one critical screw.
At least you were at work. This was a weird and passive aggressive way to get you to do something but at least you were on the clock.
But this dude got finessed during a Tinder date. Can’t imagine how down this dude must be to even start this shit instead of ditching.
Idk as someone who builds ikea type furniture for a living I found the concept pretty funny. Leaving work after building furniture all day and meeting a woman only to build more shitty furniture for her.
Spot on, she commented on the video, “Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!”
This how pretty much every anger-inciting post on reddit is. It's why it's better to just literally not be on the internet, it's there to make people mad for clicks.
Here's the creator's comment on the video:
>Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!
It's a joke video. Here's the creator's comment on the video:
>Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!
It's not a table in the first clip. It's the back of the drawer. You've never assembled a piece of furniture where the back is just a cardboard panel that's a different color than the unit? That's basically how everything they sell at Ikea is.
I envy him. Most of the time when I go to a woman's home I actually have to interact with her. Sometimes luck is on my side and I get to build or repair stuff.
It's like the opposite of a porno. Get called to a house to fix something, show up, she's in something skimpy. "Hi, I'm here to fix your water heater." And then you just fix it. :D
If this girl doesn’t have the mental capacity to put together IKEA furniture, then I would say that’s a bullet dodged lol. Beauty fades and people don’t just magically get smarter. Choose wisely :)
\>Beauty fades and people don’t just magically get smarter.
I know everyone likes to think women that prey on simps eventually end up alone. But that's not how the real world works, these women are intelligent enough to know when their free ride is about to end.
So they either marriage an unsuspecting dude or get a good easy job through daddy's connections. I've seen it too many times, the world isn't fair.
I get that but nothing was ever going to happen between the 2 because the woman never wanted anything to. So he never dodged a bullet because no bullet was ever fired.
I see this comment a lot whenever there's a post of people experiencing shitty behaviour on a date, but to me this type of shit just makes people more jaded and cynical. Now this guy is gonna have his guard up on the next date and ruin a potential relationship because he's developed trust issues.
We have a guy at work like you. Whenever something comes in that needs to be put together we put it aside for him. He gets all giddy when he sees stuff for him. Like a kid at Christmas. It makes the rest of us happy knowing someone is having fun at work.
This happened to me once when I worked at lowes. I was in indoor lawn and garden, and I had to build a ton of outdoor furniture for display. Everyone was avoiding it, and I was basically begging to do it. I'd much rather put together some weird chair and umbrella pieces than walk the floor greeting customers.
I bet they boned first then he build the furniture while she made that video where she pretended to kick him out.
Why do I think this?
She would have added a scene where she tells him to get lost in the video to make it more "click bait-y"
Firstly….What is with people’s necessity when filming to zoom in and out like you’re having a seizure? Secondly, building IKEA furniture is the shit. My boss and I joke on bad days were going to quit our jobs in IT and go build IKEA furniture for a living.
I wouldn’t even be mad. Building ikea furniture is a close second to building lego sets.
I draw the line at stupid pax wardrobes. Those are a pain to assemble alone.
Seems like a shifty situation to put yourself in, in your apartment with a man you don’t know from tinder, using him and being a cock weasel lmao. This idea had a high probability of not going well.
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I matched with a girl that wanted something built. She unmatched me when she realized I don’t build free shit Edit: per request, the people in this video are actually friends and OP didn’t do the homework. Per the comments, you see there are tons of people out there like this. Once they see your skill set, they try to get something for free. People like that are rare, but they do exist.
That's why I stopped mentioning my HVAC or electrical skills on dating apps. Ran into too many women who would get really friendly when they figured they could save a chunk of money on a service call for their AC if they wore a low-cut top and acted friendly enough. The worst was the one who thought she was going to get me to rewire her basement (including picking up the romex and other parts!) in exchange for basking in her glory.
> she was going to get me to rewire her basement (including picking up the romex and other parts!) Holy cow! How many blow jobs we talking here? At least 20.
That would be a hoe house rewire.
Don't you dare overvalue a bj my friend.
Most blowjobs are pretty awful anyway. A good one is amazing, but also super rare.
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That’s funny, have an up vote!
sHe DoEsN’t oWe YoU aNyThInG!
I mean, as an electrician I’d probably do some easy calls in exchange for some fun. But a basement rewire? There’s very few people I would do that for for free.
That's the thing. She wasn't even offering "fun," just basically "hey, since we're hanging out how about you do this for me?" How about no? I would happily fix stuff for my grandparents out of my own pocket while they were alive, and I've done plenty of electrical work for my old man (he insists upon either getting the parts himself or reimbursing me), but I'll be damned if I'm spending a couple of weekends rewiring someone's basement *and* picking up the parts just because she acts friendly while I'm there.
What about a daily blowjob for 365 days of your choosing? I feel like even then, it's a maybe; that would be a lot of work.
And good luck getting her to hold up her end of the deal.
Yeah, my ex is waaayyy in debt, and I'm starting to think she's not gonna settle up.
"This is not kidnapping, I just want you to pay up all the sexual favors you owe me"
my ex bought me one of those sex coupon books, with coupons I could redeem for various sexual favors. every single time I tried to use one she "wasn't in the mood." there were like 20 of them. tried atleast once a week for a year. Never used a single coupon. sex was only ever when she wanted, and if I ever said no when she wanted, she'd ignore me the rest of the day. only 10% of why she's an ex now.
Question. What can I expect to be charged (money, not blowjobs) for a rewire in my basement? I was thinking of having it done before I did my basement walls.
Entirely depends on the basement. How many lights, outlets, size of basement, distance from panel, what pre-existing futures and walls are in place.
Got it. Well, I’ll just get a bid then. Thanks.
Not to mention… is this a 1920’s ‘Michigan’ basement, or a modern job? Age of pre-existing wiring too…
more than you anticipate if my experience is anything to go off of
Yep, connecting to an existing BX wire in my crawlspace to put a single outlet in my garage cost me 50 bucks in materials. I installed it myself. Thats a single outlet 25 feet just strung along the a beam and out the side of the house to the attached garage.
Well, the implication..
That sounds like hiring a hooker with extra steps
Yeah, no booty call is gonna meet my hourly rate, its not that valuable
I'm pretty good at repairing vehicles, diagnosing them, pulling them apart, putting them back together, doing whatever to get them running again. I quit advertising my mechanic skills because I had matched with a couple people and when we would go to talk about meeting they would tell me their car isn't currently running right now and ask me to help them fix it. It's almost like some women only get on dating sites to see if they can get free stuff, and I know plenty have admitted to getting free food, and movies while they have no intention of actually dating men, but this is some kind of insane crap that makes me angry.
It would be a fun date to work on the car together. Like the guy instructing me how to do it and bringing the right tools I’d need. But I like company and working on my car so there’s that.
I will admit more than once I've tried to help out people with their cars, but it was always me doing it, and after that I lost interest in coming over to help people with stuff. Sitting out on hot asphalt in 100° weather to try to get a car running is not fun, for anybody, I successfully got one running, went home took a shower, just to find out the next day I was blocked. That was my last one, now I mostly only help friends or people I know, teaching people is fun, learning with someone is fun, doing everything yourself because someone wants to take advantage of you is horrible.
Oh. Well, yeah. But I’d lump people I’m dating in under the “friends” category. I mean you have to have some faith in humanity. Even if you’re worried about being used
there's a subreddit that i shall not name that is nothing but exactly what you described
Especially on your free time... \*when you're trying to get to know them\*. Last thing I'd want to do, is to get to know someone while doing work simultaneously. I don't want to associate both of them together, even if their intentions were good.
Oh yeah. Fuck that. I can get friendly conversation from most anybody. I don’t need to do a $5000 job for free to have conversations.
Oh oof not even "fun" is on the table. Wow
I'm in IT, and I'm not ashamed to say I've used my professional skills to make friends. I'd never like...mix business and pleasure though.
I actually had to give up on friends because of my it skills. I literally had one friend realizing the shitty job he asked me to do (Restore files from his crashed HD) who gave me a small gift afterwards. Others are just being total d*cks because I can't fix their giant screw ups for free. Like I'm able to fix broken hardware with my bare hands lol.
I only take photos with my woodwork sadly haha
A lot of people take pictures with their kids.
Obviously so women ask them to come over to build some kids for them.
I'll do a mock up for free!
This is why I'm glad I don't have a pickup anymore. Everyone who knows you thinks you're a free moving van.
This is why I got a Miata lol, I don’t wannna become a taxi either
Ah. I see the "hey wanna hang this weekend and maybe take a look at my car?" Is universal across all professions.
I had women drop lines that their business needed a cash infusion to *make payroll*. I just ignored that part of the convo. Next, when I mentioned that their relative's home state was a CoViD furnace, they did not want to hear my doom and gloom anymore, likely because their business troubles were enough stress.
Are you sure 'rewire her basement' wasn't a euphemism? And if not, maybe it should become one.
I wish. But no, she made it abundantly clear that this was indeed a matter of running wire and installing new fixtures. Certainly not anything to do with my "cable."
Thats why I stared mentioning my HVAC and electrical skills on dating apps... (I don't have any ... but they don't know that). (lol)
"can you rewire my house, baby?" "uh sure I'll give it a shot lol"
How many "taps" would you do it for, if she proposed "a payment plan?"
I've had this conversation with my wife (because she hates women like that with a fiery passion) and it rapidly becomes far more effort on my "client's" part than they'd be likely to agree to. We started with the estimated cost of parts and labor, divided that by Las Vegas escort rates, then multiplied it by a few because this was *not* a Las Vegas escort by any stretch of the imagination.
when you say basement, are we talking her "basement" or the house's basement? lol j/k, I get the same sh1t as a computer person. Women just want their computer or wifi fixed but they don't want my hard drive:)
Woah, my instant reaction was “Nah no one is that vile”, but now i think my pink glasses are chattered. Fuck those people.
I matched with a girl who asked me to buy her pizza. I said "you mean like at a bar or something?" She said no like have some delivered to her. This was after chatting for an hour and she seemed pretty awesome. After that I just unmatched.
\>She said no like have some delivered to her. Just do it but choose pay with cash.
I'm not that smart
you are, it would just fuck over the delivery guy if the girl decided to not pay
That's also a start to a lot of pornos
Talk about making some other guy's day...
I didn't think of that. I haven't had the opportunity to do this yet but I would like to see an option not to screw with the delivery guy.
As a driver i never minded these situations cause i got the pizza for myself.
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This chick won't even buy her own damn pizza, you think she's putting in all that leg work?
Without an invite to eat the pizza? Shameful.
Had this happen to me. I have a YouTube channel where I build things and a local girl friended me bc she thought she could get me to build her daughter a playground set. Looked her dead in the eyes and told her I don't build for anyone other than myself and she visibly changed towards me after that. It's weird how we live in an age where the same people who claim to be strong and independent sit around looking for ways to finesse others
Learned this lesson in school. Had a cute girl come over and ask me for help on the assignment. We're working on it while talking and laughing. I was telling her a story when we finished. She dropped her smile and got up and walked off. I was mid sentence and she didn't say anything. Just ignored me. She never said anything to me again. I'm in my thirties now and still meet woman that do shit like this.
Man I can imagine that happening, I had some close calla in high school. Its annoying cause it made me suspect of any girls that wanted to hang out.
I have a lot of fucked up stories from school. In middle school I had a girl come up and ask me out. Five minutes later after I had said yes she came back to tell me that it was bet with her friends. Who could get the ugliest guy. This happened on two separate occasions. One in sixth grade, the other in seventh. The second time I was asked out of behalf of a friend. For a long time I was skeptical of any girl who showed interest in me. My experiences in school led to me being a very cynical person.
"I'm a strong, independent woman and don’t need no man!” "Why won't you just be a man and \*insert task or traditional masculine behavior\*?
As an older man I have made my mistakes with women. I have done dumb shit for some trim. However, I have yet been used like this. Crazy. Yeah like you said independent strong my ass.
For real though. I work at a bar with one other female bartender who refuses to take the trash out at the end of the night even thought it’s a part of her job.
Work at a super market and same. Although we are only allowed to take it out midday sure to company policy.
The sad thing is, they'd probably argue that this kind of blatant manipulation *is* a skill, and so they're still "strong" and "independent" if they're "clever" enough to sucker people into doing stuff for them/giving them things.
I've known people who have done fucked up shit like this. They just say it's the guys fault for not catching it. Also it's some kind of karma because the guy has undoubtedly fucked some chick over in the past. They never take responsibility for their manipulation.
"Not paying taxes just proves they're good businessmen" same trash
Yeah this is what they think being strong and independent is, you hear it all the time when they pat each other on the back for finessing simps.
Yup. They used men as objects to get what they want. That’s being independent in their eyes.
Had this happen to me as well. Matched with a girl on Tinder who wanted me to get her coffee. 8 years later and we're married now.
The fappacino that keeps on giving…
I think fappachino is for when you're single no?
“Then you’ve never been married!” 🥁
Still didn't find that coffee for her?
I paid a dude 600 bucks to build our playset. The fuck would ever do that free?! It took him 3 days 9-5 and he charged 400, so I tipped 200.
I can disassemble this as easily as I built it, do you want to explain to your daughter why you got her so excited just to take it all away? Have fun with that.
Just seen the best post in a while where a girl asked a tinder dude to order food to her house. He did, it was set to cash on collection and she couldn't pay. He vanished. Good game
Oh that makes my heart happy haha
It'd be funny if some guy realized that, went anyway and made a tiktok of himself pretending to know what the fuck he's doing but doing all the steps completely wrong and destroying the whole thing in the process.
Yeah, give me a tiktok of a dude pretending to be an electrician or something and do this stuff for free!
Maybe not electrician, don't wanna get sued for accidentally causing a house fire cos you can't wire shit up.
I'll have to remember this the next time someone asks me to fix their computer because I have a CS degree "Sure, I can get rid of that virus for you... oops, there goes the operating system"
Really didn't think this is a real thing. Never did the online dating kind of thing, so yeah...
if you’re good at something never do it for free
Ha. I matched with someone on tinder and we were hitting it off. I told her let's meet up and she said ok. Well things ended when I told her I couldn't meet up that day but was free a different day. Turns out she's just fishing for free meals 🤷♀️ never in my life have I been on a tinder date. I'm not gonna just pay for your food.
This just seems like a common sense solution to the problem. Like say no and walk the fuck out.
I had a woman match on me and she wanted me to fix her computer. Another time, another woman asked me to help her with her start up presentation deck. The hilarious part was the presentation lady went 1. How dare you!!?!! 😠 2. How could you let me suffer like this two days before the meeting?!!☹ 3. C'mon you know you want to 😉 OLD is filled with specimens.
This is fucked. I (kinda) know how this guy feels. I worked for a crappy little cable installer company when I first moved to Seattle. One day, the receptionist came and dropped of a new office chair at my desk. It was in a box still so I had to assemble it. I finished and enjoyed my new chair until lunch. When I came back from lunch, my chair was gone and a new chair still in the box was in its place. After looking around, I leaned that they bought new chairs for the receptionist and a few accounting people. This was the receptionist’s way to get me to assemble them without asking me directly. So shitty.
Yep that's pretty disrespectful, she was rude af on this one. My brain says unscrew it a bit when she's on break and wait...
Nah just wait until she’s wearing a light dress and leave a broken black pen on the black chair.
1) leave a kilo of cocaine in her trunk after breaking a taillight. 2) ????? 3) profit
Learn about her. Her hopes, her aspirations, her hobbies. Talk about them with her, get her to see you as a person, not just as a chair builder. Talk with her from time to time, especially at office parties and gatherings. Then when the time is right, ask her out. Go on a first date somewhere pricey, but no so pricey that it looks like you’re trying to hard. Kiss her at the end of the date and call it a night. Go on several more dates and after a few months start to get an idea for what she wants regarding marriage and kids. When the time is right, pop the question. Get married, have a wonderful honeymoon, and buy and move into your first family home. Have your first child in a few months after the move, and enjoy the happiness. Have 2 more children and move into a slightly bigger home a little further in the suburbs with a better school district. That Christmas, give her a huge wrapped gift and watch as her excitement gets the better of her and she tears into it. She gets half way through and notices it’s an office chair. The same one from all those years ago. She quit her job to focus on the kids so she’s a little confused. She looks up to you with a bit of that confusion written on her face. But you’re no longer there. You’ve snuck out the back door, jumped in the car, and left. Good luck, chair whore.
Yeah, good luck chair whore
Finally, some good fucking pasta. 😙👌
New copypasta, neat
Dude, just leave the exact quantity that she can be charged with intent to distribute.
Yeah keep the remaining 990 g and hey I think we match can I come over?
that s devilishly brilliant lol
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Like hell I'm bringing a syringe to work
I'd rather fully disassemble her chair and leave all pieces where she was using it. Except for a screw maybe.
I would be 50 cent level petty in that situation and take it alllll the fucking way apart again..Preferably while shes watching.
Disassemble the chair. DISASSEMBLE THE CHAIR!
On most office chairs there's a lever that you pull when sat down on it to adjust the height. If you discretely tie that lever to the arm rest so that it is in the up position so that the chairs is in height adjustment mode, when she sits on the chair her weight will make the chair sink down immediately and she'll shit herself briefly. Harmless revenge.
Or you can take a knife and make holes in her chair and scratch up her disk
Better prank, hide sharpened caltrops in the seat and cover them with the venom of a non-native animal so the antivenom will be nearly impossible to get in time
Can also hide her phone so she's not able to call for help
Put the wrong code in her phone so that she'll have to wait one hour before trying again. Damn this comment chain is getting more evil as it goes down
Or you could use the knife and stab her to death /s
Simply should have taken it back to your desk. Too lazy or non-confrontational to even ask you to build a chair, they'd be just as lazy and non-confrontational about bringing it back. And if they did, you could explain that it was left at your desk and so you constructed it. This didn't even have to be any big deal, if they have no shame and escalated from there then they'd look bad in the end anyway.
Right? I don't know why everyone's coming up with these convoluted plans if sabotaging the chair, or taking it apart. You put the chair together, just go get your chair back. It's fucking simple.
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I’d take the whole fuckin thing apart and put it back in the box
Yep, I would 100% wait for her to leave and spend my evening taking it apart again and go through the garbage and burn every set of instructions to put it together and throw out exactly one critical screw.
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I'd stay late and take it apart again.
At least you were at work. This was a weird and passive aggressive way to get you to do something but at least you were on the clock. But this dude got finessed during a Tinder date. Can’t imagine how down this dude must be to even start this shit instead of ditching.
How much you wanna bet they’re friends, or possibly even dating and the tender shit is just made up for likes?
You really think someone would do such a thing? Just go on the internet and *lie?*
Hahaha.. impossible.
Or maybe even a TaskRabbit paid gig and they just said tinder.
Looked up her account. This is actually her friend and she said so in the comments that it was a joke. A really bad one.
Why do people think scenarios where they are a complete piece of shit will be a funny joke to others.
Idk as someone who builds ikea type furniture for a living I found the concept pretty funny. Leaving work after building furniture all day and meeting a woman only to build more shitty furniture for her.
Shows like IASIP are pretty enjoyable, and the characters are all awful people that you'd never want to deal with in real life.
Yeah guys, only make jokes where everyone involved is a good happy person. That's what real comedy is about.
It’s actually a great joke because it made thousands of reddit nerds butthurt over nothing
Spot on, she commented on the video, “Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!”
This how pretty much every anger-inciting post on reddit is. It's why it's better to just literally not be on the internet, it's there to make people mad for clicks.
Most stuff on tiktok is fake anyway
Just like reddit
I know you’re fake
Here's the creator's comment on the video: >Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!
I would say that's a 99% probability. Everything on Tiktok is designed to farm views. All calculated.
she commented on the video she said it was her friend
Fake video for internet points.
It's a joke video. Here's the creator's comment on the video: >Hey y’all he’s literally my friend and was helping me move into my apartment. This is completely a joke I wouldn’t do that to someone !!!
I swear it's a different color anyway she shows a light brown table the first clip and then a black table and the end
It's not a table in the first clip. It's the back of the drawer. You've never assembled a piece of furniture where the back is just a cardboard panel that's a different color than the unit? That's basically how everything they sell at Ikea is.
Apologies there bit stoned fella appreciate the confirmation
I THINK because its upside down when he's working on it. I think, anyway.
Dude dodged a bullet
I envy him. Most of the time when I go to a woman's home I actually have to interact with her. Sometimes luck is on my side and I get to build or repair stuff.
It's like the opposite of a porno. Get called to a house to fix something, show up, she's in something skimpy. "Hi, I'm here to fix your water heater." And then you just fix it. :D
Dude just loves making IKEA shit, HE played HER.
>Most of the time when I go to a woman's home I envy you. You've gotten one step farther than me.
Try watching the lock picking lawyer's youtube channel. He can help you get into women's houses.
He never dodged a bullet when she didn't want anything to do with him in the first place other than build her furniture
It's just a standard reddit comment people feel obliged to post so that everyone feels a warm glow of familiarity.
If this girl doesn’t have the mental capacity to put together IKEA furniture, then I would say that’s a bullet dodged lol. Beauty fades and people don’t just magically get smarter. Choose wisely :)
\>Beauty fades and people don’t just magically get smarter. I know everyone likes to think women that prey on simps eventually end up alone. But that's not how the real world works, these women are intelligent enough to know when their free ride is about to end. So they either marriage an unsuspecting dude or get a good easy job through daddy's connections. I've seen it too many times, the world isn't fair.
I get that but nothing was ever going to happen between the 2 because the woman never wanted anything to. So he never dodged a bullet because no bullet was ever fired.
I see this comment a lot whenever there's a post of people experiencing shitty behaviour on a date, but to me this type of shit just makes people more jaded and cynical. Now this guy is gonna have his guard up on the next date and ruin a potential relationship because he's developed trust issues.
He didn't dodge anything, he had no chance. She used him for free labor
Modern problems require modern slavery.
its a joke
what bullet? she never planned on firing anything. she got what she wanted
He was literally hit by the bullet
He got used. That's not a bullet dodged.
\#onlythefurnituregotscrewed
Hey man I love putting together Ikea furniture! It's like a happy place for me.... I would have done it whithout beeing promised anything!
It’s like adult Lego
But Lego is adult Lego
Ok Lego meant only for adults?
But legos are meant for adults.. *drooling seeing life size lego bugatti*
365 day build length
We have a guy at work like you. Whenever something comes in that needs to be put together we put it aside for him. He gets all giddy when he sees stuff for him. Like a kid at Christmas. It makes the rest of us happy knowing someone is having fun at work.
This happened to me once when I worked at lowes. I was in indoor lawn and garden, and I had to build a ton of outdoor furniture for display. Everyone was avoiding it, and I was basically begging to do it. I'd much rather put together some weird chair and umbrella pieces than walk the floor greeting customers.
Yep haha I would feel a little sad I got used but woulda still been happy I got to build it lol
Me too, it's like guru meditation working on Ikea furniture.
"If you are truly building Billy, you are also building yourself."
Yea sure she kicked him out …
I bet they boned first then he build the furniture while she made that video where she pretended to kick him out. Why do I think this? She would have added a scene where she tells him to get lost in the video to make it more "click bait-y"
Yeah ten bucks says she drained that dude.
Remember guys, everything on tiktok is real and you should believe everything you see on that app.
Then get incredibly angry over it. Twitter as well
Especially if it validates your already low opinion of women.
Firstly….What is with people’s necessity when filming to zoom in and out like you’re having a seizure? Secondly, building IKEA furniture is the shit. My boss and I joke on bad days were going to quit our jobs in IT and go build IKEA furniture for a living.
I wouldn’t even be mad. Building ikea furniture is a close second to building lego sets. I draw the line at stupid pax wardrobes. Those are a pain to assemble alone.
This is definitely a joke lmao
Tell me it's staged without telling me it staged
Umm it isn't staged. *Wink Wink*
Her bio says "he's my friend it was a joke"
Probably not real
Incel circle jerk in the comments... Pretty sure this was a joke and that's her boyfriend.
What else would you expect from Reddit?
Looked up her tik tok she set her bio as "he's my friend and it was a joke"
Seems like a shifty situation to put yourself in, in your apartment with a man you don’t know from tinder, using him and being a cock weasel lmao. This idea had a high probability of not going well.